Cock-a-doodle-doo!
# Here come the Numtums They're furry and they're fun
# Here come the Numtums Let's start with number one
# Bendy Go!
# Dar Dar!
# Champer!
# Gladdy!
# Little Sandy!
# Flinders!
# Humpty Do!
# Coogee!
# Hobart!
# Nimbin!
# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
# Nine, ten!
# The Numtums! #
# Super Numtums... #
Lovely night for a stroll!
Once again, a massive, menacing marsupial is spreading
mischief and muddy paw prints!
Did you mention I am very naughty?
With her latest invention, the size-o-matic,
this crafty koala has grown as big as a building!
Who will save our fair city? This is a job for...
Super Numtum!
ALL: Woohoo, Super Numtum! Yeah!
We meet again, Not-so-super Numtum!
Or should I say, teeny, tiny Not-so-super Numtum!
You don't scare me, Fluffy McTuffy!
My sneaky size-o-matic has made you
so tiny that you'll never stop my naughty plans now!
I may be small, but I'm still a match for crafty koalas everywhere.
Stop! You're making me dizzy! Oh!!!
Oh! You've got her now, Super Numtum!
This tickly feather will give us a giggle!
Oh! I can't quite seem to get up!
Fluffy McTuffy is so huge, I can't see where her chin is!
Is her chin by the first building,
the second building,
third building,
fourth building...
ALL: The fifth building!
The fifth building? A-ha! Found her!
Just you wait until I get back on my feet!
Here we go!
Aha-ha-ha! Go away! It tickles! Ow!
ZAAAAP!
Fluffy McTuffy, I've got your number.
Oooooh! Doodles!
ALL: Yay!
Oh, listen, Numtums! It's time for practice!
Galloping guinea pigs! We almost forgot!
Tonight's the night of the...
Gumnut Gorge Talent Show!
Acrobatics, magic, fantastical feats of daring doom,
and the winning winner wins a trophy
full of tasty, tantalising, tongue-tastic termite treats!
This talent show's going to be unreal!
My act will be ball-balancing!
Well, I'm going to make a wildlife movie.
I'm going to do a skateboarding trick!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I help?
Sure can, my bouncy friend!
And I'm going to win all those termite treats.
And the winner is...
- Humpty Do! - Woo-hoo!
Mmmm! Num, num, num!
Hey! Wait for me!
Where are you, Humpty Do? You're late!
- Has anyone seen Hobart? - I'm down here!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Before your very eyes, I will now pull a rabbit out of a hat!
This trick will require the utmost concentration.
Abracada...
- NEED ANY HELP? - Aaargh!
Brilliant disappearing act, Flinders!
Must dash, keep up the good work!
Hello?
The extremely rare, scaredy caterpillar is
really shy and easily scared, but if we're very, very quiet,
we might just be able to see...
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW MEGAPHONE?
- Oh great! Just great! - Yes! Oh, isn't it fabulous?
PRACTICE OVER! It's almost showtime!
Numtums!
On display tonight will be talent, pizzazz
and good old-fashioned razzle-dazzle!
But enough about me! This show is all about you.
# Tonight's the night and in our show
# The first act will be Bendy Go
# Second, Little Sandy Just for kicks
# Third is Flinders and his magic tricks
# Fourth, Dar Dar and Champer too
# And fifth, the singing, dancing Humpty Do... #
Yeah.
Oh, really! Oh, how kind. Please, that's enough.
Oh, you're making me blush!
Now, does everyone understand which order they appear on stage?
- So, the first act will be... - Me!
No, no, no, no, no. Humpty Do, you are fifth!
- The first act is Bendy Go, and the second act is... - Oh, me! Me!
Oh, OK.
- So that means I'm third? - One more time and listen carefully.
Bendy Go is first, Little Sandy is second, Flinders is third,
Dar Dar and Champer are fourth, and so, Humpty Do, you are...
- First! - Oh, boy!
Excited audience members are arriving for the most thrilling
show in Gumnut Gorge since Gladdy arm-wrestled an aardvark!
Listen, Numtums, remember tails and teeth!
Time for the first act!
First act? Oh! That's me!
Wooooah!
Stop! Humpty Do! It's not your turn yet!
Whoa!
- Time for the second act! - Second act? That's me!
- Deep in Gumnut Gorge, there lives a fascinating little creature... - Oooh!
- ..a shy animal... - Aaah! - ..with a quiet, timid nature... - Ouch!
Isn't it absolutely...
CRASH!
..amazing. Oh, great.
- How hilarious! - But he still thinks he's the first act.
Humpty Do! Will you try to be more careful? This is serious.
Serious? Oh, yes!
I will be seriously careful.
Seriously? Let's hope a little bit of magic can
magically save the show!
- Time for the third act! - Did he say third act?
Abracadabra, alacazam.
- I'll now pull a rabbit out of this hat! - Oh, the third act is me!
Abracadabra. Alacazam... bear with me a moment.
Ta-da!
Not again!
- Incredible! - Best act ever! - Oh, Humpty Do!
You're not on until the fifth act!
Oh, I'll never win those termite treats
if I can't remember when I'm supposed to be on stage!
I know I'm fifth, but when is fifth?
First, second, third,
fourth and fifth!
First, second, third,
fourth and fifth.
- Humpty Do, that's you. - Fifth!
That's me! The one that comes after fourth. Thanks, Super Numtum!
And now it's time for Dar Dar to save the night,
with our fantastic fourth act!
Prepare to be amazed as I jump not one,
not two,
not three or four,
but five, yes, five pineapples, in a row.
First, second, third, fourth, fifth!
Fifth? That's me!
Ta-daa!
I've not had this much fun since I was knee-high to a numpup!
Oh! Why do I bother? Here's the fifth act.
Fifth act? Oh, Humpty Do!
This is my moment to shine. Urgh.
What's wrong with Humpty Do?
Oh, the poor pup's forgotten the words to his song!
Oh, I'm sorry, termite treats, I've failed you.
I can't possibly win now.
Let's hear it for Humpty Do!
The star of the show!
- ALL: - Humpty Do! Humpty Do! Humpty Do! Yay!
Furry friends, we have a winner!
Humpty Do, you came first.
Humpty Do? That's You!
First? But I thought I was fifth.
- Not this time, champ. - Woo-hoo!
Mmmm! Num, num, num!