高兴! Ah!
恩 Mmm.!
恩... Ah...
这是我们的杰作。 This is our masterpiece.
它让我的眼睛流眼泪 It brings a tear to my eye.
是吗？ Huh?
Ah... Ah...
汪达尔人〔四、五世纪时侵入罗马帝国的日耳曼民族〕 Vandals!
抓住他们 Let's get them!
它受伤了 That hurt.
新闻界的女士和先生们..。 Ladies and gentlemen of the press...
欢迎来到 国际空间站广场。 ...welcome to the International Space Place.
我们在航天广场 很荣幸今天宣布... We at the Space Place are proud to announce today...
......这个期待已久的火星任务 特派团已准备发射。 ...that the long-awaited mission to Mars mission is ready to be launched.
我们打算证明火星... We intend to prove positively...
...在这个星球上肯定没有生命 ...that there is no life on the planet Mars.
如你们所当然都知道，这 任务的费用是非常昂贵的。 As you are all certainly aware, a mission of this expense is very expensive.
我们会不会让两个傻瓜去撞火星。 We wouldn't shoot two knuckleheads up there to try and hit Mars.
不，先生。我们花很多时间 慎重考虑了这项事业。 No, sir. Hours of serious thought have gone into this undertaking.
现在让我来介绍 我们勇敢的太空旅行者... And now let me introduce our intrepid space travelers...
...唯一的男人，我们可以找到 那名敢于忽视... ...the only men we could find that were bold enough to overlook...
...于不在意危险的志愿者为这个首次载人... ...certain shortcomings and volunteer for this first-ever...
火星任务的男人。 ...manned mission to Mars.
我给你们Biff Buzzard 和 Buzz Blister I give you Majors Biff Buzzard and Buzz Blister.
女士们、 先生们... Ladies and gentlemen...
...外星人们的神话 很快就会平息。 ...the myth of little green men will soon be put to rest.
啊！外星人！ Ah! Little green men!
外星人。真正的外星人。 Aliens. Real aliens.
你好。 Hello.
欢迎来到地球。 Welcome to Earth.
我们希望你为和平而来。 We hope you have come in peace.
嘿，等一下。他们不是外星人。 Hey, wait a minute. They aren't aliens.
嘿。你是对的！ Hey. You're right!
它是一只猫。 It's a cat.
和一只老鼠。 And a mouse.
让他们！ Get them!
- 是吗？ - 嗯 - Huh? - Uh...
让他们！ Get them!
现在，看着我只需 添加一滴水... Now, watch as I simply add a single drop of water...
...这像种粉状比萨晚餐美味。 ...to this powdered pizza dinner, and:
就像试图使妈妈做的一样美味。 Delicious. Just like Mom tried to make.
现在马上把这些 所有东西装上火箭。 Get the stuff loaded onto the rocket immediately.
这里怎麽回事 What is going on here?
好了，先生，这些晚餐 在这里有水... Well, sir, these here dehydrated dinners...
爆炸，我们 不知道为什么。 ...exploded, and we don't really know why.
嗯，很明显，它们已经被水淋湿。 Well, obviously, they've been rehydrated.
是。好了，先生，尽可能接近我们所知道的， 该晚宴被水淋湿。 Yes. Well, sir, as near as we can tell, the dinners got wet.
是的，这就是意味着全部淋湿！ Yes, that's what rehydrated means!
好吗？很快淋湿了。 Okay? And got wet real fast.
然后就去了,好了，出毛病。 And then it just sort of went, well, kablooey.
瞧。只是事情的出毛病 对自己。 Look. Things just don't go kablooey on their own.
事情出毛病 是有原因的。 Things go kablooey for a reason.
必须有事情出毛病理由。找到原因。 There has to be a reason for things going kablooey. Find that reason.
或者，先生们，你去找到原因！ Or, gentlemen, you will go kablooey!
是的，先生！ Yes, sir!
嘿，一只老鼠 ！ Hey, a mouse!
有老鼠在房子里 ！ Mouse in the house!
把他！抓住他！ Get him! Catch him!
我不想去 I don't want to go kablooey...
一只老鼠 ！先生， 在我们房子里有一只老鼠 ！ A mouse! Commander, we have a mouse in the house!
是的，我们知道，博士。 Yes, we know, doctor.
也许那只猫 我们可以用这猫 Perhaps that pussycat can be of use to us.
科学研究显示猫怀有一般有 一种本能的厌恶老鼠... Science has shown that cats harbor an instinctive dislike for mice...
...啮齿动物的本能反应。 ...and rodents in general.
好主意,Dr. Gluckman. Good thinking, Dr. Gluckman.
先生们，我们需要回 去找那只猫。 Gentlemen, we need to get that pussycat back.
或许可以用这缺水的鱼 ，先生。 Perhaps this rehydrated fish can be of use, sir.
好了，嘘，现在，Earl， 别吓着他。 Okay, shh, now, Earl, don't scare him off.
只是慢慢来。慢慢来。 Just take it slow. Take it slow.
在这里，猫，猫，猫！ Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
抓住他。 Grab him.
我们有份适合你的工作，Mr. Pussycat。 We have a job for you, Mr. Pussycat.
是啊，这是你的大日子。 Yeah, this is your big day.
Mr. Pussycat,这份工作 伴随着令人敬畏的责任。 Mr. Pussycat, with this job comes an awesome responsibility.
你在这？ Are you up to it?
我们有一只老鼠。 它是你的，Mr. Pussycat，... We have a mouse. And it's up to you, Mr. Pussycat, to...
...消除他 ...eliminate him.
做到这一点对地球，我的孩子......呃，猫。 Do it for Earth, my boy... Uh, pussycat.
做为了更大的利益。 做为科学。 Do it for the greater good. Do it for science.
- 那是什么？ - 我不知道。 - What was that? - I don't know.
也许另一个人 下降扳手 Maybe one of the guys dropped a wrench.
男孩，这会是我们做过最容易 的 20 钱。 Boy, this is gonna be the easiest 20 bucks we've ever made.
想象有人会想， 还有所谓的火星人。 Imagine anyone thinking that there's such a thing as Martians.
好吧，我不会害怕，如果我们，你 知道，遇到了一些真正的火星人。 Well, I wouldn't be scared if we, you know, met up with some real Martians.
好吧，我就不会。 Well, I wouldn't either.
好吧，男人，我们只是准备 开始倒计时。 Okay, men, we are just about ready to begin countdown.
一切准备就绪，在那里？ Everything all set, up there?
- 是的，先生。 - 收到。 - Yes, sir. - Roger that.
准备点火程序 Prepare ignition procedure.
我得去给比较小宇航员的空间。 I have to go to the little astronauts' room.
你应该去之前，我们 You should have gone before we...
我的肾脏重20磅。 My kidney weighs 20 pounds.
多少次，我要告诉你？ How many times do I have to tell you?
好了，你们两个，把它关掉。 Okay, you two, knock it off.
- 这是很不好。 - 不，真的，我得走了 - This is serious. - No, for real, I have to go.
八，七，六，五... Eight, seven, six, five...
升空！ Blast off!
呼！ Whew!
在我们这所有系统正常 All systems go on our end.
这里也是所有系统正常 All systems go here as well.
我们准备抛弃第一阶段 听从你的命令，指挥官的火箭。 We are ready to jettison first-stage rocket on your command, commander.
我喜欢这个部分。 I love this part.
你们可以抛弃初始阶段。 You are clear to jettison initial stage.
咻。 Whew.
这是轻而易举的事，Buzz. This is a breeze, Buzz.
所有系统都运行良好。 All systems are go.
恭喜你，先生们， 现在你要离开地球大气层。 Congratulations, gentlemen, you are now leaving Earth's atmosphere.
零重力状态开始 Zero gravity should commence right about...
现在！ ...now!
空气泄漏 It's an air leak.
辐射屏蔽。 行星 调停 磁盘 在线 Radiation shields up. Planetary arbitration disks online.
备用 海洋 速度 瞳距。 Backup marine velocity centrometer.
重新定位襟翼电缆。 LON压力表巡回读 Repositioning flap cables. lon gauges tour-ready...
备份 Back up.
现在第二阶段中的窗口。 它坏了。 It's the window in the second stage. It's broken.
快速。关闭应急舱门。 Quick. Shut the emergency hatch.
男孩，这是一场势均力敌的。 Boy, that was a close one.
距离太近。我应该吗 现在人工重力吗？ Too close. Should I engage the artificial gravity now?
当然。所有这一切都漂浮 让我恶心。 Sure. All this floating around makes me nauseous.
先生，不知何故火箭的轨迹 已扰乱。 Sir, somehow the rocket's trajectory has been discombobulated.
扰乱 Discombobulated.
如果不及时纠正，火箭会崩溃飞 入太阳会蒸发。 If it isn't corrected, the rocket will crash into the sun and be vaporized.
我不认为男人会喜欢这个。 也许我们可以向他们提出的很好。 I don't think the men will like this. Maybe we can put it to them nicely.
嘿，我们是不是应该是到了红点？ Hey, aren't we supposed to be heading for the big red dot?
嘿嘿，是啊。什么是错的。 Hey, yeah. Something's wrong.
是的，我会说。 Yeah, I'll say.
呃，你好，男孩。 Uh, hello, boys.
- 嗨，指挥官。 - 嗨，指挥官。 - Hi, commander. - Hi, commander.
听着，我不想 警报你小伙子们... Listen, I don't want to alarm you fellas...
但我们有一个 小，小 小问题。 ...but we have a teensy-weensy little problem.
看来，火箭的轨迹 走了那么一点点 It seems that the trajectory of the rocket has gone a little bit...
好了，有点搞笑。 Well, a little bit funny.
- 搞笑？ - 是的，这是正确的，有趣。 - Funny? - Yes, that's right, funny.
它似乎是，如果它不纠正...... And it seems that if it's not corrected...
......你们两个会将撞向太阳 你会被蒸发。 ...you two will crash into the sun and you will be vaporized.
你的意思是，我们要坠毁？ You mean, we're gonna crash?
这听起来不是很可笑 我。 That doesn't sound very funny to me.
我没有我的防晒霜。 And me without my sunblock.
你们其中之一将不得不 到这艘船外去。 One of you will have to go outside the ship...
打开保险丝盒和同时 ...open the fuse box and, well...
天线的东西。 Jiggle the wire on the thingy!
你的意思是那家伙，低速的天线先生吗？ You mean that antenna thingy, sir?
是的，就是这样，天线的东西。 Yes, that's it, the antenna thingy.
呃，摇滚节拍激光枪，对不对？ Uh, rock beats a laser gun, right?
不，不，它没有。 No. No, it doesn't.
好吧，你赢了。你只是太出色了，Biff。 你总是赢。 Well, you win. You're just too good, Biff. You always win.
- 好吧，那么，走出你去。 - 没错。这会教你的。 - Well, then, out you go. - Right. That'll teach you.
- 嘿，等一下。 - 来吧，伙计，快点。 - Hey, wait a minute. - Come on, man, hurry up.
我不想撞向太阳。 I don't wanna crash into the sun.
我在加快动作。 I'm hurrying.
嗯，哦。 Uh-oh.
什么是“嗯，哦”是什么意思？ What's "uh-oh" mean?
不知怎的，我们要以光的速度。 Somehow, we're going to light speed.
打开这个... Open this...
珍珠母！ Mother of pearl!
不能达到的杠杆。 Can't reach lever.
让它停下来 ！ Make it stop!
妈！ Mommy!
那么，男人，她在这里。 Well, men, there she is.
- 什么？ - 火星。 - What? - Mars.
- 在哪里？ - 你底下的大红色的东西。 - Where? - The big red thing underneath you.
- 哦，那。是的，哇。 - 哦，那。是的，哇。 - Oh, that. Yes, wow. - Oh, that. Yes, wow.
是的，“哇”是正确的。 因此，重要的时刻是在这里，每一个人。 Yes, "wow" is right. So the big moment is here, everybody.
好了，准备着陆。 Okay, prepare the lander.
你知道，也许我们应该 等待一两分钟。 You know, maybe we should wait a minute or two.
是的，你知道， 只是有点习惯了。 Yeah, you know, just to sort of get used to this.
-是的。 -进去的探测器，你傻瓜 ！ - Yeah. - Get in that lander, you knuckleheads!
或者我们可能只是决定 离开你那里。 Or we might just decide to leave you up there.
好了，我们在这里,Biff. Well, here we are, Biff.
第一个男人在火星上。 The first men on Mars.
好了，我们还不完全在火星上。 Well, we're not exactly on Mars yet.
没有，但我们会在第二。 No, but we will be, in a second.
这看起来不是什么 像火星，我们在电影中看到。 This doesn't look anything like the Mars we see in movies.
是的，密友，这是什么样 愤怒的红色星球。 Yes, chum, this is nothing like the angry red planet.
我没有看到任何怪物 I don't see any monsters.
我期待着要对抗怪物。 I was looking forward to battling monsters.
这是更无聊 比你的妻子逛街。 This is more boring than shopping with your wife.
不像很多，不是吗？ Doesn't look like much, does it?
正如我们所想的 完全没有生命的绿巨人。 Just as we thought, a completely lifeless hulk.
那么，谁希望成为 第一个人在火星上，你呢？ So who wants to be the first man on Mars, you?
哇... Whoa...
恭喜。 Congratulations.
很搞笑。 Very funny.
令人惊讶。无数的花费。 Astonishing. Zillions of dollars spent.
大量 研究和培训。 Massive amounts of research and training.
所有面向回答 男人的最引人注目的问题： All geared toward answering man's most compelling of questions:
我们是孤独的吗？ Are we alone?
好吧，有点看起来像它， 一会儿，无论如何。 Well, sort of looks like it, for the moment, anyway.
不，我的意思是，在这里， 人类的孤独，浩瀚的太空中？ No. I mean, is humanity alone, here, among the vastness of space?
难道我们要找到其他的生活在 星系不可思议无边当中这 Are we to find other life amongst this inconceivable immensity of galaxies...
和星系簇集群和集群这是除了超速 ...and clusters of galaxies and clusters of clusters which are speeding apart...
进入日益扩大的距离？ 人类都有吗？ ...into the ever-expanding distance? Is mankind all there is?
什么是真正的男人，Buzz？ And what is man really, Buzz?
嗯... Um...
我会告诉你.我们是最近开发的头屑表皮 I'll tell you. We are a recently developed scurf on the epidermis...
...卫星中的一个 在手臂上的一颗新星... ...of one of the satellites of a star in the arm...
平均星系， 在一片小群 ...of an average galaxy, amidst the lesser clusters...
于千万之中 弹射分开，发生的窗体 ...among the thousands catapulting apart, which took form...
大约15十亿年前 作为结果 ...some 15 billion years ago as a consequence...
一个不可思议的 甚至不可思议 ...of an inconceivable preternatural event.
权利 Right.
我没有看到的事情， 如果这就是你的意思。 I don't see a thing, if that's what you mean.
没了。猜答案 这个问题。让我们打它。 Nope. Guess that answers that question. Let's hit it.
Ubu!不！ Ubu! No!
用激光枪指向陌生人 这是非常不礼貌。 It's very rude to point laser guns at strangers.
Peep,你有什么发现？ Peep, what have you found?
你怎么看 这种奇怪的生物,Grob? What do you make of this strange creature, Grob?
嗯。他看起来并不像 是在这里。 Hmm. Doesn't look like he's from around here.
他可能味道不错。 He might taste good.
True. 在里面正确酱料 他可能会成为一个好 True. In the right sauce, he might make a fine main course...
火星陛下的精制一道菜 ...for His Royal Martian Majesty.
不，你们这群笨蛋。仔细看。 No, you fools. Look closer.
难道他不会像从古代卷轴的数字呢？ Does he not resemble the figure from the ancient scrolls?
Grob是正确的。 Great bouncing Squitsnarfuls, Grob is right.
他看起来就像伟大的Gloop(格鲁普) 你知道， He looks just like the Great Gloop. You know, the brave Skweep Squeezer...
...from Planus Nine.
据说是给我们人民带来 极大的智慧 The one of who it is said will bring great wisdom to our people.
呃，我想是的。 他是只是一个可爱的外星人。 Uh, I don't think so. I think he's just a cute alien.
如果他是,这意味着 古老的预言是正确的 If he is, that means the ancient prophecies are right.
什么乐趣？ What joy.
最后，伟大的Great已来。 At last, the Great Gloop has come.
如果是这样，我们 必须把他带回王宫祭奠他。 If so, we must take him back to the palace and pay homage to him.
嗯...是啊，还好。 我不确切地肯定... Um... Yeah, okay. I'm not exactly certain he's...
他是万岁的伟大Gloop！ All hail the Great Gloop!
欢呼！欢呼！欢呼！ Hail! Hail! Hail!
我们必须把他带回到国王 Thingg。 We must bring him to King Thingg.
因此，我们要我们 And so we shall.
必须迅速采取行动。 We must move quickly.
很快到夜晚火星沙漠会爬满了 Pootsnarfuls Soon the Martian desert will be crawling with Pootsnarfuls...
...和许多其他令人 讨厌的生物，它很不安全。 ...and many other unsavory creatures of night. It will not be safe.
来吧。我们已经走得太远。 我们已经失去太多的时间。 Come. We have gone too far. We have time to lose.
我的意思是，来吧，我们已经远去， 我们已经没有时间可以浪费。 I mean, come, we have far to go, we have no time to lose.
这更好。 That's better.
哦，"smegnar"。我总是一团糟。 Oh, "smegnar". I always mess that up.
A Pootsnarful!之后吧！ A Pootsnarful! After it!
伟大的Gloop和Peep！ 我们必须救他们！ It has the Great Gloop and Peep! We must save them!
小心！别开枪！ 你可能打到Peep或和伟大Gloop。 Careful! Do not shoot! You may hit Peep or the Great Gloop.
那么，我们应该怎样做？ Well, what should we do?
噢！ Ow!
噢 ！噢 ！噢 ！ Ow! Ow! Ow!
哦 ！ Oh!
你救了我。 You saved me.
我们对此深感抱歉，伟大Gloop. Sorry about that, Great Gloop.
看哪，有伟大的Gloop... Behold, Great Gloop...
我们公平的火星城市,Toledo, ...our fair Martian city, Toledo.
谁在那里？朋友... Who goes there? Friend...
- ...还是不是朋友？ - 朋友。 - ...or not a friend? - Friend.
它是我，Grob.我有好 消息送给殿下，King Thingg... It is I, Grob. I have great news for His Highness, King Thingg...
...而且必须 立即晋见. ...and must have an immediate audience.
我最喜欢的火星人... My favorite Martians...
...我向你介绍他至高无上的威严 ...I present to you his supreme majesty...
...这颗红色行星的 唯一的统治者... ...the imperious ruler of the red planet...
...Squink diddlies 的守护者 ...keeper of the Squink-diddlies of Sprong...
...Fleebis的权杖Sprong持有人， 和全能激情男人 ...holder of the scepter of Fleebis, and all-around swell guy...
...国王 Thingg ！ ...King Thingg!
国王 Thingg! King Thingg!
-哦。 -哦 ！ - Oh. - Oh!
奇迹。 Workman's comp...
我已经，我不能停下。 I've fallen, and I can't rule.
让它停下来。让它停下来。噢 ！ Make it stop. Make it stop. Ow!
必须 把 电梯。 Must put in elevator.
我的王冠... My crown...
瘀伤。瘀伤。痛苦。断骨。 Bruising. Bruise. Painful. Broken bones.
我故意这么做的。 I meant to do that.
我相信他是伟大的Gloop... I believe him to be the Great Gloop...
...在远古羊皮卷。 ...the one spoken of in the ancient scrolls.
你是正确的,Grob. 这是他的伟大的Gloop。... You are correct, Grob. It is he, the Great Gloop.
伟大的Gloop已归给我们。 The Great Gloop has returned to us.
最后！多么伟大的一天。 At last! What a great day.
让庆祝活动开始。 Let the celebration begin.
你会为我们带来了无穷的智慧.. In exchange for the infinite wisdom you will bring to us...
...我们为您提供这些礼物。 ...we offer you these gifts.
陛下... Sire...
你竟敢打断皇家盛宴。 How dare you interrupt the royal feast.
对不起,陛下,但巨人 已经渗透到城市的城墙。 I'm sorry, sire, but a giant has infiltrated the walls of the city.
这是个笑话吗？ 这样巨人是不存在的事！ Is this a joke? There are no such things as giants!
一个巨人 ！ A giant!
各位臣民 Fellow Martians!
因为这个模糊的巨型怪物 把我们的王国... Because this fuzzy giant monster has made a shambles...
变成废墟,他将被倾倒在泰德... ...of our lovely city, he will be dumped in the hole with Ted...
的嗜肉者与熔岩居民孔。 ...the flesh-eating lava-dweller.
伟大的Gloop将会给出 荣幸地拉动拉杆 The Great Gloop will be given the honor of pulling the lever...
...让这有破坏性和 模糊巨人处死。 ...sending this destructive and fuzzy giant to his doom.
当准备好时你拉动拉杆， 伟大的Gloop。 You may pull this when ready, Great Gloop.
-只是给它拉住一把。 -等一下。按住它。停止。 - Just give it a pull. - Wait. Hold it. Stop.
这不就是伟大的Gloop。 This is not the Great Gloop.
他是一个骗子。 He is an impostor.
你是什么意思？ What do you mean?
他们是外星人。 They are aliens.
从。。。从地球来。 From... From Earth.
地球吗？地球人吗？ Earth? Earthlings?
外星人。 Aliens.
胡说 ！在地球上没有生命。 有吗？ Nonsense! There is no life on Earth. Is there?
显然，这样，我的国王。 Apparently so, my king.
你看，检测到航天器就在 我们前面范围。 You see, a spacecraft was detected on our scopes earlier.
它降落，并且只停留足够长的时间 要让这些两个入侵者下船。 It landed, and stayed only long enough to drop these two invaders off.
他们肯定是第一波侵犯者。 They must be the first wave of an invasion.
一个假装是伟大的Gloop， 和破坏了我们的城市的猫。 One pretends to be the Great Gloop, and the other destroys our city.
所以试图接管火星，会是你... So try to take over Mars, will you...
...地球人吗？ ...Earthling?
他们跑了。 They're getting away.
Peep是个叛徒。 她帮助侵略者逃脱。 Peep is a traitor. She helped the invaders escape.
好。没关系。 Okay. That's all right.
别客气。不，那是...... You're welcome. No, that's...
没关系... 好吧，欢迎您。好。 That's okay... Okay, you're welcome. Okay.
你看，我知道我的人会计 划报复你们星球入侵。 Look, I know my people are going to plan an invasion of your planet in retaliation.
我必须让你回到地球 所以你们警告地球人。 We have to get you back there so you can warn them.
我们不得不偷偷回城 偷一个飞碟。 We'll have to sneak back to the city and steal a saucer.
可以选择飞行员开一 架飞碟吗？ Can either of you pilot a flying saucer?
好吧，那是当然的。好吧，来吧。 Well, that figures. Okay, come on.
我们最好快一点。跟我来。 We'd better hurry. Follow me.
今天，我们入侵地球。 Today, we invade Earth.
准备飞碟。 Prepare the saucers.
我们必须进入其中 的一架飞碟子中。 We've got to get into one of those saucers.
所有飞行员报告 你的飞碟升空。 All pilots report to your saucers and liftoff.
我们的目标，地球！ Our target, Earth!
好了，孩子们，这是它。 你的地球家园的命运危在旦夕。 Okay, boys, this is it. The fate of your home planet is at stake.
还有我们的飞碟。我们走吧。 There's our saucer. Let's go.
嗯，哦。 Uh-oh.
关闭舱门。 我们得离开这里快。 Close the hatch. We gotta get out of here fast.
按那个。 Press that one.
不，不是...... No, not that...
哦，发动Invince-A-TRON。 Oh, launch the Invince-a-tron.
固定好它！ Get that thing fixed!
任务控制，这是火星一号。 Mission control, this is Mars One.
现在我们正在进入大气层。 We are entering the atmosphere now.
哦，男人，这是你们 第二次登陆。 Well, men, they should be landing any second.
你们需要一名女服务员。 You guys need a maid.
那是什么声音？ What's that noise?
哦，小行星领域。 Oh, an asteroid field.
小行星领域？ An asteroid field?!
提醒我永远不会让你再开船。 Remind me never to let you drive again.
好吧。 Okay.
嗯，它到时间，general。 Well, it's about time, general.
加油！ Come on!
所以，女士们和先生们,毫不拖延地... And so, ladies and gentlemen of the press, without further delay...
...我给你您介绍Buzz Blister 和 Biff Buzzard ...I give you Buzz Blister and Biff Buzzard...
...勇敢的宇航员成功 的完成这一使命。 ...the brave astronauts who made this mission the success that it was.
先生们 Gentlemen?
那么，火星上有生命？ So is there life on Mars?
比方说，我们还要担心 关于外星人... Say, do we have to worry about an invasion...
...火星人 来自外太空的入侵？ ...of extraterrestrial alien Martians from outer space?
我在这里要告诉大家， 我好奇的朋友... I'm here to tell you all, my inquisitive friends...
...最后一次,绝对 ...once and for all, there is absolutely...
...明确，是在火星上的没有生命。 ...unequivocally, no life on Mars.
火星人？ ！ Martians?!
再说，这些都是微小的。 Say, these are tiny.
咦？他是正确的。你看，它就像一个玩具。 Huh? He's right. Look, it's like a toy.
这件玩具可能对像我这样的强大， 强大的宇航员做什么？ What could this little thing possibly do to a big, strong astronaut like me?
我们需要的都是一些苍蝇拍 就可以打击这种外来的威胁。 All we need are some fly swatters to combat this alien menace.
说，他们很可爱。 Say, they're kind of cute.
Biff！跟我说话，老朋友。 Biff! Speak to me, chum.
不 ！ No!
来吧，Gluckman！ 你是一个科学家。我们该怎么办？ Come on, Gluckman! You're a scientist. What do we do?
我......我不知道。 I... I don't know.
这是前所未有的灾难。 This is unprecedented.
来吧，用你的大脑 你这没用的书呆子 ！ Come on, use that brain of yours, you worthless egghead!
地球人 ！ Earthlings!
这个东西呢？ Is this thing on?
地球人，我们现在接管 你的星球。 Earthlings, we are taking over your planet.
好。现在，听好了。 Right. Now, listen up.
我们火星人现在掌管地球， We Martians are in charge now, and...
把那飞碟打下。 Get that saucer's number.
-但是谁呢？ -为什么？ - But who? - Why?
什么？ What?
嘿。 Hey.
-这是那疯狂的猫咪。 -他捉住了老鼠。 - It's that crazy pussycat. - And he caught the mouse.
两只老鼠。 Two mice.
等待一分钟。它们是一起！ Wait a minute. She's one of them!
这可以还原 Reintegrate them with this.
相信我。 Trust me.
啊 ！ Ah!
-嗯。 -Biff ！他们救了我们。 - Mmm. - Biff! They've saved us.
他们也是如此。 也许火星人毕竟不是那么糟糕。 So they did. Maybe Martians aren't so bad after all.
是它 tron Invince ！ It's the Invince-a-tron!
它用真空吸尘器。 快，回飞碟！ It's using its vacuum. Quick, back to the saucer!
等待。不要离开我们这里。 Wait. Don't leave us here.
停止 ！等等我们 ！ Stop! Wait for us!
我们会起诉， 你火星的威胁！ We'll press charges, you Martian menace!
谢谢你。 Thanks.
现在，让我们打他头 ！ Now, let's head right for him!
准备好了吗？ Ready?
开始了！ Here we go!
啊。 Ah.
活着了 ！我是 I'm alive! I'm a...
Mr. Pussycat, Mr. Mouse和 and Miss Martian... Mr. Pussycat, Mr. Mouse and Miss Martian...
...我们怎样才能报答你呢？ ...how can we ever repay you?
整个星球应该感谢你们。 The entire planet owes you a debt of gratitude.
如果不是因为你的超NEATO策略 和“braverosity... If not for your ultra-neato strategy and "braverosity"...
你知道我的意思。 所有的东西会丢失。 You know what I mean. All would have been lost.
好吧，代表所有的这些地球上 的人们，我感谢你。 Okay, on behalf of all of these people on Earth, I thank you.
这是一辆悍马。 Here's a Hummer.
嘿，需要搭个便车吗？ Hey, need a lift?
- 你和你的大嘴巴。 - 是吗？ - You and your big mouth. - Yeah?
你怎么像个自由的火星之旅？ How'd you like a free trip to Mars?
我已经有一个，谢谢！ I already had one, thanks!