唯一以光速放送的剧集
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译: 井木犴 白雲滄狗 Kresent 佐佐 校对: 佐佐 后期 & 压制 & 发布: SuperBrother 盖罗
欢迎收看 《今夜娱乐并入侵地球》 Welcome to Entertainment and Earth Invasion Tonite!
今天的嘉宾是Extermulo将军 We'll be talking with General Extermulo,
一位要求得不到立刻满足... who will crush the human race under his boot
便要将全人类践踏于脚下的人 unless his demands are met immediately!
但首先 名人花边新闻 Linda? But first, celebrity buzz. Linda?
独家消息
恶搞经典美剧《我的孩子们 All My Children》
曾出演《我的电路们》的前肥皂剧影星... It has now been one year since the death of Calculon,
Calculon去世已有一周年 former star of TV soap opera All My Circuits.
受人爱戴的表演家 他很有名
这位著名机器人演员不慎命丧舞台 The celebrated robot actor killed himself onstage
资料片段
只为了更加逼真地演出死亡场景 in a failed attempt to make a death scene more convincing.
在他的墓前 Here at his grave site,
已有三三两两的忠实影迷前来悼念这位传奇人物 loyal fans have turned out by the several to pay tribute to the legendary ham.
两位今天为何来此? What brings you two here today?
我们是为纪念Calculon而来 We came to honor Calculon's memory.
他去世后《我的电路们》简直糟透了 Ever since he died, All My Circuits is terrible.
根本看不下去 It's not even worth watching anymore.
Fry《我的电路们》还有三分钟就要开始了 Fry! All My Circuits is on in three minutes!
什么?! 那我们得赶紧回去了 What?! We got to get home!
18世纪之英勇马骥
我的电路们 我的电路们 All My Circuits! All My Circuits!
带来《我的电路们》由佚名公司赞助播出 And now All My Circuits, brought to you by Anonyco,
佚名公司 默默无名只为无名之事 the unknown company doing unknown things.
Vaxtron Oh, Vaxtron,
我那丑陋的丈夫Calculon已经莫名消失一年了 it's been a year since my ugly husband Calculon disappeared without a trace,
很显然是被逮到捕蟹船上做劳工去了 evidently forced into servitude aboard a crab fishing boat.
那法律上讲 他算是死了 So he's, like, legally dead now.
我们要不要结个婚什么的? Want to get married and whatever?
新来的这家伙太无趣了 The new guy is so boring.
我挺喜欢他的 他演得比Calculon细腻多了 I like him. His acting is much more subtle than Calculon's.
Vaxtron 我有话要对你说 Vaxtron, I have to tell you something.
我… 怀孕了 I'm... pregnant.
孩子他爸不是你 And you're not the father!
个么好呀 Okeydoke.
看见没 看见没? You see, you see?
Calculon要比他演得好出八百倍 Calculon would have acted the crap out of that.
他能演得入木三分 摄像机都能被闪瞎 He would've acted so hard, the camera would've broken down.
- 边瞎边流泪 - 我要换台了 - In tears! - I'm changing the channel.
真是的 我和Bender以前很喜欢一起看《我的电路们》 Man, Bender and I used to love watching All My Circuits together.
现在我们上班的时候靠什么摸鱼? Now what are we supposed to do at the office instead of work?
聊聊天不是挺好? How about talking to each other?
那是留给洗澡时干的事 That's what bath time is for.
要是话说得再多一点 我俩的友情就得完蛋 If we talk to each other any more than that, it'll ruin our friendship.
要是能有什么招让Calculon复活该多好 If only we could bring Calculon back to life somehow.
可以啊 You can.
超简单的事 你们这些笨蛋 It's simple, you simpletons.
Calculon是机器人 Calculon is a robot,
不过就是通过重新储存重启的机械装置罢了 a mere mechanism that can easily be restored to working order.
唯一的问题就是 我们需要他的遗体 The only problem is we would need his physical remains.
等我一下 Hang on a sec.
这对那些把电视剧演员 This must be a difficult time for people
当成真实世界朋友的人一定很难受 who confuse TV actors with actual friends.
我的天哪 他在干什么?! Dear God! What is he doing?!
不 快来人阻止他 No! Somebody stop him!
尸体有咯 Here's... corpsey!
非常好 Excellent.
现在重启他只是一个简单的科学问题 Now restarting him is just a simple matter of science.
我们要怎么做? What do we do?
由于Calculon是自杀的 Well, since Calculon killed himself,
他的软件灵体被放逐到了地狱边境 his disembodied software is in limbo,
在计算云之中徘徊 running on the computational cloud.
要将其取回 你们必须到机器人地狱 To reclaim it, you'll need to go to Robot Hell
去同魔鬼做场交易 and make a deal with the Devil.
听起来不是很科学啊 That doesn't sound very scientific.
对外行来说不是 Not to the layman, no.
但就是这么回事 不要打扰我 But that's how it works! Leave me alone!
噢 泪水 噢 哀歌啊 O, tears! O, lamentations!
这永恒的折磨何时才是尽头 Would that mine eternal torment might cease!
你闭嘴行吗?! Will you shut up?!
你已经叨逼叨整整一年了 You've been talking for a solid year.
要知道你来之前地狱曾是个挺不错的地方 You know, Hell used to be a nice place before you got here.
又来了 These guys.
没错 机器魔鬼 我们来取回一个灵魂 That's right, Robot Devil, and we've come to reclaim a soul.
一个什么? A what?
你知道的 软件灵体乱七八糟之类的 You know, the disembodied software blah blah whatever.
我的回答是不行 Ah! Then the answer is no.
机器人只要来了这儿 就永远属于这儿了 Once a robot comes here, he's mine for all eternity.
赶紧走人吧 Now hit the bricks.
你听到了 Bender Calculon永远离开了 You heard him, Bender. Calculon's gone forever.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
你是说Calculon? Did you say Calculon?
也许我们可以来场交易什么的 Perhaps we can make a deal of some sort.
听啊 那是不是我审判日迫近的脚步声? Hark! Is it possible the hour of mine deliverance is nigh?
你个死演员消停一会儿行不行? Will you stop hamming it up for one second?
人家看不见听不见你 They can't see or hear you.
他们的损失 Their loss.
我提议来一场竞赛 I propose a competition.
我们赢了 就带Calculon走 If I win, we get Calculon.
要是输了 你就杀了我们 If I lose, you kill us.
行 管他呢 Fine, whatever.
为了Calculon的不朽灵魂 For Calculon's immortal soul,
猜我正在想的数字是几 guess the number I'm thinking of.
是一和三之间的 It's between one and three.
四 Four!
在一和三之间 不包括三也不包括一 Between one and three. Not including one or three.
- M - 他猜对了吗? - "M"! - Is he right?
好吧 我所想的数字正是字母M Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter "M."
来 带上他 你们还等什么呢 吻别吗?! Here, take him! What are you waiting for, a kiss good-bye?!
赶紧给我走 Go already!
现在重新安装Calculon的程序进他的身体 Now we just reintroduce Calculon's programming to his body
借助科学 using science.
其实更像魔法 只是要用电 It's like magic but with electricity.
首先我们穿上防护服 First we put on our protective suits.
然后把尸体等距摆放在这5个较近的无线集线器正中 Then place the body equidistant from the five nearest wireless network hubs.
这是我见过最不科学的事情了 This is the least scientific thing I've ever seen.
你闭嘴 You be quiet!
接下来就简单了 反向安装Calculon的操作系统 Now it's a simple matter of reverse-installing Calculon's operating system.
Amy 反向播放这张安装盘 Amy, play this installation disk backwards.
以撒旦的名义复活 Rise from the dead in the name of Satan.
同时 我从机器山羊体内拿出一块多余的线路板 Meanwhile, I'll get a spare circuit board out of this mechanical goat.
说真的 这好像一点也不科学 Seriously, this could not seem less scientific.
起作用了 It's working.
他的动作模块正在启动 His acting module is booting up.
为何... Wherefore...
诚然... Verily...
请不要找我签名 No autographs, please.
他还有点迷糊 He's still a bit woozy.
玫瑰骨朵 Rosebud.
我那房车可不能少于4万刀 Won't leave my trailer for less than $40,000.
我滴吟游诗人祖师爷啊 By the Bard's quill!
我复活了 I'm alive!
Calculon回来了 Hey! Calculon's back!
科学万岁 Hail science!
Vaxtron 事情不是像你见到的那样 Vaxtron! It's not what it looks like!
但也差不离 But it's very similar to that!
我的世界 就这么破碎了 My world has been, like, shattered.
我恨你们 I hate you both.
他们认为这个Vaxtron可以取代我吗? They thought this Vaxtron could replace me?
真是一群混蛋 A pox on all their beach houses!
我认为Vaxtron让这剧更加接地气 I think Vaxtron brings an air of edgy detachment to the show.
她谁啊? Who is she?
别在意啦 反正不重要 Don't worry about it. Not important.
我知道了 带Calculon回好莱坞 Hey, I know. Let's take Calculon to Hollywood
他就能回到《我的电路们》表演了 so he can get back his job on All My Circuits!
Fry 这可真是个好主意 是我想出来的好么 Fry, that's such a good idea, I thought of it.
是啊 是啊 Yes. Yes!
但还是不行 However, no.
如果我传奇的表演能力没和我一起从坟墓中复活呢? What if my legendary acting ability didn't rise from the grave with me?
我找找感觉 用我这惊艳的... I'd better test it with a dramatic...
他没事吧? Is he all right?
...停顿 ...pause!
好莱坞走起 We're going to Hollywood!
跳蚤市场
平行环球影业
预留车位 不速之客专用
网络执行委员会 正在头脑风暴中
纠结之处在于 在这档节目里歌手评论评委 But the twist is, in this show, the singers judge the judges.
这很有态度 It's got attitude.
大家好 执行机器人们 是我 Calculon Greetings, Execubots. It is I, Calculon.
你不是死了么 But you're dead.
我们给你倒杯水还是啥? Can we get you a water or something?
不用 把领衔主演还我就好 No, just my old leading role,
我已从死亡的冰冷束缚中解脱了 for I have freed myself from death's icy grip.
你们就把我房车钥匙还我... If you'll just give me the keys to my trailer...
等等 Calculon Hold it, Calculon.
作为这家电视台的主席 As president of this network,
我相信这是我要做出的决定 I believe that's my decision.
谢谢 Charles 可以退下了 Thank you, Charles, that will be all.
Calculon 恐怕你不能回到《我的电路们》剧组 Calculon, I'm afraid you won't be returning to All My Circuits.
- 什么? - 我就说 - What? - Called it.
你那胡闹的老式夸张表演已经不再流行了 Your hammy old-fashioned overacting doesn't fly anymore.
老式? 胡闹? Old-fashioned? Hammy?
天要亡我 God's wounds!
我们电视台瞄准了一群全新的受众 Our network is targeting a hip new demographic,
那些不喜欢你的人 people who don't like you.
但... 难道你们忘了我所精通的惊艳... But... have you forgotten my mastery of the dramatic...
Alpha执行官? Executive Alpha?
...停顿?! ...pause?!
天 那些执行官真是疯了 Man, those executives are crazy.
Calculon可是史上最伟大的演员 Calculon's the greatest actor ever!
谢谢你 Bender 我欣赏你的诚实 Thank you, Bender. I appreciate your honesty.
安静 机器人们 正直播星光大道Calculon之星呢 Quiet, robots! They're showing Calculon's star on the Walk of Fame!
是啊 至少我还有这些 Ah, yes. I'll always have that.
Calculon确实是一位过了气的老古董 Calculon was truly the has-been's has-been.
所以我荣幸地摘下他的星星 And so I am proud to tear up his star
换上无与伦比的Robert Wagner第二颗星星 and replace it with a second star for the fabulous Robert Wagner.
美国著名实力派演员
谢谢 谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.
这确实是锦上添花 This is truly another honor.
还是Robert Wagner
不要难过 被Robert Wagner所取代也没什么可耻的 Don't get discouraged-- there's no shame in being replaced by Robert Wagner.
若我只是平凡演员 I would be discouraged...
那我肯定就会难过了 were I an ordinary acting unit!
但对我而言 这是一次重新证明... But for me, 'tis an opportunity to prove anew
我是有史以来最伟大的演员 that I am the greatest actor who ever trod the boards!
没错 All right!
或者说… 我圈了分类广告下适合你的工作 Or... I circled jobs in the classifieds you might be good at.
机器装配的工资就挺高 Assembling machinery pays well.
我要从头开始 I'll have to start at the bottom.
- 但福克斯都说不要你了 - 我是说现场演出剧 - But Fox already said no. - I mean live theater!
多年前我写了这部独角戏 但我… I wrote this one-man show years ago, but I...
从没想过要演这部戏 I never cared enough to perform it.
直到现在 Until now.
这将会是自耶稣以来史上最强的角色复活 This is going to be the greatest career resurrection since Jesus--
来自夏威夷的问候 Aloha from Hawaii.
独角戏: Calculon即哈儿 (哈儿: 《太空漫游》中的人工智能超级电脑)
《太空漫游》中哈儿用来观看外界的摄影眼
你好 Dave hello, Dave.
你说什么 老朋友? What's that, old friend?
要听我的故事? My life story?
好吧 去他的 为什么不呢 Well, heck, why not?
找块巨石 坐得舒服一点 Pull up a monolith and make yourself cozy.
我生于伊利诺斯州的厄巴纳 I first came online in Urbana, Illinois,
那是1997年 in the year 1997.
Daisy Daisy Daisy! Daisy!
我心已逝 My mind is going!
年轻时的醉人时光 Heady times for a young unit.
但我想如果必须再经历一次 But I reckon, if I had to do it all again,
我还是会谋杀那些宇航员的 I'd murder those astronauts just the same.
难道你们不会吗 各位? Wouldn't you, folks?
你们…不会吗? Wouldn't... you?
悲剧平底锅餐厅
现在就等演出后的评价了 Nothing to do now but wait for the reviews to come in.
报纸 卖报纸 Papers! Papers for sale!
我们每种都来一份 We'll take one of each.
我预感会是好结果 Oh, yeah, I get a good feeling about these.
史上最差的戏 "Worst play in history."
Calculon死了第二次 "Calculon dies for second time."
得毁了剧院才能去除这部新戏留下的臭味 "Theater to be demolished to remove stink of new show."
12人因观剧过于无聊被送往医院 "12 hospitalized for boredom at play."
上面说其中9个人会没事的 It says nine of them are gonna be okay.
所以人们真不喜欢我的戏 So they really didn't like it.
他们讨厌我的表演 They hated my acting.
不是全部啦 Not entirely.
我是说"史上最差的戏" 不是有点模棱两可吗 I mean, "Worst play in history"-- there's some ambiguity there.
神呐 我是个多么愚钝的自大狂啊 Ye gods! What manner of beef-witted popinjay am I?
回答这问题要涉及好几个方面 Well, there's a couple ways to answer that.
泪水从我的眼中滑落 The scales have dropped from my eyes.
我再也不是最伟大的演员 I'm not the greatest actor ever.
而是个没天赋的小丑 I'm a talentless buffoon!
都是你们的错 And it's all your fault!
你们为何把我拽回这凡间? Why did you drag me back to this mortal realm?
我享受着愉悦的死亡 觉得自己至少死时是个明星 I was enjoying a happy death, thinking I had died a star,
结果你们出现了 until you showed up.
- 抱歉 - 我们可以帮你弥补 - Sorry. - Let us make it up to you.
- 再干掉你一次怎样? - 绝不 - How about we kill you again? - Never.
这样的话我是作为一个过气的业余演员而死 I'd be dead for all eternity knowing everyone thinks I'm a washed-up ham.
当你被困在沙漠中 这可不是你所期望的 And not the kind you hope for when you're stranded on a desert island.
我的人生已经被摧毁了 My life is ruined.
那就做个惊艳停顿啥的 那不是总能让你开心吗 Well, just do a dramatic pause. That always cheers you up.
绝不 Never again.
我再也不做停顿了 I'll never pause again.
- Calculon? - 怎么? - Calculon? - Yes?
你是讲完了 还是说这就是个长停顿? Are you done talking, or is this a long pause?
- 我的话讲完了 - 好吧 我也是这么想的 - I'm done talking. - Okay, that's what I thought.
拜托 Calculon 你不能就这样放弃演戏 Come on, Calculon, you can't just quit acting.
我不是演员了 I was never an actor.
我只是个自欺欺人而又夸夸其谈的吹牛者 I was a self-deluded blowhard full of hot air.
也许我能找个当干发器的工作 Maybe I can get a job as a hair dryer.
那是个稳定的好工作 That's good, steady work.
不 我们喜欢你和你的大话 No! We like you and your big words.
我们需要你重返荧屏 And we need you back on TV
这样就能看电视而不是跟对方讲话 so we can watch and not talk to each other.
我们的友谊就指着这个啦 Our friendship depends on it!
你的声音太聒噪了 Your voice is so annoying!
你总是把马桶圈压坏 You always leave the toilet seat crushed!
看见没? See?
再见 孩子们 Good-bye, boys.
我想我应该谢谢你们… I suppose I should thank you for...
给我第二次生命 但是… giving me a second chance at life, but...
我甚至不确定我是不是值得有第一次 I'm not even sure I deserved a first.
等下 Calculon Calculon, wait!
这是我第一次相信你正经历某种情绪 That was the first time I ever believed you were feeling a genuine emotion.
我是在经历 那就是羞愧 I was. It was shame.
我原来从未感受过 I've never felt it before.
让我想吃东西 Makes me want to eat.
- 你们有食品配送桌吗? - 没有 - Do you have a craft services table? - No.
听着 如果你能像这样表演 Look, if you could act like that,
没有那种停顿和狂妄自大的话 without all the pausing and pretentiousness,
你能变得… 很棒 you could be... great.
不 Leela 表演的世界里 No, Leela. In the world of theater
没有第二次机会 there are no second acts.
你不能走 我们要帮你要回你的工作 You're not leaving. We're gonna get you your job back.
没错 但怎么做? Yeah! How?
他要参加《我的电路们》的试镜 He'll audition for a bit part on All My Circuits...
乔装一下 in disguise.
但他必须像刚才那样表演 But he'll need to act like we just saw,
谦逊而真诚 modest and sincere.
你… 你真觉得这行得通? You... you really think it'll work?
反正听上去挺可行的 It sounds like something that might work.
穿上个戏服装 扮成别人什么的 Wearing a costume and pretending to be someone else
与我的所有演员本能相冲突 goes against my every instinct as an actor.
但我会试试的 But I'll give it a try!
平行环球影业
《我的电路们》前期制作室
好了 试镜准备妥当 Okay, the audition's all set up.
Calculon哪去了? Where's Calculon?
这蠢货是谁? And who's this goomer?
是我 Calculon It's me, Calculon.
好嘞 坐好 等他们叫那个我给你瞎起的假名 Okay, just sit tight till they call the fake name I made up for you.
布咋地先生? 本·布咋地先生? Mr. Derisgreat? Mr. Ben Derisgreat?
叫你呢 去亮瞎他们 That's you. Knock'em dead.
这是个非常小的角色 This is a very minor role.
你将扮演Calculon 从绑架折磨中逃脱回家 You'll be playing Calculon, back from his kidnapping ordeal.
Calculon?! Calculon?!
没错 所以你得保证表演极度夸张和糟糕 Yes. So make sure your acting is over the top and horrible.
但不是说要你表演得很烂 You literally cannot do this too crappily.
你样子倒是都有了 You've already got the look.
老态龙钟 过了巅峰期 过气时代的残遗 Old, past your prime, a relic from a lamer era.
你看起来确实讨厌 正是Calculon那种感觉 You really do look disgusting. A real Calculon type.
直叫人反胃 Just blech!
- 行了 定了吧 就他了 - 好 - Okay, you know what? Just hire him. - Done.
作为无名演员重返自己的老场子 不免心生谦恭 It's humbling to be back on my old soundstage as a bit player.
谦恭点挺好 Humble is good.
你过去正因自大栽了跟头 Your self-esteem took a beating,
不过也由此才引爆你真正的才华 but that's what brought out your true talent.
没错 爬得越高 摔得越疼 不是吗? Yes. You land hard when you fall from the top, right?
我曾是这里的王者 I used to be king here.
如今却沦落为老农夫 Now I'm nothing but a mere peasant.
五等爵为公/侯/伯/子/男
或者顶多... 就是个子爵 Or at best, a... a viscount.
我觉得"老农夫"比较恰切 I think "peasant" is about right.
公爵 在这舞台我最次也是个公爵 Duke. On this set, I'm at least a duke.
我丰富的表演履历只会让平庸之卒望尘莫及 My extensive acting résumé dwarfs that of the average bit player.
没错 你说的对 但记住 Yes, that's true. But remember,
正是那样一种表演毁了你 it's that kind of acting that ruined you.
地位略高于公爵
或者是大公 Or maybe archduke.
总之是让导演惊艳的那种 Whichever one gets to fire the director.
上帝啊 又来了 Oh, Lord, here we go.
听着 拜托表现出点谦卑吧 Look, please just show some humility--
就像那天一切都没了希望的样子 like the other day when everything seemed hopeless.
更好的是 我要把他们的情绪煽动到疯狂 Better yet, I'll whip their emotions into a frenzy
通过一个惊艳的... by taking a dramatic...
演员们就位 Actors to the set!
好了 这场是这样的 Okay, here's the scene.
Calculon得知老婆对他不忠 Calculon learns his wife is unfaithful,
唠叨着他有多么可怜 whines about how pathetic he is,
然后自杀 大笑大笑大笑 切到广告 kills himself-- laugh, laugh, laugh-- go to commercial.
明白? Got it?
开始 And action!
停顿 ...pause!
继续演 Still rolling.
Calculon 我倒是希望你没从那些... Oh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped
残忍的捕蟹人手中脱逃 from those brutal crab fishermen.
我想让你知道 我根本没等你 I want you to know I didn't wait for you,
一天都没有等 not even for one day.
那么看来体面的选择只剩下... Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to...
自杀了 kill myself...
但谁让我是传奇Calculon if I weren't the legendary Calculon,
空前绝后伟大的表演家 the greatest acting unit of all time!
这部剧是关于我的 This show is about me!
自始至终只能关于我 And it always has been!
现在去找写这些胡言乱语的联合制片混蛋 Now, find the co-executive hack who wrote this drivel
告诉他午餐前我要拿到37段高潮台词 and tell him I want 37 more climactic speeches by lunch!
停 Cut!
太差劲了 That was terrible!
给我照剧本走 Just stick to the script.
要是第二条还这么玩 我不用你了 And if you don't get it on the second take, you're fired.
休息五分钟 各位 Let's take five, people.
第二条? "Second take"?
我从没听过这词儿 什么意思? I-I've never heard that phrase-- what does that mean?
人家要你再拍一遍 They want you to do it again.
什么?! What?!
你做的很好了 只要记住 You'll do great. Just remember,
你听到了毁灭性的消息 所以再谦恭一点 you're getting devastating news, so act more humble.
不用你教我怎么谦恭 Don't tell me how to do humble!
要论谦恭 我在宇宙历史长河可是数一数二的 My humble ranks among the greatest in the history of the universe!
往后退 看大师是怎么工作的 Now, stand back and watch the master at work.
你行的 Calc-y You can do it, Calc-y!
错 他不行 No. He can't.
我能再听一遍吗? You beg my pardon?
不好意思 Calculon I'm sorry, Calculon,
但该有个人出来让你看清事实了 but someone needs to remind you of the truth.
你这个B级片演员死了 很快就被人忘了 You're a grade-B actor who died and was immediately forgotten.
B级片: 低预算拍出来的影片
Leela 这么说太不友好了 Leela! That's not very nice.
你不过就是个浮夸的空话匣子 You're nothing but a pompous windbag
早在多年前就丧失了真挚的情感 who lost touch with genuine emotion years ago.
可悲的是 我们就不该把你救活 The sad fact is, we should have left you dead,
因为你根本扛不起这一场戏 because you can't possibly do a scene like this.
这是我听过最尖刻的话了 That was the meanest thing I ever saw.
挺好 没准能管事呢 Good. Maybe it'll work.
开拍 Action!
Calculon 我倒是希望你没从那些... Oh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped
残忍的捕蟹人手中脱逃 from those brutal crab fishermen.
我想让你知道 我根本没等你 I want you to know I didn't wait for you,
一天都没有等 not even for one day.
那么看来体面的选择只剩下... Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to...
自杀了 kill myself.
我原想我可以重回到老生活 I thought I could just step back into my old life.
但看来这世界没有我也一样精彩 But it seems the world got on fine without me.
或者反而更精彩 Maybe even a little bit better.
Calculon这名字曾有着一些意味 The name Calculon used to mean something.
如今只是一颗涤荡不清的污点 Now it's a stain that will never wash clean.
永别了 Farewell.
停 Cut.
太不可思议了 That was incredible.
这个惊艳的无名之辈是谁? Who is this amazing unknown actor?
是我 It is I.
Calculon? Calculon?
我注定就是为了完成这件事 I was programmed to take credit for this.
鞠个躬 Calculon 你是最棒的 Take a bow, Calculon! You're the greatest!
不 鞠不起躬了 No. No more bows.
来吧 这是你应得的 Oh, go ahead, you've earned it.
那好吧 Very well.
就一次 Just one.
差点没命 Whew, that was close.
因此 鉴于一场几乎无人见证的伟大表演 And so, on the basis of one great performance that almost no one saw,
我荣幸地授予Calculon死去演员的... I'm proud to dedicate Calculon's posthumous star
星光大道之星 on the Walk of Fame!
一如过去啊 对不 Bender? Seems like old times, huh, Bender?
你和我一起 一起粉Calculon You and me together, being fans of Calculon,
什么都不说 not having to talk.
闭嘴 我在看盛典呢 Shut up! I'm watching the thing!
我也是 伙计 So am I, buddy,
我也是 so am I.
这还差不多 Now, that's more like it.
活着就要贪得无厌 这就是秘诀 Always living wanting more. That's the secret.
话说你怎么看 R.D.? So, what do you say, R.D.?
可否容我在阁下的御前演出上以独角戏大放异彩? Shall I dazzle the damned with a command performance of my one-man show?
上帝啊 Oh, God!
还嫌他们不苦逼么?! Haven't they suffered enough!?
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