Cock-a-doodle-doo!
# Here come the Numtums
# They're furry and they're fun
# Here come the Numtums
# Let's start with number one
# Bendy Go
# Dar Dar
# Champer
# Gladdy
# Little Sandy
# Flinders
# Humpty Do
# Coogee
# Hobart
# Nimbin
# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
# nine, ten
# The Numtums. #
Wow! Oh, oh, ah! Oh, oh, argh!
I do hope Humpty Do loves our surprise
- we-totally-love-Humpty-Do party. - What's not to love?
- I've written him a poem. - And we've made decorations.
- And I've written him a poem. - And I've painted a picture of him.
- And I've written him a... - Ah! Oh! Oh! Argh!
- Quick! He's coming this way. - Ah! Too late. - Oh! Ooh, argh!
Oh, sorry about your easel, Nimbin. Oh, hi, everyone.
- Do you want to play? - Er, we've got to go. - Er, some urgent knitting.
- Er, not right now. - Oh, any other time. - Oh.
Can you keep Humpty Do busy while we get his secret party ready again?
- Use this to stay in touch. - Everyone's run away.
They think I'm clumsy. No-one wants to play with me.
- 'Keep Humpty Do busy.' I could play with you. - Oh, really?
- Oh, can we play hide-and-seek? - Mm. Do you play it with, er, sticks?
- No sticks. I hide. - Where's he gone? - Peekaboo! And you have to find me.
But first, you have to shut your eyes and count to ten while I hide.
- Shut my eyes? Now that I can do. One... - Hmm. Where to hide...
- Two... - I know! I'll hide behind this leaf.
- Flinders will never find me here. - Three...
It's just a teeny bit small.
Four...
- Oh, I'll hide behind Hobart. - Yodel-eh-ee!
- Oh, Hobart! - Yodel-eh-ee! - Five...
- Six... - Oh, oh! Where to hide? - Seven...
- Eight... - Ah, a tree. Perfect.
Nine...
Ten.
I'm coming to find you.
Yawn!
- Oh, Flinders will never find me here. - I'm still looking.
Yeah, I'm so good at hiding,
- I bet Flinders is looking everywhere for me. - I'm still looking... Zzzzzz!
Come in, Flinders.
I repeat, come in, Flinders.
Emergency!
Flinders is supposed to be keeping Humpty Do busy
- and he's fallen asleep. And the party isn't ready yet. - Don't worry.
Leave it to Larry.
Special delivery!
Wow! It's raining super Numtum comics!
How do you like my new hat, not-so-super Numtum?
- You're talking to a litter bin. - I'm over here. - Yeah, I knew that.
- What's today's naughty plan? - I'm glad you asked. Ha-ha ha!
These three duckies are called Dennis, Finley and Trixie,
and Trixie has a quack so deep and husky that with her
in my power, the world will crumble at her quack and become mine!
- The end. What do you think of that? - Which one is Trixie?
Trixie is the third duckie - easy to find for a clever koala.
- This will be fun to watch. - Why?
Well, first, you are NOT a clever koala.
- Second, you cannot count and... - Sixth?
Ha-ha! Not sixth. Third comes right after second.
SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY
And third, you can't see anything because of that giant hat.
You're trying to trick me. Third comes after first but before second.
- Why is no-one quaking at her quack? - Quack quack!
Why isn't the world mine?
Because third comes after second. First, second, third.
You've grabbed Findlay, the second ducky. I have Trixie.
What's that, Trixie?
You're moving to the country where your husky quack will do no harm?
- Does Findlay have any superpowers? - He can float on water.
Oh, pops-a-doodles!
Ha ha ha!
NIMBIN HUMS
I wonder what Nimbin is painting.
I shall crawl along this very thin branch to say hello. Hi, Nimbin.
What you doing? Wow, wow! Oooh!
- Er, can I see your painting? - That will be difficult. - Why?
Um, you're sitting on my easel again.
Is that the second time I've sat on your easel? Sorry, Nimbin.
Humpty is on the move. I repeat, Humpty is on the move. Over and out.
Humpty is on the move and we still need to keep him busy. Over and out.
- Over and out. - Over and out.
- Hello! - Move away, Humpty Do. Breakables alert.
Everyone thinks I break things... Oof! I wish I wasn't so clumsy.
- I want to be cool. - Did someone say cool? - I did! I did!
- Well, you've come to the right place. - I have? - Yes.
Billy and Larry's School of Cool.
So what do you teach at the School of Cool?
- We teach the three rules of Cool. - Oh! Oh! Goody goody gumnuts!
- And the second rule of Cool is... - Billy, can I have a word?
- First comes before second. Have you got that? - Yes.
- As I was saying, the first rule of Cool is the move. - Can I have a move?
It's over to our professor of moves and grooves.
- Ha-ha! Did someone order some Cool? - Oh - me, me, me, me, me! I did!
Look and learn, little Numper! Look and learn.
DISCO MUSIC
- Oh! Ha-ha! Do you think you can do that? - Yeah!
MUSIC SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS
Er, close enough.
- The... - Second. - The second rule of Cool is the voice.
- What's wrong with my voice? - What you need is a deep, husky voice.
- A husky voice? - Yeah, and I've got just the voice for you.
Rrrrrrrrrrr!
- Argh, argh, argh, argggggghhhhhhhh! - Arghhhhhh!
Rarghhhhh, rarrrrgggghh!
Is this a throat exercise?
No, I've just got a Termite Treat caught in my beak. Now we can start.
- Say something. - Whoopsie-doo! - Now, say it like this.
- (DEEP) - Whoopsie-doo.
- (DEEP) Whoopsie-doo. - Deeper.
- (DEEPER) Whoopsie-doo. - Deeper. - (DEEPER) Whoopsie-doo.
'Bing-bong! Could Humpty Do please come to the Tasty Termite.'
- I can show off my new cool image. - Wait a minute.
- We've taught Humpty the first rule of Cool. - The move.
- The second rule of Cool. - The voice. - But that still leaves the...
- The third rule of cool. - The look.
Everything's gone dark. Is it night already?
We have everything ready.
Oh, here he comes. Let's hide.
Wo-ho! Whoa! Oh, oh!
CRASH
- Whoopsie-doo! - Oh, what's the matter with your voice?
I wanted to become cool then everyone would want to play
- with me rather than running away. - We were only running away
because we were planning a we-love-Humpty-Do party.
- We made some decorations. - Oh, sorry.
And I painted you a picture.
- I'm sitting on your easel again. - For the third time!
But don't worry, the picture is safe.
Wow! I love it.
And now, best of all, time for the poem that I wrote you.
It took me days and days and days.
"You're not a tiny shrew or a big gnu,
"An elephant, skunk or kangaroo
"but our very own perfect Humpty Do and we love you!
We love you. Yeah!
Oh, thanks, everyone.
Well, we do love you, Humpty Do, and in my book,
that means...
- ALL: - Termite Treats all round.
Mmm! Termite Treats! Oh, yes!
Yeah!