不 不要啊 No! No!!
拜托 拜托 快接上啊 Come on. Come on. Come on!
呃 偷车是违法的 Um, stealing cars is illegal.
我猜我要把你关进监狱了 Guess I'll have to put you in jail.
然后我就说＂偷车是违法的＂ And then I said, "Stealing cars is illegal."
他看起来被我吓了一大跳 And he looked real scared of me.
您的菜 柏詹金斯先生 Here you go, Mr. BoJenkins.
看起来真好 真的很好 Looks good. Real good.
嘿 我正打算要 离开 Hey, I'm just about to... get off.
也许我能帮帮忙 Maybe I can help you with that.
你觉得我们出去兜兜风怎么样［双关 做个爱］ What do you say we go for a... ride?
你真坏 You're bad.
是吗 Huh?
你好啊 陌生人 Salutations, stranger.
你肯定是新到这儿的吧 You must be new around here.
新来的 是吗 是吗 New here, huh? Huh?
好吧 柏詹金斯先生可是镇上最酷的家伙 Well, Mr. BoJenkins is the coolest guy in town.
所有的女士都爱着他 All the ladies love him.
- 天呐 警长 - 他闻起来也很棒 - Oh, Sheriff... - He smells good, too.
警长 你在干什么 Sheriff. What are you doing?
我在让她对你感兴趣 I'm getting her interested in you.
哦 我兴趣正浓 Oh, I'm interested.
好的 Right.
- 告诉我你的一切 - 什么 - Tell me everything about you. - Huh?
呃 我是警长 Uh... I'm the sheriff.
天呐 那真是性感 Oh, that is so hot!
这里也很性感吗 Is it hot in here?
这里非常性感 Very hot in here.
- 警长 - 什么 - Sheriff! - What?
她刚刚试图拿走你的钥匙 She was trying to go for your key...
呃 你觉得我们去一个 Uh, what do you say we go somewhere
更私密一点的地方怎么样 a little more private?
那听起来像是个很棒的主意 That sounds like a swell idea.
嗯 这里有什么不对 Hmm. Something ain't right here.
好了 我已经为兜风做好准备了 All right. I'm ready for that ride.
这个得耽搁一会儿了 宝贝 Keep it percolatin' a little while, baby.
- 咻咻咻 - 我得去看我的朋友布雷德 - Shweeeee! - I got to go see my friend Blade,
从这个疯狂怪人身上偷点智商 get some intel on this sneaky-deaky.
驾 驾 驾 驾 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
驾 Hyah!
下午好 我来找布雷德 Afternoon. I'm looking for Blade.
路易斯 Lewis!
我告诉过你 祖母 叫我布雷德 I told you, Grandma, to call me Blade.
吃鱼吗 Fish?
呃 不了 谢谢 Uh... no, thanks.
那么 来这儿是要被我下棋打得落花流水吗 柏詹金斯 So, here to get your ass kicked in chess, BoJenkins?
今天不行 布雷德 Not today, Blade.
我需要一些智商 用在一个可疑的女士身上 I need some intel on a shady lady.
跟我到我的智力指挥中心去 Follow me into my intelligence command center.
- 吃鱼吗 - 不了 谢谢 - Fish? - No, thanks.
走开 猫 Move it, cat.
首先 我需要一一一一一一一一点 First, I'll need a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
相貌描述 description.
嗯 她在她的胸上纹了个深色的玫瑰图腾 Well, she's brunet with a tattoo of a rose on her chest,
约5.9英尺高 32D大胸 about 5'9", 32 double-D.
一边的胸大约比另一边重1.2克 One breast's about 1.2 grams heavier than the other.
- 丽莎 加比古利 - 是她 - Lisa Gabagoolie. - Huh.
失踪的黑手党老大乔恩 加比古利之女 Daughter of missing mafia boss Jon Gabagoolie,
那个今早重新在老镇监狱露面的男人 who resurfaced this morning in the Old Town jail.
这么说她在利用警长把她爸爸从监狱里救出来 So she's using Sheriff to break her daddy out of jail.
我要去警告他 I got to go warn him!
吃鱼吗 Fish?
猫 Cat...
离我的鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼远点 get away from my fi-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-sh.
好了 这是我家 Well, this is my home.
我们可以来点棉花糖 薯片 生热狗 还有果酱 We can have some marshmallows, chips, raw hot dogs, and jelly.
或者我们可以上楼 Or we could go upstairs.
做什么 What for?
天呐 Ohhhhh!
这么说你想在床上吃热狗［双关］ So you want to eat hot dogs in bed?
啥 Huh?
警长 你有客人了 Sheriff? You have a guest?
你好 妈妈 Hi, Mama.
你好 我是警长的女朋友 Hi. I'm Sheriff's girlfriend.
女朋友 Girlfriend?!
你觉得我们去能够做爱的地方 What do you say we go somewhere we can have...
怎么样 sex?
- 拜拜 妈妈 - 哇哦 - Bye, Mama. - Whoa!
咻咻咻 Shweeeee!
什么嘛 Hmm!
- 驾 驾 - 你好 B先生 - Hyah! Hyah! - Hey, Mr. B.
我的双胞胎姐妹觉得我们该玩玩3P My twin sister thought we should make this a threesome.
好 All rig...
女士们 呃 再稍微等那么一小会儿 Ladies, uh, hold on just a little bit longer.
驾 驾 Hyah! Hyah!
哼 Hmph!
- 停车 警长 - 什么事 - Stop, Sheriff! - What?
- 她只是在利用你 - 什么 - She's only using you. - What?
- 他是在嫉妒 - 什么 - He's just jealous. - What?
闭嘴 婊子 Shut up, bitch!
嘿 别对我的马子说闭嘴 Hey, don't tell my bitch to shut up!
她只是在利用你把她爸爸从牢里救出来 She's only using you to break her daddy out of jail.
袭警 逮捕他 警长 Assault! Arrest him, Sheriff!
不 不 我很严肃 离我的女朋友远点 No, no. I'm serious. Back off of my girlfriend.
- 该死的 你听我说 - 不 - Damn it! Listen to me! - No!
是你让我这么做的 You made me do this!
警长 你听我说 Sheriff, listen to me!
好的 好的 进去吧你 Yeah, yeah. In you go.
就待一晚上 Just be for tonight.
你好 Hi!
警长 你竟然把我锁在这间牢房里 Sheriff, don't you lock me in this cell!
我很快就会回来的 I'll be right back.
只是要去完成点文书工作 Just got to finish up some paperwork.
- 爸爸 - 拿个钥匙怎么去了这么久 - Daddy! - What's taking so long with the keys?
乔恩 加比古利 Jon Gabagoolie.
他们在说什么 What are they talking about?
我曾经见过一只会说话的鹿 I saw a talking deer once!
好的 好的 Yeah, yeah.
爸爸 你去哪儿了 Daddy, where have you been?
去年 我们最终获悉了那个 Last year, we finally found out
背叛者维托 皮萨罗利的行踪 the whereabouts of that rat Vito Pizzareli.
结果证人保护计划 Turns out the Witness Protection Program
将他变成了大脚野人［参见第一季剧情］ 并在老镇将他放生 had turned him into a Bigfoot and set him free in Old Town.
但是当我们到这儿的时候 But by the time we got here,
他已经与一些小孩还有他的狗成为了朋友 he had befriended some kid and his dog.
然后那只狗用机枪杀掉了其他所有的老大们 Then that dog killed all the other bosses with machine guns.
后来他将我关在了他的狗窝下面 Then he made me a prisoner down under his dog house.
- 再后来 - 停 - Then... - Stop!
你又开始喝酒了吗 Have you started drinking again?
拜拜 Bye-bye.
哟 文书工作全都做完了 Whew! All done with that paperwork.
我们该走了吗 Shall we?
警长 放我出去 Sheriff, get me out of here!
祝我好运 Wish me luck.
天呐 Ohh!
喝威士忌吗 Whiskey?
谢谢 给我来一口 Thanks. I could use one.
什么 给我喝一口 What? Pass me a drink.
- 没问题 - 不行 - Okay. - No!
- 不许给这个卑鄙的家伙喝一口 - 什么 - Don't give this scumbag any! - What?!
你那么不尊重我 我可是能好好＂照顾＂你的 I could have you taken care of for disrespecting me that way.
你会收到来自我的地盘的一个特殊包裹 Where I come from, you would get a special delivery.
在那儿我们会把你的脸砍下来吊在下巴上 That is where we chop your face off down to the chin
就像一个邮箱的门掉下来了一样 so it falls open like a mailbox.
然后我们会把枪戳进你的嘴里 给你送个信 Then we stick a gun in your mouth and send you a message.
好吧 在我的地盘 Well, where I'm from,
有种东西叫做翻转再撞击 there's something called a flip-and-smash.
哦 是吗 那是什么 Oh, yeah? What's that?
那是警长跟你的女儿做爱 That's where the sheriff has sex with your daughter.
哦 真棒 Oh, yeah!
耶 我们要做爱了 Yay! We're gonna have sex!
好的 好的 好的 你够了 冷静一点 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Okay! Calm down!
等一下 假如你真的在利用我怎么办 Wait a minute. What if you were using me?
你最好证明你没有 给我 一个吻 You better prove you're not by giving me a... kiss?
好 吧 O...kay.
就一个吻 One kiss.
我坠入爱河了 I'm in love!
天呐 天呐 好了 够了 够了 已经够了 Oh. Oh, okay. All right, all right! That's enough!
么么哒 Num!
啊 看呀 一张床 Ah! Look! A bed!
还有一盏台灯 And a lamp!
天呐 还有一个满是泡泡的浴缸 Ohh! And a bubble-top tub!
现在 把衣服都给我 我跟着你进去 Now, give me those clothes, and I'll be right behind you.
好的 嗯 Okay. Uh...
你 想要我帮你脱衣服吗 You... want me to take your clothes off?
没错 Uh-huh.
棒呆了 耶 Sweet! Yay!
这里真是太性感了 It's so sexy in here.
我迫不及待地想互相摩擦我们的下体了 I can't wait to rub our underwear parts together.
我得手了 爸爸 I got 'em, Daddy!
- 嘿 你脸上的是什么 - 呃 没什么 - Hey, what's that on your face? - Uh, it's nothing.
什么 Huh?
看起来警长给了她一个经典的翻转再撞击 Looks like Sheriff gave her the old flip-and-smash.
什么 What?
经典的警长 Classic Sheriff.
天呐 Oh!
没错 我要去杀了那个警长 That's it! I'm gonna kill that sheriff!
- 什么 爸爸 不要 - 什么 - What? Daddy, no! - Huh?
- 呃 天呐 - 哦 - Uh-oh. - Oh!
爸爸 我们必须得走了 Daddy, we have to go!
等等 把你的枪给我 Wait. Give me your gun.
啥 为什么 What? Why?
我要先杀了那条狗 I'm gonna kill that dog first.
- 你在这儿呀 腌黄瓜先生 - 嗯 - There you are, Mr. Pickles! - Mnh?
看看我用理发店里免费的头发做了什么 Look what I did with the free hair from the barbershop!
嗯 Mnh?
该死 我想我刚刚导致警长要被杀了 Damn! I think I just got Sheriff killed.
哦 好吧 Oh, well.
- 但是我很强壮 - 非常强壮 - But I'm strong. - Real strong!
- 我很强大 - 那么有力 - I'm powerful! - So much power!
这些铁条根本没用 These bars ain't nothing!
你在 你在 你在弄弯铁条 You're... You're... You're bending the bars!
没用 Ohh!
新计划 New plan.
- 嘿 - 应急润滑油 - Hey! - Emergency lube.
我要从这些铁条中挤出去 I'll squeeze through the bars.
天呐 Ohh!
我猜警长已经死了 I guess Sheriff is a dead man.
吃鱼吗 Fish?
布雷德 Blade?!
我在安保摄像头上看到了了了了了了了 I saw you on the security-y-y-y-y-y-y...
什么 Huh?
你 Y-y-y-y-y camera.
吃鱼吗 Fish?
- 不了 谢谢 - 你好 大象 - No, thanks. - Hi, elephant!
把手拿开 伙计 Get off of me, man!
你好 Hi.
- 找到你了 - 什么 - There you are! - Huh?
我的其他同胞姐妹认为我们该来点5P My other twins thought we should make this a fivesome.
- 天呐 我马上就回来 - 啊 - Oh, I'll be right back! - Huh?
吃鱼吗 Fish?
- 爸爸 等等 - 我要杀了那个该死的警长 - Daddy, wait! - I'm gonna kill that damn sheriff!
爸爸 求你了 Daddy, please!
是你吗 女朋友 Is that you, girlfriend?
在这种荡漾的音乐里我听不太清 I can't hear very well over the sensual music.
- 女朋友 - 爸爸 住手 - Girlfriend?! - Daddy, stop!
这么说你的确对他有感觉 So you do have feelings for him.
没有 我们小心点就行 保持安静 No! We should just be careful, keep things quiet.
没错 Aha!
什么 Huh?
吃鱼吗 Fish?
- 什么 - 啊 - Huh? - Huh?
-砰 - 天呐 - Blam! - Oh!
- 嘿呀 - 呃 哦 - Hyah! - Unh! Ohh!
你来了 女朋友 There you are, girlfriend.
没事的 真爱在等待 That's okay. True love waits.
天啊 Ohh!
哈 Hya...
嘿呀 Hyah!
你不是唯一一个熟悉空手道的人 柏詹金斯桑 You're not the only one familiar with karate, BoJenkins-san.
嘿 Hyyyy...
呀 Yahhhh!
- 呃啊 - 呃啊 - 呃啊 - Unh! - Unh! - Unh!
耶 耶 坐在浴缸里 ♪ Yeah, yeah, sittin' in the tub ♪
等着我的女朋友 这样我们就能用点润滑剂 ♪ Waitin' for my girlfriend so we can make lub ♪
- 啊 - 什 什 呃 - Ah! - W-W... Uh...
拜托了 我 我们谈谈这个 Come on, now! L-Let's talk about this!
我们给他一个特别快递吧 Let's give him the special delivery.
别动 放下枪 Mnh-mnh! Drop it!
女朋友 我眼睛进肥皂了 Girlfriend! I got soap in my eyes!
嗷嗷嗷 好痛 Owey-kazowey! It burns!
- 什么 - 什么 - Huh? - Huh?
该死 他们逃跑了 Damn! They got away!
- 哦 没错 - 哦 我的天 - Oh. Yes. - Oh, my!
啊 Huh?
- 我非常享受这次做爱 - 天呐 布雷德 - I am enjoying this sex very much. - Oh, Blade!
- 要鱼吗 哦 好棒 - 哦 用那条鱼填满我 - Fish? Oh. Yes. - Oh, choke me with that fish!
别停 就在那里 Don't stop. Right there.
- 嗯嗯嗯 - 嗯嗯嗯 - Hmmmmm? - Hmmmmm?
- 哦哦哦 - 哦哦哦 - Whoo! - Whoo!
天呐 Ooh!
你真是个坏妈妈 妈妈 You one bad mama, Mama!
妈妈 Mama!
我的女朋友离开了我 我心都碎了 My girlfriend left me with a broken heart!
乖 乖 警长 There, there, Sheriff.
不要以小失大 There are plenty of fish in the sea.
天呐 我以前从未听过这样的话 Oh! I never heard that before.
- 睡吧 小警长 - 警长 - ♪ Go to sleep, little Sheriff ♪ - ♪ Sheriff ♪
哦 那鸟儿有了个孩子 ♪ Oh, the bird had a baby ♪
啊 终于离开了这个可恶的小镇 Ah. Finally getting out of this friggin' town!
- 啊啊 怎么了 - 天呐 - Aah! Huh? - Huh?
只是条狗 爸爸 It's just a dog, Daddy.
你在干什么 What are you doing?!
我要杀了那条狗 I'm gonna kill that dog!
- 啊 - 啊 - Aah! - Ah!
现在要确定他已经挂了 Now to make sure he's dead.
什么 Huh?!
这他妈 What the he...
天呐 不 Oh! No!
不要啊 No!!
爸爸 不 Daddy, no!
别杀我 Don't kill me!