1 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,519 And Keesha said, "let there be night!" 2 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,471 And I say, "let there be Ms Frizzle!"Where is she anyway? 3 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,835 Yeah, our parents will be here any minute. 4 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,992 Oh! Hope they like our display of nocturnal animals. 5 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,072 Animals that come out at night are my personal favorites. 6 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:36,632 I don't know about you guys, but parent-teacher conferences make me nervous. 7 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,108 I vant to suck your blood! 8 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:46,399 Chill out, Arnold, it's just me. Your ordinary creature of the night. 9 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,438 Knock it off, Ralphie...there are no vampires. 10 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,272 They only exist in your imagination. 11 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,353 That's what you think! Bats are just vampires in disguise. 12 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,830 Come on, guys, the Friz wants us to set up the attic, too. 13 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,959 The vampire looked around the room of half-humans - half bats, 14 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:14,398 and said: ''Attention my beloved children, at last the moment 15 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,630 I've been waiting for is here.'' 16 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,837 Whoa, it's dark up here. 17 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,753 uh... (heh) why don't I go get a flashlight. 18 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,150 What's the matter Mr. Vampire Expert...afraid of the dark? 19 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,755 No, l'm not afraid! I just can't see, that's all. 20 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,991 Maybe You can't, Ralphie...but THAT can! 21 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,629 Ooh...a bat! A REAL creature of the night. 22 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,109 uh, it sure is creepy! 23 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,998 I don't know, I think it's kinda cute. 24 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,119 Creepy or cute, this is ONE animal of the night we know very LlTTLE about! 25 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:52,637 Maybe that's why we're afraid of them. We don't really know much about them. 26 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,108 Don't hurt it! 27 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,716 Don't let it get me! I don't want to be turned into a-a-a vampire! 28 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,157 Relax, Ralphie, this is real life, not some made-up story! 29 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:11,109 That little bat has as much chance of being a vampire as...What was that? 30 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:18,116 YlKES! MS FRlZZLE! 31 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,836 Good evening, class! 32 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,230 Ah, I see you found my animal of the night. 33 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:30,759 So dark of wing and keen of craft, of all night fliers, the master's a bat! 34 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,515 That's just the kind of thing a vampire would say! 35 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,590 Come on, Ralphie, you've been reading too many comic books! 36 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:47,028 Ah. Come, come, don't be afraid. Let me show you the secrets of being nocturnal. 37 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,237 When you're a creature of the night - you wear the color of night, 38 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,118 so you won't be seen by your enemies. 39 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,953 You stay hidden until the sun has set. 40 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,429 The darker the night, the safer the flight. 41 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:03,674 And of course, being nocturnal - you feed only during the night. 42 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,439 Ralphie! 43 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,636 Is something wrong?. 44 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,474 Wrong?. No, uh uh. Nothing. No. 45 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,232 Ah, the PARENTS have arrived. 46 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,996 This is my grandmother, Ms Frizzle. 47 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,868 Ah! How nice to finally meet you. Keesha has told me so much about you... 48 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,394 I could just eat you up. 49 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:34,110 Did you hear that?. Ms Frizzle wants to eat Keesha's Grandmother! 50 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,873 Ralphie, dear, aren't we going to say hello to Ms Frizzle?. 51 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:41,238 Actually, Mom, I uh...she uh...she's kinda busy right now. 52 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,198 Oh, Ralphie, stop being a pain in the neck. 53 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,352 You think l'M a pain in the neck. Just wait! 54 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,352 Ah, Dr. Tinelli, how good to see you again. 55 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,194 And you, Ms Frizzle. Ralphie's been raving about your field trips. 56 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:59,149 Yes, well, I do so enjoy taking him under my wing. 57 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,913 Heh-heh. um. Excuse me, please. 58 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,755 You gotta believe me! The Friz must be a vampire! 59 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,594 The Friz CAN'T be a vampire - she's our teacher! 60 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,150 Maybe during the day - but what about at night, huh?. 61 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,074 Didn't she say ˇ®the darker the night - the safer the flight'?. 62 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:22,312 She was talking about BATS! If it's dark they blend in - 63 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,393 and their enemies can't see them.... It says so right here in my book! 64 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,189 Vampires like the dark, too! And NlGHT is when they strike - 65 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,989 which is exactly why Ms Frizzle wanted our parents here after dark! 66 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,354 Stop it, Ralphie! 67 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,194 Our parents are here at night because they're too busy during the day. 68 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,474 And that's all! 69 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,039 Your attention, please! 70 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,838 Before we all visit the classroom, 71 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,831 I thought for the parents-only portion of the evening 72 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:52,598 , we might go someplace more...suitable, more... uh...brrrreath-taking! 73 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,439 Come along, I won't bite. 74 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,792 NOW do you believe me?. 75 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,916 Is this a field trip, Ms Frizzle?. 76 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,709 It is indeed, Mr. Perlstein. Arnold adores them. 77 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,349 At Phoebe's old school, we never had field trips. This is gonna be fun. 78 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,512 What about the children?. Aren't they coming with us?. 79 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:17,037 Don't you worry about the children, Mrs. Franklin...they'll be taken care of. 80 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,230 Yikes! We're next! 81 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,316 Wonder where Ms Frizzle's taking them?. 82 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,757 I don't know, but we have to find out! Follow that bus! 83 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,035 Ooohh! You've gone too far, Ralphie! 84 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,076 There's no reason for us to spy on their meeting! 85 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,718 Stay here if you want, Keesh. 86 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,518 But how are you going to feel 87 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,831 if you're grandmother starts sleeping in a box in the basement?. 88 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:48,675 That's absolutely ridiculous! huh, But I guess there's no harm in making sure. 89 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,313 Hit it, Liz! 90 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,916 We're here! 91 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,155 I bid you welcome! 92 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:26,392 BATS! Night flyers, we used to call ˇ®em. 93 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,235 Why would Ms Frizzle bring our parents to a place full of bats! 94 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,117 AND mosquitos! 95 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:42,957 Because she's a VAMPlRE, that's why! What more proof do you need?. 96 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:47,989 Ralphie! Ms Frizzle CAN'T be a vampire, because vampires DON'T exist! 97 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,038 I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all this - 98 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,395 and l'm going to find out what it is! 99 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,993 Well, go ahead, Ralphie, open the door. 100 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,479 It was YOuR idea! 101 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,791 Move aside, you weasly wimps! I'LL do it! 102 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,679 Now what! 103 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,830 Okay. We can go back to school now. 104 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,878 No we can't, Arnold. We've got parents to save! 105 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,394 Come on, there's a window over there! 106 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:22,549 Admit it, Ralphie, this vampire thing is a bunch of junk! You're making it up! 107 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:28,233 Oh, yeah?. Then explain why Ms Frizzle...is making our parents drink blood! 108 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:34,589 Ah, to the creatures of the night long may we fly together. 109 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,830 Hold it! They're not drinking blood - 110 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,595 it's tomato juice, like Ms Frizzle served at the class picnic. 111 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,430 Oh, yeah?.! 112 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:01,036 The only way to stop a teacher vampire is to drive a textbook through her heart! 113 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:01,916 Let's go! 114 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,549 Get away, you bloodsuckers! Vampires?.! 115 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,358 No, mosquitos! 116 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,635 Huh. More bats! 117 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,517 We're gonna be eaten alive! 118 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,237 Wait a minute! 119 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:17,519 Hey! The bats don't want to eat us, they want to eat the mosquitos! Look!! 120 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,510 Which PROVES they aren't vampires! 121 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,353 Right! And give me back my book! 122 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,594 It's rough. 123 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:32,798 Good place to hang from - if you've got claws. How dark is it in here?. 124 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,314 Dark enough to sleep in - night OR day. 125 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,076 What lS that smell?. 126 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,628 Bat poop, Mr. Perlstein. Get used to it. 127 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:47,437 Bat GuANO, to be more exact, Mr. Ramone. It makes excellent fertilizer. 128 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,317 Walk this way please... 129 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,470 It certainly is stuffy in here. 130 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,757 It's the breath of a billion bats, Dr. Tinelli. 131 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,515 Well, you know what they say. Bat breath is better than no breath at all. 132 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,711 MR. RAMONE! 133 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,878 Oh good oh good - little pink babies. 134 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:15,191 Ah, yes, the children of the night. 135 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,277 Ohh, aren't those bat babies cute! 136 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:27,037 SEE, Ralphie?.! Bats are mammals not vampires. Their babies drink milk, not blood! 137 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,350 Get down! The Friz is coming! 138 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,794 I can look if I want to! 139 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,835 Can not! 140 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,035 Can so! 141 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,235 Can not! 142 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,598 You know, I didn't know that bats take care of their young. 143 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:44,151 Ah, indeed they do, Mrs. Franklin. Bats make excellent mothers. 144 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:49,109 Even on a wall full of pups, they recognize the sound of their own. 145 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,478 Oh. Just like me. I'd know the sound of my Keesha anywhere. 146 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,232 CAN SO! 147 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:55,991 Can not! 148 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,195 Keesha!?.! 149 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:01,951 Hmmm, no one out there...only some juicy tidbits for the bats. 150 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:06,477 ˇ®Kidbits?.!' She's talking about us! She's gonna feed us to the bats. 151 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,391 We gotta get help! 152 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:13,031 She said ˇ®TlDbits' not ˇ®kidbits! 153 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,149 Ralphie, what are you trying to do?.! 154 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:26,395 Get us outta here before she turns us ALL into vampires! Wonder what this does?. 155 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,796 Nice one, Ralphie. You turned the bus into a bat! 156 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,236 And THlS is turning into a field trip! 157 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,709 Where're we going?. 158 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,392 I don't know, it's too dark to tell. 159 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,313 Is - is it just me or does everything look really weird?. 160 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,029 Well, what'd you expect?. The bus is a bat, remember?. 161 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,793 What if we crash into something?. 162 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,794 Whew! That was close! 163 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,918 Look out look out! 164 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,877 Bats, bats everywhere!! 165 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,518 And they're making so much noise! 166 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,876 I didn't hear that before the bus turned into a bat!! 167 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,635 Awesome! How does the bus keep from running into stuff?. 168 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,359 It must be because it's a bat, that's how! 169 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:30,115 The Bat-Bus knows how to get around in the dark, like them. 170 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,349 But HOW?.! 171 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,398 I think it's got something to do with that pinging sound. 172 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:40,079 I don't know about you guys, but that pinging is killing my ears! 173 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:47,474 I can tell you this...every time the bat opens its mouth I hear a ping! 174 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:54,400 Yeah! And then its ears wiggle! I think it's LlSTENlNG to the echo of each ping! 175 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:00,232 I hope the Bat-bus is listening now or we're gonna crash!! 176 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,431 Wow! That's it! 177 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,238 When the sounds echo back - 178 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,153 the bat bus knows something's there and doesn't bump into it! 179 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,279 That must be what the bats are doing...when they make that funny sound!! 180 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,669 They're using echoes to locate things... 181 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,991 Echoes to locate...echolocation. 182 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:24,153 Bats don't need to see with their eyes - they can see with their ears! 183 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,360 Weird! But cool! Bats use sound to get around! 184 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,352 Moths, dead-ahead! 185 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,874 Oh, no! Don't tell me that the bus is hungry! 186 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,752 Ick! At least we know how bats grab a bite to eat! 187 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,431 Oooh! Yuck! Disgusto! 188 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,193 And night is a good time for bats to eat, 189 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,238 because they're experts at finding food in the dark. 190 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,880 Not because they like to scare people, Ralphie. 191 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,679 Yeah, well, we don't have time for midnight snacks. 192 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,591 We have to get back to the castle! 193 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,229 Come on, Ralphie, admit it - bats are cool. 194 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,039 And if you were a night animal - you'd want to be one! 195 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:13,468 I would not!...Or would l?. A bat could fly back to the castle in the dark - 196 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,030 find a way inside - and save his parents from Count FRlZuLA! 197 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,991 Ralphie! What are you doing?. 198 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,389 Winging this thing back to the castle! 199 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,634 Yep, Ralphie, you sure know how to wing it! 200 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,518 This wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 201 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:46,390 Hey, I love being a bat! Bet I can do 0-60 in three seconds flat! 202 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:51,270 Watch me, Tim! I can turn on a dime! 203 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,555 It's not bad being a bat! 204 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:59,156 You can catch a drink on the fly...and a fly on the drink! 205 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,310 Hmm, not bad. 206 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,076 Or snag a moth on the wing...WlTH your wing! 207 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,949 I wish I could turn off the moon. That light gives me the creeps. 208 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,474 Yeah, me, too! Wonder why?. 209 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,915 OWL ALERT! 210 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,479 OWL ALERT!!! 211 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,959 YllllKES! 212 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:34,272 THAT'S why we avoid light! Our enemies can see us in it! 213 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:39,309 ˇ®The darker the night, the safer the flight'. Just like Ms Frizzle said. 214 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,279 And she oughta know. She's the QuEEN of the night! 215 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,630 By now our parents could be... 216 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:51,593 What if Ralphie's right?. What if Ms Frizzle lS a vampire! 217 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,955 No way! It's not true! Ralphie's NEVER right! 218 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,828 Attention parents of my dear beloved children! 219 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,319 It's the Friz! 220 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,439 At last, the moment l've been waiting for has come! 221 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:09,277 That's exactly what the vampire in my comic book said! TO THE CASTLE! 222 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,839 Wait for me! 223 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,959 I don't want to believe it - but l'm beginning to! 224 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,878 Prepare yourselves, for your time has come! 225 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,669 Oh! Something terrible's happening! 226 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,753 And who would like to be my first victim?. 227 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,752 I TOLD you she was a VAMPlRE! 228 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,718 Take me, Ms Frizzle. Take me! 229 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,678 GRANDMA! 230 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,873 DON'T YOu DARE BlTE MY GRANDMOTHERRRRR!! 231 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:54,118 ˇ®The darker the night...the more I think Ralphie's right'! 232 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,668 The Friz COuLD be a vampire! 233 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,957 Yeah, and I don't want my dad to have nose flaps! 234 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,749 So, what are we waiting for?. Let's go! 235 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,878 It's really really dark down here. 236 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,394 Yeah. We'll never find Ms Frizzle! 237 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:16,793 We're bats, guys, remember?. To find a location - use echolocation! 238 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,473 FOLLOW ME!!! 239 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,719 MORE BATS!!! 240 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,997 There must be millions and millions of them! 241 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,595 Yeah, millions of PARENTS turned into bats! 242 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,668 This way! 243 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:43,958 Bat or no bat, I just don't like the dark. WAlT FOR ME, GuYS! 244 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,596 Wha-what happened?????. 245 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:54,754 You forgot! If a bat can't hear, it can't tell where it's going! Come on! 246 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,235 Hold on, Grandma! 247 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,869 I heard Keesha! Let's go! 248 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,918 There she is! 249 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,116 They're in the next room! Listen. 250 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,078 So what do you think of our field trip, now?. 251 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,550 I can't believe I let you do this to me! 252 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,791 My neck will be sore for a week. 253 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,269 GASP! That's my MOM! LET'S GO!!! 254 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,715 Maybe we SHOuLD have stayed home tonight! 255 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,712 Dad! You took the words right out of my mouth!!! 256 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,950 What about the kids, Ms Frizzle?. 257 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,675 Will they suffer the same fate as us?. 258 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,558 Of course! They're MlNE, too, aren't they?. 259 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,273 I love you anyway, daddy! I'll love you...forever. 260 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,999 We can't let the Friz get away with this! 261 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,789 What are we going to do?. What are we going to do?. What are we going to do?. 262 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,440 Make sure she never does this again! 263 00:18:55,600 --> 00:19:01,789 Whew! Huh?. Enough blood rushing to the head! Everyone down now. 264 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,519 Time to get back to school to see the class project. 265 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,149 Aw, do we have to?. I could hang around for another hour. 266 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,676 MR. RAMONE! 267 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,639 That was incredible! I really felt like a bat. 268 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,077 Me, too. I used to be afraid of bats - but not anymore. 269 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,994 As I always say, to be a bat - is to love a bat. 270 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,631 It's no wonder Phoebe loves your field trips, Ms Frizzle. 271 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,439 I'm so glad we transferred her from that other school. 272 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,196 As Keesha says, they're simply magic! 273 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,950 She doesn't know the half of it! Nice going, Ralphie! 274 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,749 More bats! They must be coming home from night school. 275 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,789 Is it just me, or do those bats look like our kids?. 276 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,908 Oh. Why so they do! uh! What a wonderful co-winky-dink! 277 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,677 How could you ever think Ms Frizzle was a vampire?. 278 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,194 I can't believe we listened to you! 279 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:00,637 Hey, she LOOKED like a vampire -uh-MOVED like a vampire - 280 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,278 and TALKED like a vampire. 281 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,319 In any decent movie - she would've BEEN a vampire! 282 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,952 Not good enough, Ralphie! It was only your imagination! 283 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,112 I-l'm sorry. I-I was wrong about the Friz. 284 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,671 She's really a good teacher who just...gets wrapped up in her work! 285 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,028 And you were wrong about bats, too. 286 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,554 Okay, they're NOT vampires. 287 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,519 They're nocturnal animals that use echolocation to fly at night. 288 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,750 And WHY do they come out at night?. 289 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,308 They come out at night to feed. Okay?. 290 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,994 And WHAT do they feed on?. Come on, say it. 291 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:41,313 Okay, okay, okay! They feed on insects - not human blood! You happy now?. 292 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,394 Keesha may be happy, but the BAT news is - WE'RE STlLL BATS! 293 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,914 Fangs for reminding us, Carlos. 294 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,637 PHOE-BE! 295 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,517 YAY LlZ!!! 296 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,635 Let's go home! 297 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,671 Hey! What do you know! It's our kids! 298 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,911 Keesha, what are you doing here?. 299 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,635 Ralphie, I know that guilty look. What's going on?. 300 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,678 uh, heh, nothing, Mom. Really! 301 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:31,595 Oh, l'm sure they were just ˇ®hanging around'.(giggle) Right, Ralphie?. 302 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,638 Right, Ms Frizzle! And bat's all!! 303 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,713 Is it the magic school bus?. 304 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,710 Is it the magic school bus?. 305 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,755 The magic school bus?. 306 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,034 Is it the magic school bus?. 307 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,269 Is it the magic school bus?. 308 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,078 The magic school bus?. 309 00:21:55,160 --> 00:22:00,917 The magic school bus?. 310 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,269 Good evening. 311 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,430 uh... is this the Magic School Bus?. 312 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,513 You found us. We're just wrapping up things here at the castle. 313 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,318 I'm the producer - how can I help you?. 314 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,358 Cool! I have some questions about your show on ˇ®Bats'. 315 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,919 I'm hung up on a few things. 316 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,673 You're not the only one. What's on your mind?. 317 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,314 First of all, if vampires AREN'T real - 318 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,312 how come everyone's always talking about them and putting them in books, 319 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,118 movies and TV shows like yours?. 320 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,509 Because the idea of vampires is scary. 321 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,751 And people like to be scared by make-believe monsters. 322 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:43,231 Okay. Next question. How come there was only one kind of bat on your show?. 323 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,390 There are almost 1,000 different kinds, you know?. 324 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,917 You're right, more than almost any other kind of mammal. And they live all over the world. 325 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:55,234 And though most of them eat insects, some eat pollen, nectar, fruit, frogs, fish, 326 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:59,154 other bats...and even lizards! Bet no one told Liz that, huh?.! 327 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,869 uh, well, those kinds of bats were banned from the set. 328 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,520 And we had very tight security. 329 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,669 Another thing. 330 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,469 The only bat sounds we can hear are the squeaks bats make when they communicate. 331 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,518 And we really can't hear the sounds bats use to echolocate - 332 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,511 they're too high-pitched for us to hear. 333 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,397 Hey, give us a break. 334 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,311 You know, if we didn't use a little movie magic 335 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,470 you wouldn't have understood how they worked. 336 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,709 Okay, l'll give you that one. 337 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,791 But here's something I don't think you wanted to mention. 338 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,553 There ARE three kinds of bats who DO feed on blood! 339 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,359 Yes, but they're only called vampire bats 340 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,716 because the people who named them had heard make believe vampire stories. 341 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,837 Not only that, vampire bats don't even suck blood. 342 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,071 They make a tiny cut in the animal, and lap up the blood that comes out. 343 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,993 uh, well that's true. But bats don't really bother people. 344 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,833 How come you know so much about bats, anyway?. 345 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,512 Vell, vat do you tink?. 346 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,229 You're za only vons who know anyting about za creatures of za night?. 347 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,789 I'm just kidding! Did I scare you?. 348 00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,473 Who me?. Oh, no. TV producers don't fall for that kind of stuff. 349 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,312 Thanks for calling.