(主题曲) (THEME SONG PLAYING)
很久很久以前, NARRATOR:Once upon a time,
有一个有魔力的地方,叫“故事书”镇. there was an enchanted land,called Storybook Town.
这不是一个编造出来的地方。 This wasn'ta make-believe place.
这是一个真实的地方。 It was for real.
它也有完整的房车钩。 With full RV hook-ups too.
就在33号路旁。 Just off old Route 33.
或许是66号？ Or was it 66?
不管怎样，每个人都喜欢“故事书”镇。 Anyhow, everyone lovedStorybook Town.
它有童话集。。。 It had walk-throughfairy-tale sets...
-(SCREAMING尖叫) 。。。兴奋的骑乘旅行，-...thrill rides,
很多吸引人的东西， attractions,
最好的杂技表演， the best high-divingcow act in three states,
和世界级的宠物园， and a world classpetting zoo.
这个公园是Joe Bradley毕生的努力, The park was the lifelong passion of Joe Bradley,
他是个从未有过的梦想家, a starry-eyed dreamer,if there ever was one.
“故事书”镇建成不久， Soon after openingStorybook Town,
Joe 找到了一个伙伴来分享他的梦想。。。 Joe found a partner to share his dream...
他可爱的妻子Violet， His loving wife Violet.
他们结婚不久又一个伙伴加入他们伟大的梦想。。。 And it wasn't long before they were joined by their greatest dream of all...
那是他们的儿子Jack。 Their son Jack.
很久以来 这个世界很平静可爱。 For a long time all was right with the world.
(CHEERING 欢呼)
但是生活以它的方式在进行。 But life has a way of moving on.
梦想家 离开了我们 And sometimes the dreamers leave us
这发生的太早了。 all too soon.
Violet 和 Jack 尽最大的努力来让Joe的梦想继续下去。 Violet and Jack did their bestto keep Joe's dream alive.
但这是一个巨大的任务对她们两个人来说。 But it was a big jobfor just the two of them.
一旦人们不再来。 Once the crowdsstopped coming,
就没有足够的钱来维护日渐陈旧的景点 there wasn't moneyto repair old attractions
和破损的轨道。 or broken-down rides.
(CREAKING 嘎吱作响)
很快宠物园 就剩下了 最后两个成员 And soon the petting zoo was down to its last two critters
一个猫叫Tom a cat named Tom
和一个老鼠叫Jerry。 and a mouse named Jerry.
(CLANGING 叮当地响)
(EXCLAIMING 呼喊)
(BELL DINGING 铃铛响)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(BUZZING 嗡嗡)
(CHUGGING 突突声)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
噢，不，不要再来。 Oh, no! Not again.
(GRUNTING 咕噜)
(GASPS 喘息)
(BRAKES SQUEALING 刹车声)
过来，笨蛋。发生了什么事情。 Come here, knuckleheads.What happened?
我想妈妈和我一起来拯救“故事书”镇。 Thought so.Mom and I are trying to save Storybook Town.
我们不需要你们把残存的东西搞坏了。 We don't need you guys wrecking what's left.
(CREAKING 嘎吱作响)
看，Tom， 我们成了伙伴， 是吗？ Now look,we're pals, right, Tom?
Jerry 你还有我会一直是朋友，好吗？ And, Jerry, you and me are friends to the end, right?
也许你们试着彼此和谐相处，就算是为了我？ So maybe you could tryto get along with each other,just for me?
-(CRASH 破碎) Tom！-Tom!
这样更好些。 That's better.
我想。 I think.
好吧，让我们在妈妈发疯之前， All right, let's get this mess
收拾好这里。 cleaned up before Mom flips out.
(HAMMERING 锤打的声音)
你好吗，Hermione？ You okay, Hermione?
我可不想任何事情放生在我们的明星景观身上。 I don't want anything happening to our star attraction.
(MOOING 牛叫声 哞)
OK，唯一的景观。 Okay, only attraction.
也许我们今天会有很多游客。 Maybe we'll have lots of customers today.
(MOOING 牛叫声 哞)
OK，一个游客。 Okay... One customer.
(LAUGHS 笑声)
嘿，我们有了一个游客！Tom，Jerry，演出时间开始了。 Hey, we got one!Tom, Jerry, it's show time.
妈妈！妈妈！有游客来了。 Mom! Mom! We have customers.
游客？太让人高兴了！ Customers? How exciting!
我们来准备好玉米狗（大热狗）。 I will dust off the corn dogs.
原谅我，妈妈。哦，宝贝！ -Excuse me, Mom.-Oh, dear!
那不是一个游客。 That's not a customer.
这不会花太久的时间。不要熄火。 This won't take long.Keep the motor runnin'.
欢迎来到“故事书”镇。 Welcome to Storybook Town.
魔力的地方一切梦想都会成真， The enchanted land where dreams come true,
如果你相信。 if you believe.
哦，OK。 Eh... Okay.
我在找Bradley寡妇。 I'm looking for the Widow Bradley.
你是指我妈妈？ You mean my mother?
哦！是。她在哪里呢？ Ouch! Uh, yeah.So where is she?
不远的地方。 Around.
但是现在，你来的正好来欣赏我们的表演。 But right now,you're just in time for our big show.
我们还有几个前排座位。 We still got a few seats right in front.
OK， 不！我没有时间看表演。 Okay, no! I don't have time for this.
(GRUNTS 咕哝着说)
(CLEARS THROAT 清嗓子)女士们，先生们。。。 Ladies and gentlemen...
(CRICKETS CHIRPING 蟋蟀叫)
“故事书”镇向你们隆重 Storybook Town is proud to
呈现我们的明星！ present our star attraction!
-(COW BELL RINGING 牛铃铛响) -(SIGHS 叹息)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING 愉快的音乐在演奏)
Jack：拉啊拉,小猫在演奏小提琴 JACK: Hey diddle diddle,the cat plays the fiddle
小老鼠在吹奏。 the little mousetoots a tune.
现在让我们欢迎Hermione Now let's applaud for Hermione
她跳得比月亮还高。 the cow who jumps over the moon.
(WHISTLING 吹口哨)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(HONKING 按喇叭)
(SIGHS 叹气)
哪里出了问题？ What's wrong?
哦，不！你带Hermione回去，我来灌满水池。 Oh, no! You stall Hermione,I'll fill the tank.
快点！ Come on!
(GRUNTING 咕哝着说)
哦，那可不好！ Oh, that ain't good!
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(MUMBLING 咕哝)
(SIGHS 叹气)
(RUMBLING 隆隆声)
(EXCLAIMS 惊叫)
表演完了，先生。 All part of the act, sir.
孩子，你打算加演什么？把这个公园给炸飞吗？ What do you do for an encore, kid? Blow up the park?
等等，那是我的工作。 Wait, that's my job.
(LAUGHS 笑声)
什么？ What?
哦，我以为你明天回来，Bigley先生。 Oh, I didn't expect you till tomorrow Mr. Bigley
我知道，Bradley太太。 I know, Mrs. Bradley.
但为什么要把不可避免的事情拖后呢？ But why delay the inevitable?
我还有一整天的时间来筹措抵押款。 I still have an entire day to raise the mortgage money.
是的， 但。。。(SNICKERING 窃笑)那不可能了。 Yeah, that's...Not gonna happen.
他说在什么？ What's he talking about?
Jack，这是Bigley超级市场的 Jack, this is Mr. Bigley...
Bigley先生。。。 Of Bigley's Super Strip Malls.
大库存大价值和大利润。 Acres of big inventory,big values and big profits.
到处都有我的超市。 My malls are everywhere.
明天又要有一个新的开始动工。。。 And tomorrow one goes up...
就在这里。 (CHUCKLING) Right here.
(LAUGHING 笑声)
你不能这样做。我爸爸开始的“故事书”镇。 You can't do that.My dad started Storybook Town.
它永远是我们家的一部分。 It's part of our family forever.
很感人。 That's touching.
但是生意就是生意，小孩子。 But business is business, kiddo.
正象你看到的，我买下了“故事书”镇的抵押。 And as you can see,I bought the mortgage on Storybook Town.
如果你有一次还不上贷款， If you miss even one payment,
这个公园就是我的了。 the park goes to me
你们就只能和这里路面上的砖块 and you guys are kissing pavement,
吻别了，出去，出去！ hitting the bricks,O-U-T, out!
我们不能放弃，妈妈。 We can't give up, Mom.
我知道情况会好转的。 I know things will turn around
如果我们能再撑最后一个月。 if we can just last another month.
滴答，滴答，孩子。 Ticky-tock, kid.
你们没有一个月了。 You don't have another month.
施工队明天一早就到了。 The wrecking crew arrives tomorrow mornin'.
是，早上九点到，“故事书”镇会被开始拆除。 Yup, come 9:00 a.m.,Storybook Town is going down.
嘿，演员！ Hey, rhyme!(CLICKS TONGUE)
稍后见。 Catch you later.
好了，大家不要惊慌。 Now, nobody panic.
我已经安排好把Hermione I've already made arrangements to sell Hermione
卖到Dingle Brothers 马戏团。 to the Dingle Brothers Circus.
那样我们就有些钱再维持一些时间。 That'll give us enough money to keep going a little longer.
卖掉Hermione？ Sell Hermione?
可她是我们的朋友。 She's our friend.
Jack，我相信Hermione会高兴 Jack, I believe Hermione will
成为一个马戏团明星。 love being a circus star.
记住你爸爸的座右铭。。。 And you remember Daddy's motto...
“如果你相信，梦想会成真！” "Dreams come true if you believe."
我相信。 I believe.
好了，我该把Hermione送到露天游乐场了。 Well, I'd better get Hermione over to the fairgrounds.
不，妈妈。我们来送她。 No, Mom. We'll take her.
你肯定吗？对一个小孩子来说，这可是一个大任务。 Are you sure?It's a big job for a little boy.
我们想和他说再见。来吧，Jerry。 We want to say goodbye.Come on, Jer.
振作起来，不高兴的老Thomas。 Cheer up, old pouting Thomas.
我们一定会度过这个难关，我保证。 We'll all get through this mess. I promise.
(SINGING 叹气)
这不可能是对的。马戏团总是在这里的。 This can't be right.The circus always sets up here.
(HORN BLARING 喇叭响)
哦，不， 他们正在离开。 Oh, no, they're leaving!
(BELL RINGING 铃声响)
我们要阻止他们。 We got to stop 'em.
哇！ Whoa!
(EXCLAIMING 惊叫)
男人：好象你们这些孩子有很多麻烦。 MAN: It appears you boys are in a heap of trouble.
我叫O'Dell。 My name is O'Dell.
我是一个农夫。 Farmer O'Dell.
我在大草原边上耕作。 I've got a spread on the edge of the prairie up yonder.
你们有一头真的很漂亮的小母牛。 That's a mighty fine looking heifer you got there.
我能告诉你们她能生产出美味的奶酪， I can tell she gives tasty cheese
和A级牛奶。 and grade A milk.
好吧，如果你能给个好价钱，我们可以考虑卖掉她。 Well, she might be for sale if we had the right offer.
我想她呆在我那里会很不错的。 I think she'd like my place just fine.
你是魔术师吗？ Are you a magician?
我知道一两个小魔术， I know a trick or two,
但我不是魔术师。 but I ain't no wizard.
如果我是的话，我就能给你们 If I was I could offer you
更多的东西来换你们的牛。 more than these for your cow.
豆子？有魔力的豆子。 -Beans?-Magic beans.
魔力豆？OK， 我想我们完成了交易。 Magic beans?Okay, I think we're done here.
一直走。不要看那个发疯的人。 Just keep walking.Don't make eye contact with the crazy man.
虽然看起来不像，但是他们能产生奇迹， Don't look like much but they'll do miracles,
如果你相信。 if you believe.
你拿我们的牛换了豆子？ You traded our cow for beans?
嗯，魔力豆。 Uh, magic beans.
(GROANING 呻吟)
那个农夫说的听起来很不错。 It sounded better when the farmer said it.
Jack，这可不是我们睡前讲的童话故事。 Jack, this isn't one of our bedtime fairy tales.
“故事书”镇需要那笔钱来维持。 Storybook Town needed that money to stay in business.
我们需要它来拯救我们的家。 We needed it to save our home.
你父亲的梦想。 Your father's dream.
我知道妈妈，但是。。。Tom！ -I know, Mom, but...-Tom!
为什么你不提醒他？ Why didn't you talk him out of it?
对不起，宝贝。 I'm sorry, sweetie.
都是我的错。 It's my fault.
我不应该让一个孩子来做大人的工作。 I should've never sent a boy to do a man's job.
我不认为我会感到更糟。 I didn't think I could feel worse.
惊喜！ Surprise!
即使马戏团买了Hermione， Even if the circus had bought Hermione,
她可能值多过一次还款来救你们的家。 it would take more than one mortgage payment to save our home.
她也不会成为一个奇迹。 It would take a miracle.
(SOBBING 抽泣)
Hmm...
我不知道这个怎么用。 I'm not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.
也许我们只能收获一些豆子。 Maybe we'll just get a big crop of beans.
好吧，至少Brigley先生赶走我们后，我们还能有些吃的。 Well, at least we'll have something to eat after Mr. Bigley throws us out.
(YAWNING 哈欠)
重要的事情是都还相信，对吗？ The important thing is we all still believe, right?
(SNORING 呼噜)
晚安我的小梦想家。 Sweet dreams,my little dreamer.
(LAUGHING 笑声)
啊？啊？ Huh? Huh?
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
什么。。。 Wha...
Tom，Jerry，过来这里！ Tom, Jerry, up here!
它是“故事书”，除非。。。 It's Storybook Town,except...
它是真的！ It's for real!
(EXCLAIMS 尖叫)
救命！ Help!
哇！ Whoa!
(LAUGHING 笑声)
抓到你了，笨蛋！ Gotcha, suckers!
(CONTINUES LAUGHING 继续笑)
傻瓜。 Jerk.
一定是个坏蛋！ Must be a bad egg!
欢迎，欢迎，欢迎。 Welcome, welcome, welcome.
欢迎来到梦想成真的仙境。 Welcome to Fairyland,where dreams come true.
(RUMBLING 隆隆声)
啊嘿！朋友们！欢迎来到仙境。 Ahoy, maties!Welcome to Fairyland.
(LAUGHING笑声)
哇！他本人更大。 Wow! He's much bigger in person.
嘿， 那是住在鞋里的老太太。 Hey, that's the old lady that lived in the shoe.
嘿，Peter。你好，陌生人。 -Hey, Peter.-Howdy, stranger.
请向这位太太转达我的问候。 Give my regards to the missus.
-(BRAYING 叫声)哦！ -Oh!
原谅我Peep小姐。。。我是说Bo小姐。 Excuse me Miss Peep...I mean, Miss Bo.
我是说，Bo Peep 小姐。 I mean, Miss Bo Peep.
(LAUGHING 笑声)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(LAUGHING 笑声)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
哇！ Whoa!
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(GASPS 喘息)
BOTH（两个人）:参见仙境陛下， Presenting the ruler of Fairyland,
老国王Cole！ Old King Cole!
我是一个快乐老人 快乐的老人就是我。 I'm a merry old soul and a merry old soul is me.
你好， 妈妈Hubbard。 Greetings, Mother Hubbard.
你好，Peep小姐。 And hello, Miss Peep.
你今天气色很好。 You are looking lovely today.
饼，新鲜的饼！ Pies, fresh pies!
刚出炉的饼！ Get 'em piping hot!
瞧！Simple Simon去集市时遇见一个卖饼的人。 Look! Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Simple Simon对卖饼的人说。。。 Said Simple Simon to the pieman...
让我尝尝你的。。。 Let me taste your ware.
（笑声）什么，什么，好朋友？ (LAUGHS) And what kind of ware would that be, chum?
炉子? Hardware?
哦！ Ow!
（笑声）狼人？ (LAUGHING) Werewolf?
(ROARS 叫)
嘿，我明白了！内裤！ Hey, I got it! Underwear!
看，现在我只是想要一小块饼。 Now, look, I only wanted one little wedge of pie.
一小块来了！ One wedgie coming up!
哇。。。哇！ Whoa... Whoa!
又一个满意的顾客。 Another satisfied customer.
噢！新的受害人。啊。。。我是说饥饿的陌生人们。 Ooh! Fresh victims.Uh... I mean,hungry strangers.
热的苹果饼，一个只卖900金币。 Hot apple pie,a steal at only 900 gold pieces.
啊？ Huh?
现在，那可不睦邻友好。 Now, now,that's not very neighborly.
招待我们的客人。 Feed our guests.
但是，陛下，这钱可不是给我的。 But, Sire,the moolah ain't for me.
你知道我的上头“甭提有多大”。 You know my overhead is ginormous.
(THUDDING砰然下落)
(STAMMERING尖叫)那是什么？ What's that?
我的上头！ My overhead!
事实上，他是所有人的上头。 Matter of fact,he's over everyone's head.
跑！滚蛋！赶快跑！ Run! Scram! Vamoose!
饼！结业大甩卖！饼！ Pies! Close out sale! Pies!
交出你们的金子，因为我来了。 Fee-fi-fo-fum,bring out your gold,'cause here I come.
你好，“甭提有多大”先生。 And a happy fee-fi to you,Mr. Ginormous, sir.
好吧，陛下。。。 Well, Your Highness...
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
你今天打算拿什么最珍贵的东西给我进贡。 What insanely valuable tribute are you going to pay to me today?
钻石？珠宝？ Diamonds? Emeralds?
哦，皇家宝藏。 Oh, royal treasurer.
(STAMMERING 尖叫)我们今天为你准备了非常特殊的东西，“甭”先生。 We got something extra special for you today, Mr. G.
一整马车的大的。。。什么。。。 -A whole cart full of big...-Yes...
圆的。。。什么？ -Round...-Yes?
金的。。。什么？什么？ -Golden...-Yes? Yes?
南瓜。 Pumpkins.
这可是这个季节的第一次收获。 It's the first pick of the season.
成熟的甜的。。。 Ripe and sweet and...
(EXCLAIMING惊叫)
现在给我听清楚。 Now get this.
我不吃南瓜。 I don't eat pumpkins.
我吃种南瓜的农夫。 I eat peasants who bring me pumpkins.
但是“甭提有多大”先生, But Mr. Ginormous, sir,
我已经给你了我们最珍贵的东西。 we've already given you all our valuables.
这倒是真的。我们只剩下南瓜了。 That's true.All we have left are pumpkins.
说的不错。 Nice view.
听好了，小国王， Listen, Kingy,
如果你想让你的臣民开心， if you want to keep your subjects happy,
你应该从最大那个开始。 you got to start with the biggest one.
听好了，冷面鬼，让我给你表演怎么做。 So pay attention, deadpan,let me show you how it's done.
(SINGING 唱歌)
(SNIFFING 吸)
哦，那个可怕的巨人回来了。 Oh, that awful giant's back.
住手。红仙女？气色不错。 -Stop it.-'Sup Red? Looking good.
我命令你放过这些人。 I order you to leave these people alone.
哦，你完全错了，甜心。 Oh, you got it all wrong, sweets.
他们很高兴让我分享他们财物。对吗？(SHOUTING 大叫) Right?They're happy to share their goodies with me.
高兴，高兴。 Happy, happy.
(SINGING 唱歌)
(ALL SCREAMING 全都尖叫)
(CONTINUES SINGING 继续尖叫)
再见！ Bye-bye!
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(SIGHS 叹气)
你还好吗？我想还好。 -Are you okay?-I think so.
谢谢你，陌生人。 Thank you, strangers.
我是这个镇子的保护人仙境的居民。 I'm the town's protector and resident Good Fairy.
尽管最近我做的不够好。 Though lately I haven't been doing a very good job.
你能干掉那个大坏蛋吗？ Can't you just zap that big bully?
可以的，如果“甭提有多大”没有偷走我的魔琴。 I could, if Ginormous hadn't stolen my magic harp!
我现在只剩下很少的魔力了。 What little power I have left...
不够阻止他。 Isn't enough to stop him.
肯定有什么办法拿回你的琴。 There's got to be a way to get your harp back.
O'DELL: 哦， 那可不容易！ O'DELL: Oh, it won't be easy!
Hermione! Hermione!
农夫 O'Dell？事实上， 我是这小山谷的农夫。 -Farmer O'Dell?-Actually, I'm the farmer in the dell.
像童谣里说的我住在这里。 Like in the nursery rhyme?I live here too.
“甭提有多大”已经欺负我们很久了。 Ginormous has been making life hard on us for a long time!
除了红魔琴， Besides the Red Fairy's magic harp,
我的大鹅。。。 he stole my king-size Golden Goose...
所有城镇居民的珍贵的东西。 All the townsfolk's valuables.
我们一生的积蓄！ Our entire life savings!
-(BARKING 叫)一点也不留。 -In bones, that is.
可是他还是每天来把我们榨干。 And he still shows up every day to pick us clean.
有一个古老的预言说 An ancient prophecy said that
有一天一个巨人会威胁到仙境。 a giant would one day menace Fairyland
会有一个大英雄叫Jack来击败他。 and that a great hero,named Jack would appear to defeat him.
嘿，那可是一个古老的传说。关于Jack和大豆茎。 Hey, that's the old storyJack and the Beanstalk.
对你们来说可能是一个古老的传说，亲爱的朋友们， It may be an old story to you, chum,
但是对我来说可是一个新闻！ but it's breaking news to us!
等等，你是说Jack，也就是我，会命中注定去打败那个巨人。 Wait, you mean I'm the Jack,destined to fight the giant?
Jack？Jack？ -Jack?-Jack?
所有人：Jack？他在这里？ -ALL: Jack?-He's here?
Jack？Jack？ -Jack?-Jack?
所有人：Jack？ ALL: Jack?
是的，Jack， 你和你勇敢的朋友们。 Yes, Jack, you and your brave friends.
你们看，我只是一个来自一个快要倒闭公园的孩子。 Look, guys, I'm just a kid from a rundown amusement park.
你们需要。。。我不知道。。。 You need... I don't know...
一个更大，更强壮的人。 Someone bigger, stronger.
你们需要一位英雄。 You need a hero.
我们只是需要一个相信自己的人。 What we need is someone who believes in himself.
好吧，这样说来，我相信我们可以试一试。 Well, in that case,I believe we can try.
(ALL CHEERING 大家欢呼)
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING 凶险的音乐响起)
(GULPS 咽口水)
我们不能进去，Jack。 We can't go inside, Jack.
那个巨人能闻到我们。 The giant knows us all by smell.
我们有内线可以帮到我们。 We have an inside man ready to help.
你们不会单独行动，孩子。 You won't be going in alone, kid.
Tex 让我进去。 Tex sent me.
别怕，Tom。你会喜欢Tuffy。他是一只老鼠，就像Jerry。 Don't be scared, Tom.You'll like Tuffy.He's a mouse like Jerry.
啊，你好，一只小猫咪。 Aw, hello there,little tiny kitty cat.
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
Oh... (SHUSHING 嘘) 哦，嘘，别出声。 Hush now.
我们不想让那个巨人听见。 We don't want the giant to hear.
Tuffy，这些勇敢的英雄们来帮我们拿回魔琴。 Tuffy, these brave heroes are helping us get my magic harp back.
你能带他们去放珍宝的房间吗？ Would you guide them to the treasure room?
我能？ Would I?
现在是时间了，该有人来把 It's about time someone took
老巨人管住了。 old Ginasty down a peg.
(COINS JANGLING 硬币声音)
(SNIFFING 吸气)
男人：我们永远不会再见到那些笨蛋。 MAN: We'll never see those chumps again.
(ALL EXCLAIMING 大家惊叫)
你们在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
我们想让你省去明天去镇子的辛苦。 We thought we'd spare you the trip into town tomorrow.
所以你们提前一天把我的贡品带来了。 So you brought my tribute a day early.
哈？贡品在哪里？ Huh? Where's the loot?
嗯。。。 Well...
因为居民们没有剩下任何值钱的东西了。 Since the villagers don't have any valuables left,
他们想给你他们的 they thought they'd bring their...
他们的。。。嗯。。。才艺！ Their uh... Talents!
我们的什么？ Our whatsits?
才艺。 Talents.
(CLOCK TICKING 钟表嘀嗒)
嘿！一定要抓住那只老鼠。 Hey! Must have got that mouse.
嘿,大家伙，这是我们的交易。 Hey, big guy, here's the deal.
他们打算来一场演出！ They're offering to put on a show!
为你的晚餐尽兴。 For your dining pleasure.
(BELL TOLLING 钟声)
不收费。 And there's no cover charge.
OK， 如果我喜欢你们演出，我让你们活着。 Okay, if I like your acts,you live.
如果不喜欢，我碾碎你们的骨头来夹面包。 If not, I'll grind your bones to make my bread.
嗯。。。 Hmm...
再一次快跑。 Running fast again.
这场演出最好是精彩的。 This show better be good.
演出开始！ Start the show!
小山谷的农夫的朗诵。 A recitation by the farmer in the dell.
好吧，仙境已经有一周很安静了。 Well, it's been a quiet week in Fairyland
我的家乡，就在豆茎旁， my home town,just off the beanstalk,
在云彩的边缘。 at the edge of the clouds.
一年中收获的季节到了，南瓜上满是白色的霜。 This time of year,there's lots of frost on the pumpkin.
(STRAINING 在尽力)
Cinderella艰难地刮掉她大衣上的冰。 Cinderella's been having a hard time scraping the ice off her coach.
寒冷的天气正折磨着老妈妈Hubbard。 This cold weather's been wreaking havoc on Old Mother Hubbard.
住在鞋里的老太太正在绑紧鞋带。 Old Woman in the shoe is having to lace it up tight.
当然，三只小猪正在堆垒着过冬的木材。 Of course, the three pigs are laying in extra firewood for winter.
一旦开始变冷，那些饥饿的狼会一直想从烟囱里下来。 Once it turns cold,those hungry wolves just keep on dropping down the chimney.
下一个！ Next!
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(GASPS 咽口水)
怪家伙，你来！哦，等等！我没有才艺。 -Screwy, you're on!-Oh, wait! I have no talent!
(SINGING 唱歌)
(EXCLAIMS 惊叫)
嗯！美味！ Mmm! Tasty!
刚好36。 Thirty-six right.
哇！哇！ Whoa! Whoa!
刚好36！ Thirty-six right!
剩下24。 Twenty-four left.
刚好35。 Thirty-five right.
-(CLANG 叮当)刚好35！ -Thirty-five right!
谢谢，谢谢。 Thank you, thank you.
我打算表演世界上最快的扑克魔术。 I would like to perform the world's fastest card trick.
想再看一看吗？ Want to see it again?
这次最好一些长进。 This better improve!
(STRAINING 尽力)
(GASPS 咽口水)
Jack：那可是很多的贡品！ JACK: That's a lot of loot!
小孩，你现在是一年级。 So, Tyke, you're in the first grade now.
你喜欢学校吗？ How do you like school?
关门了！ Closed!
(LAUGHING笑声) 那是一个杀手。 That's a killer.
(EXCLAIMS尖叫) 看！ Look!
-(GASPS 咽口水）魔琴。 -Ze magic harp.
我听说，隔壁有只猫没有鼻子。 Say, I hear there's a cat next door with no nose.
那他怎么闻啊？ How does he smell?
阿乌！ Awful!
(LAUGHING 笑声)
哇！ Whoa!
(CLUCKING 母鸡叫)
别玩了！ Stop playing around!
你最好拿紧这东西，啊？ You better hold on this, huh?
(HONKING 叫声）
那一定是农夫的金鹅！ That must be the farmer's golden goose!
嘿，嘿，嘿！哈，呼！ Hip, hip, ho! (CHUCKLING)Hup, ho!
下一个！ Next!
(温柔地)快些，Jack！ (SOFTLY) Hurry up, Jack!
我想你能打开它，Jarry？ Think you can crack it, Jerry?
(CLANGING 咣当)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(HONKING 叫声)
不客气。 (STRAINING) You're welcome.
现在快。在巨人来之前快离开这里！ Now hurry.Get out of here before the giant comes!
给我们的？ For us?
(HONKING 叫)
她要让你和你的朋友们骑着她离开城堡。 She will even give you and your friends a ride out of ze castle.
Beeny和我一直排练 Benny and I have worked up a medley
一个百老汇风格的演出！ of Broadway favorites!
够了！ That's it!
现在我的研磨机在哪里？ Now where did I put that bone grinder?
应该就在这附近。 It's around here somewhere.
(GASPS 咽口水)
我会找到的！哦，巨人先生？ -I'll find it!-Oh, Mr. Giant?
（甜美地）我想为你唱一首歌。 (SWEETLY) I have a song I'd like to sing.
终于！有能看得演出了。 Finally!An act with possibilities.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING 美妙的音乐)
(SINGING 唱)
(GASPS 咽口水)
(WHOOSHING 嗖)
晚安。 Good night now.
好的-(CRASH 砸碎) -Yes!
什么？啊。。。 What? Hmm...
哦，亲爱的！ Oh, dear!
(SNIFFING 闻)
Fee-fi-fo-fat,
我闻到一个小男孩，一个老鼠和一只猫。 I smell a boy,a mouse and a cat.
你就是那个有名的Jack。 So you're the famous Jack.
(GASPS 咽口水)
过了这么久终于来杀掉 Here after all this time,to slay
那个坏的老巨人拿走他的财宝。 the bad old giant and take his treasure.
那些财宝是你从他们那里偷的。 You stole that treasure from them!
你打算拿他们干什么，小矮人？ What are you gonna do about it, peewee?
(SCOFFS 嘲笑)想和我搏斗吗？ Wanna fight me for it?
来吧，硬汉,让我们看看你有什么能耐！ Well, come on, tough guy,let's see what you got!
这个能耐怎么样？ How about this?
不！ No!
-(PLAYS NOTE 弹奏) -(GRUNTS 咕哝)
还想打吗，小矮人？ Still wanna fight, peewee?
(STAMMERING 口吃)放松，别生气。 Now, take it easy.
别碰我！(SCREAMING 尖叫) Stay away from me!
(ALL LAUGHING 大家笑声)
(SHOUTING 大叫)
(CRYING 哭)
个子越大，哭声越大。 The bigger they are,the harder they bawl.
(PLAYS NOTE 演奏)
(GRUNTS 咕哝)
(LAUGHING 笑)
(PLAYING NOTES 演奏)
停下来，Tom！他受得够多了！ Stop it, Tom!He's had enough!
(GASPS 咽口水)
(FAIRY SHRIEKS 仙女尖叫)
哦，不！你把那个缩小的弦弄断了！ Oh, no! You broke the shrinking string!
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
(ROARS 咆哮)
(LAUGHING SINISTERLY 邪恶地笑)
(ALL SCREAMING 大家尖叫)
哦，不，你不要。 Oh, no, you don't.
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
(GOOSE HONKING 鹅叫)
往豆茎那里飞！ Head for the beanstalk!
我要碾碎你们！回来！ I'll smash you! Come back!
(STRAINING 努力)快！ Come on!
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
(ALL SCREAMING 大家尖叫)
(SCREAMS 尖叫)
(GROANS 呻吟)
(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY喃喃自语)我讨厌南瓜！ I hate pumpkins!
抓住你们了！(LAUGHS SINISTERLY邪恶地笑) Gotcha!
看她喷的！ There she blows!
(SPUTTERING 飞溅)
看这个，你这个大坏蛋！ Catch this, you big bully!
哇。。。（咕哝） Whoa... (GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING 笑声)
(GINORMOUS ROARING 巨人咆哮)
(EXCLAIMING 惊叫)
呸！ Phew!
(YELLING 大喊)
(JACK SCREAMS Jack尖叫)
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
(LAUGHS SINISTERLY 邪恶地笑)
红仙女！接住！ Red! Catch!
啊？ Huh?
(SNARLS 叫)
有魔力的豆茎 Beanstalk by my magic grow,
把“甭提有多大”从头绑到脚。 bind Ginormous head to toe!
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
你会受报应的！ You'll suffer for this!
快。这些藤没办法把他捆很久。 Hurry. Those vines won't hold him long.
这个蛋。。。 About the egg...
拿上它，Jack，还有我们的感谢。 Take it, Jack, with our thanks.
(CHUCKLING 咯咯)
(CLEARS THROAT 清嗓子)
啊，算了！你亲过她的！ Ah, come on!You'd have kissed her too!
再见！谢谢！ Bye! Thanks!
大家：再见！ ALL: Bye!
(MUFFLED GRUNTING 捂住嘴咕哝)
我会抓住你的，Jack！ I'll get you, Jack!
没有人能偷走我的金子！ No one steals my gold!
(ALL GASPING 大家咽口水)
邪恶的巨人，我要流放你， Wicked giant, I do banish,
弹奏魔琴你将消失！ strum this harp and you shall vanish!
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(GASPS 咽口水)
(LAUGHS EVILLY 邪恶地笑)
(STRAINING 努力)
你们是自己来 Are you going to shape up
还是我先在这里烤一些面包？ or am I going to start baking some bread around here?
嘿， “甭提有多大”啊？ -Hey, Ginormous.-Huh?
你要这个蛋吗？来拿啊。 You want the egg? Come and get it.
你敢偷我的金蛋？ How dare you try to steal my egg?
(THUDDING 砰)
我来抓你了，小孩。 I'm coming for you, boy.
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
这里，小猫咪，猫咪，猫咪！ Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
(CHUCKLES 咯咯笑)
Tom！ Tom!
哈哈。 Yeah.
“甭提有多大”，如果你放了Tom，我就不砍这个豆茎了。 Ginormous, if you let Tom go,I won't chop down this beanstalk.
别吓唬我，小孩！ Don't threaten me, boy!
我知道你打哪里来，Jack！ I know where you come from, Jack!
-(GASPS 喘气)就这么急着回家。 -Just scurry along home.
如果我抓住你，我会碾碎你的骨头。 If you cross me,I'll grind your bones.
我会做一些猫面包， I'll make some cat bread,
也许还有一些可爱的小老鼠面包。 and maybe some cute little mouse bread too.
我会把你关心过的每个人的骨头碾碎，Jack。 I'll grind the bones of everyone you ever cared about, Jack.
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY 小声耳语)
让我们砍吧！Tom，准备好了！ Let's do it!Tom, dragon-coaster drop!
(GRUNTS 咕哝)
(WHIMPERING 呜咽)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
Tom，放开那个蛋！ Tom, let go of the egg!
嘿！（咽口水） Hey! (GULPS)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
No! 不！
(GRUNTS 咕哝)
接到你了！ Gotcha!
哦！呜呼！(LAUGHING笑) 我们做到了。 Yeah! Whoo-hoo!We did it.
-(CRACK 断裂) -Whew!
哇！ Whoa!
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
魔琴，最后的音符， Magic harp, final tone,
帮助这些英雄安全地回家！ guide these heroes safely home!
(GROANING 呻吟) 哇。。。 Wha...
哇，朋友们，我刚刚做了一个疯狂的梦。 Whoa, guys,I just had the craziest dream.
你们也是？ -(CRASH 碰撞)-You too?
Bigley先生：OK，有人被起诉了。 MR. BIGLEY: Okay,somebody's getting sued.
Bigley先生？ Mr. Bigley?
我要早一点开始拆除这里。 I wanted to get an early start on the demolition.
你只剩下停车场里那个什么东西，挡住了我的车。 Only you left something in your parking lot that jacked up my car.
你可得赔。 That'll cost you.
(GASPS 喘息)
那看起来象。。。 That looks like...
(SNIFFING 闻)
它是。 It is.
一个金蛋！ Solid gold!
我的地产上有个金蛋。 There's goldon my property.
(GRUNTING 咕哝)
哈？ Huh?
你的地产吗，Bigley先生？ Your property, Mr. Bigley?
九点以前，它还不属于你。 Says here that you can't take ownership until 9:00 a.m.,
如果我们还清了抵押贷款，它将永远不属于你。 and never if we pay off the mortgage.
哦，我们还有5分钟。 Oh, we still have five minutes.
请允许我们给你展示我们的纯金。 Allow us to present you with this lump of pure gold.
它足够还清抵押贷款并且赔偿你的车。 It'll pay off the mortgage and cover the damage to your car.
哦！ Oh!
还有你的脚看医生的费用。 And the doctor bill for your foot.
(YELPING 喊叫)
(SCREAMING 尖叫)
Jack，宝贝，发生了什么？ Jack, honey, what's going on?
妈妈，你知道爸爸以前是怎么说的， Mom, you know how Dad always said,
如果你相信，美梦就能成真。 -"Dreams come true if you believe."
我们种了这些豆子，你永远猜不到发生了什么。 Well, we planted those beansand you'll never guess what happened.
(LAUGHING 笑)
帮白：你可能猜的到下面的情节。 NARRATOR:You can probablyguess the rest.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING 照相机响)
Jack和他的妈妈拯救了“故事书”镇 Jack and his mom saved Storybook Town
还把它建的更大比以前更好。 and made it bigger and better than ever.
你知道这个地方，在66号路旁 You know the place,just off old Route 66,
或许是33？ or is it 33?
至于Tom和Jerry吗。。。 -And as for Tom and Jerry...
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING 美妙的音乐)
(CRASH 碰撞)
他们又重新做回Tom和Jerry。 Well, they wentright back to beingTom and Jerry.
但是，观众们，那是在另一个故事里。 But that, folks,is another story.
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING 乐器演奏) 字幕翻译校对：陌小念 个人原创，请勿商用