Mr. Smith: Tina, watch where you’re going!
Tina: Sorry, Mr. Smith.
I didn't see you.
Mr. Smith: And what do we have here?
Tina: That’s my art project!
Mr. Smith: Your art project?
Tina: Yes.
Mr. Smith: But I just gave you your assignment today!
Tina: I wanted to finish it and enjoy the summer.
Mr. Smith: I could imagine Danny doing his right away.
He loves art. But you?
Tina: I like art.
Mr. Smith: But completing such a big project so quickly . . .
Mr. Smith: Your parents didn’t help you, did they?
Tina: No. I promise.
I did it all by myself.
Mr. Smith: Well, can I see it?
Tina: It’s not finished.
That’s why it’s covered up.
Mr. Smith: Oh, I don’t mind if it’s not finished.
That’s strange. It’s stuck!
Tina: Oh, um . . . It must be stuck to the glue.
I used a lot of glue.
Mr. Smith: Well, I hope you’ll be able to get the sheet off.
Tina: Me too.
Mr. Smith: It’s a shame that it’s stuck.
I really would like to see it!
Mr. Smith: You must have used very strong glue.
Tina: I used crazy glue.
Mr. Smith: How will I ever see your project?
Tina: You’ll see it when school starts again.
Mr. Smith: Tina, I get the feeling that you’re up to something.
Tina: I’m just enjoying the summer holiday.
Mr. Smith: Hmm. An art project . . . finished so quickly.
Mr. Smith: You won’t let me see it . . .
Maybe Danny is helping you.
Mr. Smith: When something weird is going on, Danny is usually part of it.
Tina: Okay, I’ll let you have a peek.
Tina: But only at the bottom.
It’s not finished.
Mr. Smith: Excellent!
Tina: You’ll see. Nothing weird is going on.
Mr. Smith: It’s horrible!
Tina: I told you: it’s not finished!
Mr. Smith: Oh, I see.
Well if you want my opinion, the color is all wrong.
Mr. Smith: Good luck fixing the rest of it!
Tina: Thanks, Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith: Kids. They get weirder and weirder every year.
Mrs. Rice: Did you see her?
Did you see Tina?
Mr. Smith: Yes, she just went that way.
You know Tina?
Mrs. Rice: She’s my neighbor.
Did you see it?
Mr. Smith: Yes. It’s rather ugly, don’t you think?
Mrs. Rice: It’s the most horrible monster ever!
And it’s so big!
Mr. Smith: Her art project isn’t that bad.
Mrs. Rice: Art project? But I thought it was real!
I saw it move.
Mr. Smith: Oh no! It was clearly papier-mâché.
Mr. Smith: I know the difference between real and art.
Mrs. Rice: I must have imagined it.
Mrs. Rice: Oh my! I better tell them not to send the army!
Mr. Smith: People get weirder and weirder every year.