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老鎮新聞 腌黃瓜先生去世了 安息吧 好孩子
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你們都想知道腌黃瓜先生是怎么死的 對嗎 So, you all want to know how Mr. Pickles was killed, huh?
時間軸 蕎麥麥
說來話長 Well, that's one heck of a story.
一切都發生在一周之前 See, it all started about a week ago...
后期 累
我要把外公當作酒吧謀殺案的嫌疑人捉拿歸案 I'd wanted Grandpa for those murders in the bar,
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某些跡象表明 他在墨西哥城 and something told me he was in Mexico City,
登機前往墨西哥城
經過調查后 which, after some detective work,
我推測他大概在墨西哥 I deciphered was probably in Mexico.
我向古德曼一家保證 會認真處理此案 I assured the Goodmans I was taking this case very seriously.
警長官方事務 外公
腌黃瓜先生 誰是好孩子 Who's a good widdle boy, Mr. Pickles?
你是 You are!
警長 我知道我爸爸瘋了 Sheriff, I know my dad's crazy,
但你真的覺得他是兇手嗎 but do you really think he's a killer?
老鎮有幾百件懸而未決的謀殺案 Old Town has hundreds of unsolved murders.
好孩子 腌黃瓜先生 Good boy, Mr. Pickles.
外公出現在了案發現場 Grandpa was at the scene of a murder.
還有誰會是兇手 Who else could the killer be?
-腌黃瓜先生 -什么 - Mr. Pickles! - Huh?
警長 他一直在對碧希爪夫人做這種事 Sheriff, he's been doing this to Mrs. Prissy Paws.
她是走秀犬 不是流浪狗 She's a showdog, not a tramp!
-真不錯 -什么 不 - Ohh, boy! - Huh? No!
-看看他 -警長 做點什么 - Look at him go! - Sheriff, do something!
我也希望能幫忙 Wish I could help.
但我還有外公這條大魚要抓 But if wishes were fishes, I'd have bigger Grandpas to fry.
我要抓到他 再見 And I do. Peace out.
腌黃瓜先生出品
血肉之樹
我一到墨西哥 Once I flew into "Meh-hico,"
就開始到處詢問 started asking all the right questions.
我要尿尿 I got to go pee-pee.
班卓琴在哪[警長把廁所說錯了] Donde esta el banjo?
接著 我開始了解那里的風土人情 Next, I got to know the locals.
滾出去 Vamanos!
把照片還給我 你這頭蠢驢 Give me back my picture, you stupid donkey!
終于 我找到了知道消息的人 Finally, I found somebody with some "Info-may-cion."
你好 Aloha.
謀殺犯 外公
你見過這位外公嗎 You seen this Grandpa?
當然 I sure have. Ha!
不好 Uh-oh.
我們出去走走吧 Now, let's go for a little ride.
外公說服了我 在送他進監獄前 Grandpa convinced me to willingly take him
讓他體會最后一次的快樂航程 on one last joy flyde before I took him in.
把槍還我 Give me my gun!
看來他自己也在搜集信息 Seemed he'd been looking for some information of his own.
那是什么 Hey, what's that?
他說自己在墨西哥的某個神廟中 Said he'd learned about some Mexican temple
龐貝拉扎·索根納克斯之城
找到了一張地圖 where he found a map.
失落之城 龐貝拉扎·索根納克斯 The lost city of the Pabanatra Thogonothorox.
如果能找到它 也許我可以發現 If I can find it, maybe I'll find a way
殺死腌黃瓜先生的辦法 to kill Mr. Pickles.
天哪 你真的瘋了 Geez, you really are crazy.
真的嗎 你看 Oh, really? Look!
什么情況 What the hell?
這地方讓我起雞皮疙瘩 Uh, this place gives me the jeebie-heebies.
趕緊自首 這是你最后的機會 Just turn yourself in. Last chance.
好 我知道了 Okay, I get it.
很好 那就送你去監獄 Great. Let's get you to jail.
不 我知道腌黃瓜先生為什么是邪惡的了 No, I get why Mr. Pickles is evil.
看 龐貝拉扎本來是人類文明 See, the Pabanatra was originally a human civilization
以獻祭犬類來安撫眾神而聞名 known for sacrificing dogs to appease the gods.
但有一天 他們獻祭了一只狗 But one day, they were sacrificing a dog
名叫普祖里法 它的主人是一個老女巫 named Purzunipher, who belonged to an old witch.
她對王座釋放了咒語 She cast a spell on the kingdom,
在殺死她的狗后 and after they killed her dog,
一只小狗從灰燼中站起 岡茲塔 第一只惡犬 a puppy arose from the ashes, Gunthztar, the first evil dog.
他統領了動物 He gained control of the animals
有了它們的幫助 奪走了王座 and with their help, took over the kingdom.
在那之后 龐貝拉扎 After that, the Pabanatra was ruled
就一直被狗統領著 by one dog after another --
別再扯這些有的沒的了 我們走 Okay, enough about Poonstar and Glib Glob. Let's go.
不 我才剛說到最有意思的部分 No, I'm just getting to the really interesting part.
你看 當這些邪惡的狗 You see, when the evil dogs...
他一直不停地說著沒人會在乎的 He just went on and on with these overly specific details
具體細節 nobody would ever care about.
于是腌黃瓜先生就成了最后一只邪惡的狗 And that's how Mr. Pickles became the last evil dog
并來到了老鎮 and wound up in Old Town.
時間到了 外公 Time's up, Grandpa.
我要送你進監獄 I'm taking you to jail!
恐怕我不能讓你們走 I'm afraid I can't let you leave.
我猜猜 腌黃瓜先生 Let me guess. Mr. Pickles turned you
把你變成人體蜈蚣 再把你流放到這個島上 into a centipede, vanished you to this island,
現在你必須要讓那只禿鷲告訴腌黃瓜先生 and now you must send that vulture to tell Mr. Pickles
我們在這 不然他就會折磨你 we're here, or he'll torture you --
好了 外公有些失常了 All right, Grandpa's a little crazy.
瘋子 Whack job.
不 他說的一點沒錯 No, that's exactly right.
腌黃瓜先生把我變成了這樣 Mr. Pickles did this to me,
因為有一次我想殺了他 because I tried to kill him once.
我也是 但他太聰明了 Me, too. But he's too smart.
-聰明 而且不信任任何人 -任何人 - ...smart. And he trusts nobody. - ...nobody.
-那只狗是邪惡的 -邪惡的 - That dog is evil.... - Evil.
我們還挺默契的 I think we're having a moment.
沒錯 Yeah.
在這個島上 難免會寂寞 You know, it gets so lonely here on the island.
什么 不了 抱歉 What? No. Sorry.
警長 你沒看到嗎 Uhh, Sheriff? Can't you see?
腌黃瓜先生是邪惡的 他誣陷我謀殺 Mr. Pickles is evil! He framed me for murder.
拜托 腌黃瓜先生是個好孩子 Come on. Mr. Pickles is a good boy.
他一直幫我抓捕鎮上的謀殺犯 He's always helping me catch murderers around town.
他以前是我的警犬 我們是好朋友 You know, he was my K-9 dog once. We're friends.
腌黃瓜先生信任你 So, Mr. Pickles trusts you?
腌黃瓜先生 當然 我們關系可好了 Mr. Pickles? Oh, yeah. We're tight.
那我們就能利用這一點 Then we can use that to our advantage.
你說什么 What are you talking about?
這本老女巫咒語書 Here, the Old Witch's Spell Book.
沒人在乎這破書 Nobody cares about some dumb book!
把槍還給我 Now, give me back my gun!
你可得小心對待這本書 You must be careful with this book.
如果這本書離開了房間 火山就會爆發 If it leaves this room, the volcano will erupt.
你看 "當血肉之樹的儀式 Here! "When the ritual of the Tree of Flesh
在活著的靈魂上施展時 is performed on a living soul,
一棵樹就會發出扎貢之光 a tree will emit the light of the Zarg-glarg.
任何進入扎貢之光的人 Any bodies who enter it will have their living souls
就會轉移自己的靈魂 moved from one body to another.
我的身體無法接近腌黃瓜先生 再把他殺了 Oh, I can't get close enough to kill Mr. Pickles in my body,
但警長的身體可以 but I could in Sheriff's.
等等 什么 Wait. What?
放開我 Hey, let me go!
首先 要用金槍魚抽他一百耳光 First, he must be slapped in the face with a tuna 100 times.
什么 好疼 What? Aah!
他們對我做了慘絕人寰的事 They did horrible things to me.
讓我吃下塞滿老鼠屁股的樹懶屁股 Made me eat a sloth's butt that was stuffed with mouse butts.
讓蝙蝠拉著我的眼皮 Tied bats to my eyelids and let a wild boar
再讓野豬去舔我肚臍眼里的甲蟲嘔吐物 lick beetle spit out of my belly button.
一邊讓蜥蜴在我耳朵里拉屎 一邊讓我倒著念名字 Made me say my name backwards while lizards pooped in my ears
還讓海貍揍我的胃 諸如此類的事 and a beaver punched me in the stomach, so on and so on.
但他們對我做的最后一件事 But the last thing they did to me,
真讓人難以啟齒 Ugh, it's hard to even talk about.
最后 他必須吃下一棵小椰菜 Finally, he must eat... A Brussels sprout.
-什么 不 -吃下去 - What?! No! - Eat it!
不可能 太難吃了 No way! They're yucky!
吃下去 Eat it!
血肉之樹的儀式已經完成 Now the ritual of the Tree of Flesh is complete.
拜托 什么也沒發生 Oh, come on. Nothing?
警長 你到底有沒有吃下小椰菜 Sheriff, did you eat that Brussels sprout?
不 難吃死了 呸 No, they're yucky! Ptew!
什么 不 不 What? No! No!
那是我們最后一棵小椰菜了 Oh! That was the only Brussels sprout we had.
真該死 Ugh. Damn it!
我們再也無法接近腌黃瓜先生了 We'll never get close to Mr. Pickles now.
他從一里外就能聞到我們 He'll smell us coming a mile away.
等等 我想到了 Wait. That reminds me of something!
邪惡的狗無法聞到666碼外的敵人 Evil dogs can't smell enemies further than 666 yards away.
這說明 我們不用 That means we don't --
我們根本不用接近腌黃瓜先生 We don't have to get close to Mr. Pickles at all!
不許動 女人 Freeze, lady!
我要帶外公回監獄 I'm taking this Grandpa to jail!
-不 -什么 - No! - What?
快點 Come on!
你們要去哪 Where are y'all going?!
去殺了腌黃瓜先生 To kill Mr. Pickles and end
警長 老鎮
徹底終結這場邪惡 this evil once and for all!
再見 Peace out!
我會回來接你 I'm come back for ya!
該死 Damn it! Huh?
不好 Oh, whoops.
我根本不擔心巖漿 Eh, lava was nothing I was ever worried about.
媽媽 我可是警長啊 Mama! We're talking about me, man.
我有一顆勇敢的心 I got a heart so packed full of bravery,
可以讓我直接從開著的窗戶跳下去 it could just leap out an open window.
我就是這么做的 And that's just what I did.
當然 外公所說的一部分 Sure, some of the things Grandpa said
確實不假 地圖 失落之城 did check out -- the map, the lost city,
那個幫了他的奇怪女人 the weird lady who backed him up.
是他們老糊涂了 還是腌黃瓜先生是兇手 Were they both senile or was Mr. Pickles a killer?
無論如何 警長總會抓到他的人 Either way, Sheriff always gets his man.
因為當你與我同行時 'Cause when you're riding with me,
我才是最厲害的 寶貝 you're riding with the best, baby.
歡迎來到老鎮
老鎮槍鋪
一把狙擊槍 謝謝 什么 One sniper rifle, please. Huh?
狙擊槍
抱歉 碧希爪夫人 Sorry, Mrs. Prissy Paws.
注意 變態狗
在你學會舞步之前 你不能睡覺 No sleep till you learn the dance moves.
我們要贏得總決賽 We got to win finals.
再來一杯三合一瑪奇朵 Here's another triple-shot macciat--Ohh!
不 碧希爪夫人 做點什么 No! Mrs. Prissy Paws, do something!
你這么幫我 我真是感激不盡 I can't thank you enough for helping me with this.
只要你能幫我 讓我做什么都可以 Anything for you... to help me with this.
等等 Wait! Hey!
你要帶我去哪 Where are you taking me?
這是什么地方 What the hell is this place? Aah!
你怎么來了 小鳥 我很忙
外公來狙殺你了 警長找到了你的島 我救下了你的書
我有主意了
什么 What?
要用金槍魚抽他一百耳光 He must be slapped in the face with a tuna 100 times.
什么 好疼 Say what? Aah!
不 好疼 No! Aah!
最后 他必須吃下一棵小椰菜 Finally, he must eat a Brussels sprout.
什么情況 Hey, what the hell?
我要把這一切告訴警長 I am so telling Sheriff about this.
-不許動 -放下武器 - Freeze! - Drop the weapon!
腌黃瓜先生就是這么被殺的 And that's how it all happened, how Mr. Pickles was killed.
不過 我也這么捉拿了老鎮的兇手 But also, how I took down Old Town's killer.
是他 就在那里 Him, right there!
外公是無辜的 腌黃瓜先生也是 You see, Grandpa was innocent, so was Mr. Pickles.
你們猜我在他口袋里發現了什么 'Cause guess what I found in his pocket?
"老鎮的謀殺案都是我干的 我有罪" "I did all murders in Old Town. I is guilty."
希望你們能上到這一課 Let this be a lesson to you all.
想在鎮上犯罪 再考慮考慮 You want to do crimes in this town, think twice,
因為老鎮有個狠角色 'cause Old Town's got one bad son of a mama.
就是警長我 Me, Sheriff.
他要去哪 快回來 Hey, where'd he go? Hey! Come back here!
媽媽 別哭 Don't cry, Mom.
安息吧 腌黃瓜先生
爸爸說腌黃瓜先生只是在土里睡一覺 Dad says Mr. Pickles is just taking a dirt nap.
他很快就會醒來 對嗎 爸爸 He'll wake up soon. Right, Dad?
當然 湯米 Sure, Tommy.
逮到你了 腌黃瓜先生 Gotcha, Mr. Pickles.
在你以為自己殺了我之前 See, me and her had already switched souls
我早就和她交換了靈魂 before you thought you were killing me.
然后我再和碧希爪夫人交換了靈魂 Then I switched souls again with Mrs. Prissy Paws.
安息吧 孩子 Rest easy, boy.
游戲結束了 Show's over.
現在 我只需要重新換回我的身體 Now, just got to get my body back and
不 Oh, no.