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翻译: 井木犴 Kresent 佐佐 校对: 佐佐 后期 & 压制 & 发布: SuperBrother Kresent
星期六 上午7:58
总统先生 Mr. President.
我找到遥控器了 I found the tv remote.
干得好 中士 Good work, sergeant.
专门授予作战中负伤军人的勋章
我将授予你紫心勋章 I'm awarding you the purple heart.
但是我并没有受伤 But I wasn't injured.
公事就到此为止了 Well, enough governing.
现在是特么的星期六大清早 It's Saturday morning，damn it.
我们来看点动画片吧 Let's watch some cartoons.
又到了周六早晨《飞出个未来小伙伴们的欢乐秀时间》 It's time to fall into the futurama and friends Saturday morning fun pit!
《班酷比和神秘事件小伙伴》来了 Here comes Bendee-boo And The Mystery Crew!
♪ 班酷比 班酷比 你怎么了? ♪ bendee, bendee-boo, what's wrong with you?
班酷比和神秘事件小伙伴
♪ 你真是个小讨厌 ♪ you're such a lousy mascot
♪ 你说了什么谁也听不懂 ♪ no one understands a single word you say
♪ 就连系领巾的大混蛋也是 ♪ not even the jerk in the ascot
陈酿公式翻译器麦芽酒
咬我亮亮的金属屁 Rite my riny retal rass!
班酷比遭遇幽灵歌舞伎
神秘事件快递公司
你侄子邀请我们到茂密的森林 It sure was nice of your nephew
参观他的克隆实验室真是太好心了 To invite us to his cloning lab here in the repeating forest.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
嘿 我这有个难题 Hey, like, here's a puzzler.
最小的14岁 最大的32岁 那么我们多大? How old are we on a scale of 14 to 32?
有人听到刚才那阵奇怪的笑声了吗? Did anyone else hear that weird laugh?
是幽灵 It's spooky.
看起来跟有趣的事情一点也扯不上关系 It doesn't seem to correspond to anything funny happening.
就是嘛 I'll say.
调方向 Turn around.
滚回去 Go away.
立刻 马上 Do it now.
好怕怕 Rikes!
好吓人 那是什么? Splinkies! What was that?
我不知道 I don't know.
这是个神秘事件 It's a mystery.
那啥 我这儿有一个更神秘的神秘事件 Like, I've got a bigger mystery.
怎么才能填满咕咕叫的肚子? How am I going to fill my hungry stomach?
对哦 Yeah.
在森林里我们上哪儿找吃的去? Where can we find food here in the woods?
去那个歌舞伎戏院怎么样? How about that kabuki theater?
那啥 有歌舞伎戏院的地方 Like, where there's a kabuki theater,
就有小吃摊 There's a concession stand.
话说 Fry 为什么你总是一副磕高了的样子? Say, fry, why do you always have the munchies?
眼睛里也都是血丝 And also your eyes are bloodshot,
像个偏执狂 船舱里都是大麻叶的味儿 You're paranoid, and the van has a skunky odor.
搜搜看啊 Search me.
不 别过来 我还真带着呢 No, don't. I'm carrying.
我真挺喜欢用黄油打蜡的地板 I do enjoy a well-buttered floor.
《星际迷航: 原初系列》中扮演苏鲁的日裔演员
乔治竹井? George Takei?
乔乔竹井? Reorge Rakei?
抱歉把你们吓了一大跳 Sorry to haunt you so effectively.
我还以为你们是正在镇上闹鬼的幽灵龙呢 I thought you kids were that dragon ghost that's been spooking the town.
那啥 那边的烤鸡肉串能吃吗? Like, what's the story with the yakitori?
小吃
请自便 Help yourselves.
但我得提醒你 那鸡肉已经放了一年了 But I warn you, that chicken is over a year old.
你摊子上的食物怎么会放了这么久 竹井先生? Why is the food in your concession stand so old, Mr. Takei?
你看 Amy 这里曾是整个市郊最受欢迎的歌舞伎戏院 You see, Amy, this used to be the most popular kabuki theater in the entire outskirts of town.
但自从那个可恨的篮球馆建起后 人们就再也没来过了 But people stopped coming after they built that darned basketball arena.
明日大赛
现在大家都喜欢看篮球 不喜欢看歌舞伎了 Now everybody likes basketball instead of kabuki.
这是对日本传统文化的一种侮辱 It's an insult to my Japanese heritage.
怎么会? How so?
这里是美国 又不是日本 This is America,not Japan.
也许吧 我不确定 Maybe so. I'm not sure.
话说 你们想买几张歌舞伎秀的票? Now, how many tickets would you like for the show?
一张都不买 Like, none.
但是谢谢你的鸡肉串串 But thanks for the yucky-tori.
又一次对我祖先的严重侮辱 Another grave insult to my ancestry.
谁? Nu?
这里是教授的克隆实验室吗? Is this the professor's cloning lab?
克隆是反自然的 是原罪 Cloning is a sin against nature!
不过是的 跟我去到教授的克隆实验室吧 But yes.Follow me to the professor's cloning room.
知道吧 我是他的管家 You see, I'm his butler.
我的Fry叔叔和他解决神秘事件的小伙伴们到了 Ah, my uncle Fry and his mystery-solving friends.
也许你们能够弄明白… Perhaps you can make sense of the...
那个一直在闹的叫什么 Zoidberg? What is it that's been haunting us, Zoidberg?
魂儿 Ghost.
接下来 我来带你们参观实验室 Now then, let me show you my lab.
这是我的克隆机 This is my cloning machine.
这是我存放不同长度电线的地方 This is where I keep various lengths of wire.
由黑人组织的滑稽篮球队
那几个是哈勒姆环球队队员 And those are the Harlem Globetrotters.
环球队队员? The Globetrotters?
你系领巾做什么 哥们? What you doin' wearin' an ascot, brother?
我觉得看起来很漂亮 I think it looks nice.
你们环球队队员在这里做什么? What are you globetrotters doing here?
我们是来这里打比赛的 We're in town for the big game.
顺便拜访我们的教授朋友研究一下克隆机 And we stopped by to help our friend, the professor, with his cloning machine.
请叫我篮球界克隆小王子 Just call me the clone prince of basketball.
那啥 这是篮球巨星 大鸟Larry Bird Like, it's basketball superstar Larry Bird!
Larry Bird 你在这里做什么? Larry Bird, what are you doing here?
嗨 我是Larry Bird Hi. This is Larry Bird calling.
听着 经纪人把那卡通的脚本给我看了 Listen, my agent sent me that cartoon script,
我决定还是不以任何形式参演比较好 And I've decided I don't want to be involved in any way.
很高兴见到你 Larry Bird Nice to meet you, larry bird.
好啦 我们来克隆一整队Larry Bird出来 Okay, let's clone us a whole team of Larry Birds.
这下我们可以为大赛做训练了 Now we can practice for the big game.
想想看 如果能打败五个大鸟Larry Bird We figure, if we can beat five Larry Birds,
我们就能打败任何人 We can beat anybody.
克隆是错的 我说是错的 Cloning is wrong. It's wrong, I say!
我只希望那个神秘龙魂 Oh, I just hope that mysterious dragon ghost
不会再出现在实验室里 Doesn't show up at the lab again.
但是为什么一个鬼魂会想阻止环球队队员练习呢? But why would a ghost want to stop the globetrotters from practicing?
而且还试图阻止一支克隆的队伍 And against a team of clones, no less.
好吧 伙计们 Well, gang,
看起来我们手头上又有更多相似的神秘事件了 it looks like we've got more of the same mystery on our hands.
创建画面 每集通用
那啥 真正神秘的是我该如何在这种噪声中睡着 Like, the real mystery is how I'm gonna get any sleep with all this noise.
我需要点新鲜空气 I need some air.
是我 龙魂 It's me, the dragon ghost.
我们之前见过 We met before.
那啥 哎呀妈呀 Like, yikes!
是时候行动起来了 伙计们 It's time to spring into action, gang.
好的… Okay...
兔儿绕着树儿跑呀… Rabbit goes around the tree...
完成 There.
好啦 是时候一探究竟... All right, it's time to get to the bottom
这个此时只能被称之为神秘事件的东东了 Of what, at this point, can only be called a mystery.
我们分头行动 Let's split up.
我们八个留在这里 守在博士设置的龙魂陷阱边上 Eight of us will stay here with this dragon trap the professor built.
同时 Fry 班酷比 Meanwhile, Fry, bendee,
你们两个去找龙 You go look for the dragon.
那啥 你们几个真是恶劣的朋友 总让我们去送死 Like, you guys are terrible friends for always sending us to our deaths.
我才不去呢 I'm not going.
同上汪 Re reither!
给你一瓶班酷比啤酒去不去呢 Would you do it for a bendee brew?
好哒汪 Ro-kay.
汪是个酒鬼汪 Ri'm a ralcoholic.
♪ 可口可口真可口 爱在肚里收 ♪ ♪ Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy ♪
♪ Ohio Express - Yummy Yummy Yummy
♪ 我愿对你爱相守 ♪ ♪ and I feel like a-lovin' you ♪
♪ 爱呀你这甜美货 美到可入口 ♪ ♪ Love, you're such a sweet thing good enough to eat ♪
♪ 我这就送你进肚肚 ♪ ♪ thing and that's just a-what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ 爱就是要拥抱 ♪ ♪ Ooh, love to hold you ♪
♪ 爱就是要亲吻 ♪ ♪ Ooh, love to kiss you ♪
♪ 爱 我不能爱你更多 ♪ ♪ Ooh, love, I love it so ♪
♪ 爱 你如此甜美 ♪ ♪ Ooh, love, you're sweeter ♪
♪ 甜美胜过糖果 ♪ ♪ sweeter than sugar ♪
♪ 爱 我怎能放你走 ♪ ♪ Ooh, love, I won't let you go... ♪
好啦 伙计们 All right, gang.
我想我们找到了 I think we have all the clues we need
足以解决闹鬼克隆机器谜团的所有线索 To solve the mystery of the haunted cloning machine.
只有一个人既对克隆的伦理性持反对态度 Only one person took issue with the ethical ramifications
又能自由出入这座城堡 Of cloning and also had access to this castle.
大管家Zoidberg医生 The butler, Dr. Zoidberg!
我们来看看这所谓管家的真正嘴脸吧 Let's see who this so-called butler really is.
糟糕 不过没关系啦 Oops. Never mind.
来 拿着这个 Here, take this.
希望他能安息 May he rest in peace.
嘿 陷阱里有只龙 Hey, there's a dragon in this trap!
救命 救命 Help. Help.
让我们来看看这条龙魂的真正嘴脸吧 Let's see who this dragon ghost really is.
乔治竹井? George takei?
没错 That's right.
而我不会逃避惩罚 And I would never have gotten away with it,
不管你们插手与否 小子们 Regardless of you meddling kids.
但是 那啥 那个龙魂既飘又透明的 But, like, that dragon ghost was hovering and translucent.
是的 要知道 我用了歌舞伎戏院的投影仪 Yes. You see, I used the projector from my kabuki theater.
但是歌舞伎戏院没有投影仪 But kabuki theaters don't have a projector.
有的戏院有 Some do.
这就说得通了 It all makes sense.
他知道如果他把环球队队员吓得不敢参加篮球比赛 He knew that if he scared the globetrotters away from the big basketball game,
失望的粉丝们就会成群结队涌向歌舞伎戏院 Disappointed fans would flock to his kabuki theater.
是的哇 Of course!
不 那不是我做这件事的原因 No, that's not why I did it.
那么 那啥 你为什么做这件事? Then, like, why did you do it?
我有精神病 I'm mentally ill.
今日大赛
谢谢你们帮我们解决神秘事件 Thanks for helping solve the mystery.
在练习对阵五个Larry Birds后 After practicing against five larry birds,
我们不惧任何挑战 We're ready for anything.
现在 介绍我们的对手 And now, Introducing the opponents...
六个Larry Birds Six larry birds!
班酷班酷比 Bendee-bendee-boo!
卡通真二缺 动画愚全美 家长抵制娱乐
外面吵什么吵? What's all this ruckus?
有人住这儿知道不 People live here, you know.
总统先生 我们的孩子既肥又蠢 Mr. President, our children are fat and dumb,
我们认为这都是卡通的错 And we blame cartoons.
是时候让政府介入支持我们了 It's time to get government onto our backs.
卡通滚粗
我们请求你整改儿童节目 We demand you regulate children's programming
强制那些作者添加有益的指导内容 And force the writers to shoehorn in helpful lessons.
行 行 先滚出我草坪 Fine, fine. Get off my lawn.
回头我让Agnew给好莱坞去个电话 I'll have Agnew put in a call to Hollywood.
好了 咱继续寓教于乐 All right, let's laugh and learn.
接下来的动画片将教会小朋友们健康饮食 开心玩耍 And now, the show that teaches kids to eat right and have a good time...
以及包容他人 All while tolerating others.
这下那些哀嚎嬉皮总该闭嘴了 This will shut up those whining hippies.
不要换台 带来《紫莓塘》 Stay tuned for Purpleberry Pond.
♪ 紫莓塘呀真欢乐 老少全适宜 ♪ ♪ Purpleberry pond is fun for young and old ♪
紫莓塘
♪ 多汁紫莓跑到碗里 健康多更多 ♪ ♪ When healthy juicy purpleberries fill your bowl ♪
♪ 我们大家和睦相处 快乐又惬意 ♪ ♪ we all get along and we're happy and merry ♪
我一定要搞到那些健康紫莓 I must get my hands on those healthy purpleberries.
扯吧 Bort.
♪ 饮食要合理 我们都欢喜 ♪ ♪ of eating right we are very fond ♪
♪ 大家一起来 同吃紫莓塘 ♪ ♪ when we eat together on purpleberry pond. ♪
紫莓公主结实新伙伴 Princess Purpleberry Meets A New Friend.
早上好呀 紫莓公主 Good morning, princess purpleberry.
薰衣草小姐 (英文薰衣草亦含"浅紫色"之意)
这样的早晨多可人呀 Isn't it a lovely morning?
"紫然 (自然)"是呀 It's particularly purp-tacular.
紫罗兰子爵 英文紫罗兰亦含"蓝紫色"之意
"简紫 (简直)"就是完美呀 It's pur-practically pur-perfect.
桑葚侯爵 英文桑葚亦含"深紫红色"之意
真搞笑我们从不腻歪"紫"这个字儿 It's funny how we never get tired of the word "purple."
从来 Never.
还不全都归功于平衡膳食 And it's all thanks to a balanced diet,
枫糖浆
只吃紫莓 别无二选 Composed of nothing but purpleberries.
我一定要搞到那些健康紫莓 I must get my hands on those healthy purpleberries.
扯吧 Bort.
广告过后 紫莓塘马上回来 Purpleberry pond will return after these messages.
窝们马桑回来
嘿 Micke 你怎么不开心呀? Hey, Mickey, you seem kind of down.
这个时候就该吃点紫莓小饼 You should try some sugar-blasted Purpleberry puffs.
我家的裹糖紫莓三浸枫糖浆 My sugar-blasted purpleberries are triple-soaked in maple-flavored syrup
让紫色力量开启精彩一天 To start your day with purple power.
吃剩下的牛奶看上去正像紫莓塘呢 And the leftover milk looks like purpleberry pond.
紫莓小饼将成为你早餐中最甜美的部分 Purpleberry puffs are the sweetest part of your complete breakfast,
完胜果汁 吐司 火腿 鸡蛋 培根 牛奶 奶酪 肝肉 华夫饼 Along with juice, toast, ham, eggs, bacon, milk, cheese, liver, waffles
和一大罐马维生素 And a big horse vitamin.
接下来继续播放动画片 And now, back to our show.
我们回来了
♪ 健康健康真健康 紫莓当无愧 ♪ ♪ healthy, healthy, healthy, healthy purpleberries are ♪
♪ 紫莓紫莓吃光光 你便是明星 ♪ ♪ eat purpleberries and you'll be a star ♪
快看 又一个紫娃娃来到紫莓塘了 Look, a new purp-son is coming to purpleberry pond.
枇杷大王驾到 Announcing lord loquat.
好想知道他是哪种紫色的呢 I wonder what shade of purple he'll be.
你好呀 紫莓公主 Greetings, princess purpleberry.
我是枇杷大王 你的新邻居 I am Lord Loquat, your new neighbor.
你确定是要来这儿住? You're coming to live here?
我们这儿可是紫色社区 There goes the purple-hood.
你这隔路货 我不喜欢你 You're different, and I don't like you.
别急 莓子是什么颜色并不重要 Wait, it doesn't matter the color of your berries.
毕竟嘛 两种颜色才能组成彩虹 After all, it takes two colors to make a rainbow.
哎唷 我怎么从没有去那样想呢 Shucks, I never thought of it that way.
对不起 干酪头 Sorry, cheddar head.
♪ 抬头仰望那弯弯彩虹 ♪ ♪ look up high where the rainbow bends ♪
♪ 橙色和紫色是最好伙伴 ♪ ♪ orange and purple are the best of friends. ♪
我一定要搞到那些健康紫莓 I must get my hands on those healthy purpleberries.
扯吧 Bort.
还有橙莓 And orangeberries.
窝们马桑回来
广告过后 我们马上回来 We'll be back after these messages.
妈妈 为什么我的紫莓小饼里有橙莓? (牛奶) Mom, why is there orange in my purpleberry puffs?
牛奶
作为细心妈咪 我很关心这些事 As an active mom, I care about these things.
我来看看包装盒 你先吃 I'll check the box while you start eating.
现在我的紫莓小饼里又有枇杷味橙莓了 Now my sugar-blasted purpleberry puffs have loquat-flavored orangeberries.
两种颜色? Two colors?
扯扯 Bort.
我是这小女生早餐的一部分 It's a small part of this girl's breakfast.
扯啥? Bort?
我想到个计划 可以搞到那些紫莓 I have a plan to get my hands on those purpleberries
还有新款枇杷橙莓 With new loquat-flavored orangeberries.
不多久 我的早餐就凑齐这一员大将了 Soon I will have an important part of a complete breakfast.
不 Oh, no.
莓莓贼发射雪球炸弹了 The berry burglar fired his snowball bomb.
雪会冻死紫莓株的 The snow will destroy the purpleberry crop.
不对 这哪是雪 Wait, it's not snow.
是糖诶 It's sugar.
新款糖霜裹糖紫莓小饼 New sugar-frosted, sugar-blasted purpleberry puffs.
这次糖糖能看到哦 You can really see the sugar.
我都不知道更喜欢哪个了 I don't know which I like more--
原味的 还是混合的? Original or type two.
我们回来了
接下来 继续放剧 And now, back to our show.
该死 我没能搞到那些健康紫莓 Curses, I didn't get my hands on those healthy purpleberries.
但下次 老天在上 我一定要搞到那些健康紫莓 But next time, by gosh, I'll get my hands on those healthy purpleberries.
扯吧 Bort.
莓莓贼难道一辈子都看不透吗? Will the berry burglar never learn?
貌似是的 但我们看得透 Probably not, but we did.
我们知道 不管我们是紫色的 橙色的 We learned that no matter whether we're purple or orange...
还是新款波点色的 Or new polkaberry.
好营养仅仅是一碗之遥 ...Good nutrition is just a bowl away.
♪ 你知道你想吃的 ♪ ♪ you know you want to try it ♪
♪ 叫妈妈快去买咯 ♪ ♪ so tell your mom to buy it. ♪
买紫莓小饼燕麦 Buy purpleberry puffs cereal.
买 买 买 Buy! Buy! Buy!
拜拜 Bye-bye.
以下重要桥段过后 我们将为您带来更多广告 We'll be back with more commercials after these important messages.
我军叼 Go, me!
♪ 不顾一切战斗到底 只因心中矢志不渝 ♪ ♪ they fight for the heck of it because they like to, ♪
♪ 他们就是Zapp大兵 ♪ ♪ here comes G.I. Zapp ♪
♪ Zapp大兵 Zapp大兵 ♪ ♪ G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp! ♪
Zapp大兵是精英团队重武雇佣兵的代号 G.I. Zapp is the code name for an elite group of heavily armed mercenaries,
要使敌人落仓皇 Eager to murder the enemy,
生灵涂炭也无妨 Regardless of the cost in innocent lives.
幼稚园
这个好 Ah, here we go.
这种爱国题材谁也没法抱怨了吧 No one can complain about this patriotic dreck.
啥玩意儿 石头块? What's that-- a rock?
我讨厌石头块 I hate rocks.
卡通片太多鸟 我们又受不了了 复活《海上巡航》(五六十年代美剧)
你们这帮屁选民又在闹哪样? What do you stupid voters want now?
我就不信你们还能对Zapp大兵抗议个啥出来 What possible objection could you have to the G.I. Zapp cartoon?
太暴力了 It's too violent!
那好吧 Ooh, very well.
暴力比死亡可可怕
作为自由世界之领袖 As leader of the free world,
终结卡通暴力是我义不容辞的职责 it is my solemn duty to put an end to cartoon violence.
我要亲自重新编辑节目 I'll have to reedit the program.
Rosemary 我们有什么编辑录像的机子吗? Rosemary, have we got any type of machinery to edit tape?
你懂我们有的 Oh, you know we do.
是时候力挽节操了 Time for dickie to get tricky.
♪ Zapp大兵 ♪ ♪ G.I. Zapp ♪
♪ Zapp大兵 Zapp大兵 ♪ ♪ G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp! ♪
倒带
Zapp大兵是精英团队... G.I Zapp is the code name for an elite group of...
爱国维和兵的代号 他们利用吸子弹的真空罐挽救了学校 Patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vacuum tanks.
他们就干这个 That's what they are.
本集播放: Today's episode:
"裂喉... 剥香蕉行动" "operation throat banana split."
这特么是什么鸟飞机? What the hell kind of plane is that?
好了 Zapp大兵们 Okay, G.I. Zapps.
今天的任务是跳伞抵达敌方军火堡垒 Today's mission is to parachute into fort weaponsworth
夺回我们的榴霰弹激光 And take back our shrapnel laser,
早前曾被我们的宿敌: "首字母缩写"恐怖组织攫取 Which was stolen by our sworn enemy, the terrorist group known as acronym.
首字母缩写团 Acronym.
全称"龌龊骚年犯罪团" A criminal regiment of nasty young men.
这个够叼的 Oh, that's clever.
就这么放着不改了 I'll leave that the way it is.
敌方军火堡垒
我要让Zapp大兵们目瞪口呆 且待我发射地对空... I'll show those G.I Zapps once and for all when I fire this surface-to-air...
警告信号 Warning shot.
计划太完美了 叫兽 Excellent plan, profestro.
一举将他们打向地... That'll blow them straight to h...
教堂 Church.
跳伞时自报大名 Sound off as you jump.
冰火小子 Freezer burn!
胡桃钳侠女 Nutcracker!
这名字女人取不合适 That's no name for a woman.
叫她拍拍手侠女吧 Let's just call her pat.
防浪板小子 Waterboard!
改叫热心肠娃子 Helpful Johnny.
美工刀侠女 Boxcutter!
改叫粉扑妹妹 Powder puff.
孤儿小瘸子 Orphan crippler!
不管了 Nah... Pass.
遭遇地对空... Incoming surface-to-air mi...
电报 Telegram!
飞行员 你的降落伞打包好了么? Pilot, is your parachute packed and ready?
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
很好 我忘带我的了 Good, because I forgot mine.
求救 求救 告诉我妻子 Mayday! Mayday! Tell my wife...
今晚我回家吃饭 I'll be home for dinner.
我... 那个... 安全着陆在了火球群舞的地界上了 I, uh... Landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball.
是迪斯尼乐园 At Disneyland.
迪士尼动画《奇妙仙子》主角
你好呀 叮当小仙女 Hi, tinker bell.
预备 Ready...
瞄准 Aim...
谈判 Negotiate.
送你们一个水球球哦 Uh, here comes a water balloon.
水溅得够带劲的 That's quite a splash.
星际名航中的经典口号
传送我吧 史考提 Uh... Beam me up, scotty.
好哎 我接住了 Yeah, I caught it.
我中招了 天啊 好... I'm hit. Oh, god, it h...
痒痒 Tickles.
不 冰火小子他... Oh, no. Freezer Burn is...
睡着了 Sleeping.
我会为他报仇的 你们这帮冷酷的... I will avenge him, you heartless...
混蛋 Bastards!
这词儿我说没事儿 It's okay if I say it.
我给你量量戴多大号帽子 Just measuring you for a new hat.
三 四 恰恰恰 Three, four, cha-cha-cha.
找到苹果没啊? Find that apple.
就在缸里的啊 It's down there somewhere.
行了 我要拔插销了 That's it, I'm pulling the plug.
Agnew 啊啊啊 Agnew, cut to the psa.
球给我 Give me the ball!
不行 球给我 No, give me the ball.
那行 咱们打一架 I know, let's fight for it.
住手 小子们 Now, hold on there, boys.
暴力永远解决不了任何问题 Violence never solved anything.
那我们怎么决定谁能玩球? Then how do we decide who gets the ball?
Agnew 让他们瞧瞧 Agnew, show them.
好了 现在再来争你们的破球呀? There. How do you like your stupid ball now?
看完总能学到点啥的 Now you know something.
《飞出个未来小伙伴们的欢乐秀时间》到此就结束了 That concludes the futurama and friends saturday morning fun pit!
别换台 马上带来六小时高尔夫赛 Now stay tuned for six hours of golf.
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