1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:06,338 ♪ there's a hundred and four days of summer vacation 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,208 ♪ and school comes along just to end it 3 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,877 ♪ so the annual problem for our generation 4 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:15,247 ♪ is finding a good way to spend it 5 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:15,247 ♪ like maybe 6 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,851 ♪ building a rocket, or fighting a mummy 7 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,520 ♪ or climbing up the eiffel tower 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,255 ♪ discovering something that doesn't exist 9 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:23,956 Hey! 10 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,925 ♪ or giving a monkey a shower 11 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:26,925 ♪ surfing tidal waves 12 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:31,230 ♪ creating nano-bots or locating frankenstein's brain 13 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:31,230 It's over here! 14 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:34,900 ♪ finding a dodo bird painting a continent 15 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,335 ♪ or driving our sister insane 16 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:36,335 Phineas! 17 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,972 ♪ as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do 18 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:41,840 ♪ before school starts this fall 19 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:41,840 Come on, perry! 20 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:47,946 ♪ so stick with us, 'cause phineas and ferb are gonna do it all! 21 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:53,218 ♪ so stick with us, 'cause phineas and ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 22 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:57,623 Mom, phineas and ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:03,796 Candace: Okay, stace. Let's try again. 24 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:06,665 (mumbles) no! 25 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,734 It's really more in the cheeks. Like this... 26 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,602 Nyang, nyang, nyang! 27 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:10,602 Ugh! I give up. 28 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:14,440 It's a good thing you won that contest to perform back up with love handel. 29 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:17,676 Yes, in the ballad of klimpaloon, I will be playing klimpaloon. 30 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:18,677 Check out my klimpy style. 31 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:19,445 Girl, I have already cashed that check, 32 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,347 And I don't even know what that means! 33 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:23,582 Both: (giggle) girl talk! 34 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:23,582 (car honking) 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,619 Mom: Honey, the limo's here to take us to the award show. 36 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,555 Be right there! I gotta go. 37 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,889 You go, girl! 38 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:32,791 Let's never speak of this again. 39 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,626 Come on, boys, time to go! 40 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:34,626 You guys look great! 41 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,863 Well, lindana and max modem have to look their best 42 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,698 When presenting our category, don't we? 43 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:39,698 What you got there? 44 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,969 This is the first journal of the famous explorer, sir alvin shackleberg. 45 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,472 He was the first person to sight klimpaloon, 46 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:48,941 The magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the himalayas. 47 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,610 We got this to help candace research her "nyang, nyang, nyangs" 48 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:51,610 For the ballad of klimpaloon. 49 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:51,610 How marvelous. It reminds me of the time when... 50 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:58,350 Sorry, dad, there's no time for that now. We gotta go while I'm still in the zone. 51 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,918 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang. She's good. 52 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,654 It's like klimpaloon was right here in the room with us. 53 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:08,727 Whoa! Sweet limo! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tomorrow. 54 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,396 How do we do it? 55 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,965 Hey, where's perry? 56 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,503 (chattering) 57 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,841 Ah, agent p. I see you got the memo. 58 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,378 It's transcendental meditation week. Namaste. 59 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,747 (rhythmic drumming) doofenshmirtz has been spotted... 60 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,382 Carl, enough with the drumming! (drumming stops) 61 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,885 Sorry, sir, I just, sort of, got into a groove. 62 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:35,954 Anyway, doofenshmirtz has been spotted as a seat filler 63 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:39,558 At the fourth annual 24-hour tri-state area music awards. 64 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,461 As you know, doof's brother, roger, is emceeing the event. 65 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:46,398 We're not sure what doof's up to, but we need you to suss it out. 66 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,536 That's the... That's the cloud. Good luck, agent p. 67 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:56,675 Announcer: Live from random stadium, 68 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:03,415 Random swimwear presents fourth annual 24-hour tri-state area music awards. 69 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,616 The tristies! 70 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,818 Sponsored by random swimwear. 71 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,121 Be wet, arbitrarily. 72 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:09,121 Tonight's musical guests include, 73 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:15,494 Love handel, slamm hammer, tiny cowboy, two guys in the parque, 74 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:18,697 Danny and the jay-tones, the paisley sideburn brothers, 75 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,601 Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender, and many, many more. 76 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:26,038 Seriously, many more, 'cause it's... It's 24 hours. 77 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:31,910 Please welcome your host and lovable mayor, roger doofenshmirtz! 78 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:34,613 We've got a lot of great music for you tonight, 79 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:37,382 And a lot of other music. 80 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,451 So let's get things started, shall we? 81 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:44,623 Please welcome to the stage our presenters for the fact-based song category, 82 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,925 The girl who just wants to have fun 83 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,795 And the guy who, I guess, wants fun to have him. 84 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,030 Lindana and max modem! (cheers and applause) 85 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,801 Yeah! (whooping) 86 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,103 Go mom! Go dad! Yeah! 87 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,675 Just go, just go. I'll fix it later. 88 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:09,548 Our first nominee for... ...The fact-based song category is, 89 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:13,418 Slamm hammer with their hit trees are made of wood. 90 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:16,088 (playing heavy metal song) 91 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:23,562 ♪ wow! Trees are made of wood! ♪ 92 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:24,630 (feedback whining) 93 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,965 (audience applauding) 94 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:32,638 Ooh! 95 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:32,638 Lindana: The second nominee in the fact-based song category are... 96 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:39,811 Excuse me. Pardon me. ...The hockey hooligans with hockey z-9. 97 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,747 (hockey hooligans playing rock song) 98 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,749 Excuse me. Excuse me, pardon me. 99 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,684 Hockey hooligans: ♪ oh, yeah 100 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,853 Doofenshmirtz: Excusez-moi. Con permiso, por favor. 101 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,989 Hockey hooligans: ♪ don't turn away I'm talking to you, sir... ♪ 102 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,724 (chuckles) 103 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,660 (song continues playing on stage) 104 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:05,737 Aha! Perry the platypus! Your timing is incredible! 105 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,473 And by that I mean completely credible! 106 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,910 But you've found yourself in a hairy situation. 107 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,247 Because of the trap, which is a wig. 108 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,649 Stop me if you've already made the connection. 109 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,719 Anyway, you're just in time for my latest inator! 110 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,521 Behold! 111 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,856 I know what you're thinking, and no, 112 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,225 I did not invent a spray bottle, perry the platypus, 113 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,194 But just stay with me through my backstory, all right? 114 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:32,631 You see, I was reading the danville city charter, again, 115 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,266 When I learned an interesting fact. 116 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:38,704 Back in 18-aught-5, danville actually elected a warthog as mayor. 117 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,006 The public was fed up with the previous administration and thought, 118 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,041 "hey, what's the worst that could happen?" 119 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,109 (squeals) 120 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:44,109 Nepotism, that's what. 121 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:49,081 He filled the cabinet with his uncles and brothers and distant cousins. 122 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,216 And all of city hall was full of swine! 123 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:55,654 Except for one chair that they kept empty so, you know, it wouldn't be so conspicuous. 124 00:05:55,656 --> 00:06:00,158 So, it was decided never to allow another warthog to be in a position of authority. 125 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,627 (beeping) (stutters) perry the platypus, are you texting? 126 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,529 While I'm monologuing? 127 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,565 You know, I'm just gonna hold on to this until I'm done 128 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,667 'cause I can get your full attention. 129 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,637 Anyway, I'm thinking, "nepotism, city hall, my brother roger," 130 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,573 And suddenly I knew what to do. 131 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,709 Turn my brother into a warthog! 132 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:22,047 So, through the use of pseudo-technology I created this elixir, 133 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,949 That, when sprayed on an individual, 134 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:26,651 Actually transforms them into a warthog! 135 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,623 What? I said "pseudo." 136 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,693 Anyway, once I collected enough elixir, I put it in this, 137 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:38,930 My warthog-sprayer-inator! See? There's a method to my lameness! 138 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,066 I'm gonna find out when roger's on stage 139 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:44,569 And then I'm gonna turn him into a warthog in front of everybody! 140 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,339 That will remove him from power because of the aforementioned 141 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:48,840 Warthog nepotism act. 142 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,709 But, you know, the embarrassment's just a... 143 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,010 It's a cherry on top. 144 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:52,144 Stagehand: Right this way, mr. Mayor. 145 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:57,716 (gasps) now's my chance! Peace out, perry the platypus! 146 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,251 (crashing) 147 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:04,823 Love handel with candace flynn! You're on in five! 148 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,825 Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg... 149 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,931 I guess, just introduce the next act. 150 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,234 The last nominee in the fact-based category, 151 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,971 The ballad of klimpaloon sung by love handel... 152 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,140 ...Who are joined by contest winner... 153 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,975 Both: ...Candace flynn! 154 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,610 (audience applauds) 155 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,716 (whistling) go, candace! 156 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,752 Stop! I object! (audience gasps) 157 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,388 This song does not belong in the fact-based song category! 158 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:38,223 Klimpaloon is not real! 159 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:41,993 All: What? 160 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,229 My nana told me stories about klimpaloon! 161 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:44,229 Well, that's not good enough. 162 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:49,034 Seeing is believing. And no one has ever seen klimpaloon! 163 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,169 Um, excuse me, but I have seen him. 164 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,738 That's right! You tell him, candace! 165 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,674 I'm afraid that's not good enough either. 166 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,943 Ladies and gentlemen, mittington random! 167 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,912 Thank you, max, uh, whoever. 168 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,648 Mittington random here, sponsor of the show 169 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,217 And president of random swimwear. 170 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:05,217 You're welcome. 171 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:05,217 And according to the rules, when a fact-based song is called into question, 172 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:12,824 Physical proof must be presented here within 24 hours. 173 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,292 How are we supposed to do that? 174 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,927 Well, actually, you can't. 175 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,362 Wait, what? Oh, daniel. 176 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:17,362 The rules clearly state that the band, along with the presenters, 177 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:22,901 Are to be locked in a sound-proof booth for 24 hours 178 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,371 Or until evidence is provided, whichever comes first. 179 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:26,371 Wait a minute. Why the presenters? 180 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:30,809 I can't hear you 'cause you're supposed to be in the sound-proof booth, 181 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,077 So move along. Oh, okay. 182 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,112 Candace! You're in charge! 183 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:34,112 Okay, sorry for the inconvenience, folks, 184 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:38,783 But it looks like we're gonna have to move this category to the end of the show. 185 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,685 (soft calypso music playing) 186 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:42,254 Phineas! Ferb! 187 00:08:42,256 --> 00:08:46,391 We need to find klimpaloon and bring him back within 24 hours. 188 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,727 We're way ahead of you. Ferb's rounding up the gang. 189 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:49,461 Those darn kids! 190 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:54,866 I'll stop at nothing to make sure they don't prove the existence of klimpaloon. 191 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,934 Nothing! 192 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:59,804 You're on next, mr. Mayor, after the pork-based world music act. 193 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,206 Now's my chance! 194 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,475 No! Oh, perry the platypus! 195 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,748 Swine flute! You're on! Where's your tambourine player? 196 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:09,748 No show, man. 197 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:14,152 (laughs) look at you, perry the rasta warthogipus! 198 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:15,720 (grunts) 199 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,756 Kid, you've got the goods! 200 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,325 Announcer: And now, here's swine flute! 201 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,128 (tambourine jingles) 202 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,829 More tambourine, man! 203 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:24,829 (tambourine jingles) 204 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,136 Isn't anyone gonna talk about how we got here so fast? 205 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,271 Sorry, buford, we don't have the time for that right now. 206 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:36,074 Ferb? Two words, travel montage. 207 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,510 I got two words for you, cliche. 208 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,182 (all whooping and screaming) 209 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,831 Anyone else get the feeling we're being followed? 210 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,833 Baljeet: No, not a bit. Isabella: Paranoid! 211 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,835 Okay, ferb, where to next? 212 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,472 That's it? We lost the auction for volume two. 213 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:07,472 We got sniped. 214 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:07,472 What about that cave up there with the weird klimpaloon-shaped totem? 215 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:14,446 Baljeet: If buford is now the brains of this operation, my life has lost all meaning. 216 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,881 Buford: Watch it. Long underwear makes the best wedgies. 217 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,483 Candace, make the sound! 218 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:24,489 (echoing) nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang! 219 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,325 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang! All: Whoa! 220 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,461 It's him! Isabella: Klimpaloon! Yay! We found him! 221 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,862 Wish I could un-see that. 222 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,530 (all gasping) 223 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,800 Got him! All: Mr. Random? 224 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,037 This unforeseen plot twist is brought to you by random swimwear! 225 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,106 (soft calypso music playing) 226 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:45,276 Wow! I totally thought that shadowy figure was gonna be slamm hammer. 227 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,512 (crowd applauding) 228 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,181 Roger: Welcome back to the tristies. 229 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,150 Our next category... 230 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,053 And then the hobo gave it back to me, quixotically. 231 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,122 And that was the day before we met. 232 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,558 So the next day at breakfast, I ordered poached eggs with salmon. 233 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,662 But I didn't have poached eggs with salmon. 234 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,063 I wonder how the boys are doing. 235 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:05,196 Candace: Get us down from here! 236 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:10,935 Uh, that really doesn't align with my plans, so not gonna happen. 237 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,304 Look, if you're going to destroy my chance at stardom, 238 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,140 I think I deserve an explanation. 239 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,609 All right. I do like the sound of my own voice. 240 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:21,312 So, for years now, I've wanted to find the elusive klimpaloon. 241 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,282 And finally, after countless hours web surfing, 242 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,552 I found shackleberg's journal on an online auction site 243 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,989 Only to lose the first volume to you two! 244 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,058 I did manage to get his second journal, 245 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,060 But it only contains the last page of the map, 246 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,462 The map that you have in volume one. 247 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,864 So I concocted a long, convoluted plan 248 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,634 To get you to lead me right to him. Huh? 249 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,602 Hmm. Yeah. 250 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,605 But why? You see, sales have gone flat. 251 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,308 You can only reinvent the bikini and board shorts so many times. 252 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:55,313 But if I could convince the world to start wearing old-timey bathing suits again, 253 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,248 That's revolutionary! 254 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,884 But to do that, I was gonna need a gimmick. 255 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,554 Nyang, nyang, nyang! What a combo! 256 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,190 He's self-propelled, he's got a weird, disturbing face on his chest, 257 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,058 And he makes unintelligible noises. 258 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,594 Seriously, just the whole package is irresistible! 259 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,063 And he's all mine! He's all mine! 260 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,298 You can't own him. 261 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,566 He's a living thing! 262 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:14,566 He belongs to the ages. 263 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:19,471 Well, the ages should have kept their receipt, because he belongs to me now. 264 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,406 And once I unravel his secrets, I'll make a fortune. 265 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:21,539 Well, a second fortune. (helicopter approaching) 266 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:26,144 Ah, there's my ride. Brought to you by random swimwear! 267 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,513 We can't let him unravel klimpaloon's secrets! 268 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,915 Unravel? I've got this! 269 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,517 Knot untying patch, check! 270 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,286 Come on! We've got to save him! Baljeet: But how? 271 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,489 Mr. Random is already miles away. 272 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,992 We have no idea where he is going and no way to get there except on foot! 273 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,361 Wow, what is with all the negativity? 274 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,265 Enough already. Time is running out and I am not going to blow my big break. 275 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,567 Let's look around. Maybe we can find some clues. 276 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,302 See? Now that's constructive. 277 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,638 Look! It's one of klimpaloon's threads, 278 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,074 And it's trying to find its way back to him! 279 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,142 Follow that thread! 280 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,043 We cannot follow a thread! 281 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,445 Again with the negativity. 282 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,548 Maybe we can use it as a homing device. Ferb? 283 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,519 Let's go! 284 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:11,456 Baljeet: Is no one going to talk about where we got the snowboards? 285 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,992 Candace: There's no time for that now! Come on! Come on! Come on! 286 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,629 Oh, man! Roger's not on until the end of the show? 287 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:17,629 Can't you get him back sooner? 288 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,064 No. Who do you think you are? 289 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:20,064 I'm his brother. 290 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,067 Nepotism will get you nowhere with me. 291 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,437 Yeah, well, maybe not yet, but wait till roger's a warthog. 292 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,239 I do not know what that means. 293 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,745 Phineas: That must be mr. Random's fortress. Follow me! 294 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,688 Now what? Okay. 295 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,557 I'll just create a diversion here 296 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,193 So that buford and baljeet can flank them from the left. 297 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,562 Ferb can then use his intimidating shout to scatter them 298 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,564 So that isabella can come in from behind. 299 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,699 That should work unless they have reinforcements. 300 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,602 What do you think, baljeet? Can you give me a number crunch real quick? 301 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,070 Uh, give me a sec. 302 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,574 I am coming up with a 32.3% chance of success. 303 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:02,574 Well, we've seen worse. 304 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:07,478 All right guys, let's do this. Buford van stomm! 305 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,047 He just ran in. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 306 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,382 Dang it, buford! Stick to the plan, man. 307 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,717 Stick to the plan! 308 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,219 What the... 309 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,255 What? I used gamer strategy. 310 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,491 Okay, now I just have to set the spritzer, 311 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,195 And the timer, and whoop, there he is! 312 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,631 My brother the warthog, mayor no more. 313 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,267 (laughs) 314 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,335 (sighs) 315 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,371 You know, it's not the same without perry the platypus. 316 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,606 I can't believe he ditched me! 317 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,275 One lousy award and he goes all diva. (scoffs) 318 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,510 (reporters chattering) 319 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:41,713 What the heck is all this? 320 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:46,084 That's just so wrong. They're just horrible! 321 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,519 You'll have to excuse me if this device seems incredibly threatening. 322 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,256 It's only because it is incredibly threatening. (chuckling) 323 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,690 All: (gasping) klimpaloon! 324 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:52,690 Nyang. Nyang. 325 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,461 As you clearly saw, my previous attempts to create the future of swimwear 326 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,663 Without klimpaloon just were not working. 327 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,498 You fiend! 328 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,836 Look, I'm giving "old-timey" here a new twist. 329 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,572 Flash back to fashion forward. 330 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,674 It's a little high concept, but take a look. 331 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,779 ♪ we're flashing back to fashion forward 332 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,383 ♪ yes, the old is the new new 333 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,619 ♪ one size fits all with just a little stretching 334 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,523 ♪ be you 6'4" or 5'2" 335 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,493 ♪ why rely on inspiration 336 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,696 ♪ when the old stuff's tried and true 337 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,766 ♪ we just revamped a tired idea 338 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:39,170 ♪ and made a new old-timey swimsuit for you ♪ 339 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:39,170 Pretty catchy, don't ya think? 340 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:45,209 Yeah, if by "catchy" you mean "sucks the life out of the room and makes me wanna puke," 341 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:45,209 Then, yeah. Anyhoo... 342 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:49,747 Now that I have the original, I can figure out what makes him tick. 343 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:53,184 Which brings us back, obviously, to the incredibly threatening machine. 344 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,354 So, it's time to extract klimpaloon's life force, 345 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,157 And, uh, then, of course, infuse it into my latest swimwear line. 346 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,793 We have to do something! How about this? 347 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,264 Random: Aw, come on! Did we blow the breaker again, fred? Fred? 348 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,500 Frederick, it's... That stings. (crash) 349 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,602 Phineas: Come on, guys! Now's our chance to free klimpaloon... 350 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,238 Buford: Buford van stomm! 351 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,140 Baljeet: Oh no, not again. 352 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,675 (crashing) 353 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:19,677 Buford: So I did it again. 354 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,778 Candace: So what do we do? 355 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,547 Phineas: Save klimpaloon, of course. 356 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,183 Nyang, nyang, nyang. There he is! Follow his voice. 357 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,551 Buford: Got him! Baljeet: Ow! That is me! 358 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,420 Whoops. My bad. That wedgie was unintentional. 359 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,822 I got him! Let's go! 360 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,658 Guards! Don't let him escape! 361 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:33,658 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang... 362 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,695 Oh, they are too fast. We are never going to make it. 363 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:37,695 Okay, we've gotta split up! 364 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,499 Ferb, hide klimpaloon under your jacket to keep him quiet 365 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,369 And I'll lure the guards the other way with my "nyang, nyang, nyang-ing." 366 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:44,369 Just get him to the awards show. 367 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,538 But candace, you'll miss your big chance to... 368 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,640 Saving klimpaloon is more important. 369 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,610 Now go! Nyang, nyang, nyang... 370 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,611 All right, hold on. 371 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:53,611 Nyang, nyang, nyang... 372 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,715 That way! Follow that vintage swimwear! 373 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,651 Buford: Good thing they left the door open. 374 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,888 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang... 375 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,764 All: Oh! Cold! Cold! Cold! (shivering) 376 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,933 Great, I'm reduced to yak transport. 377 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,970 Got it, boss. It's go time. 378 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,607 ...And that's how we met. 379 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,809 Okay, folks. On stage in five. 380 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,277 Righty-ho. 381 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,646 Wow. What a great story. 382 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,681 (snores) bobbi! Come on! 383 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,617 Huh? What? Wait up, guys! 384 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,486 And now to present our final award for the evening, 385 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,455 Which of course was supposed to be our first award, 386 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,892 But you remember that whole "does klimpaloon exist" hullabaloo. 387 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,495 Anyway, welcome again lindana and max modem! 388 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,265 (audience applauding) 389 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,002 Unfortunately, due to lack of evidence, 390 00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:54,005 It appears that love handel has been disqualified. 391 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:59,343 So without further ado, the winner of the award for best fact-based song is... 392 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,579 Wait! We have the evidence! 393 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,614 I'm sorry, kids. The journal isn't good enough. 394 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,016 You need actual, physical proof. 395 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,984 But we do have physical proof. 396 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,252 Ferb? 397 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:09,754 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang. 398 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,989 (cheering) 399 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,327 I thought you said you'd stop at nothing to keep them from finding klimpaloon. 400 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,629 That's right. I did nothing and stopped. 401 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,998 How did you find him? And why are you all in parkas? 402 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,433 There's no time for that now! 403 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:23,734 Mr. Random is a ruthless venture capitalist who captured all of us 404 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:28,005 In his himalayan fortress where he performed inhuman experiments on bathing suits 405 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:28,005 And tried to destroy klimpaloon 406 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:31,442 In pursuit of a revolutionary swimsuit sales gimmick! 407 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,878 Oh, candace, not here. Not now. 408 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,947 No, mom, really, candace is telling the truth! 409 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,816 (scoffs) what an active imagination these kids have. 410 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,619 We don't really have time for that now. We need to present an award. 411 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,687 (all gasping) 412 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:42,687 No, no, let's get the award done. 413 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,723 Tick, tick, tick, time's a-wasting. Shall we? 414 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,526 Well, obviously klimpaloon is real. 415 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,462 So it gives me great pleasure to present the award 416 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,764 For best fact-based song to... 417 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,635 ...Love handel, for the ballad of klimpaloon! 418 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,671 Thank you. Thank you so much! 419 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,841 And a big thank you to all of the kids who brought klimpaloon here. 420 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,611 (cheering) 421 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,880 Come on, candace, take your place. 422 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,949 (pop rock music playing) 423 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,560 ♪ oh! 424 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,362 ♪ oh! 425 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:26,864 ♪ oh! 426 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:33,738 ♪ he stands in winter he's striped and frozen 427 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:38,476 ♪ he is completely out of style 428 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:43,481 ♪ he got no hands he got no feet 429 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:48,619 ♪ all mouth and teeth but he don't smile 430 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,123 ♪ he's made out of wool he's itchy to wear 431 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,592 ♪ he's got broad stripes and savoir-faire 432 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,861 ♪ he's out of place almost everywhere 433 00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,031 ♪ since 1883 434 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,433 ♪ he's a costume out of time 435 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,735 ♪ both ridiculous and sublime 436 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:09,840 ♪ seems innocuous, but I'm afraid he's scaring me 437 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:14,812 ♪ he's the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the himalayas 438 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,647 ♪ they call him klimpaloon 439 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,884 ♪ klimpaloon 440 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,553 ♪ if you're between tibet and nepal 441 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,556 ♪ and you're quiet and you can hear the call 442 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,958 ♪ of klimpaloon 443 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,460 ♪ klimpaloon 444 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,431 Both: Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang. 445 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,633 ♪ he stands in winter! ♪ 446 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,837 (cheers) 447 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,806 Wow! He really is magical. 448 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,874 Actually, he's being pulled up by a cable. 449 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:44,976 Thanks, miguel. 450 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:47,812 Let's hear it for love handel. 451 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:47,812 Look at them. Enjoying their triumph. 452 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:52,883 (mockingly) "ooh, we're so happy. We saved klimpaloon. Let's all sing." 453 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:57,121 Well, enjoy it now, because I will get my hands on klimpaloon! 454 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,791 I'll unravel his secret even if I have to rip him apart, stitch by stitch. 455 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:05,096 And then the moronic people of the world will beat a path to my door and beg 456 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,632 For my cheap klimpaloon knock-off line 457 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,634 'cause consumers are just like lemmings, 458 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,971 Brainless little animals that I can manipulate right off the fiscal cliff 459 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,742 Like the puppet master I am! (laughs sinisterly) 460 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,477 Uh, uh, um... 461 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,546 Was that thing on? 462 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,482 Audience: Yes! Yes, it was! 463 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,650 My career's over, isn't it? 464 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,084 Audience: Yes! Yes, it is! 465 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,552 (timer dings) 466 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:30,755 And I'm a warthog. 467 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,723 Curse you, perry the... 468 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,559 Well, I guess he doesn't really get credit for this one, 469 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,729 He was just playing tambourine with swine flute. 470 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,231 It's not really... (sighs) 471 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,699 Well. 472 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,968 Sort of anticlimactic for me. 473 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:44,101 So, where's klimpy? 474 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:48,005 Don't tell me he ditched us for one of those swanky after-parties. 475 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,741 I guess he's on his way back to the himalayas. 476 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:50,975 Phineas: See you later! Be cool. 477 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,944 Buford: See you, klimpy. Baljeet: Safe travels! 478 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,080 I don't want him to go. I want him to stay with us. 479 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,583 Klimpaloon doesn't belong to us. He belongs to the ages. 480 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,720 I said that back in the himalayas! Does no one listen to me? 481 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,755 Baljeet: Uh, how are we getting home? 482 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,162 ♪ we're flashing back to fashion forward 483 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,532 ♪ yes, the old is the new new 484 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,935 ♪ one size fits all with just a little stretching 485 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,672 ♪ be you 6'4" or 5'2" 486 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,642 ♪ why rely on inspiration 487 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,845 ♪ when the old stuff's tried and true 488 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,115 ♪ we just revamped a tired idea 489 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:35,152 ♪ and made a new old-timey swimsuit for you ♪ 490 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,654 Pretty catchy, don't ya think?