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猫和老鼠之飙风天王
我才丢下你一小时不管 你就把我家给毁了 WOMAN: I leave you alone for an hour, and you destroy my house?
还有你 你也好不到哪里去 And,you,you're no better.
你们两个都滚出去 You're both evicted!
对 这可能都是你的 ANNOUNCER[ON TV]: Yes, this could all be yours.
这栋豪宅还有里面所有的设备 This mansion with all the amenities.
位于松谷牧场山庄住宅区的漂亮高级地段 Located in the bucolic, exclusive surroundings...
这栋价值数百万的豪宅 ...of Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates.
布置了漂亮的松谷牧场山庄住宅区高尔夫球场 This mansion overlooks the tranquil landscape...
还有松谷牧场山庄住宅区墓园 ...of the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates golf course and the cemetery.
这把钥匙可以为你打开未来的大门 This is the key that can open the door...
让你成为住在真正豪宅里的人 ...to your future as a person who lives in a really big house!
它有可能是你的 如果 And it could all be yours if you are the winner.
你是超级大赛车的冠军 ...of The Fabulous Super Race.
就在格鲁伯最新的电视竞赛节目 J.W.Globwobbler's latest television extravaganza.
想要参加超级大赛车的观众 To enter this contest, participants must supply...
必须自己准备全能型的赛车 ...their own all-terrain vehicles, and come on down...
到漂亮的的美国好菜坞格鲁伯片厂来报名 ...to Globwobblor Studios in beautiful Hollywood,U.S.A.!
只剩下一个名额 今天就来吧 Only one spot remains.Enter today!
它可能是你的 今天就来吧 ANNOUNCER[ON TV]: It could belong to you! Enter today!
快看看 小丑 你的收视率直线下降 Now look, Clown-O, your ratings are plummeting.
但是我知道怎么帮你的节目加料 I have an idea how to juice your show up...
拯救你免于被开除的命运 ...and pull your polka-dotted keister out of the fire.
你 需要一个搭档 You need a partner.
搭档 A partner?
对 动物搭档 Yep. An animal partner.
什么 你是说狗吗 猴子 或者是鹦鹉 What? Like a dog? A monkey? A parrot maybe?
艾文 请火暴先生进来 Irving, wheel in Mr.Frisky.
嗨 我以为儿童节目主持人喜欢动物 Hey, I thought you kids'show hosts liked animals.
没错 老板 但这头动物看起来太危险了 We do,sir,but this animal looks a little dangerous.
小丑 动物可以感觉到负面情感 Clown-O, animals can sense negative vibrations...
所以 快站起来 跟火暴先生打个招呼 ...so get off that chair and say hello to Mr.Frisky.
我要你跟火暴先生马上开始合作节目 I want you and Mr.Frisky to begin working up an act right away.
乖狗狗 救命啊 Good dog.
乖狗狗 啊 救命啊 Stop! Get him off of me! No! No!
我是个天才 Hey, get him off of me!
那头熊有天分 -Mommy -I'm a genius!
有聪明 有活力 接下来是什么 That bear's got talent, moxie, pizzazz! What's next?
老板 如果你还记得 Well, sir, if you'll remember, we're still looking...
我们现在还在找一位选手参加超级大赛车的比赛 ...for one more contestant to round out The Fabulous Super Race.
我想要一些疯狂狂野的东西 完全令人意想不到 I need something crazy and wild, something totally unexpected.
停车 Halt!
开始 Action!
这是特技区 这些都是受过训练的专业人员 And this is our stunt area.
千万别在家里自行模仿 These are all trained professionals. Don't try this at home.
-抓住我的手 克菜斯 -我爱你 法兰克 MAN: Take my hand, Clarice! WOMAN: I love you, Frank!
到底是怎么了 What's this?
老板 看起来他们是来参加试镜 From the looks of things, they're here to audition...
角逐超级大赛车最后一个名额的 ...for the remaining slot in The Fabulous Super Race.
这是在开玩笑吗 一只猫跟一只老鼠 Is this some kind of a joke? A pussycat and a mouse?
这个节目充满了疯狂特技 This is about stunts and people putting their lives at risk...
选手为了大奖不惜冒生命危险 ...for a big fat prize.
这不是自然记录片 It's not a nature documentary.
-艾文 打电话给警卫 把这两个 -老板 老板 是 -Call security and have these two -Sir!Sir.it's...
他 ...him.
这种事让我觉得害怕 老板 -This gives me the creeps. -He's the president of Hollywood.
他是好莱坞的总裁 他应该让你觉得害怕 He's supposed to give you the creeps.
欢迎光临 伟大的总裁 好菜坞最明智的领导者 BOTH: Greetings, Your Tinselyness. Imperious leader of Hollywood.
快笑啊 艾文 GLOBWOBBLER: Smile, Irving.
我很害怕 老板 IRVING I'm terrified, sir.
你给我听好了 格鲁伯 Now you look, J.W.
女孩们跟我听到你提到这只猫跟这只老鼠 The girls and I overheard what you were saying about this cat and mouse.
对 Yes.
它们想参加比赛 总裁 我只好打电话请警卫 They want to enter the race. I was about to call security and
这是超级大赛车节目有史以来最聪明的点子 This is the greatest single idea for The Fabulous Super Race show yet!
做得好 格鲁伯 你真是太聪明了 Good thinking, J.W., you're really on the ball.
对 伟大的总裁 谢谢 Uh, yes, Your Sparklyness, thank you.
我就知道你会喜欢 I was sure you'd like it.
看到这只猫咪 From the looks of this cat...
我就想说 它是那种为求胜利 不择手段的猫 ...l'd be prepared to say he's the type that would stop at nothing to win.
没错 真的太聪明了 观众喜欢坏到骨子里的坏蛋 Absolutely.It's genius. People love a rotten-to-the-core villain.
它为了胜利 会做出他们怎么样都不敢做的事 Someone who will do the things they only dream about in order to win!
记住 格鲁伯 当你遇到难题的时候 Remember, J.W., when in doubt, always stop low as yon can...
千万不要忘了 跟着直觉走 ...and appeal to people's basest instincts.
天哪 谢谢你的指点 你又说对了 Gosh, thanks, Your Flashiness. Right again.
噢 我们的任务完成了 美女们 Well, our work here is done, ladies.
快去吧 格鲁伯 让收视率一飞冲天 Go forth, J.W. Globwobbler, and bringeth in the ratings!
艾文 我想现在还有两个名额 Well, I guess there are two slots available.
孩子们 你们入选了 Boys,you're hired.
在虚线上面签名吧 孩子们 Just sign on the dotted line, boys.
这将会是电视史上最伟大的真实游戏节目 This will be the greatest reality game show in the history of TV.
像这样的节目可以让我成为好莱坞的副总裁 A show like this could make me vice president of Hollywood.
这两个家伙太可怕了 老板 These two are awful, sir.
对 那很完美 Yep.It's perfect!
好 开始 MAN: And we're live!
各位电视机前面的观众朋友 大家好 Well, hello, everybody out there in television land...
欢迎收看超级大赛车 ...and welcome to The Fabulous Super Race.
我是毕夫·巴查德 I'm Biff Buzzard.
我是巴斯·毕里斯特 我们来到美丽的密歇根州底特律 And I'm Buzz Blister.We're here in beautiful Detroit, Michigan--
我们来到的是漂亮的加州好莱坞 We're here in gorgeous Hollywood, California!
没错 巴斯 超级大赛车 That's right, Buzzer, The Fabulous Super Race.
我想 它应该是人类出现在地球上短短的历史当中 It should be more exciting than anything mankind has yet experienced...
最刺激的事情了 ...in its brief time here on planet Earth.
说到地球 毕夫 And speaking of planet Earth, Biffster...
我们正好要在地球上比赛呢 ...that's where our race is going to take place.
对 巴斯 比赛要从南加州开始 Right, Bezzatele. The race begins here in Southern California...
终点呢 就在这里 墨西哥 ...and ends here in Mexico.
这把翻匙 它可以开启头奖豪宅的大门 BUZZ: And this is the"keyako" that opens the door to our terrific prize...
它真的很漂亮 巴斯 -...a huge giant mansion. -She's a beauty, Buzz.
它是属于超级大赛车的冠军 BUZZ: And she will go to the winner of The Fabulous Super Race.
我们快到赛车场 访问一下今天的选手吧 BIFF:Let's get down to the pits and meet our contestants right now.
你一定是 You must be...?
快手德克利听候你的吩咐 Steed Dirkly at your service.
我要跟支持我 快手德克利的影迷们打个招呼 And I'd like to say hello to all of my fans rooting for me, Steed Dirkly.
我要说不管怎么祥 我都会拿到冠军 And might I just add that all the proceeds I will win...
我会将奖品捐给慈善机构 ...will be donated to my favorite charity.
你要捐给哪个机构 快手 And what might that be, Steed?
我 Me.
噢 我相信那会温暖美国人的心 Well,I'm sure that warms the hearts of America. Steed Dirkly...
快手德克利 一个好心的真英雄 祝你好运咯 快手 ...a true hero with a haert of gold. Good luck.
还有哪些选手啊 巴斯 Who have we got here, Buzz-A-Roo?
看来是一位可爱的老奶奶 Why, it looks like a cute old grandma.
她看起来既可爱又温和还很漂亮 BIFF She looks just as cute and nice...
她年纪很大了 对吧 巴斯 ...and sweet and old as she could be,doesn't she?
噢 谢谢你 孩子 Why, thank you, sonny.
我是那种相信年轻是一种感觉的人 I'm one of those who believes you're as young as you feel.
我一直都很喜欢公平、有趣又诚实的比赛 I have always been a fan of good clean fun and honest competition.
这个可爱的小家伙是谁啊 And who's this cute little fella?
它是汪汪 它是我的一切 This is Squirty. Oh,he's my whole world.
汪汪 快放开这个好心人的手 Squirty! Give the nice man his finger back.
你很不受动物欢迎 毕夫 你得记住这一点才行 Animals just don't like you, Biff. You've got to remember that.
祝你好运 老奶奶 祝你好运 还有你 Well, good luck, Grammy. And good luck, Squirty.
你叫什么名字 先生 And what is your name, sir?
我是戈悍 光的破坏者 I am Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
我有一点紧张 我从来没上过电视 I am a little nervous. I've never been on TV before.
真的吗 你已经上电视了 你是打哪儿来的 破坏者先生 Really? Well,you're on TV now. And where are you from, Mr.Destroyer?
从你的衣服来猜 是加州奥克兰 是吗 I'm guessing from the outfit, Oakland, California!
我来自尼托尔星 靠近鬼火区内缘的肉狱塔外侧附近 I am from Niltor, near the outer alabaster tower in the inner ring of green fire...
就在黑暗界限 由可怕僵尸军阀所统治 ...in the dimension of darkness ruled by the overlords of dread.
太棒了 你在尼托尔是做什么的 破坏者先生 Ooh, nice. And what do you do in Niltor, Mr.Destroyer?
我开了一家花店跟卡片店 I own a flower shop and a greeting-card store.
我懂了 I see.
我想 你希望有机会拿到现金大奖 And I suppose you're looking for a shot at that big cash prize...
还有那栋豪宅 是吗 ...and that fabulous mansion.
对 那是最棒的 Yes that would be nice.
尼托尔星的大气圈充满了困在黑暗中的幽灵 One does grow weary of the soul-crushing darkness...
跟无尽的尖叫声 真的另人觉得厌烦 ...and endless screaming that fill the air of Niltor.
破坏者先生 我很好奇 Mr.Destroyer,I'm curious...
你这辆怪车 到底拿什么东西当作燃料呢 ...what exactly powers this strange-looking vehicle of yours?
它的动力 来自数千名坠入地狱的愤怒灵魂 It is powered by the anguish of a thousand doomed souls.
听起来 破坏者先生非常支持那些环保人士啊 It sounds like he has a soft spot in his heart for the environment, folks.
那么 祝你好运了 戈悍 光的破坏者 Well, good luck, Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
谢谢你 巴斯 Thank you. Biff
你一定是 And you must be...
嗨 我是来自威斯康星州沃特镇的玛萝丽 Hi!I'm Mallory from Watertown, Wisconsin.
但大家都叫我“足球妈妈” Everyone calls me Soccer Mom.
好吧 足球妈妈 你要用你的旧迷你修理车参加比赛 对吗 Okay, Soccer Mom. And you're here in your souped-up mieivan, is that right?
对 你知道除了学校、足球赛 Yeah. You know, between school and soccer games...
跟我的网球拍生意之外 我觉得我得找个嗜好 ...and my online retail business, I decided I needed a hobby.
太棒了 足球妈妈 你的孩子们一定觉得非常的骄傲 Fantastic, Soccer Mom. Your kids must be very proud.
噢对 鲁福斯、甘特、安格斯和夏洛克觉得非常骄傲 Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus and Shylock are all very proud.
那些男孩一定让你忙坏了 All those boys must be a handful.
不 安格斯是女孩 海 孩子们 别忘了喂绵羊喝水哦 No, Angus is a girl.Hi kids! Don't forget to water the sheep!
噢 妈妈不在家时 千万不要比剑 好吗 Oh, and no sword play in the house while Mommy's gone, okay?
噢 法国人说的好 我们祝你好运了 足球妈妈 Well, as the French say, bueno el lucko to you, Soccer Mom.
接下来 应该是 And that brings us to...?
我是教授博士 I am Dr.Professor...
超级聪明的天才 ...a super-resourceful genius.
毫无疑问的 我会是这项比赛的冠军 And I will no doubt be the winner of this race.
大家都知道 科学是最厉害的 As we all know, science is golden.
看起来 你的这台赛车是相当先进的一部机器 That looks like a pretty sophisticated piece of machinery...
-博士 -一点都没错 -...you have there, doctor. -Yes, it is.
那么 这台车是使用哪种燃料呢 And what kind of gas does it take?
反物质 Antimatter.
你说的 那不是人类所知爆炸力最强 Isn't that the most explosive...
最有力的一种能源吗 ...and powerful energy source known to mankind?
没错 我特别设计的反物质引擎 我根本不必加油 This is it. My own specially designed antimatter engine. I never have to refuel.
它使用宇宙间最有效率最强大的能源 It uses the most efficient and powerful fuel source.
如果 被这个玩意儿碰到会发生什么事呢 So, what happens if this stuff touches matter?
它会蒸发掉所有它碰到的东西 It would instantly vaporize anything in its vicinity.
这个小设计有什么功用啊 What'sthis little thingy here do?
不 不要碰那小 No!Don't touch that!
科技真的是进步的非常快 对不对 毕夫 That technology thing is certainly moving fast,isn't it, Biff?
天呐 没错 Boy,I'll say.
接下来是一只猫跟一只老鼠 And here we have a pussycat and a mouse.
哇 我不知道动物也可以参加比赛 毕夫 Wow. I didn't realize that vermin were eligible, Biff.
到底是谁发驾照给这只猫咪的呢 And who on earth gave this pussycat adriver's license?
你们两个要跟电视机前的观众说些什么呢 And what do you two have to say to our viewers at home?
对了 它们是动物 毕夫 它们不会说话 Oh,that's right.They're animals, Biff, and they can't talk.
没错 巴斯 但是看起来它们会开车 No, sir, but apparently they can drive.
嗨 看看这辆迷你小老鼠车 Hey! Look at this little mouse-sized car.
真是可爱啊 Aw,it's cute.
这个小宝贝能坐几只小老鼠呢 四只吗 What can you get this baby up to, little mouse? Four?
这个小按钮是做什么的 -"Four." -What's this little button here do?
好吧 大伙们 访问结束 比赛要开始了 Okay. Okay, folks. With that, we are ready to get underway.
好了 各位朋友 我们在墨西哥的终点站等你哟 And we'll see you all at the finish line in Mexico.
他们出发了 BIFF AND BUZZ: And there they go!
做得好 汪汪 Attaboy, Squirty!
首先呢 这批选手必须好好的利用车子上的先进改装设备 Our contestants are going to have to employ the first of their vehicles'...
好让他们绕过塞车严重的南加州地区 ...special modifications to get around this notorious Southern California traffic.
看起来他们正在想办法 毕夫 And it leeds like they are doing just that, Biff.
好吧 我知道现在该做什么 Okay. I know just what to do now.
嗨 那只猫咪想做什么 毕夫 Hey,what'sthat pussycat up to, Biff?
我觉得事情不太妙啊 巴斯 No good it looks like to me, Buzz.
那真的很惊险 巴斯 That was a close one, Buzz.
那只猫咪真的是很爱冒险啊 That pussycat is dynamite!
噢 看起来一个帅哥逼近了 汪汪 Well, it looks like pretty boy is gaining, Squirty.
汪汪 不 坏狗狗 Squirty! No! Bad dog!
噢 汪汪 不 放开它 放开它 Oh, Squirty! No! Drop it! Drop it!
这只顽皮的猫咪 在尼托尔的赛车场也会表现的很好 This naughty pussycat would do well in the pits of Niltor.
或许我该用臭弹让他知道什么是自食恶果 Perhaps one of my stink pods will give him a taste of his own medicine.
它红了 老板 IRVING: It's a hit, sir!
它是宇宙超级无敌的当红节目 艾文 It's an ultra, super, dynamic mega hit, Irving!
我们不能够在墨西哥结束比赛 We can't end this thing in Mexico!
快 打电话给工作人员 告诉他们移动终点线 Call the crew, tell them to move the finish line.
移到哪里 老板 To where, sir?
艾文 墨西哥到底在哪里 Irving, which one of these shapes is Mexico?
－在这里 老板 －让我看看 -This one here, sir. -Let's see...
我们何不将他们送到 ...how about if we take them to....
你看 选手们出现了 巴斯 And here come the racers. Buzz!
嗨 我赢了 把钥匙给我 Hey, I won! Give me that key.
别那么急嘛 Not so fast.
噢 那个东西是减速板吗 Oh. Was that a speed bump?
噢 我的老天爷 我赢了吗 Oh, heavenly days. Did I win?
别太兴奋啦 各位选手 BUZZ: Now,don't get too excited there, racers.
我们刚刚收到好莱坞片厂传来的最新消息 We've just received word from our Hollywood studio...
因为收视率非常高的关系 超级大赛车要延长比赛 ...that due to high ratings, The Fabulous Super Race is going to be extended.
下一个终点线位于遥远的亚马逊丛林中心 The next finish line is located deep in the heart...
什么 你到底在说什么 -...of the Amazon jungle. -What? What are you talking about?
那真的很棒吧 Isn't that great?
又见面啦,大伙们 Hello again, folks.
我是巴斯 我跟我的同事毕夫来到了亚马逊丛林的中心 Buzz Blister here in the heart of the Amazon jungle with my cohost, Biff.
选手们全都拼了命的想越过这座浓密的丛林 Our racers are forging intrepidly ahead through...
他们正赶往这座看起来 ...this dense jungle on their way to this very unstable...
很不稳定的危险吊桥 ...and rickety-looking bridge.
选手们已经到了 Here come our racers!
噢 那应该是快手德克利 Oh, it looks like Steed Dirkly.
噢 那真的很惊险啊 巴斯 Ooh, that was a close one, Buzz.
对 一点都没错 毕夫 接下来是 Yes, it sure was, Biff. And here comes
看起来是老奶奶 Oh,it looks like Grammy.
希望她可以通过出现破洞的吊桥 I hope she can negotiate the bridge with those slats missing.
我就跟在你后面 帅哥 I'm right on your tail, pretty boy!
噢 看起来老奶奶有麻烦了 巴斯 Oh, no! It looks like Grammy's in trouble, Buzz!
你说的一点都没错 毕夫 但是 真可惜 It certainly does. And it's just too bad that the rules prevent us...
根据规定 我们不可以去救那个可爱的老奶奶啊 ...from coming to the rescue of that sweet, very old lady.
对 那等于是作弊啊 巴斯 No, that would be cheating. Buzz.
到底这位脆弱的老奶奶她会不会从 So if this lady snaps through the rotten wooden slats of this ancient bridge...
古老吊桥破洞处掉下去摔死呢 广告之后再告诉你答案 ...and falls to her doom, we'll just have to go to a commercial.
她是那么的无助 纤细 She just seems so helpless and delicate.
那么的无力跟害怕 BIFF: So weak, so scrawny.
那么的可怜跟虚弱 BUZZ: So noodly and frothy.
那么的有活力跟勇敢 BIFF: So crunchy and creamy.
真的非常的精彩 Pretty impressive.
嗨 看起来光的破坏者戈悍 现在他要过桥了 Hey! Looks like Gorthan, Destroyer of Light, is making his crossing now.
-看来戈悍有麻烦了 毕夫! -噢 一点都没错 巴斯! -Gorthan'sin trouble, Biff! -Wow, he sure is, Buzz!
看来这座老吊桥没有办法承载他的重金属赛车 That heavy metal car of his may be too much for that old bridge to handle.
纳塔克 黑翼 Knargack the Black-Winged...
我召唤你来这里 ...I summon thee to appear and use thine hideous powers...
我要你用你可怕的力量 帮助我越过这道障碍 ...to lifteth me-eth over this obstacle-eth.
噢 戈悍 那真的很厉害啊 Wow, Gorthan, that was some trick!
你亲自训练这只鸟吗 Did you train that bird yourself?
噢 不 纳塔克的灵魂属于被我打败的敌人 Oh, no.Knargack'ssoul belongs to that of a vanquished foe...
现在它被迫得听我的命令做事 ...who's now trapped and forced to serve.
它会说话吗 我们可以独家访问它吗 Can it talk? Could we get an interview with it?
事实上我真的得走了 我严重落后 I have to get going. I'm falling behind.
对 很高兴又见到你了 戈悍—光的破坏者 Right. Well, good to see you again, Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
谢谢你 巴斯 很高兴见到你 Thank you, Buzz. Always great to see you.
我不认为他是个喜欢动物的人 I wouldn't have pegged him as an animal lover.
不知道下一个是谁 毕夫 I wonder who will be next, Biff.
这真的很有趣 它跟我的地图不一样 完全不一样 That's funny. That doesn't look like what's on my map, not at all.
好吧 路标是不会骗人的 Oh, well, signs don't lie.
噢 该死 我刚刚洗过车 Oh, darn. I just had this washed.
快打电话给救援中心 I'd better call GoneStar.
你好 谢谢你打电话到救援中心的遥控协助部门 Hello. Thank you for calling Gone Stark remote assistance department
我是戴夫 My name is Dave. Would you like to subscribe...
你愿意登记我们的免费下载音乐服务吗 ...to our free music download offer?
噢 不 谢谢你 戴夫 Oh, no, thank you, Dave.
我发生了一些紧急事故 See, I have an emergency going on now.
我懂了 让我在荧幕上锁定你的位置 I see. Well, let me locate you on my screen.
你是玛萝丽·麦克杜格丽 足球妈妈 是吗 You are Mallory MacDoogle, a soccer mom.
我知道 你在遥远 I have you pinpointed in a remote and unexplored region...
根本还没开发过的广大亚马逊丛林深处 . . of the Amazonian jungle.
你遇上了什么麻烦 And what seems to be the trouble?
听我说 这没什么 戴夫 See now,that's just it.
我被困在致命的流沙堆里我需要别人帮忙 救我离开这里 I'm sinking in deadly quicksand and I need help getting out now.
恐怕我帮不上忙 玛萝丽 I'm afraid I can't do that, Mallory.
开玩笑的 Just kidding.
好 让我们来问问救援中心的流沙电脑 Well,let's consult our GoooStar quicksand computer...
看看能不能将你救出来 ...and see if we can't get you out of there.
照着荧幕的指示去做就可以了 Simply follow the prompts on your screen.
在美丽的地球上 流沙分成了很多的类型 MAN[ON SCREEN]: There are many types of quicksand on our interesting planet.
有沙漠流沙、沼泽流沙跟丛林流沙 There is deseT quicksand, swamp quicksand and jungle quicksand.
你选泽了丛林流沙 You have salaslad jungle quicksand.
现在 请选择你所在的丛林 Now please choose the jungle you are in.
你在A 比利时丛林 Are you in A, the Belgian Congo...
B 南亚丛林 或是C 亚马逊丛林 ...B, a Southeast Asian jungle or C, the Amazonian jungle?
亚马逊 对 Amazonian, yeah.
现在 请选择你要怎么处理你选泽的流沙 Now choose what you would like to do with the quicksand you have selected.
你想要 A、制作流沙 B、用流沙种花 Would you like to A, make quicksand, B, garden wild quicksand...
或者C、离开流沙? ...or C, get out of quicksand?
噢 废话 Oh, phooey.
要离开 请按 To get out, press
事情好像有点怪怪的 Wait a ding-dang minute here.
我在猜想 可能有人故意在恶作剧 You know, I think somebody might've done this on purpose.
噢 不 别往那边走 小老鼠 Oh, no,don't go that way, little mouse.
比赛应该往这边走 对 The race is this way, yeah!
我的修理车掉到流沙里 我想我出局了 My van sank in the quicksand, so I guess I'm out.
快吃片橘子吧 它能给你力量 Here, have an orange. It will give you energy.
祝你好运 Good luck!
可惜 足球妈妈出局了 巴斯 Too bad about Soccer Mom, Buzz.
对啊 我一直都是支持她的 Yes, I was kind of rooting for her.
可是 这是什么 疯狂的猫咪过了桥之后 就停了下来 BIFF: But what's this? That crazy pussycat...
它拿了把锯子 巴斯 ...has stopped at the end of the bridge. He's got a saw.
我想它要做下流的举动噢 I sense a dirty trick coming up.
看起来那只猫咪是自食恶果 Ooh, looks like that one backfired on the pussycat.
一点都没错 巴斯 It sure does, Buzzalito.
这条河里全是爱吃猫咪的食人鱼 And this river is infested with pussycat-eating piranha fish.
那个地方是火地岛 老板 That's Tierra del Fuego. sir.
-那里呢 -那应该是南极 老板 - And that? - That would be the Antarctic, sir.
太棒了 Fantastic!
选手得改良他们的车子 游过大海赶到那里去 The racers will have to modify their cars and sail across water to make it there.
那应该可以让收视率冲到更高 That should boost the ratings even higher!
大伙们 我刚刚跟好莱坞联络过 收到了一些好消息 Folks,I've just heard from Hollywood and have received some terrific news...
我相信选手们听了一定会很高兴 ...that I'm sure our racers will be pleased to hear!
我们的选手现在得到南美洲的最南端 Our racers are now going to head for the southernmost tip of South America...
他们得在那儿改装车子 ...where they will prepare for the difficult crossing...
克服从好望角跨海到南极的这个大难关 ...from Cape Horn to the Antarctic.
选手们听到这个消息都觉得既兴奋又高兴 And won't our racers be excited and happy to hear that!
各位 他们来了 And here they come!
-快把钥匙给我 -别这么急 快手 -Give me that key! -Oh, ho, ho. Not so fast, Steed.
毕夫要告诉大家一个最新的消息 Biff has some news for you all!
没错 大伙们 比赛已经延长 That's right, all. The race has been extended.
我们要到南极洲跟大家会合 祝你们好运 And we will see each and all of you in the Antarctic! Good luck, everyone!
快一点 汪汪 Avast, Squirty!
一点点的小难关 无法阻止我们拿到冠军 It'll take more than a little drizzle to keep us from winning. Arr!
这让我想起我在尼托尔航行过浅海的事 Ah, this reminds me of sailing Blood Blister Bay back in Niltor. Ew!
不 这太可怕了 不要 沉下去 No, this is terrible. Stop sinking!
噢 或许这不是件坏事 Well, maybe this isn't so bad after all.
嗨 美人鱼小姐 Well, Miss Mermaid...
你的运气不错 因为快手德克利刚刚被冲上你的海岸 ...you are in luck. Because Steed Dirkly has just washed upon your shore.
等你帮我把湿衣服晒干后我会奖励你 And as soon as you dry these damp clothes,I'll reward you...
让你把我做晚餐 ...by letting you fix my dinner.
嗨 这是最新消息 毕夫 Hey, this just in, Biffo.
噢 来自南极南端的不幸消息 Oh, some disappointing news from the Southern Atlantic.
看起来我们的快手德克利刚刚成了一锅海鲜浓汤了 It seems Steed Dirkly is being parboiled in a briny bouillabaisse...
他饱了食人妖一家人 ...and served with a caper dill cream mousseline.
噢 巴斯 他被淘汰掉了 可是他似乎很好吃的样子 Ooh, Buzzby,he's out of the race. But he sounds delicious.
哈哈 戈悍 真是太恭喜了 你可是第一个踏上南极的选手 Well, Gerthen, congratulations on being the first one to make it to the Antarctic.
谢谢你 巴斯 你好 毕夫 Thank you, Buzz. And hello, Biff.
嘿 戈悍 我同你 Say, Gorthan, have you ever heard that thing...
你有没有听过舌头会被冰冻金属棒粘住的传说呀 ...about sticking your tongue on a piece of frozen metal?
这什么意思 No. What do you mean?
戈悍 据说如果你用舌头 Well, Gorthan, they say if you touch your tongue...
去碰冰冻的金属上 它会被粘住 ...on a frozen piece of metal, it will stick.
-什么 一对 你觉得如何 戈悍 -What? -Yes. What do you think, Gorthan?
它会粘住吗 是或者不是 Will it stick, yes or no?
噢 当然不会 那是胡说八道 答案是不会 它不会被粘住 Well, no,that's nonsense. The answer is no. It wouldn't stick.
你要不要跟我们打一个赌呢 戈悍 Well, what about putting your money where your mouth is Gorthan?
-这什么意思 -这是南极的旗杆 -What do you mean? -Well, we have the South Pole right here.
我们为什么不来试试看呢 Why not give it a try?
什么 你要我用我的舌头去碰这个旗杆吗 What? You mean, stick my tongue on this stupid metal pole here?
谁能够想得到被称为光的破坏者的这个家伙 Who would have thought that the so-called Destroyer of Light...
竟然是一个超级胆小鬼呢 ...wee really jest a big wimp.
听好了 我警告你 Look,I'm warning you!
你不用施展你的邪恶魔法 戈悍 No need to resort to evil magic, Gorthan.
如果你觉得你的舌头不会被粘住的话 If you think your tongue won't stick...
你只需要直接证明给我们看就行了 ...just go ahead and show us.
好吧 我只是要证明你们这些凡人错了 看着 Oh, all right. If only to prove to you mortals that you are wrong! Here.
唤 快一点 戈悍 Well, go on, Gorthan.
我来了 我来了 I'm doing it,I'm doing it.
看到了吗 我跟你说过 [LISPING] There. You see? I told you.
-我就说吧 -我就知道 -Told you. -I knew it.
嗨 巴斯 Hey, Buzz, look.
你看 冰块裂开了 The ice is cracking.
天呐 你说的对 毕夫 我们快离开到安全的地方去 Gosh,you're right, Biff-O-Rama. Let's hop over to safety.
嗨 我该怎么办 别这样 大伙们 Hey, what about me? Come on, fellas.
噢 看起来戈悍他也被淘汰掉了 And it looks like Gorthan is out of the race.
一点都没错 巴斯 It sure does, Buzzo.
但是至少我们真的跟大家证明了 如果够冷的话 But at least we proved once and for all that your tongue will stick...
-舌头的确会粘在金属棒上面的 -那的确非常的惊人 -...to a metal pole if it's cold enough. -And that's something.
我诅咒你们的灵魂 凡人们 I curse your souls, mortals!
天呐 这年头就是有人输不起 Boy, somebody sure is a sore loser.
现在剩下猫咪、老鼠 当然还有老奶奶 That leaves the pussycat, the mouse and, of course, Grammy.
对 他们来了 Yes. And here they are.
我们去访问老奶奶吧 Let's have a word with Grammy.
HI 老奶奶 我相信电视机前的观众一定都想知道 Say, Grammy, I'm sure the folks at home...
目前为止 你对比赛有什么看法 ...would like to know how you feel about the race thus far.
噢 这个比赛是一场很棒的比赛 Well,it's a wonderful competition.
我非常高兴可以参与这么 It's good for a person to participate...
老式的 公正比赛 ...in old-fashioned, clean, wholesome fun!
汪汪 汪汪 Squirty. Squirty!
妈妈来了 Grammy'scoming!
猫咪先生 BUZZ: Mr. Pussycat...
你做出这么卑鄙的事情 晚上怎么睡的着觉呢 ...how are you going to sleep at night after a rotten trick like that?
我想它会睡的很好 巴斯 I think he'll sleep just fine, Buzz.
看起来现在是由猫咪领先 BIFF: Looks like the pussycat is in the lead.
现在似乎只剩下两名选手了 毕夫 Well, it seems we are down to only two competitors now, Biffy.
没错 一只猫咪跟一只老鼠 BIFF: That's right. A cat and a mouse.
猎人跟猎物 BUZZ: A predator and the prey.
杀手跟被害者 BIFF: The overdog and the underdog.
吃人的跟被吃的 BUZZ: The eater end the eaten.
大的跟小的 The big and the small.
好吧 毕夫 我想大家都了解了 Okay, Biff, I think we get the idea.
天呐 看一下节目的收视率吧 老板 Just take a look at the ratings for the show, sir.
我的天啊 它们冲到最高点 Holy cow,they're through the roof!
如果这还不能让我当上好莱坞的副总裁 If this doesn't make me vice president of Hollywood,
我真的不晓得该怎么做了 I don't know what will.
我们得继续加油 We gotta keep this up.
我们该怎么让节目变得更刺激呢 他们现在在哪里 What can we do to make the show more exciting? Where are they?
他们抢着要越过南极 老板 下一站是澳洲 They'reracing across the Antarctic. The next stop is Australia.
澳洲 呵 那里不是莫扎特的故乡吗 Australia, huh? Isn't that where Mozart is from?
不 那是奥地利 先生 No.That's Austria, sir.
哦 对 我们该怎么把它们弄到那里去 Oh, right. So how should we have them get there?
标准程序是搭飞机或搭船 Well, standard procedure is to fly or sail, sir.
你得学着摆脱传统的思考方式 艾文 You gotta learn how to think out of the box, Irving.
但是 老板 它们还能怎么到那小地方去呢 But how else would they get there? There's an enormous body of water...
南极跟澳洲中间隔了一片汪洋大海 ...betweee the Aeterotin end Aentrelie.
说的没有错 Preoieely.
-你是说 -对 继续说 -You mean... -Yes, keep going.
-潜水吗 老板 -答对了 -Underwater, sir? -Bingo!
这样子的思考方式可以让你当上大老板 艾文 That's the kind of thinking that will keep you out of the mailroom.
选手们得潜水从南极赶到澳洲去 别无他法 The leg of the race datwean Antarctica end Anetrelie will ha held underwater.
这会是电视史上的第一次 It'll be a television first.
我们得看看这么做 收视率能冲到多高 Let's just see how high we can get these ratings to go.
噢 我看到老鼠了 巴斯 但是没有猫咪的踪影 等一下 Well I see the mouse, Buzz, but no sign of the pussyc--Wait!
它的车子出现了 但是猫咪不在车子里 His car is there, but the pussycat is not in the vehicle.
我想大家都知道 选手得待在车子里 才能保住参赛资格 As we all knew, the contestant must be in his vehicle is order to stay is the racs.
非常恭喜你 老鼠先生 现在由你领先 Congratulations, Mr.Mouse! You have taken the lead.
你就快要拥有属于你自己的豪宅了 You're that much closer to owning your very own mansion.
现在你得改装你的车子 Now it's time to modify your vehicle...
因为下一段前往澳洲的赛车地点 就在 ...because the next leg of the race to Australia is taking place.
就在水底 Underwater.
猫咪的机会渺茫啊 Ooh, tough break for the pussycat.
对 猫咪一点都不喜欢水 特别是这只猫咪 Yes, cats don't like water at all. Especially this one.
格鲁伯先生 猫咪刚刚被淘汰掉了 Mr. Glebwebbler, sir, the pussycat is out of the race.
我喜欢那只猫 那只喜欢在背后捅人一刀的坏猫 I love that cat. That backstabbing feline
让收视率冲到最高点 drove our ratings through the roof.
-想办法让它继续比赛 -遵命 先生 -Get him back in the race! -Yes, sir.
别激动啊 跳啊 跳啊 节目开始了 Take it easy, Punchy. Oh,we're on.
你好 各位先生女士 我们来到 Oh.Gee'day all you mates and sheilas. We're here
不 不 不 毕夫 毕夫 不是“你好” Biff,no,it's“g'day.”
说“你”的时候呢 要发3声才对 Like, duh, you pronounce the“guh”sound.
你 你 你 你你你 你 Guh, duh, juh, guh. uh.
我是一个自尊心很强的人 这对我来说太奇怪了 Well, now I'm all self-conscious and it sounds weird to me.
我想还是由你来说吧 I think you better do it.
好吧 那么来吧 你来照顾跳跳 All right. Then here, you take Punchy.
我想这只袋鼠 看起来好像不是很喜欢我 巴斯 I don't think this kangaroo likes me very much, Buzz.
胡说八道 把皮带拿好 大家好 Nonsense. Take the leash. G'day,folks.
我们来到了漂亮、湿热 到处都是虫子的澳洲 We're here down under in beautiful, hot, humid, bug-infested Australia.
大家快点跟我们的澳洲亲善大使跳跳来打声招呼吧 And, folks, say hello to our Australian ambassador of good will, Punchy...
它可是一只拳击袋鼠 它很可爱吧 大伙们 ...the boxing kangaroo. Isn't he cute, folks?
它很可爱 你好 He's adorable.Juh'day.
各位先生女士 下一段赛程的地点 The next portion of the race will take place
就在荒芜的澳洲内陆地区 in the rugged outback.
对吧 毕夫 Isn't that right, Biff?
它们得一直往北边到澳洲最北端的韦帕去 Then on north up to Weipa in the northernmost portion of Australia.
我们的下段赛程就要开始了 它们来了 The next leg of our race is about to begin. Here they come!
那看起来像是老奶奶 It looks like Grammy.
对 那真的很神奇 Yes. And that's amazing.
因为我们上次看到她的时候 她被一头鲸鱼给吃掉了 Because the last time we saw her, she had been eaten by a whale.
千万不要看不起老人 巴斯 Never underestimate the elderly, Buzz.
特别是老奶奶 Especially Grammy.
没错 这个老奶奶充满了惊喜啊 No, sir. This old bat is full of surprises.
嗨 是老鼠 Hey,it's the mouse.
请问有猫咪的消息吗 老鼠先生 Any sign of the pussycat, Mr.Mouse?
我想猫咪应被淘汰了 巴斯 I think it's curtains for the pussycat, Buzz.
那真的太可惜了 它的坏态度让这个比赛变得很刺激的 And that's too bad. His rotten attitude was making this race so exciting.
祝你好运 老鼠 Well, good luck, rodent.
看你下次还敢不敢 Oh, my little spud! I love you!
我们快出发吧 汪汪 Let's burn rubber, Squirty!
等一下 毕夫 那是什么 Wait a minute, Biff,what's that?
毕夫 看起来联播网他们真的非常喜欢那只猫咪 Well, Biff, it looks like the network has taken a liking to a certain pussycat.
干嘛那么麻烦呢 它赢不了的 Why bother? He can't win.
老奶奶跟老鼠已经出发 越过了半个澳洲了 Grammy and the rodent are already halfway across Australia.
对 我想我们可以放弃猫咪 因为它完蛋了 Yes. I think we can stick a fork in the pussycat, because he's toast.
它的车子也一样 And so is his car.
能看到永不放弃的勇士 真是令人感到振奋啊 Well,it'salways encouraging to see a guy who won't give up.
对 它真的没希望了 Yes. But this case is hopeless.
因为猫咪根本没办法拉近 There's no way the pussycat will be able to make up the gap...
它跟老鼠以及老奶奶之间的差距 ...between the mouse and Grammy.
对 你说的一点都没错 除非它能将澳洲大陆锯成两半 Yes.He'd pretty much have to saw the entire continent of Australia in half.
而那是 不可能的 And that's extremely unlikely.
哇 我真的是不敢相信啊 Well,I'll be a monkey's uncle.
不 这不可能 No!He's not gonna
它真的要这么做 毕夫 那只疯狂的猫咪要将澳洲锯成两半 He sure is gonna. That crazy pussycat is going to saw Australia in half.
你们觉得如何呢 大伙们 How about that, folks?
那只猫咪它真的下定了决心啦 That's some determined pussycat.
没错 毕夫 趁它还没沉入汪洋大海之前 I'll say, Biff.We'd better get off this continent...
我们最好快一点离开澳洲 ...before it sinks to the bottom of Davy Jones' Locker.
噢 你这只卑鄙的坏猫 Oh, you rotten, dirty pussycat.
噢 你活该 你这只顽皮的猫咪 Well it serves you right, you naughty pussycat.
我们在往下掉 汪汪 快拿降落伞 We're going down, Squirty. Quick, the parachutes!
你这只不知感恩的小狗 Why, you ungrateful little stinker.
要不是我的话 你还待在动物实验室里 If it weren't for me, you'd still be at the animal-testing lab...
眼睛被喷进杀虫剂 还被他们灌油漆 ...having antiperspirant sprayed in your eyes and drinking paint.
我的天呐 GRAMMY: Geronimo!
快拉降落伞 快拉降落伞 Open the chute, Squirty. Open the chute!
噢 噢噢噢 Oh, Sqeirty, I unch....
老板 老奶奶已经被淘汰了 猫咪把她给除掉了 Sir, Grammy is out of the race. The pussycat did her in.
-现在只剩它跟老鼠 -整个计划都走调了 -It'sjust him and the mouse now. -This whole caper is falling apart.
给我听好了 艾文 这场比赛拖太久了 Listen up, Irving. This race is taking too long.
观众们的注意力跟西班牙斗鸡一样短 The public have the attention span of a cocker spaniel.
所以 你最好加快最后一段赛程 You'd better speed up the last leg of the race
要不然 你就得跟这里说再见了 or your sorry butt goes bye-bye.
但是 老板 我们告诉观众们 But we told the public this race would
这场比赛会经过全世界所有最伟大的城市 go through the greatest cities in the world.
我们可还没有到克里夫兰 And we haven't even been to Cleveland yet.
艾文 观众们不想看一堆漂亮的城市 Irving, the public doesn't want a bunch of pretty cities.
他们要刺激 刺激跟很多爆炸画面 They want action. Action and plenty of explosions.
我要你在五分钟内结束比赛 艾文 Now, I want this race wrapped up in five minutes, Irving...
-不然 你会发现自己在做邮件分类 -遵命 老板 -...or you'll find yourself sorting mail. -Yes sir.
毕失 看起来现在由低等动物取得领先了 Well, it looks like the lower life forms have taken the lead.
没错 巴斯 一点都没错 That's right, Buzz-Buzz, and just as well.
我想 他们已经为全世界长了毛的动物 I think they've done something for the self-esteem...
赢回了一点面子了 ...of fur-covered animals everywhere.
汤姆跟杰瑞 超级大赛车里唯一幸存的选手 Tom and Jerry, as the only surviving drivers in our Super Race...
我们要给你们两位 核子动力火箭车 喷射飞机气垫之类的东西 ...we're giving you two nuclear-powered, rocket-car, jet-plane, hovercraft things.
对了 计划有一些小改变 And there's a teensy change in plans.
你们必须在五分钟之内结束比赛 You've only got five minutes to finish the race!
没错 一但你们离开了婆罗州 That's right. Once you racers leave Borneo...
你们得越过欧洲跟大西洋 然后回到故乡美国 ...you'll cross Europe and the Atlantic Ocean to the good old U.S.of A.
这个时候 你们得横越美国 感到在加州好莱坞的终点线 There you'll cross the continent to reach the finish line in Hollywood, California
而时间呢 是五分钟 ...in five minutes!
祝你们好运啦 希望最棒的低等动物能赢 So good luck. And may the best lower species win.
毕夫 我们来到终点线了 Biffette,we'rehere at the finish line, where the crowd waits anxiously...
观众们挤在这里 等待着想知道冠军到底是猫咪或者是老鼠 ...to see if the winner will be the cat or the mouse.
我的天呐 大伙们 Holy smokes, folks.
我们可以听见它们朝这边过来了 We can hear them heading right this way.
它们并驾齐驱 对不对 毕夫 They're neck and neck. Isn't that right, Biff?
没错 毕夫 That's right.
看到这么刺激的事情 我也几乎说不出话来了 I too can hardly speak anything articulate with all this excitement.
它们的速度太不可思议了 毕夫 At those speeds, how long do you think
你觉得它们到底要花多少时间才能抵达终点呢 it'll take them to reach the finish line?
我赞成 毕夫 看到这么刺激的事情 真的是让人说不出话来了 I'm with you.It's hard to form even a simple sentence with this excitement.
但是到底谁会赢呢 猫咪或老鼠 But who will win? The cat or the mouse?
老鼠或猫咪 宠物或害虫 Feline or rodent? Pet or pest?
抓沙发的家伙 或是吃起司的家伙 到底是谁呢 毕夫 The couch-scratcher or the cheese-nibbler? Who, Biff, who?
它们来了 大伙们 最后真的是 太不可思议了 对吧 毕夫 And here they come, folks. What an incredible final lap. Right, Biffaroni?
它们离终点线只有五英尺远 现在领先的是汤姆 And they're a mere 5 feet from the finish line. And in the lead is Tom.
不 杰瑞 不 汤姆 不 杰瑞 No, Jerry. No, Tom. No, Jerry!
汤姆 杰瑞 汤姆 杰瑞 Tom. Jerry. Tom. Jerry.
汤姆 杰瑞 Tom! Jer-
汤姆 杰瑞 汤姆 杰瑞 T! J! Tuh! Juh!
两边平手 BOTH: It's a tie!
恭喜了 孩子们 我有好消息也有坏消息 Congratulations, boys I've got good news and bad news.
好消息是 你们刚刚完成史上最伟大的比赛 The good news is, you just finished the most spectacular race in history.
坏消息是 双方平手 The bad news is,it's a tie.
而你们的合约上写着 你们两个得 And your contract says you'll both have to do the race...
再比赛一次 ...all over again.
从现在开始 好莱坞只接纳人类 From now on, Hollywood is going to stand for morality, wholesomeness...
得保持 娱乐圈的清高名声 ...good, clean, family entertainment.
他到底是怎么了 What's gotten into him?
我们不能让态度不佳的人进入好莱坞 We can't have that kind of attitude in Hollywood.
哇 今天是你的幸运日 艾文 Well, today is your lucky day, Irving.
或许我该叫你格鲁伯片厂的新老板 Or should I say new head of Globwobbler Studios!
天呐 格鲁伯片厂的老板 Gosh. Head of Globwobbler Studios.
噢 你送我新房子真的是太贴心了 WOMAN: Well, how nice of you to get me a new home...
因为你弄坏了我的旧房子 既然我们都 ...since you wrecked my old one. And while we're--
汤姆 又是那只老鼠 快把那只老鼠赶出我们家 Tom,there's that mouse again. Get that mouse out of our house!
别光站在那儿 快想个办法 快点 快啊 快 Well,don't just stand there, do something! Got going! Ge on, hurry!
快把那只老鼠赶出去 Get that mouse out!