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排山倒海

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帅喔

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好功夫

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好厉害

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好恐怖

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不准扶

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全部站起来

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全都是笨蛋 一点用都没有

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练习到此为止

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解散

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是 

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好厉害 

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主将你刚才用的那一招 

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走开

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我说过多少次

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不可以在道场吃口香糖

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你真的好厉害喔

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是吗 

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是呀 你刚才用你那招绝招

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排山倒海的时候

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哗 好有男子气慨

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尤其加上你的头发 左摇右摆

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哗 真是帅呆了 酷毙了

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那妳今晚有空吗 

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到我家来看电视

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我的家又大又舒服

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神经

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刚才主将黑熊过来逗妳

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为什么妳不约他呢 

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黑熊 到我家来看电视

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我家又大又舒服

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哗 妳真的好像呀 

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好像呀 

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什么样条件才符合妳的要求呀 

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是呀 

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他一定要是个英俊斯文大方

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真正勇敢的 英雄

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是不是英雄不敢说

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不过绝对是俊男美女

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妳看天生丽质 灵气逼人

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36 24 36寂寞的妳

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愿与妳共享生活

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4567那就是我的号码了

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不过千万记住

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不要打电话给116

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他是出了名摸完就跑

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可是上一次

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他一看到我掉头就跑

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摸都没摸一下

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那有什么不好 

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这样不会惹得一身皮肤病

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好啦 去换衣服

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我看妳快疯了 神经兮兮

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阿丽 可是我告诉妳

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在这个年代 怎么可能有英雄呀

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是你报警吗 

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是 长官

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被人抢光了

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是拿光了

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什么名字 

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何金银

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身份证呢 

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长官 你看我全身上下

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哪里还藏得下身份证 

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你这副德性 会抢你的人也不多啦

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你说什么 

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我是问你认不认得抢你东西的人

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长什么样子 你跟我讲什么  

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让我跟他说

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是问你认不认得抢你的人

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长什么样子 

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就算认得也算了 我是自愿的

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自愿 何谓自愿 老兄

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事情是这样的

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刚才我经过这里

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就有一个衣衫褴褛的男人走过来

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问我要20块钱买东西吃

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我看他可怜 所以就给他了

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谁知道他说

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还有老婆跟儿子没东西吃

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没衣服穿很冷

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跟着就走过来脱了我的衣服

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拿了我的钱包 还问我介不介意

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我就说是有点介意

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但你这么可怜就算了吧 

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内裤是我自己要脱的

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我认为要帮人就帮到底嘛 

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但是我又怕被抓去坐牢

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说我在公共场所裸露下体

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所以我就先报警

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想跟你们先说明一下 就这么回事

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了解

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警员26324在街口发现一个暴露狂

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怀疑有轻度弱智 兼妨碍公务

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请马上派辆车过来 

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长官你不要弄错

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要不要我再把事情重复一次给你听

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带走

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走吧 弱智暴露狂

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长官 我说的是真的 

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别跟他噜唆

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刚才他真的很可怜 我怎么会骗你

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在这个世界上 有你这种人

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才真叫可怜

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孩子起来 有东西可以吃了

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你们试试看这衣服能不能穿

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儿子这给你

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想不到这世界上还有这么好心的人

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我回来了

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回来就回来 有什么了不起

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辛苦了 先喝杯水呀

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谢谢

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怎么辣的 

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不够辣吗 再加两滴

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老板 下回到像北投那么远的地方

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千万不要再叫我去了

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那里有个斜坡那么斜

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我差点骑不上去

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天将降大任于斯人也

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必先劳其筋骨 饿其体肤

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苦其心智 这些菜送去万华

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你说什么 

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我快撑不住了 老板

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阿银 那是老板疼你

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我都好妒忌你呀

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你别逗我了吧 阿牛

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都被你看出来了

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老板

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为什么我这汤里面有只苍蝇 

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我看看 在哪里 

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小强 

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少来这一套

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汤我是喝过几口了

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这只苍蝇活生生的在里面游来游去

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好像在做表演

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就好像嘲笑我一样

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你不用说了

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我们开餐厅最讲究卫生

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这些苍蝇不要说你

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我们也最讨厌 踩死它

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快点 快 动手

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在干什么 

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用力踩 快点 

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我们做生意最讲究卫生

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我一定帮你出一口气

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喂 我不过是想换碗汤

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干嘛那么劳师动众

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你换给我就好了

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就这么简单

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大家住手

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这苍蝇在这儿 

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救命 

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当我没说好了

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没事了 大家继续吃饭

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没事 

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没什么事

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过来

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如果我们不闹得这么大

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不但要赔一碗汤 钱也收不到

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所以凡事都要尽力而为 对不对 

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对 

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大家做得不错

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你是不是太过份 

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打苍蝇用不着打破瓶子

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我已经尽力而为了

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一个瓶子值五毛钱 你这个笨蛋

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那个啤酒瓶子呢 

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在你后面

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主将 我这招怎么样 

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非常好 阿丽妳是我生命中

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唯一能把我摔倒的女孩

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阿丽 今天是我生日

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来参加我的派对

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主将 这么多人看着我们

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你别这样呀 

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你要是不答应我 我就不放手

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你神经病 放手呀 

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放手 

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谢了

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不客气

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拜拜

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今天晚上没空

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明天礼拜天有空吧 

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来 我有两张张学友演唱会的票

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一起去吧 

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明天我大姨妈来 不能出去

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这么巧呀 

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我也是

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送外卖

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早 

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这次送我一份三文治吧 

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你给钱就有得吃呀 

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又变得这么聪明了

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你没有女朋友 送给你 不要客气

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你这样坏 拿我来开玩笑

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他不错耶

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生日派对不去就算了

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我过生日 那亲一下总可以吧 

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阿丽 其实我对妳很好耶

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妳知不知道有很多女人缠着我

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我都不理

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妳为什么不好好把握这个机会呢 

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是呀 我也不知道为什么 

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亲谁都可以 但是我就是不想亲你

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什么 亲谁都可以 

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妳不要乱说话

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阿丽妳不要骗你自己

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其实妳是爱我的

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我告诉妳 妳谁都不可以亲

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大家早 

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妳只可以亲我

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妳不要跟我耍个性

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妳马上给我过来

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别跟我开这种玩笑 

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发生感情怎么办 

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想不想去看张学友的演唱会 

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一起去吧 

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可是我很忙

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忙什么忙呀 走吧 

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你们两个给我站住 听到没有 

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放开我 走开 你们给我回来

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吴主任有事找你

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其实张学友本身我也很喜欢

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所以妳真有诚意

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我很愿意陪妳去看

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但是最好约星期三

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因为一个月当中

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我只有那一天才有假期

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那个小子怎么会跟校花在一起

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如果妳一定要今天去的话

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妳介不介意我戴个帽子 

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要不然就是给我一点时间

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去烫个头发

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因为我现在的发型

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可能跟妳不太相配 可以吗 

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对 对不起

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我刚才没有问你 就亲了你一下

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其实我是跟你开玩笑的

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开玩笑 

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是呀 

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啊 那我就放心了

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别傻了 没关系

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类似的情形在我身上经常发生的

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那就好

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拜拜 

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好 妳先走

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我等我的腿没那么抖了

248
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心跳没那么快的时候 我再走好了

249
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,577
真是不好意思

250
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:54,941
有没有什么我能帮你的 

251
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,344
没有 

252
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,610
没事 完全没问题

253
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,948
我坐一会儿就没事了

254
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,714
该怎么称呼你呀 先生 

255
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,120
小姓何 送货的

256
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,657
唉哟 今天忘了带名片

257
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:10,160
啊 是何先生 我叫阿丽

258
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,695
阿丽 妳好

259
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,491
拜拜

260
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,658
我先走了 拜拜

261
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,202
阿丽

262
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,401
妳刚才说去看张学友的演唱会

263
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,770
该不会也是开玩笑的 

264
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,106
我是很想去 不过我知道票很难买

265
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,680
那不一定 我想只要有恒心

266
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,511
铁柱也能磨成绣花针

267
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:37,551
拜拜

268
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,971
排好 干什么 

269
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:02,911
排进去

270
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,279
张学友 我们爱你 

271
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,316
排好听到没有

272
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,386
张学友 我们爱你 

273
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:12,856
我爱黎明 

274
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,654
揍他 

275
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,157
先生

276
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,396
我给你一千块钱买你的第一个位置

277
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,870
对不起 这个位置对我很重要

278
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:28,968
我答应过我女朋友

279
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,939
一定要买到张学友演唱会的门票

280
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,476
这样好了 两千块

281
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,567
这不是钱的问题

282
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,203
而是买门票应该凭自己的努力

283
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,281
像我已经牺牲这一个月

284
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,213
唯一的一天假期通宵来排队

285
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,944
请问现在你何必这样做呢 

286
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:40,780
如果让你女朋友知道

287
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:41,818
你用这种肮脏的手段

288
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,014
她一定不会原谅你的

289
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,082
喂

290
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,119
大哥哥 我答应过我男朋友

291
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,159
一定要买到门票

292
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,091
你把位置让给我吧 

293
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,094
对不起 我不会让妳的

294
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,961
我可以请你吃顿饭喔 

295
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,559
才一顿

296
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,398
你想要吃几顿 

297
00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,732
起码也要请三 四顿

298
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,272
那怎么行呢 

299
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,034
如果我是妳 为了男朋友

300
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,769
别说是三顿饭 就是三十顿饭

301
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,367
我也会毫不犹豫的答应

302
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,242
你怎么可以这样对人家 神经病

303
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,280
妳不肯为爱情牺牲

304
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,976
那妳这一辈子都别想买到门票

305
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:15,677
先生 我的孙子

306
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,948
叫我买门票看张学友

307
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,353
可是排队人又那么多

308
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,151
你可不可以把你的位置

309
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,920
让给我买门票 我好疼我的孙子

310
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,221
阿婆 虽然妳没给我钱

311
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,091
也没有请我吃饭

312
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,094
但是妳那么疼妳的孙子

313
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,289
我就把位置让给妳

314
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,797
先生 你的心地真好

315
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,561
一定会有好报的

316
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:39,509
排队 

317
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,906
麻烦给我两张320块的票

318
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,073
所有的票都给刚才那个阿婆买走了

319
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,582
不会吧 我只要两张 小姐

320
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,879
只有二十张票 现在都卖光了

321
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:51,548
放手呀  

322
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:59,297
阿婆

323
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,332
阿婆 拜托妳做做好事

324
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,229
让两张票给我吧 

325
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,733
我的票都给我孙子了

326
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,564
妳孙子在哪里呀 

327
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,262
就在下面手拿一堆票的那一个

328
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,304
张学友演唱会的门票

329
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,636
每张加500块 前排加一千

330
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,178
快点 快 

331
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,542
喂 不要插队

332
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,017
我要买两张演唱会的门票

333
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,381
没问题

334
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,352
你敢在这里卖黄牛票 给我回警署

335
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,393
对不起 各位

336
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:44,037
为什么一个人坐着还不走 

337
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,509
我只是想买两张门票 但是买不到

338
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,170
上天对我真是太不公平

339
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,713
傻小子 你当然买不到

340
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,043
全在我这儿

341
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,712
张学友 

342
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,151
送给你

343
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,086
张学友 我爱你

344
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,684
不需要了 我已经有女朋友了

345
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,124
阿丽 张学友的出现

346
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,666
让我相信这个世界是有奇迹的

347
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,430
同时也让我有勇气大胆的来约妳

348
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,870
现在附上张学友演唱会的入场券

349
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,737
希望与妳一起欣赏

350
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:17,740
明天下午三点

351
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,835
在大门口车站等你 阿银

352
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,571
那个送外卖的来了

353
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:25,081
阿丽

354
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,173
何先生

355
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:26,808
你好

356
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:27,476
真巧

357
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,518
是呀 

358
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,951
请妳吃个鸡蛋三文治

359
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,044
对不起 我不吃鸡蛋

360
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,783
好了 我们走了 快点 

361
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,256
拜拜 

362
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,524
阿丽 妳不吃可以带回去给妳妈吃

363
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,157
我吃好了

364
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,603
好了 时间到了 走了 

365
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,934
我们先走了

366
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,100
救命呀 

367
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:56,580
那个三八吃了我的鸡蛋三文治

368
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,280
怎么了 妳怎么了 

369
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,180
没事吧 

370
00:16:59,284 --> 00:16:59,909
我喉咙不舒服

371
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,610
要不要紧 

372
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:01,310
有点想吐

373
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,115
我帮妳拍拍背

374
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,747
这是什么 

375
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:10,685
喂 你还在这儿干什么 

376
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,696
阿丽叫我告诉你 她在车站等你

377
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,425
你昨天可真是聪明

378
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,431
真的 

379
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,729
我说的还会错呀 请我吃饭

380
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,565
我连宵夜一起请妳

381
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,970
谁人能及你出尘

382
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:27,409
温馨笑声中回眸心烙印

383
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:34,578
我暗地的赞叹 你是我心上人

384
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,645
热唇遗留的一吻

385
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,090
情怀难自禁

386
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:48,064
令我口竟不对心 开始放任

387
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,434
你没事吧 

388
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,170
没事 我完全没问题

389
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,439
黄金

390
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,673
何先生 你好

391
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,511
妳好 

392
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,186
这送给妳的

393
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,056
谢谢你

394
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,188
不用嘛 

395
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,352
握个手呀 

396
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,396
好呀 来

397
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,592
你好奇怪 我从来没有认识

398
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,567
像你这样的人

399
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,263
过奖 

400
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,363
不管怎么说 谢谢你的入场券

401
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,272
那也不用握手

402
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,071
没关系嘛 不要害羞

403
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,169
不要 

404
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,308
你们可好呀 

405
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,348
我们很好呀 谢谢你

406
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,041
干嘛谢我

407
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:39,981
反正谢谢你就对了

408
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:40,744
你怕什么 

409
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,649
你身上有臭味 

410
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:42,685
答对了

411
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,779
你不简单 昨天认识就亲嘴

412
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:45,754
今天是不是预备上旅馆呀 

413
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,849
你胡说什么 他是我的朋友

414
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,154
请你放尊重一点

415
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,421
我就是要找你 怎么样 

416
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,258
不服气 你打我呀 

417
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,389
打我呀 你打 

418
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,264
你用力 打 我 

419
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,167
我看不用打了

420
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,431
你已经受到应得的惩罚了

421
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,131
这是什么 

422
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,399
应该是米田共

423
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,170
但是谁的 我就不知道了

424
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,576
臭小子 你居然在耍我

425
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,454
你这个孬种 你居然闪开

426
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:20,718
这种事你也做得出来

427
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,023
你还是不是人 

428
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,666
阿丽 快点下来看电视

429
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,933
我不看

430
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,565
张小燕今天要表演唱歌

431
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,940
很难得的 快来看呀 

432
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,512
我就说我不看嘛 

433
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:42,307
妳没事吧 

434
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,075
我没事 

435
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,276
张小燕出场了 快来看

436
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,444
我不要看啦 

437
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,078
她今天穿了一套礼服耶

438
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,588
妈 妳烦不烦呀 

439
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,987
阿丽

440
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,786
你干嘛 

441
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,084
你怎么会在这里 

442
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,561
我是专程来跟妳道歉的

443
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,296
别傻了 你干嘛跟我道歉

444
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,560
不关你的事

445
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,862
妳的鼻子没事吧 

446
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:04,765
没事

447
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,269
真的没事 

448
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,395
真的没事

449
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:08,598
妳骗我

450
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,334
刚刚我随便打了自己鼻子一拳

451
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,377
就痛得眼泪直流 到现在还在痛

452
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,878
对不起 我真的没事

453
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:16,948
请你不要担心

454
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,073
阿丽 妳不要装了

455
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,775
我坚持妳到医院去检查一下

456
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,352
因为鼻子受伤是非同小可的

457
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,047
小小的伤可能导致鼻腔内出血

458
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:24,952
甚至鼻窦炎

459
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,082
倒霉的话还搞得什么鼻癌来的

460
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:30,787
真是 死都不知道怎么死的

461
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,461
你说完了没有 

462
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,430
现在已经很晚了 我要睡觉

463
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,024
你可以走了吧 

464
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:41,299
对了 这个东西还给妳

465
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,545
阿丽 请妳不要这样对我

466
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,614
再给我一次机会

467
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,409
因为我对于我们的感情

468
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:55,282
我真的 真的看得很重

469
00:20:55,654 --> 00:21:00,023
何先生 我想你误会了

470
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,452
我告诉你 我不喜欢懦弱的人

471
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:30,314
我一言不发还没打他

472
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,151
他就跪着要叫妈

473
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,485
叫得像狗吠似的

474
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:34,422
你们知道我打到谁呀 

475
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,185
谁呀 

476
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,285
我打到阿丽呀 

477
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,387
一拳就把她打到飞到九尺多高

478
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,863
转体还转了720度

479
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,831
你们说过不过瘾呀 

480
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:47,930
你打伤了人居然还说风凉话

481
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,473
这种事你也做得出来

482
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:50,973
像你昨天搽了满脸的米田共

483
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,509
难道这种事你会到处跟人说吗 

484
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,044
你擦了满脸米田共呀 

485
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,572
你说什么 

486
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:57,478
我的意思是

487
00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,312
希望你现在能去跟阿丽道歉

488
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,522
阿丽 妳没事吧 

489
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:12,928
你不要乱动

490
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,530
阿丽 昨天晚上一直打电话给妳

491
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:16,896
妳知不知道 

492
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:20,199
妳又不接我电话 我好关心妳呀 

493
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:22,034
我一个晚上都没睡好

494
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:22,970
住手 黑熊

495
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,474
你怎么可以这样对他 

496
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:25,941
我没干什么 

497
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,569
没事 赶快去送你的红茶

498
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,170
听见没有 

499
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,815
孬种

500
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,173
小子 你有没有受伤 

501
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,011
我告诉你 我不喜欢懦弱的人

502
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:18,487
他怎么了 

503
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,827
他一向都傻头傻脑 像白痴一样

504
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,264
好了 别管他了 我们练球去

505
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,695
老兄 9点钟才开门

506
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,993
现在是8点45分 还有15分钟

507
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,896
你要什么 

508
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:57,567
我是懦夫

509
00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,900
看得出来 昨天晚上就应该来了

510
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,132
二十块

511
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:05,107
二十块是吧 

512
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,268
是

513
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,674
使用前半小时 薄薄的擦一层

514
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,749
可不要贪心喔 上回有个小子

515
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,283
全部倒上去 结果 

516
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,046
你弄错了 我不是想要这个

517
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,279
把钱退给我吧 谢谢你

518
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,652
老兄 你手碰过的有指纹

519
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,088
怎么能够退呢 

520
00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,088
那换两罐啤酒给我 可以吗 

521
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,092
可以呀 

522
00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,287
再补八块钱

523
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:26,827
两块钱不用找了

524
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,593
给你一包花生 拿着

525
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,298
不要看 再看多收你两块

526
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,801
走吧 

527
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:32,835
看你这副德性

528
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:33,962
就像脸上刺了字

529
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,063
失恋

530
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,055
真的失恋了 

531
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:57,460
很多人都失恋过嘛 没什么大不了

532
00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:58,927
第一次 

533
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,761
那就应该伤心一点

534
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:04,461
你现在不适合喝啤酒

535
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,466
我觉得你现在

536
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:08,232
应该换一套吉利点的衣服 冲冲喜

537
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,069
然后听一首流行的音乐

538
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,938
同时吃一个丰富的早餐

539
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:15,069
你的心情就会开朗多了

540
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,442
我帮你 好吗 

541
00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,877
相信我 来

542
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,781
来嘛 

543
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,247
这一个是抵抗失恋冲喜套餐

544
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,881
漂亮衣服加好歌加丰富早餐

545
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,983
全部加起来只收你每秒六毛钱

546
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:31,255
很便宜呀 你觉得怎么样 

547
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,762
我觉得好像上了你的当

548
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,229
是吗 

549
00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:37,830
你是不是觉得上了我的当之后

550
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:40,029
就逐渐忘记了失恋的痛苦呢 

551
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:40,695
好像是呀 

552
00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:41,829
那就再深入点

553
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,339
胆子大一点 跟着他唱出来

554
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:46,968
我担保你的痛苦会烟消云散 唱呀

555
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:48,170
靠近一点唱呀 

556
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,338
放弃她 

557
00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:51,039
Yeah Baby

558
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,212
放弃她 

559
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:55,718
Yeah Baby

560
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,220
看着那边唱 不要看着我唱

561
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:06,896
老兄 麻烦你把球传过来

562
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:07,862
下雨了 

563
00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,059
快走 

564
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:15,771
你没事吧 老伯

565
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:19,469
没事 别傻了 我练过功夫

566
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,272
功夫 

567
00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:23,074
对 功夫

568
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,881
想不想学 八折

569
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:34,484
这里就是我们体育中心

570
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,153
历史最悠久的中国古拳法部

571
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,628
我就是中国古拳法的掌门人

572
00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,221
那我该怎么称呼你呀 老伯

573
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,767
你可以叫我做魔鬼筋肉人呀 

574
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:45,597
反正你不要叫我老伯就是了

575
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:46,864
好呀 

576
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,170
那么魔鬼筋肉人 请问你的武馆

577
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,608
为什么开在杂货店的后面 

578
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,202
开杂货店是我的兴趣

579
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,304
教拳才是我的正业

580
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:59,474
同时我这个人淡薄名利

581
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:02,109
最讨厌别人沽名钓誉

582
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,688
我跟李小龙根本就是师兄弟

583
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,518
难道我到处去告诉别人吗 

584
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,287
成龙他们整天都要跟我一块喝茶

585
00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:10,918
我很想跟他们应酬呀 

586
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:12,860
这就是成龙你也看到了

587
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,295
难道这些我要告诉你吗 

588
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,798
有什么了不起 

589
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,367
怎么样 想学什么 

590
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,436
那我可以学什么 

591
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:19,127
铁砂掌

592
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:20,829
源于泗水铁掌帮 威力无穷

593
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:22,429
任何人被击中 五脏碎裂

594
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,304
而导致送院途中不治

595
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,472
三日练成 收费六百

596
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,380
铁布衫

597
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,450
源于福建省以北七十公里

598
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,984
汕尾以南三十海里之南少林

599
00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:37,714
练成之后全身坚硬如铁 刀枪不入

600
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,346
而且水火不侵

601
00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,721
五日练成 收费八百

602
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,996
血滴子

603
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,089
源于明末清初

604
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,257
来自大内暗杀组独门暗器

605
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:53,030
取人首级于千里 易如反掌

606
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,730
由于杀伤力太强

607
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,704
所以用这个溜溜球来代替

608
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,833
七日练成 收费一千

609
00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:01,377
电光毒龙钻

610
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:02,707
源于龙虎门的王小虎

611
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:03,781
原本只是一种幻想

612
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:04,849
但是经过我的改良

613
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,246
已经成为一种必杀的腿法

614
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,285
收费一千五

615
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,713
闪电无极死光

616
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:17,522
曾经杀死无数侵略地球的怪兽

617
00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:19,153
跟那些暴君恐龙

618
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,926
七十年代曾经风靡几许青少年

619
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,729
但是我可以告诉你 是假的

620
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:26,303
世上根本没有这种武功

621
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,564
那只是拍电影用的

622
00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:28,798
我不说你不知道

623
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,034
但是你放心 童叟无欺

624
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,769
实事求是 是我教拳宗旨

625
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:33,434
魔鬼筋肉人我 

626
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,172
事先声明 我收徒弟最重要的

627
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,110
是看他有没有潜力

628
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:37,943
所以就算你肯学 我也不一定肯教

629
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:38,811
那我先走了

630
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,179
不要嘛 

631
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:41,252
刚刚我们聊得很好呀 

632
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:42,478
你听得也很高兴嘛 

633
00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:43,417
我觉得价钱太贵了

634
00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:44,886
价钱可以商量嘛 

635
00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:46,388
我已经赚得很少了

636
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,118
说不定你有潜力我一毛钱都不收你

637
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:48,715
真的 

638
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:49,987
真的

639
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:51,494
不 我觉得还是不太好

640
00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:52,893
因为你的腿不太方便的时候

641
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:54,362
我不想你太操劳了

642
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,730
对不起 打扰了

643
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:24,151
铁砂掌的至高境界就是以内力取胜

644
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,628
杀人于无影无形

645
00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:27,527
原来真的这么厉害

646
00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:28,690
我这个人真的淡薄名利

647
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,630
你不要随便告诉别人

648
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:30,530
我有绝世武功呀

649
00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:31,829
就当我是一个普通的瘸子

650
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:32,994
啊 

651
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,833
但是不知道能不能打败柔道 

652
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,270
柔道 

653
00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:37,471
你不是开玩笑吧 

654
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:38,940
当然可以打败柔道啦 

655
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:41,944
中国功夫有数千年的悠久历史

656
00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:47,712
古语有云：有功夫 无懦夫

657
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:48,410
可不可以教我 

658
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,919
我跟你说过不一定教吗 

659
00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:51,682
不过你尽管告诉我你想学什么

660
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,757
我想全部都学

661
00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,155
啊 全部都学 很贵的

662
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:56,750
而且会很吃力呀 

663
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:57,452
我不怕

664
00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,860
因为我要成为一个最强的人

665
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,192
Verygood 

666
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,698
就凭你这对充满斗志的眼神

667
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,029
我肯定你是有潜力的

668
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:07,332
废话少说 马上付钱 马上拜师

669
00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:08,234
好 

670
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:08,930
师父 学费

671
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:09,631
慢着

672
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:10,400
干什么 

673
00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:11,497
这些都是我的血汗钱

674
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:12,769
你放心 我明白的

675
00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:14,845
我很快把你训练成才的

676
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:15,503
慢着

677
00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:16,204
又什么事 

678
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,645
你不是说有潜力不收学费吗 

679
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,148
问得好 你等一等

680
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,512
其实这些钱不是我收的

681
00:30:20,618 --> 00:30:22,210
是捐给中国万千苦难同胞

682
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,412
使到人人不止有书读

683
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,988
还可以人人有功练

684
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:25,817
原来这么有意义

685
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:28,119
是呀 放下去吧 

686
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,083
全都好了

687
00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:30,923
你终于成为中国古拳法的弟子

688
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,496
恭喜你 

689
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:43,800
一起走吧 

690
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:44,926
好呀 

691
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:47,568
阿丽

692
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:48,766
上课呀 

693
00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:50,807
是呀 

694
00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:55,870
我告诉妳呀 我正在秘密的练功夫

695
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:56,469
真的吗 

696
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,843
真的 而且我可以告诉妳

697
00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,439
我已经很厉害了

698
00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:01,484
啊 

699
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:04,779
所以妳以后碰到什么麻烦

700
00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:06,049
随时可以来找我

701
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:07,647
多晚都没关系 因为我睡得很晚

702
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,283
是不是真的 试试呀 

703
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:13,990
谢谢 

704
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,622
阿银来了

705
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,234
小兔崽子

706
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,033
阿银 干什么 

707
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:26,405
我叫你洗米 你插来插去

708
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:27,739
插了半个小时

709
00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:28,834
这些米得罪你啦

710
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,278
还是跟你有杀父之仇 

711
00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:32,406
就算有 你可以一刀插死他

712
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:34,007
用不着插来插去的

713
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,881
老板 我只是在练功

714
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:36,646
你想练功呀 

715
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:37,379
是呀

716
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:40,048
你可以找我练呀 你插我呀 

717
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,251
老板 你有没有病呀 

718
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,952
我插死你呀 

719
00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:45,621
面来了

720
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,322
这一碟是什么东西 

721
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:48,490
你要的咖哩牛肉烩面

722
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,533
我要的是咖哩牛肉炒面

723
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,226
好 我跟你换

724
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,065
不用 让我来处理

725
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:55,664
你这什么意思  

726
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:57,764
对不起 我给你换

727
00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:58,933
对不起 

728
00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:01,637
实在厨房太忙 忙中有错

729
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:02,371
对不起

730
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,310
先生 给你弄好了

731
00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:04,847
搞到我吃东西的兴致都没有

732
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:06,439
慢慢用呀 

733
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,209
你是不是专门搞破坏 

734
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,616
在客人面前插来插去的

735
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:10,983
你存心让我关门是不是 

736
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:11,987
以后碰到这种事情

737
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:13,079
到后面去弄呀 

738
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,522
绝对不可以让客人看到

739
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:15,819
老板 我最近正在练功夫

740
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:16,951
所以不知不觉就使出来

741
00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:18,858
你还敢说 事情不好好去做

742
00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:21,864
学人家拜师 练武功 做白日梦

743
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:24,628
人家是看到你傻 怎么会教你武功

744
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,897
他们是想骗你的钱 占你的便宜

745
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:27,767
老板 你不占我便宜

746
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:28,861
我就阿弥陀佛了

747
00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:30,941
你说什么 我占你便宜 

748
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,532
我当年看你无父无母 无兄无弟

749
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:33,575
好了 老板 算了 

750
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,406
我才接你回来的

751
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,444
现在给你吃 给你住

752
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,843
你现在还说这种话

753
00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:37,607
不要拍

754
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:38,647
如果你不想干

755
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,116
你可以走呀 走呀 

756
00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:42,277
没有人会留你的

757
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,252
你就少说两句吧 

758
00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,322
你干什么 你给我干什么 

759
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:47,413
阿银 你要去哪里 

760
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,356
别理他 干活去

761
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,184
好了 没事 

762
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:53,525
大家继续吃 

763
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,760
阿银

764
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,166
每个人都有自己的身份跟尊严

765
00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,261
你身为中国古拳法的弟子

766
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,340
早应该有一套自己的制服

767
00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:04,465
拿去吧 

768
00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:10,971
师父 你真是我的苦海明灯

769
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,209
别这么说 这些都是你应得

770
00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:15,148
你以后穿着这套制服行走江湖

771
00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:16,845
武林中人都要给你三分面子

772
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:17,978
还有呀 

773
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,684
这本是我们镇派之宝《九阴真经》

774
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:21,986
拿去吧 

775
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:24,220
《九阴真经》 

776
00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:25,687
怎么练这种武功要蒙着脸 

777
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,731
是吗 蒙着脸表示武功高呀 

778
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:28,924
来 坐下 

779
00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:29,863
师父 你对我太好了

780
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,434
别这么说嘛 

781
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,561
今天我给了你两样镇派之宝

782
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,639
国内的苦难同胞应该得到帮助

783
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,403
正所谓中国人嘛 血浓于水

784
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:40,499
怎么只有20块 

785
00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:42,238
上次教你个马步也捐了500块

786
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:43,244
我只有这么多啦 

787
00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:45,815
你要搞清楚啊 这些钱不是给我的

788
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,782
捐多少钱 凭你的良心

789
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:49,352
就算你不捐我也一样高兴

790
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:51,445
你家里还有什么珠宝 金银首饰

791
00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:52,215
再或是 

792
00:34:52,323 --> 00:34:53,449
师父 你听我说我对国内同胞

793
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:54,388
已经仁至义尽

794
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:55,857
我已经捐到没有钱了

795
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,258
你每个月总有薪水领吧 

796
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:00,626
那份工作 我做的实在不开心

797
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,791
所以我已经不干了

798
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,028
我现在可以说是一无所有

799
00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:07,968
不过难得师父您对我那么好

800
00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:09,061
我想以后就跟着师父身边

801
00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:11,767
勤练武功 服侍你老人家

802
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:13,300
师父说得好好的

803
00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:15,572
您干嘛突然打个寒颤

804
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:18,240
没什么

805
00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:22,445
既然你这么说 没办法

806
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,611
跟我来

807
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,287
好 我现在就把《九阴真经》当中

808
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:27,379
最厉害的一招教给你

809
00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:28,015
师父 这个 

810
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,525
现在看这个书没有用的啦 

811
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:30,889
行不行就看你自己的

812
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:31,893
相信我 师父 我行

813
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,021
好 从这里滚下去

814
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,126
哗 这么长的楼梯

815
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,633
要我滚下去 这什么绝招

816
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,225
师父你说真的 还开玩笑

817
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:40,895
这一招叫做无敌风火轮

818
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:43,371
你跟敌人一起滚下去 把他摔死

819
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:44,338
我死就差不多

820
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:45,932
不会呀 怎么你这么笨

821
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:47,271
你要紧紧的抱着敌人

822
00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:48,845
让他的身体保护着你自己

823
00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,436
利用地球的地心吸力

824
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:51,947
宇宙间的万有引力

825
00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:53,346
再加上你跟敌人的体重

826
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:54,509
乘2的Turbo

827
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:55,916
如果你这样还摔不死他的话

828
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,487
你就回来找我

829
00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:58,987
我 我还是不太明白

830
00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,991
阿银 这一招不是那么容易练的

831
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:03,617
危险性也相当高

832
00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,992
如果你不学的话 也是人之常情

833
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,530
但是证明你不是练武的材料

834
00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:08,929
以后就不需要来找我了

835
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:10,022
师父 您不要这么说嘛 

836
00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:11,396
我一定会尽力而为的

837
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,799
如果你练成这么神奇的话

838
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,804
恭喜你了 你已经成为天下无敌

839
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,771
以后更不需要来找师父了

840
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,273
好 就这么说定了

841
00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:19,940
去 

842
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:22,002
师父

843
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:22,943
又干什么了 

844
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,105
你现在是不是要跟我分手了 

845
00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:25,341
你高兴怎么说都行呀 

846
00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:26,143
师父

847
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,480
你不要烦 你想怎么样呀 

848
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,750
这个Swatch 我想送给您

849
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,023
这是好东西 平常我都放在口袋里

850
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,558
塑胶表值多少钱呀 

851
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,524
虽然不是很值钱

852
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,117
不过是我去年过生日的时候

853
00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:38,923
亲戚朋友送给我的

854
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,190
好 谢了 

855
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:42,630
不客气 可有纪念价值呀 

856
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:43,529
我不会辜负你的

857
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,261
好了 啰唆

858
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:24,701
不会真的滚下去吧 

859
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,401
真是笨得要命

860
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,122
好痛呀 

861
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,225
师父 我全看到了

862
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:46,057
你看到什么 

863
00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:47,630
这就是无敌风火轮的练习方法

864
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,962
你是故意示范给我看的 是吧 

865
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:50,931
刚才您在上面想也不想

866
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:52,662
就滚下来的勇气 实在太帅了

867
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:53,702
你知不知道我在上面站了多久

868
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:55,328
就是不敢做 因为太高了

869
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,201
你全看见了是吗 

870
00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:58,434
看见了 好过瘾呀 

871
00:37:58,542 --> 00:37:59,372
这招这么厉害

872
00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:01,206
我看我还是别练吧 师父

873
00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:03,143
我还是先练那些低层次的好了

874
00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:04,714
不管你怎么想 我已经示范了一次

875
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,180
你总该意思意思给个红包吧 

876
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,410
好呀 没问题

877
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:08,610
没问题就赶快给呀 

878
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,277
我都流血了 讨个彩头嘛 

879
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:11,116
好呀 跟我来

880
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,520
来什么来 站着给不就是来嘛 

881
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:14,181
臭小子

882
00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:28,796
早  早

883
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:31,474
送给妳的

884
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:33,809
我以前太粗鲁 是我不对

885
00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:36,277
算了吧 

886
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,280
不如这样吧 妳到我家里来

887
00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:40,179
我有很多话要跟妳说

888
00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:43,617
我的家里面又大又舒服

889
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,082
神经病 不要那样子好不好 

890
00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:48,558
再给我一次机会

891
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:49,455
不要走

892
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,152
主将 您的眼镜摔破了

893
00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:55,960
什么 妳打破我的Armani

894
00:38:58,135 --> 00:39:01,832
我的Armani 

895
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:03,566
主将 不要再呼了

896
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,698
那个女的跑了

897
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:05,400
抓住她

898
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:06,100
是

899
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,177
不要走

900
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,267
干什么 

901
00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:08,970
放开我

902
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,012
妳知不知道我存了多久的钱

903
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:11,103
才买到这副Armani 

904
00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:14,082
我靠它去泡妞的 妳要赔给我一副

905
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,710
我数到三 请你放手

906
00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:18,311
一

907
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,185
我追妳追了这么久

908
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,228
都在假扮斯文

909
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:29,231
这是妳逼我的 我现在就要妳好看

910
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,595
住手

911
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:41,738
放了那个女孩

912
00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:42,335
他谁呀 

913
00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:44,744
加菲猫 我最喜欢的

914
00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,009
抓住她

915
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,812
你是谁 

916
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,476
放了那个女孩

917
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,646
小子 不要装神弄鬼

918
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,348
把猫头脱下来

919
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:55,925
我说放了那个女孩

920
00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:58,494
你不想活了 敢跟我这样讲话

921
00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:01,087
你这只病猫 跟我争鱼吃

922
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:01,889
主将出手了

923
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:02,658
那一定精彩

924
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:03,426
加油

925
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,058
一拳就打扁你

926
00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:14,072
打 

927
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,702
好 

928
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,479
不堪一击 拿把刀把他面具割开

929
00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:25,420
Yeah 

930
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,288
你们看见了

931
00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:36,764
跟我挑战的结局只有死路一条

932
00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:40,401
黑熊跟谁打架 

933
00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:43,200
有一个穿黑裤的蒙面人来挑战黑熊

934
00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:44,638
真的好厉害呀 

935
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,747
我是无敌的

936
00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,124
我早说过 

937
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,890
没有人能打败我

938
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:19,639
加油 

939
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,237
排山倒海

940
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:41,363
无敌风火轮

941
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:43,723
哗 好厉害

942
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:20,993
快 

943
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:24,268
快 揍他

944
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,935
主将 

945
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,444
主将 你没事吧 

946
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:53,560
师父说得没错

947
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:56,538
原来蒙着脸的功夫都比较高

948
00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:01,170
我终于打赢了

949
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,944
我打赢了

950
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:09,741
到警察局再说

951
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:11,252
现在告你公众场所行为不检

952
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:12,515
怀疑你是黑社会大哥

953
00:43:12,623 --> 00:43:14,352
把那个面具当证物

954
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,628
哗 大新闻 有个蒙面加菲猫

955
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,027
把阿丽救出来了

956
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:23,395
大新闻 蒙面加菲猫救了

957
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,400
精英之花阿丽

958
00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,732
大新闻 最佳格斗员黑熊

959
00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,703
三年来第一次被打败

960
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,866
蒙面加菲猫用一招无敌风火轮

961
00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:34,774
打败了柔道部的主将黑熊

962
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,708
买定离手 现在猜一猜

963
00:43:37,815 --> 00:43:39,578
谁是蒙面加菲猫 阿丽

964
00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:43,713
我早就说过不知道谁是蒙面人了

965
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:45,282
怎么可能 可以吗 

966
00:43:45,389 --> 00:43:47,482
阿丽 不会吧 如果妳不认识他

967
00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:48,489
人家怎么会救妳呢 

968
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:49,251
就是嘛  

969
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:49,883
别骗人了 

970
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:52,519
快说吧 

971
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,660
我不知道该怎样跟妳们说

972
00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:02,898
在我这一生当中

973
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,309
从来就没有一个人像他这样

974
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:07,900
为我挺身而出

975
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:09,070
我不知道他是谁 

976
00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:10,203
我只知道他救了我

977
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,747
而且没有任何要求

978
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,612
每一次跌倒 他都会再爬起来

979
00:44:13,717 --> 00:44:15,082
他是一个真正勇敢的人

980
00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:18,643
我现在只希望能够再见到他

981
00:44:18,756 --> 00:44:20,883
让我当面跟他说一声谢谢

982
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,721
啊 妳真的不认识他

983
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,454
那这下不就没得赌了

984
00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:44,409
我看到你就等于看到他了

985
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,506
你知不知道我等你好久了

986
00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:50,514
等一下 让我来猜猜你的样子

987
00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:53,522
你一定是眉毛粗粗的

988
00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:54,750
双眼炯炯有神

989
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,450
很有男子气慨的样子

990
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,187
我好紧张喔

991
00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:03,731
完全猜对了 快跟我亲个嘴

992
00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:04,892
住手

993
00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:07,964
其实是我救了妳

994
00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:10,165
妳要怎么样报答我呢 

995
00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:11,599
其实我才是真的

996
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,370
这是我房间钥匙 妳拿去吧 

997
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,273
我在房间等妳 

998
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,346
我这人最老实 从来不占女人便宜

999
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,506
让我拥抱你 

1000
00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:25,179
阿丽

1001
00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:36,393
不会吧 

1002
00:45:40,537 --> 00:45:41,970
糟了

1003
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,871
阿丽 我来救妳了

1004
00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:47,409
下流

1005
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:50,974
你怎么会在这里 

1006
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,639
居然躲在这里 想插队 你

1007
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,341
不是 

1008
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:53,882
你会不会规矩 

1009
00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:54,609
排到后面去

1010
00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:55,776
走 

1011
00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:57,649
我是真的

1012
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,086
到后面去排队

1013
00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:00,417
计程车

1014
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,125
师父 连你也来了

1015
00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:10,791
是呀 来凑热闹呀 

1016
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,334
想不到你也是这种人 

1017
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,199
这里全都是这种人呀 

1018
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,534
我不是呀 是我救了那个女的

1019
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,436
你很了不起吗 

1020
00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:19,031
没有我的指点 你怎么会有今天

1021
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:19,871
什么你指点 

1022
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:21,672
我真的练成了无敌风火轮

1023
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,406
好了 不要说大话了

1024
00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:24,572
这次你走运了

1025
00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:25,875
下次当心没有好运气

1026
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:26,881
会命都没有了

1027
00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:28,451
什么 骗你的

1028
00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:29,211
想不想知道

1029
00:46:29,319 --> 00:46:30,343
明天报纸的头条新闻是什么 

1030
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,079
什么 

1031
00:46:31,188 --> 00:46:32,780
车子撞山

1032
00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:50,435
干嘛你要骗我 

1033
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:51,906
老兄 人人有功练

1034
00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:53,533
这种事你也会相信呀 

1035
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,906
不骗你骗谁呀 

1036
00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:56,639
你教我好了 谢谢

1037
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,679
为什么你到现在才告诉我 

1038
00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:00,079
你现在才问我呀

1039
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:01,811
我就现在告诉你呀 

1040
00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:03,409
你以前又没有问过我

1041
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,283
难道要我主动告诉你呀 

1042
00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:06,981
老兄 我是骗你的

1043
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:08,284
你不要相信我

1044
00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:09,984
虽然这件事不是件光彩事

1045
00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:11,526
但是整个事情不是我害你的

1046
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:12,993
是你自己笨呀

1047
00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:14,961
钱呢 你把钱还给我

1048
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:17,761
笨蛋 把钱还给你还算骗你吗 

1049
00:47:17,868 --> 00:47:20,860
瘸子 你生儿子没屁眼

1050
00:47:21,538 --> 00:47:23,028
你现在可是人身攻击