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《解冻人》杂志
恶，Fry！ Ugh! Fry!
这太恶心了 That's disgusting!
- 怎么了？ - 你蘸了两次！ - What? - You double-dipped!
真是的 Geez.
雇员们，你们工作很努力 Crew, you're working too hard.
一点儿没错 Tell me about it.
前所未有地，我决定做一件好事 For once, I thought it might be nice
组织一次社交活动 to do something in a social setting...
来认识认识你们 Finally get to know each other.
因为，你们中的一半我都不认识 Why, I don't even know half your names!
你，男孩，你叫什么？ You, boy. What do they call you?
伙计们叫我橘色Joe Most folks just call me orange Joe.
那么，教授，我们去哪玩？ So, Professor, where are we gonna go?
现在是七月吧？ It's July, right?
那我们等到十月去参加啤酒节 Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest!
太好啦！ All right, baby!
啤酒节 自1810来一直给别的国家一个安全的假象
上啤酒！ Bring on the beer!
和衣着暴露的女招待！ And the scantily-clad barmaids!
和更多啤酒！ And the more beer!
嘘！ Shh!
嘿！我怎么没闻到巴伐利亚式的呕吐味儿 Hey! I don't smell bavarian-style vomit.
啤酒节在哪儿？ Where's Oktoberfest?
这就是啤酒节。。。 This is Oktoberfest...
世界上最精致的盛会 the world's most sophisticated exhibition
品评德国食物，饮品和风俗 of German food, drink, and culture.
字牌：啤酒品尝
考究 Exquisite.
还要再来一杯吗，先生？ Care for another, sir?
不，我不想因为酗酒 No, I wouldn't want to ruin my Oktoberfest
而毁了我的啤酒节 by becoming intoxicated.
这儿到底怎么了？ What the hell is going on here?!
Fry，闭嘴 Fry, quiet.
啤酒节是个高雅的节日 Oktoberfest is a classy celebration
为的是庆祝人类的进化程度 of how far humans have evolved.
你必须表现的好一点 You need to be on your best behavior.
不可能！ No chance!
你们尽可以表现得像个新泽西名流 You can all act like Jersey shore socialites,
但至少Bender会跟我一起狂欢 but at least Bender will party with me.
对吧，兄弟？ Right, buddy?
我跟你一样喜欢狂欢 I enjoy partying as much as the next fellow,
但这可是啤酒节啊 but this is Oktoberfest.
祝你安好，先生 Good day, sir!
(德英夹杂)哎哟我擦 Ach du freakin' lieber!
香肠比赛？ A sausage contest, eh?
字牌：（德语）香肠比赛
好像跟吃热狗一样有趣 Sounds like fun on a bun!
字牌：和吃热狗一样有趣
闭嘴！我先说的！ Shut up!I said it first!
嘭！ Bam!
还有，哎哟 Also, ow.
哦，天呐，名厨Elzar Oh, my God, it's celebrity chef Elzar!
嘿，Elzar，我刚确定了一个一直以来的终生梦想 Hey, Elzar, I've just recently started always having dreamt
那就是当一个制作香肠冠军 of being a sausage-making champion.
我能参与进来吗？ Can I get in on this?
当然，我不在乎 Sure, I don't care.
你带了你的材料了吗？ You bring your ingredients?
必须滴！ You bet!
等一下，大厨 Hold on there, chief.
一般来说传统的猪肉是赢不了比赛的 Regular old pork ain't gonna win this thing.
你的肉必须有点创意 You gotta get innovative with your meat.
看到那边的Fritz大厨了吗？ See chef Fritz over there?
他只用精选蜂鸟肉 He's only using the choicest cuts of hummingbird.
Murakami-San搞到了一对天使翅膀 Murakami-San got his hands on a nice rack of angel wings.
他会绞出一份天堂香肠 Gonna grind 'em up into heavenwurst.
至于我？ And me?
我要用猪肉制作香料鼬特调德国小香肠 I'm making my spice-weaseled bratwurst outta pork.
那么你是用的猪肉咯！ So you are using pork!
3000年以上年份的猪肉！ Pork that's been aged for 3,000 years!
嘭！ Bam!
嗷，我的网购猪肉根本不能跟他们比 Aw, man! I can't beat that with a Craigslist pig.
对不起，Grundy Sorry, grundy.
只能下次因为别的原因宰你了 I'll have to kill you later for some other reason.
坐正了！ Sit up straight!
Von Luftballoon伯爵夫人看着你呢 The countess Von Luftballoon is watching.
天，装高雅，没人喝吐 Man, all the fun has been taken out
真是一点意思也没有 of this once-noble barf-a-palooza.
你这么说只是因为你太原始了 You just say that because you're primitive.
你那时的人类原始又野蛮 People in your day were backwards and crude.
至少我们能喝醉！ Well, at least we were hammered!
哦，我像个醉鬼一样渴 Oh, I'm as thirsty as a drunk.
儿童装的啤酒是从哪儿来的？ Where do all these child-sized beers come from?
看到那宏伟的 See that magnificent
守卫森严的木桶了吗？ heavily guarded cask?
所有的啤酒都在那儿 All the beer's in there.
不是所有的 Not all the beer.
享受驾驶！（德国大众标语） Fahrvergnügen!
凯撒万岁！ Kaiser permanente!
冷冻愉快！（瑞典语） Fru... frusen gladje!
Fry，你在丢我们的脸！ Fry! You're embarrassing us!
我不管，我很开心！ I don't care!I'm finally having fun!
嘿，来啊，冠军小皮包 Hey, come on, you keister-meisters!
一，二，三，四！（德语） Eins, zwei, drei, vier!
举起酒杯，一饮而尽！ Lift your Stein and drink your beer!
我从来没有。。。 Ich bin ein never!
哦 Oh!
哇哦 Whoa!
虽然是竖琴弹的，但还是那个调子 Even with harps, that's still the famous
啤酒节小鸡舞！ Oktoberfest chicken dance!
哦，我差点忘了 Oh, I almost forgot!
把这个屁股戴上，Leela Get das Booty up here, Leela!
我买了情侣小鸡帽 I brought his-and-her chicken hats!
OK，够了 Okay, that's it.
你是个粗野的，原始的穴居人！ You are a boorish, primitive neanderthal!
穴居……人？ Neander--Thal?
是的，我受够了！ Yes. And I've had enough!
我要跟你分手！ I'm breaking up with you!
我们在一起过？ We were going out?!
我是说，不！ I mean, nooo!
留着你的傻帽子吧！ And keep your stupid chicken hat, too!
。。。最糟的部分是，我不得不 ...and-and the worst part is, I had to have
（德语）高品质小桶
终极肉片机
独自进行分手爱爱（- -！） the breakup sex by myself!
Fry，说个认真的问题吧 Fry, some of us have real problems.
我刚得知别人的香肠肉 I just learned there are people
比我的高级 with fancier sausage meats than me!
我讨厌未来版的啤酒节 I hate future Oktoberfest!
（德语）布谷空间
本该充满了啤酒和小香肠，而不是分手和。。。 It's supposed to be beer and bratwurst, not breakups and...
历史亭
无聊的东西 Boring thing!
德国讲解员：千百年来 German narrator: For hundreds of years,
啤酒节都在这里举办，在这富饶的穴居人山谷 Oktoberfest has been held here, in the fertile neander valley,
在这里，史前人类 where prehistoric man once hunted
猎杀史前长毛象，也称猛犸象 the majestic schnüfel-üfagus, or woolly mammoth.
直至今日，古生物学家还会发现整只猛犸象 To this day, paleontologists sometimes find entire mammoths
冰冻在山谷的冰川里 frozen in the valley's icy glaciers,
完好的保存了正好30000年左右 perfectly preserved for exactly 30,000 years or so.
等一下。。。 Bender: Wait a minute...
30000年以上的猛犸象肉 Mammoth meat aged for 30,000 years?
第一名的香肠原料，我来了 Prize-winning sausage meat, here I come!
我不知道这艘船还有个猛犸象探测器 I didn't know this ship had a mammoth detector.
你喝高了，Fry You're drunk, Fry.
这是个大象探测器 This is the elephant detector.
我只是设定到了“大而毛茸茸”的选项 I just set it to "big and woolly."
前方猛犸！ Mammoth ahoy!
额，Bender？ Uh, Bender?
我闻到象牙烧焦的味道 I smell burning tusk.
估计找到了 That's probably it.
关闭发动机 Kill the engine.
汉密尔顿海滨 猛犸香肠机
等那些评委 Wait till those judges
尝到了我的猛犸香肠 get their hands on my mammoth sausage!
我的头发卷进去了 My hair is caught!
Bender！关掉它！ Bender! Turn it off!
香肠好啊，香肠好 Sausage is great, sausage is great
香肠，香肠，香肠。。。 Sausage, sausage, sausage...
猛犸肠
这个香肠太棒了！ Ziss sausage is great!
你，亲爱的机器人，晋级下一轮 You, mein robot, move on to the next round.
闭嘴，评委，我知道了 Shut up, judge, I know it.
加油，Bender！ Way to go, Bender!
我可以尝一片吗？ Can I try a piece?
你可以吃一整个 You can have yourself a whole big boy.
嗯。。嗯，真的很棒 Mmm... mmm! That's good.
Fry哪去了？ Where's Fry?
我不知道 I don't know.
上次我见到他时，他在绞肉机里上窜下跳呢 Last I saw, he was jumping up and down in my meat grinder.
顺便说一句，你嘴边上有东西 By the way, you got a little something right there.
这是我吃过的最好吃的香肠了！ This is the best sausage I've ever tasted!
哦，我的天，这看起来像Fry的头发 Oh, my God! That looks like Fry's hair!
哦，得了，别在我吃东西的时候开这种玩笑 Oh, come on, don't make jokes like that while I'm eating.
可怜的Philip Poor Philip.
他看起来很安详 He looks so peaceful.
吃热狗的悲剧啊 It's tragedy on a bun.
我吃了Fry！ I ate Fry!
我和男朋友分手然后吃了他！ I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!
哦，没事，没事，我们都发生过的 Oh, now, now, we've all been there.
这份苦痛和内疚太强烈了！ The pain and guilt are too much!
我不敢相信我做了什么！ I can't go on knowing what I've done!
哦，Fry！ Oh, Fry!
安妮的遗忘诊所
你真的能清除我所有关于Fry的记忆？ Can you really remove all my memories of Fry?
哦，它们还在那儿，亲爱的 Oh, they'll still be there, hon.
我只是会掐断 I'm just gonna snip the links
你的意识和它们的连接 between them and your conscious brain.
比如这里这个：“Fry掉下动物园小火车” Like this one here: "Fry falls off zoo train."
他当时以为他认识其中一个猴子 He thought he recognized one of the monkeys!
我在为什么哭？ What was I crying about?
哦，我们只是在切洋葱罢了，甜心 Oh, we were just cuttin' onions, honey.
让我们继续 Let's keep going.
Fry跌坐在馅饼上。。。 Fry sits on a pie...
Fry在腰带里找到爆米花。。。 Fry finds popcorn in his belly button...
你吃了一个由Fry做成的香肠。。。 You eat a sausage made of Fry...
Fry给了你一个小鸡帽子。。。 Fry gives you a chicken hat...
噢，太可爱了 Aw, that's sweet.
早上好！ Good morning!
搞什么，谁死了？ Geez, who died?
我真不知道Bender和我是怎么完成这些工作的 I don't know how Bender and I do all this work by ourselves.
我们应该雇一个送货员啊 Maybe we should hire a delivery boy.
送到：麦冥王
你是说：Fry？ You mean like: Fry?
Bender，嘘！ Bender, shh!
我们必须小心着别提醒了她！ We have to be careful not to remind her!
那我的感受呢？ What about my feelings?
Fry曾是我最好的朋友。。。 Fry was my best friend...
现在他死了！ And now he's dead!
呐，我开玩笑的 Nah, I'm just kidding.
我的牧师帮我克服了悲伤 My pastor helped me through my grief.
Bender是个混蛋，但他是对的 Bender's a jerk, but he's right.
我们必须接受Fry已经死了 We've all got to accept that Fry is gone forever.
哇哦 Whoa...
这是哪儿了？ Where happened?
我是谁？ What am I?
香肠好啊，香肠好 Sausage is great, sausage is great
香肠，香肠，香肠。。。 Sausage, sausage, sausage...
呼！ Whew!
就差一点儿 That was close.
呼！ Whew!
救命啊，有人困在冰里了 Help! Boy trapped in ice!
哦，谢谢，谢谢 Oh, thank you, thank you.
你怎么被冻起来的？ How you get frozen?
哦，我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
我想我的脑袋撞得很严重 I think I whanged my head pretty bad.
我觉得挺正常啊 Look normal to me.
我记得的最后一件事就是我什么都不记得了 The last thing I remember is losing all my memories.
我是谁，你们中的一个？ Who am I, one of you?
我也这么觉得 Me think so.
能蠢到困在冰里的 Anyone dumb enough get stuck in ice
肯定就是穴居人了 probably neanderthal.
穴居人？ Neanderthal?
是啊，好像有人这么叫过我 Yeah, I think somebody called me that.
我有点冷 I'm kind of chilly.
你们有没有。。。 I don't suppose you have a...
哦，还热着呢！ Ooh, still warm!
这送到麦冥王的是什么？ So, what's this delivery to McPluto?
麦当劳中枪
53吨汉堡包 53 tons of hamburgers
和新鲜薯。。。碎片，非土豆 and French frr... agments of not potatoes.
Fry有薯条的意思
非土豆碎片？ Fragments of not potatoes?
是啊，他们每周五。。。六都要进货 Yep. They get a big shipment every fri... Saturday!
周五Friday的前半部分跟Fry谐音
这是什么？ What's this?
逃生舱
哦，这是某种小鸡帽子！ Oh, it's some kind of chicken hat!
很可爱 It's cute.
但为什么让我感到。。。 So why does it make me feel...
我不懂。。。悲伤？ I don't know... sad?
你为什么盯着史前猪屁股？ Why you stare at prehistoric pig butt?
它让我感到幸福 Because it makes me feel happy
以及困惑、思念、悲伤 and confused and wistful and sad.
穴居人都悲伤 All neanderthal sad.
- 这是我们的天性 - 为什么？ It in our nature. Why?
这得从30000年前说起 It all start 30,000 year ago,
在那富饶的穴居人山谷 in fertile neander valley.
我们祖先的生活很平静 Gugg: Life for our ancestors peaceful
直到智人的到来 until homo sapiens arrive.
我们建议异种交配 We suggest interbreed,
从而成为同一个大而快乐的种族 become one big happy species.
但他们把我们当作二等人类 But they treat us like second-class hominid.
他们把我们赶走，我们只得搬到这里 They drive us from valley, and we end up living here,
这个与世隔绝的裂缝里 in isolated crevice.
我们想：“随便吧” We figure, "whatever."
但我们被冰川时代困住了 But then we get trapped by encroaching ice age.
现在我们被封死在冰面下 Now we sealed in, under sky of ice.
这么说我的悲伤很合理 So my sadness makes perfect sense.
而且我确实模糊的记得 And I do have vague memories
有人拒绝跟我交配 of people refusing to breed with me!
性感流浪妹
乌鸦给您带信了，先生 A raven's brought word for you, sir.
伙计们，伙计们！ Guys, guys!
我的香肠进入啤酒节决赛了！ My sausage made the finals at Oktoberfest!
我们得回去参加闭幕式！ We gotta go back for the closing ceremony!
啤酒节？ Oktoberfest?
听起来不错！ Sounds like fun!
酋长！ Chief!
我们发现冰面上融出了一个大洞 Me find huge hole melted in ice,
就在塞萨尔查韦斯桥外面 out past Cesar Chavez Ridge!
塞萨尔•查韦斯，美国劳工领袖，组建了美国农业工人联合会
那个洞直通外界 Hole go all the way outside!
很有意思 This very interesting.
很多年后，可能会有人去看看 Maybe someone look into it, many years from now.
但是，酋长，这意味着我们不再是被困的了 But, chief, this means we're not trapped any more!
这是我们夺回外面世界的机会 It's our chance to take back the outside world
打败那些高傲的 from those stuck-up homo sapiens with their
有工具和裤子的智人 tools and their pants and such.
我的大眉毛同胞们！你们同意吗？ My fellow big-brows! Are you with me?
你已经盯着那个南瓜，五秒钟了 You've been staring at that pumpkin for like, five seconds.
怎么了？ What's up?
它。。。它的颜色 It's... it's something about the color.
瞎哭个什么劲啊，你这个沮丧的疯子 Why are you crying now, you depressed lunatic?
我不懂 I don't know.
我应该开心才对 I should be happy.
Bender的香肠赢得了第三名 Bender's sausage just won third place.
第三名？ Third place?
胸前绶带：第三名
这是德国人干过的 This is the greatest injustice
最大的不公正行为 Germany has ever committed!
啊，Leela，我们又一次见面了 Ah, Leela, we meet again.
不过这一次换我对香肠评头论足了 But this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage.
胸牌：香肠评委
啊。。。 Ah...
上帝啊，看那些长毛象！ Dear God, look at those hairy elephantés!
杀掉所有现代人类！ Kill all modern humans!
嘿，这家伙说的挺好 Hey, this guy's all right.
A小队，搞破坏 Battalion A, smash things!
B小队，破坏剩下的 Battalion B, smash different things!
艺术品
啊，耶，第二名了！ Aw, yeah. Second place!
胸前绶带：第二名
放出巨型树懒！ Release the giant sloth!
做点什么！ Do something!
别怕，Leela Fear not, Leela.
他们没有科技，跟我们一样 They may not have technology, like us,
但我们有他们没有的东西：科技 but we have something they don't have: Technology.
有请我们最新武器登场 Behold our latest weapon,
一个革命性的无人机战队 a revolutionary fleet of unmanned drones.
里面有人 With men in them.
那怎么能称为无人机？ Then how are they unmanned?
里面的人只是配重 The men are just for ballast.
我从这个唯一的遥控器控制左右的无人机 I control all the drones from this single unit.
操作傻瓜，经久耐用，它甚至可以承受 Foolproof and durable, it's designed to withstand
一只现代大象的踩踏 even the weight of a modern-day elephant foot.
啊，啊，啊！ Ar, ar, ar!
Fritz大厨，谢天谢地你没事！哦 Chef Fritz, thank God you're all right! Oh.
跟我来，我会保护你的 Come with me, I'll protect you!
穴居人，上弹弓 Neanderthals, load catapult!
在云层以上的高度，我们的科技使得我们所向无敌 Up here in the clouds, our technology makes us invincible,
就像OX井字游戏里面的X一样 like the mighty "x" in tic-tac-toe.
看看下面那些可悲的穴居人 Look at those pathetic cavemen down there,
用他们愚蠢的。。。 loading their silly catapult with...
那是什么，Kif？ What is that, Kif?
我想那是剑齿虎，先生 I believe it's a saber-tooth cat, sir.
我猜就剩我们俩了，小鸡帽 I guess it's just me and you, chicken hat.
死吧，原始的野人！ Die, you primitive brute!
你们穴居人到底要什么？ What do you neanderthals want?
我们要我们的土地！ We want our land back!
以及，平等对待！ Also, to be treated as equals!
还能交配的话就更好了 And a little mating wouldn't hurt!
橘色？ Orange?
紫色？ Purple?
- 我认识你吗？- 我们见过吗？ Do I know you? Have we met?
橘发的跟智人在干嘛？ What orange-hair doing with homo sapien?
额。。。看起来在交配 Uh... Look like interbreeding.
你想要做爱，不要战争？ You want make love, not war?
好啊！ Jawohl!
这改变了一切，紧身衣男 This change everything, tight-clothes-man.
我们原谅智人高傲的祖宗的行为 We forgive homo sapiens for actions of stuck-up ancestors.
就这样吧 So be it.
我承认你们压倒性的胜利 In recognition of your overwhelming victory,
这次就算平局吧 let's call it a draw.
Fry？ Fry?
Leela？ Leela?
你头肿着我都没认出你 I didn't recognize you with your head all swollen.
但现在看起来好多了 But it looks better now.
我想血液充到别的地方去了 I guess the blood must have rushed somewhere else.
伙计们，伙计们！ Guys, guys!
Fritz大厨被意外扔下冰窟身亡！ Chef Fritz accidentally got thrown down an icy slope!
胸前绶带：第一名
我是冠军了！ I'm the sausage champion!
呼！不许提问！ Whoo! No further questions!
每个人都有酒！哈！ Rounds for everybody! Ha!
呀！呀！呀！ Yah! Yah! Yah!
这才像啤酒节嘛！ Now this is Oktoberfest!
跟过去的一样 Just like the olden days.
我必须承认，你这个版本更有趣 I have to admit, your version is more fun.
他们弹愚蠢的曲子了 They're playing our stupid song!
愿意加入我吗？ Care to join me?
不，Leela No, Leela.
只此一次，我想让你使我难堪 Just this once, I'm going to let you embarrass me.