哦 看看我们发现了什么 Oh, what do we have here?
哈 Huh?
和我之前看过的硬币长得都不像 Doesn't look like any coin I've seen before.
哇 史蒂夫 嘿 Whoa! Steve. Hey!
还回来 Give that back!
嘿 这是我的 Hey, it's mine!
哈 Huh?
啊 Aah!
哦 Ohh.
早上好 爷爷 Morning, grandpa.
哦 早上好 汤米 Oh, morning, Tommy.
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
－早饭准备好了 －终于做好了 - Breakfast is ready. - Finally.
嘿 这是什么 Hey, what's this?
－嗯 我 －嘿 妈妈 - Well, I'm... - Hey, Mom!
这是什么 What's this?
－嗯 呃 －我在外面发现了这枚硬币 - Well, uh... - I found this coin outside.
我觉得这是不是和腌黄瓜先生有点关 I wonder if it has something to do with Mr...
嘿 这是什么 嘿 Hey, what's this? Hey.
－我 －嘿 一颗球 - I'm... - Hey, a ball!
汤米 小心点 求求你了 Tommy, be careful, please.
嘿 安格斯的旧毛衣 Hey, Agnes' old sweater?
我在清理阁楼 然后丢掉 I'm cleaning out the attic and throwing awa...
哦 汤米 Ow! Tommy!
为什么你要把这个丢了 Why are you throwing this away?
汤米 去外面玩 Tommy, take it outside.
来吧 腌黄瓜先生 Come on, Mr. Pickles.
现在 爸爸 你想干嘛 Now, Dad, what did you want?
呃 没事 我知道什么时候该闭嘴 Uh, nothing. I know when to shut up.
我饿了 添菜 I'm hungry, more food.
求你了 Please.
啊 或许这个地方可以告诉我 Huh. Maybe this place can tell me
关于硬币的事情 something about the coin.
哦 我从没见过这样的东西 Oh, I've never seen anything like it.
哦 你可能发现了一件特别的东西 Ooh. You might have something special here.
让我去后面查查看 Let me check something in the back.
好 Okay.
嗯 Hmm.
－不好意思 －哦 - Excuse me? - Oh!
关于那枚硬币 你应该知道一些事情 There's something you should know about that coin.
它 呃 It, uh...
那是什么东西 What is it?
我们不能在这里说 We can't do this here.
－哈 －我们没多少时间了 - Huh? - We don't have much time.
你得跟我来 You have to come with me.
－但是 啊 －快点 快点 - But, uh... - Hurry, hurry.
嗯 硬币上的图案 Yes, that symbol on the coin
在古文物上也发现过 has been found on artifacts
它可以追溯到比已知的最早文明还要早 that predate the earliest known civiliza...
哈喽 Hello?
你愿意出多少钱卖这两卷古代卷轴 How much will you give me for these ancient scrolls?
慢点 发生了什么 Slow down! What's going on?
他们可能正在跟踪我们 They could be following us.
－什么 谁 －我要知道我可不可以相信你 - What, who? - I need to know if I can trust you.
哈 Huh?
我可不可以相信你 Can I trust you?
当然 只要告诉我 Yes! Just tell me...
你的生命正受到了威胁 Your life is in great jeopardy.
因为这枚硬币 Because of this coin?
那枚硬币 是 That coin, it's...
－呃 我们不能在这里说 －什么 - Uh, we can't talk here. - What?
车里可能装了窃听器 This car could be tapped with microphones.
什 Wha...
什么 你的车 What? Your car...
快点 我知道哪里可以谈话 Come on. I know where we can talk.
什么鬼 What the hell?
好吧 在这里没人可以听见我们说什么 Okay, nobody can hear us in here.
告诉我关于硬币的事情 Tell me about the coin.
硬币 That coin...
就是他 That's him!
他们来抓我们了 快点 They're on to us, come on!
抓住他 Get him!
他往这边走了 He went this way.
快点 我们需要一个安全的地方 Come on, I know a safe place.
－什 －快点 快点 - Wha... - Hurry. Hurry.
－这边 快点 －我们在说 - This way! Come on. - What are we...
现在 告诉我关于这枚硬币的真相 Now, what's the truth about this coin?
真相是 The truth is...
我什么也不知道 I don't know anything about it.
什么 What?
我甚至都不在那家古董店工作 I don't even work at that antique store.
我只是去那里勾搭老年人的 I just go there to pick up old men.
哈 Huh?
我知道 我是个坏蛋 I know, I'm bad.
但是那些跟踪我们的家伙呢 But what about the guys after us?
－那些是我的朋友 －呃 那你的车呢 - Those are my friends. - Uh, and your car?
偷的 开得很快吧 哈 Stole it. What a rush, huh?
我真的很喜欢上了老东西 I really do love old things.
啊 你说我从你的老古董上 Uh... What do you say I blow some dust
吹掉些灰尘 怎么样［暗指口交］ off that old antique of yours, huh?
什么 What?
哦 哇 Oh! Whoa.
这是不是很好玩啊 腌黄瓜先生 Isn't this fun, Mr. Pickles?
哇 Whoa.
哈 球去哪里了 Huh? Where'd the ball go?
球 球 Ball! Ball!
哦 球先生 Oh, Mr. Ball!
哈 Huh?
我 我不知道你在说什么 I-I don't know what you're saying.
把球捡回来 把球捡回来 把球捡回来 Get the ball. Go get the ball. Get the ball.
我不会进去那里面的 I'm not going in there.
啊 帮我拿 Uh, help me get...
我做不到 I can't do this.
你比我年轻太多了 You're far too young for me.
这才更火热 That makes it hotter.
嘿 把手拿出来 我要走了 Hey, get out of there. I got to go.
很高兴见到 嘿 Nice to meet... hey.
让我出去 Let me out.
你哪里都不能去 You're not going anywhere
知道你学会爱上我 你个小婊子 until you learn to love me, you little bitch.
等等 我还爱着我的妻子 Wait, I'm still in love with my wife.
你结婚了吗 You're married?
－更棒了 －哈 - Even better! - Huh?
我喜欢和老夫妻一起三人行 I love threesomes with old couples.
－什么 －三个人可以开火车 - What? - Three makes the train go choo-choo!
这么说吧 我只想知道关于硬币的事 Look, I just want to know about the coin.
我只想和一对老夫妻 And I just want to have a threesome
来一场三人行 所以打给你妻子 with an elderly couple, so call your wife.
不 你不懂 No, you don't understand.
我妻子安格斯好久之前就去世了 My wife Agnes passed away years ago.
你为了离开这里 净撒谎 You're just lying so you can get out of this.
－不 －骗子 骗子 裤子 - No. -Liar, liar, pants on...
掉地上 等等 嘿 不 the floor. Wait, hey, no!
安格斯死了 证明它 Agnes is dead. Prove it,
要不然我永远都不会放过你 骗子 or I'll never leave you alone... liar.
［模仿火车头的声音］ 嘿 Honk-honk. Hey.
啊 亲爱的 午餐吃什么 Aah! Honey, what's for lunch?
让我再把这里清理一下 Just let me clean a little more up here
然后我给你做 －好 快一点 - and I'll make you... - Okay, hurry up.
－妈妈 我把球丢了 －哦 - Ma'! I lost the ball. - Ohh!
－你还有其它的吗 －汤米 我很忙 - Do you have another one? - Tommy, I'm very busy.
好吧 这是什么 Okay, what's this?
哦 我的第一台相机 Oh, my first camera.
我曾经非常喜欢拍照 I used to take so many photographs.
哦 这是什么 Oh, what's this?
哦 千万要小心 这是我的旧听诊器 Oh, careful, please. My old stethoscope.
－我想要成为一名医 －这是什么 妈妈 - I wanted to be a doc... - And what's this, Mommy?
哦 汤米 别碰我的旧配剑 Oh, Tommy, don't touch my old fencing saber.
所以 为什么妈妈你后来都不再用这些东西了呢 So why'd you stop using all this stuff, Mom?
你长大了 事情变了 You grow up, things change.
你妈妈会告诉你 拍照是 Your mother tells you that photography
懒人的绘画 is painting for lazy people,
没有女生可以成为医生 no girl could ever be a doctor.
女性该用的唯一一把刀刃是 And the only blade work a woman should do
厨房用的菜刀 is in the kitchen!
哈 你错了 妈妈 Ha, you're wrong, Mom.
人们喜欢小丑 People love clowns!
好吧 再见 妈妈 Okay, bye, Mom.
亲爱的 你现在去做饭怎么样 How about you get cooking, honey?
我想要吃食物填饱肚子 Me want food in me tum-tum.
这是什么音乐 What kind of music is this?
哦 这是 Oh, it's recorded-sounds
我和老年人三人行的录音 of-me-having-sex-with-old-men and-their-wives music.
哦 我们到了 Oh, we're here.
你好老 你好老 你好老 ♪ You so old, You so old, You so old ♪
看 我没有说谎 See? I wasn't lying.
这是她的坟墓 Here's her grave.
安格斯 高博罗格 Agnes Gobbleblobber?
我怎么知道你是不是随便带我 How am I to know that you didn't just bring me
去一个坟墓上 to some random grave?
爱你的丈夫 亨利 高博罗格 Beloved wife of Henry Gobbleblobber.
那是我的名字 That's my name.
我以为你叫做爷爷 骗子 I thought your name was grandpa, liar.
老天 大家习惯那么叫我 People just call me that, geez.
哦 当她死了的时候 我心如刀割 Oh, it broke my heart when Agnes died.
哦 我很抱歉 Aw, I'm sorry.
不管怎样 保重 Anyway, take care.
或许古董店还开着门 Maybe the antique store is still opened.
等等 Wait.
死人不再会变老 It doesn't get older than dead...
让我们一起和你死去的妻子一起三人行吧 Let's have a threesome with your dead wife.
什么 那很恶心 What?! That's sick.
让我们看看你死去的妻子怎么想 Let's find out what your dead wife thinks.
－什么 －开始挖坟 - What? - Start digging.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
球 Ball!
这里 球 球 球 来这里 球 Here ball, ball, ball. Come here, ball!
哦 原来它一直都在这里 Oh, it was right here the whole time.
呃 那是什么 Ew, what's that?
乖狗狗 你把番茄酱擦掉了 You got the ketchup off! Good boy.
食物 食物 食物 食物 食物 饿了 食物 Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Hungry. Food.
－晚饭好了 －我 饿了 想要 食物 - Dinner's ready. - Me. Hungry. Want. Food.
嘿 妈妈 我找到了我的球 看 Hey, Mom, I found my ball! Look!
晚餐吃鸡 Chicken for dinner?
哦 亲爱的 牛排和土豆怎么样 Aw, honey, how about steak and potatoes?
－嘿 妈妈 我找到了我的球 －我饿疯了 - Hey, Mom, I found my ball. - I'm starving.
我不想吃鸡 I'm really not in the mood for chicken.
妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 Mom. Mom. Mom!
看 我找到了我的球 Look, I found my ball!
哈 Hyah!
亲爱的 你疯了吗 Honey, have you gone mad?
我们周二吃的鸡 We had chicken on Tuesday.
你想要吃晚餐 You want dinner?
－你他妈的自己煮啊 －哈 - Cook it your own damn self! - Huh?
从现在开始 这里的一切都要开始变化了 Things are gonna start changing around here from now on.
哈 Huh?
为什么你要逼我这么做 Why are you making me do this?
接着挖 Keep digging.
我想着和你和你死去的妻子一起三人行 I'm getting hotter just thinking about a three-way
就浑身燥热不已 with you and your dead wife.
挖到了那个老女孩了 There's the old girl.
现在 打开棺材 Now, open it.
－不 求你了 －打开 - No, please! - Move it,
要不然我就杀了你 or I'll kill you and have sex
然后和你们俩人的死尸一起三人行 with both of your dead bodies.
你疯了 你知道 You're crazy, you know that.
好吧 Fine.
哈 Huh?
舒泰龙泡沫塑料 Styrofoam peanuts?
哦 哦 她去哪里了 Oh! Oh! Where is she?
她不在棺材里 She's not in here!
你个骗子 走开 You're lying! Move.
哈 Huh?
坟墓 The graves!
都从底部被掏空了 They're all dug out from the bottom!
这是哪里 我好害怕 What is this place? I'm scared.
腌黄瓜先生一定对安格斯的尸体动了手脚 Mr. Pickles must have done something with Agnes's body.
－谁是腌黄瓜先生 －闭嘴 - Who's Mr. Pickles? - Shut up.
别把我一个人丢在这里 Don't leave me here.
什么鬼 What the hell?
地下城 An underground city?
这和硬币上的符号一样 It's the same symbol on the coin.
我来找你了 腌黄瓜先生 I'm coming for you, Mr. Pickles.
像一个居住在你的阴影之中的 ♪ Like a ghost ♪
鬼魂 ♪ Living in your shadow ♪
哦哦 ♪ Oh-oh ♪
所有恐惧 ♪ All the fear ♪
都深入我的骨髓 ♪ Let it rush in my bones ♪
嘿 嘿 嘿 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
像个孩子 ♪ Like a child ♪
我奔跑回家 ♪ I'm running home ♪
哦哦哦哦 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
哈 Huh?
安格斯的尸体在哪里 Where is Agnes's body?
我要求你现在告诉我 I demand you tell me right now.
好坚定 好火辣 So assertive... hot.
－退后 婊子 －无所谓 - Back off, bitch. - Whatever.
那里有两个更老的家伙 There's some older guys over there.
谁想要这两个 Who wants a piece of thi...
现在 告诉我她的尸体在哪里 Tell me where her body is, right now.
要不然你就是死人一个 Or you're dead.
你也是 史蒂夫 You too, Steve.
安格斯在哪里 Where's Agnes!
哈喽 亨利 Hello, Henry.
安格斯 你还活着 Agnes? You're alive?
怎么可能 How?
一切都始于我遇到腌黄瓜先生 It all started when I met Mr...