隐身且不说话的新主角登场
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译 & 校对: 大宋@閗帮主 白雲滄狗 佐佐 后期 & 压制 & 发布: SuperBrother 盖罗
好消息 各位 Good news, everyone!
嗯? 好消息是什么? Well? What is it?
什么是什么? What is what?
哦 是了 Oh! Right!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我们要运送这个神秘的木箱到皮波α星 We'll be delivering this mysterious crate to peebles alpha.
皮波α星? Peebles alpha?
那个黑帮 恶棍 骗子之星? The planet of gangs, thugs and hustlers?
我们走 我们走 我们走 Ooh! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
等一下 如果我们要给罪犯送快递 Hang on. If we're delivering a package to criminals,
我想知道里面是什么 I want to know what's in it.
我什么都不知道 Leela I have no idea, Leela.
但我会告诉你他们是怎么跟我说的 But I'll tell you the same thing they told me:
别再问个没完了 老头子 Stop asking questions, old man,
顺手多给你五千块 And we'll slip you an extra five grand
你的船员就不必知道了 That your crew doesn't need to know about.
听清楚了 Now, listen carefully.
这个星球由两个相互争斗的帮派控制 This planet is controlled by two rival gangs--
尖刀帮和渣滓帮 The blips and the cruds.
可以通过颜色来区分他们 红色和蓝色 You can tell them apart by their colors-- red and blue.
哪一帮是红色 哪一帮是蓝色? Which gang's red, and which gang's blue?
都有 Both!
快递要送给尖刀帮 The delivery is going to the blips,
所以见到他们时 So when you meet them,
你们会希望穿上这种衣服 You'll want to be wearing these jerseys.
而不是这种 Not these jerseys.
因为如果穿这种 你们会被当即杀死的 'cause if you're wearing these, you'll be killed on the spot.
好了 拿好你们的衣服 Okay, here are your jerseys.
不 等下 是这个 No, wait. Here.
不 等等... No. Wait...
还有别的人觉得这次送货很可疑吗? Does anyone else find this delivery suspicious?
没有 他太蠢了 而我根本不关心 Nope. He's too dumb, and I don't care.
我很聪明 而且非常关心 Well, I'm smart, and I care too much.
我想知道箱子里到底是什么 I want to know what's in that crate.
但人家不许咱打开它呀 But we're not allowed to open it!
我知道啦 去给我找根撬棍 I know that! Go get me a crowbar.
请用我的 Please, use mine.
我需要它 是以防... I just need it in case, uh,
Fry把他的头卡在蜂蜜罐里 Fry gets his head stuck in a pot of honey.
就在此时 And in the meantime,
如果我正巧撞到了这个箱子 打开了它 哎呀 if I should happen to bump into the crate and open it... Whoopsie!
嘿 Leela Hey, Leela,
Fry把他的头卡在蜂蜜罐里了 Fry got his head stuck in a pot of honey!
麻烦了 Oh, bother.
我正忙着呢 Not now!
里面啥? 酒? 烟? 枪? What is it? Alcohol? Tobacco? Firearms?
是枪 Firearms!
那正是我内心所秘密期望的 That's the one I was secretly hoping for.
我对大部分暴力没有意见 但讨厌帮派暴力 I'm okay with most kinds of violence, but not gang violence.
在送达这些武器之前 Before we deliver these weapons,
我们要把它们破坏掉 这样就没法用了 We're going to disable them so they can never be used.
Bender 把枪管掰弯 Bender, bend the barrels.
但我喜欢枪啊 But I love guns!
那就假装它们是人类的小脖子 Then pretend they're little human necks.
什么? 我来解决它们 What?! Let me at 'em!
即将上演: 纵火
好多飞船都在这个星球被偷了 A lot of ships get stolen on this planet,
所以Bender 你留在这儿看守 So, bender, stay here and stand guard.
好的 希望我再也不用见到你们了 Okay. I hope I never see you again.
欢迎造访风景优美的底特律
我不喜欢这个帮派横行的街区的样子 Uh, I don't like the looks of this gang-infested neighborhood.
这里可能会有蜘蛛 There might be spiders!
我们一定是转错弯了 We must have made a wrong turn.
按理说现在应该到尖刀帮地盘了 We should have reached blip turf by now.
你是说我们已经走出尖刀区了? You think we walked straight out of blipton?
等下 那儿有尖刀帮的人 Wait, there's some blips.
不是尖刀帮的 是渣滓帮 Those aren't blips! They're cruds!
他们的红色在左边 They have the red on the left.
不要啊 那我们怎么办? Oh, no! What should we do?
Leela 没时间给我展示你的胸部了 Leela, this is no time to show me your boobs!
把你的衣服里外反穿 Turn your jersey inside out.
再给我展示一遍吧 Oh. Show me again.
哟 你们来我们地盘干嘛? Yo, what you doing on our turf?
冷静 兄弟 没事 我们是渣滓帮的 Chill, dawg. Ain't no thang. We cruds.
我们是尖刀帮的 我们在这儿 Well, we blips, and we over here.
因为这个路口有盲区 我们就放了个镜子 We put up that mirror 'cause this is a blind intersection.
它极大减少了事故的数量 It's considerably reduced the number of accidents.
但并不会影响凶杀率 It don't do nothing for the murder rate, though.
现在赶紧跪下 哥要崩烂你们渣滓帮的脑花 Now get down on your knees so we can blow your crud brains out!
Leela 还记得我们曾经聊过 Um, Leela, remember when we were trying to guess
如果有人拿枪指着我的脸会发生什么 What would happen if someone stuck a gun in my face,
你说我可能会拉一裤子吗? And you said I'd probably crap my pants?
- 那个 - 打扰了 先生? - Well... - Excuse me, sir?
我们其实既非尖刀也非渣滓 We're not actually blips or cruds.
我们是送快递的 来送这个箱子 We're delivery people, here to deliver this crate.
所以如果一切正常的话 So if everything seems to be in order,
我们马上就走 好吗? We'll be on our way, a'ight?
一点也不好 Oh, it's far from a'ight.
先别动手 Now, hold up!
没事的 好吗? It's a'ight, all right?
是渣滓帮的人 他手里有枪 It's a crud, and he's got a gun!
哟 你丫刚开枪打了镜子里的自己 Yo, you just shot your own reflection in the mirror.
我这是自卫 It was self-defense.
我们是渣滓帮 我们在这儿 We are the cruds, but we're over here.
不要开枪 这箱子是我们送的礼物 And don't shoot. That crate is a gift from us.
什么?! What?!
真的? For real?
如今街头暴力泛滥 There's been enough violence on these streets.
太多的生命和镜子被打碎了 Too many lives and mirrors have been shattered.
所以 哟 我们送你们一箱武器作为信任的象征 So, yo, we sent you a crate of weapons as a sign of trust.
联起手 我们可以用它们 Together, we can use them
打击我们街头的真正敌人 To rid our streets of the real enemy:
- 大蜘蛛 - 我就知道 - Giant spiders. - I knew it!
老兄 这可真有诚意 Man, that's a nice gesture.
我们接受你们的和平建议 We accept your offer of peace.
咱们来看看这些精良武器 Let's just have a look at these top-quality weapons.
我拿那个无辜路人甲试试枪 I'll test it out on that innocent bystander.
哟 你丫又打中自己了 Yo, you just shot yourself again!
这是诡计 灭了他们 It's a trick! Get 'em!
听好 咱们就一致认为帮派暴力 Look, let's just agree that gang violence
是一个棘手的重点难题 Is an important issue with no easy answers.
好 Okay.
不管怎样 飞船还在 什么也没丢 Anyway, the ship's still here. And nothing was stolen.
丢东西了 Yeah it was!
我被偷得一干二净 I got bot-jacked!
就剩一根雪茄了 All I have left is my cigar.
等等... Wait...
除了眼睛和嘴 剩下的都被他们偷了 They stole everything except my mouth and eyes.
大概他们不喜欢我一直嚎叫挤眉弄眼吧 I guess they didn't like all my screaming and winking.
很幸运Bender安装有追踪软件 It's just lucky bender had a rojack installed.
等我启动软件 警察就能找到他了 When I activate it, the police should be able to locate him.
定位中... 定位中... Locating... Locating...
定位完成 Located.
这是个机器人拆解作坊 It's a robot chop shop.
这真是原始的罪孽啊 That's some primordial evil.
这老家伙购入赃物机器人进行拆解 This skell here buys stolen robots, strips 'em down,
再将零件销往全银河系 And sells the parts all over the galaxy.
好了 我从Bender的追踪软件上得到信号了 Okay, I'm getting a signal from Bender's rojack.
错了 只是一块垃圾 Naw, it's just a piece of junk.
那可不是垃圾 是Bender的脑袋 That's not junk! That's bender's head!
我的脑袋?! 快把我装回去 My head?! Slap me upside it!
温馨甜蜜的脑袋 Ah, home, sweet head.
这就完了? 剩下的部分呢? That's it? Where's the rest of him?
剩下的都卖了 All other parts sold.
不过我有买家名单 But I have list of buyers.
你们撤销指控 我就交出来 You drop charges, I give you list.
白费劲 公平正义可不是这个样子的 No dice. Justice don't work that way.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
要是给这位好心警官换个大号机器脑袋呢? What if I throw in giant robot head for nice officer?
谢谢您的帮助 警官 Thanks for all your help, officer!
乐意之极 My pleasure.
天 Bender 你身上零件还真多 Boy, bender, you sure were chock full of parts.
我都不知道你还有悬挂系统 I didn't even know you had a wishbone.
我有很多神奇的东西呢 I had a lot of magic things.
却再也不能都找回来了 And we'll never get them all back.
当然能找回来 Oh, sure we will.
只要我们的命够长 If we live a really long time.
咱开找吧 Let's get started.
银河大市场 新品到货
头戴袜子
两元野兽 两元性用品小铺
人类小鸡鸡
快请进 快请进 Come in, come in.
关上门 你们把淫气都放出去了 Close the door. You're letting the smut out.
好了 伙计 All right, buddy.
我们知道你购买了一件赃物 We know for a fact that you received a stolen item.
我体内极其敏感的一个部位 A certain sensitive part of my anatomy.
啥 你是说你的天线? What, you mean your antenna?
注意你的用词 Shh! Watch your language.
这里又不是教堂 女士 This ain't a church, lady.
逃税时候另说 Except for tax purposes.
总之 我帮不了你 Anyway, I can't help you.
我的一位顾客已经把你朋友的天线买走了 One of my customers already bought your friend's antenna.
不好意思 是"长又硬" Oh, excuse me-- robo-dong.
谁? 能告诉我们他名字么? Who was it? Can you give us a name?
当然不能 Certainly not.
我从不出卖主顾的隐私 I could never betray a customer's privacy.
顶多给你们一张我马桶摄像机偷拍的他的裸照 All I can give you is this naked picture of him taken from my toilet cam.
我就直入主题了 议员先生 I'll get right to the point, senator.
你买了我朋友的... You purchased our friend's...
...天线 ...Antenna.
我们想要回来 We'd like it back.
你们拿回去咯 我用完了 You may have it. I'm through with it.
它做到了所有人能够想得到的事情 It has done everything and everyone imaginable.
你可能得消消毒 You may want to get it disinfected.
没问题 Can do.
火星大学 一颗充满活力的大脑才是极大的浪费
不好意思 哥们 我得没收你们的酒桶 Sorry, guys, I'm gonna have to confiscate your keg.
那是我的身体 It's my body.
行行好 Bender Oh, come on, Bender!
你就不能等它空了么? Can you at least wait till it's empty?
很合理 Fry 喂我啤酒 Fair enough. Fry, beer me.
空咯 It's empty!
找回40%了 宝贝儿 I'm 40% back, baby!
钾长石女王号
不好意思 这对机械手臂净给我带来好运了 Sorry, But these robot arms have brought me nothing but luck...
牌桌好运... With the cards...
还有美女 And with the ladies.
先生 sir!
但那是我的手臂 But those are my arms!
真恶心 你在出老千 That's gropey, and that's cheaty.
老千?! Cheaty?!
好了 先生们 相信我们可以... Now, gentlemen, I'm sure we can...
好吧 那么我就带着我的战利品先走... Well, then, I'll just collect my winnings and be on my...
十分感谢 Much obliged.
圣希望机器孤儿慈善医院
好了 Tinny 你的双腿移植已经成功了 All right, Tinny, your double leg transplant is complete.
要不要下床试试怎样呢? What do you say you give 'em a try?
真是个奇迹 我能走路了 It's a miracle! I can walk!
终于告别拐杖了 No more crutch or withered leg!
现在一定会有人收养我了 Someone's sure to adopt me now!
Bender 我猜你不会把腿要回来了吧 Well, Bender, I guess you won't be getting your legs back.
你的牺牲会让一个天真无邪的孩子过上充实快乐的生活 But your sacrifice will let an innocent child live a full and happy life.
抱歉 你刚才说什么? I'm sorry. You were saying something?
悲剧 Oh, crumb.
看来我还是得用平板车 I guess it's back to the cart for me.
平板车不错嘛 Ooh, nice cart.
嘿 这玩意儿滑着还挺顺溜 Hey, this thing's pretty smooth.
但我还是更喜欢走路 Eh, but I still prefer walking.
我们做到了 把Bender的部件都找回来了 Well, we did it-- we got all bender's parts back.
你又错了 Fry Wrong as always, fry!
我还缺全身最闪亮的金属部件 I'm still missing the shiniest metal piece of all.
甲状腺? Your thyroid?
不是 我说的是我的屁股 No! I'm talking about my ass!
我都不知道你居然有屁股 Huh. I never even knew you had an ass.
据上面所写 According to this,
它在"南街航空港"被货船运走了 It shipped out on a freighter from south street spaceport.
货运处
对的 我记得那屁股 Oh, yes, I remember that ass.
我看看... Let's see...
天呐 不 Oh, god, no!
它在浮井号上 It was on board the Floatwell!
那艘在可怕太空风暴中沉没的船吗? The ship that sank in that horrible space storm?
是的 我想你朋友的臀部已经永久消失在萨加索海海底了 Yes. I'm afraid your friend's derriere is lost forever in the depths of the Sargaseous Sea.
我的屁股 My ass!
我一生的挚爱 Sweet love of my life!
还有数百人也丧生了 Several hundred people died, too,
包括我的妻子 Including my wife.
我的屁股 My ass!
抱歉 伙计 I'm sorry, buddy.
要不我们给你装一个新的 Maybe we can get you a new one.
不要 Never!
我的屁股是我的灵魂伴侣 My ass is my soul mate.
它甚至有自己的腚脑 It even has its own hind-brain.
真的? 你的屁股能思考? Really? Your butt can think?
不能 但它能感觉 No. But it can feel.
现在 它的腚心都碎了 And right now, it's hind-heartbroken!
和我一样 Just like me!
哇 Bender Wow, Bender,
它对你真的很重要 对吗? This is really important to you, isn't it?
嗯 Uh-huh.
那好 我们要找到那艘遇难船 Okay, we're gonna find that shipwreck
把你的屁股安回来 And get you your backside back.
好 我们走 Okay, let's go.
运输Bender屁屁的船 The ship carrying bender's heinie
沉没在萨加索海危险的气体之中 sank in the treacherous gases Of the Sargaseous Sea.
一旦找到那艘沉船... Once we locate the wreck...
小行星 Asteroids!
该死的星际迷雾 Curse this interstellar fog.
为什么这里没有灯塔指引我们避开岩石? Why isn't there a lighthouse to guide us away from the rocks?
我不知道 但小心那座灯塔 I don't know, but look out for that lighthouse!
你们还活着 是不? So you're alive, are ye?
我想你们都想留着你们的补牙材料了 I suppose you'll be wanting to keep your tooth fillin's.
受伤没? Are ye hurt?
没 但我们需要一个抱抱 No, but we could use a hug.
最好快进来 Better come inside then.
我叫Tarquin Name's Tarquin.
独自在这里看护灯塔已记不清有多长时间了 Been alone here tending this light, longer'n I can remember.
那是我的速食汤 That'll be my cup-a-soup.
已记不清微波了多长时间了 It's been microwavin' longer'n I can remember.
这里真是危险的海岸 This is a dangerous coast.
我们看到你灯塔时已经太晚了 We didn't see your light until it was too late.
没有光线能穿透这恶魔般的雾霭 No beam can pierce that devilish mist.
海难太常见了 Shipwrecks be so common,
我靠着冲上岸的东西就能赚不少 I make a good livin' out of whatever washes ashore.
我曾经发现过一整群的蓝人 Found me a whole blue man group once.
所以你有两份工作? So you have two jobs?
不止 我还用探海球打捞沉船 More. I also salvage the wrecks with my bathysphere,
还是个屠夫 And I'm a butcher,
如果你喜欢蓝肉的话 If you like blue meat.
听上去不错 但关于那个探海球 Sounds good, but about that bathysphere--
我们想打捞一艘沉没的货船 We want to salvage a cargo ship that sank
船上有这个机器人的臀部 Carrying this robot's rear end.
好 我会帮你们 但战利品要切我一块 Aye, I'll help ye for a cut of the booty.
你说要在战利品上切一块... Now, when you say a cut of the booty...
我说我要拿一部分你们所发现货物的价值 I mean a percentage of the value of the recovered goods.
现在去休息一下吧 Now be gettin' some rest.
黎明开始打捞 The booty call is at daybreak.
浮井号
听起来是被独眼死尸吓尿了吧 Those sound like one-eyed corpse screams.
我也好想下去刺激一下 Oh, I wish I was down there with ye.
让我们铭记这艘遇难船... Let's not forget that this shipwreck
也是这位勇敢船长最后的安栖之所 is also the final resting place of this brave captain.
下赌注吧 Place your bets.
结约之柜 | 金羊毛
圣杯
电影《泰坦尼克号》中的珠宝
就是它 我肯定 一看箱上这字我就知道 that's it. I'm sure! I can tell by the words on the crate!
掰弯机器人臀部
我的小亲亲 Oh, my beloved.
有你 我圆满了 You complete me.
快回灯塔 风暴又在酝酿了 Hurry on inside now. Storm's a-brewin'.
我能从气象台手机应用感应到 I can feel it in my weather channel app.
不多久 大海将向岸岩咆哮出死亡之号 Soon the sea will be belchin' her dead upon the shore.
除非你们喜欢抽风 出去找死 If ye like your shoes unmatched and with feet still in 'em,
那么就请便 This is your night.
没法让灯塔再亮一点了吗? Can't you make the beacon any brighter?
没法 此乃已知宇宙之中最明亮的东西了 Nay, 'tis already the brightest object in the known universe,
尽管如此 这种暴风雨天气也只能照明3英尺 And even so, it can't be seen three feet away in a storm like this.
我觉得我们离岩石很近 I thought we were near the rocks,
不过反正没看见灯塔 But I don't see the lighthouse,
所以一切正常 大伙放轻松 So everything is fine and we can relax.
全体船员集合 All hands on deck
鸡尾酒的一种
喝点莫吉托 For mojitos.
重要的是 我找回最后一块零件了 The important thing is I got my final piece back.
嘿 Fry 帮我拍一张自咬金腚的照片 Hey, Fry, take a picture of me biting my own shiny metal ass.
荣幸之至 I'd be honored.
你添薄荷巧夺天工 Alejandro You muddled the mint well, Alejandro.
灯塔 The lighthouse!
紧前边儿 Dead ahead!
我肯定Bender的屁股很累了 Well, I'm sure Bender's fanny is tired.
等这风暴一过去 我们就启程回去 As soon as this storm passes, let's be on our way.
萨加索灯塔站 Sargaseous lighthouse,
我是迈阿密轮船的Muy Caliente This is the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente.
感谢贵站璀璨的灯塔照明 Thank you for your glorious beacon.
救了我们的命 也救了我们的周六狂欢夜 It saved our lives and our Saturday night.
西班牙语
再见 Adios.
你这屁股盘子 Your aft-plate.
强烈闪光救了一整艘南海滩水兵的命 Its fiery gleam saved a ship full of south beach swabbies.
我确实每天都剖光 Well, I do polish it every day,
睡觉还会穿麂皮纸尿裤 And I sleep in a chamois diaper.
这玩意反光能力比灯塔上的反光镜好使一百倍 It's a hundred times more reflective than the mirror in my beacon.
可否容我把它留在灯塔? Might I keep it for the lighthouse?
啥?! 没门 What?! No!
可Bender 你的屁股能救活人啊 But, Bender, your buttocks could save lives.
我恨活人 I hate lives!
那可是水手的命啊 Bender These are sailors' lives, Bender.
美俚有curse like a sailor之说 指人频繁诅咒
想想千秋万代的后人要逃过多少诅咒啊 Think of the untold cursing that would be lost to future generations.
你看得下去么? Could you live with that?
答案你知道的 你个卑鄙的混蛋 You know the answer, you scurvy bastard!
或许过去我很自私 把屁股妥妥藏起来 Maybe I have been selfish, hiding my ass under a bushel.
但又或许一如所有伟人 我的屁股受此天命 Perhaps, like all great men, my ass has a destiny,
若真如此 And if it does,
我又怎能从中阻拦 I can't stand in its way.
鲸脂油
Bender 来这边嘛 Bender, come join us.
希区柯克执导电影
我们在看《后窗》呢 We're watching Rear Window.
我以前常把后屁股探出窗外 I used to stick my rear out the window.
VH1电视台纪录节目 每期讲述一位音乐人
要是你喜欢 咱也可以看《音乐背后的故事》 If you prefer, we could watch Behind the Music.
我的屁股过去也会唱歌 My behind used to make music.
1991年动作电影
《烈火雄心》开始咯 Backdraft is on.
我屁股都懒得看那烂电影 Even my ass wouldn't watch that.
Bender 我为你做出的牺牲感到骄傲 Bender, I'm proud of you for the sacrifice you made.
努力找寻点慰藉吧 想想在遥远的远方 Try and find solace in the fact that somewhere out there,
你的屁股正在发光发热 Your keister is doing good.
我闪亮的朋友 你寻欢作乐的日子虽已结束 Well, my shiny friend, yer days of carousin' are over.
但这无穷尽的单调旋转之夜也才拉开了序幕 But yer nights of endless, monotonous rotatin' have just begun.
话说我给你朗读一段圣经美文... Now what say I read you a nice passage from the scripture
帮你忘掉前主如何? to help you forget yer old master?
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他用橄榄木作两个基路伯 各高十肘 安在内殿 "In the sanctuary, he made two cherubim of olive-wood, each ten cubits high.
不 Oh, no!
重力井: 由于天体的重力而形成的井状旋涡
咱儿子Johnny掉重力井里了 Our son Johnny fell down the gravity well!
谢谢你 屁屁 Thank you, assie.
Bender? Bender?
有人找你 It's for you.
屁屁? Assie?
好屁屁 你回家来了 Oh, assie, you came home!
你回家来了 You came home.
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