哦 嘿 我的腿部支架 Oh, hey! My leg braces!
嘿 我的腿 啊 Hey, my leg... Oof!
我不能 啊 走路没有 啊 I can't... oof... Walk without... ow...
我的腿部支架 My leg braces!
噢 先生 Oh, Mister...
汤米 早餐做好了 哇 Tommy, your breakfast is read... Ooh!
早上好 妈妈 糟糕 Hi, Mom. Something terrible happened.
哦 我的天 Oh, my gosh!
- 早 爸爸 - 嗯 - Hi, Dad. - Huh?
- 所以昨晚 - 大家 早上好 - So, last night... - Morning, everybod...
哦 Ooh!
大家别再压下来了 听我说 Everybody stop falling down and listen!
有人偷了我的腿部支架 Somebody stole my leg braces.
警长 我是古德曼 我儿子的腿部支架被人偷了 Sheriff, it's Goodman. The leg braces, they're gone.
- 吃吧 汤米 - 哦 - Here you go, Tommy. - Oh.
真希望有真正的超级英雄出现 I wish there was a real superhero around here
阻止犯罪 to stop crimes.
从前有一个超级英雄 一个扮超级英雄的家伙 There was once a superhero... Super Hero Guy.
他住在悬崖边那栋大宅里 He lived in that mansion by the cliffs.
真的吗 Really?
警长说有一个专偷金属的小偷正在逍遥法外 Welp, Sheriff says there's a metal thief on the loose.
哦 不 Oh, no!
他有可能偷了你的腿部支架 And that's who probably stole your leg braces.
腌黄瓜先生 我们去找那位扮超级英雄的人吧 Mr. Pickles, let's find Super Hero Guy
看看他能不能帮我的支架找回来 and see if he can get my leg braces back.
好了 就是这里 Well, this is the place.
哦 我猜那位扮超级英雄的人已经不住在这里了 Oh, I guess Super Hero Guy doesn't live here anymore.
是扮超级英雄的人 Super Hero Guy!
贾斯珀一飞冲天 Jeeping Jaspers!
不 我只是他的好帮手 No. I'm just Sidekick Boy.
扮超级英雄的人已经不再是超级英雄了 Super Hero Guy is no longer a superhero.
听我说 在很多年前 You see, many years ago,
超级英雄那小子和我是我们游戏里巅峰般的存在 Super Hero Guy and I were at the top of our game.
- 救命 - 贾斯珀一飞冲天 - Help! - Jeeping Jaspers!
超级英雄来啦 Super Hero Guy!
但是之后犯罪人放火烧了托儿所 But then Crime Man set fire to a nursery!
犯罪人再次出击 Crime Man strikes again!
救命 Help!
超级英雄来啦 Super Hero Guy!
我拯救了所有的孩子 都在这里 Saved all the babies. Here!
有一个小孩把他的面罩扯下来了 One of the babies pulled his mask off.
菲尔 Phil?
他总是说 He always said a superhero
超级英雄的真实身份永远不能被揭露 must never reveal his true identity.
- 救命 - 我来了 发生了什么事 - Help! - I'm here. What is it?!
菲尔 你能帮我把牛奶拿到厨房去吗 Phil! Can you carry this milk to the kitchen?
这周末你能帮我照看我的小猫吗 Can you watch my cat this weekend?
不 Noooooo!
恩 Uh...
这故事传的到处都是 Is this story going anywhere?
对啊 Yes.
所以 从此他变得非常沮丧 So... that's when he became depressed
渐渐开始酗酒并沾染上了毒品 and started using drugs and alcohol.
但是还远不止于此 But that wasn't enough.
只有一样东西能满足他 Only one thing did it for him...
就是将超级酸爽糖球塞进屁股 Shoving Super Sour Candy Balls up his butt.
哦 Oh!
我的力量又回来啦 I feel super again!
德国人管着叫塞屁缝 The Germans called it Shovenpucker.
这种糖被禁止了 The candy was banned,
但是他还是能从黑市上的贩子里买到 but he was still able to buy from back-alley dealers.
当他的钱用完了 When his money ran out,
他就开始偷金属去卖钱 he started stealing metal and recycling it
所以他就能赚得更多的钱来满足他塞屁缝的恶习 so he can get more money for his Shovenpucker habit.
他总是想闯进我们的旧山洞里 He keeps trying to break in to our old cave
偷我们的零件去卖钱 and strip our gadgets for metal,
所以我安装了这个安全系统 so I installed this security system.
只有用我的掌纹才能进入 来吧 Only my hand allows access. Come on!
哇 Whoa!
瞧这些酷炫的家伙 Look at all this cool stu... oof!
我们一直站在打击犯罪技术的前沿 We were always at the forefront of crime fighting technology!
便携电话 The portable phone!
计算器闹钟 Calculator clock!
男式紧身服 Tights for men!
但是我还在发明了一些 But I've been developing something
那超级英雄家伙都不知道的东西 Super Hero Guy doesn't even know about yet.
钢铁机甲套装 Steel robo-suits!
他们能给你带来巨大的力量 They give you super strength.
哇 那是什么 Wow! What's that?!
那只是一个电源插座 That's just an electrical outlet.
酷 Cool!
噢 Oh.
但是我们怎样才能让扮超级英雄的家伙再次变回超级英雄 But how do we get Super Hero Guy to be a superhero again?
他不想去戒毒所 He won't go to rehab.
上瘾太深了 He's just too addicted.
我有个主意 I know an idea.
给我 给我 给我 Gimme, gimme, gimme!
恩 Huh?
金 金 金属 M-m-m-metal!
金 金 金属 Me-me-metal!
回来 Get back here.
金属 到我这来 金属 Metal! Get back here, metal.
什么 什么 What? What?
- 扮超级英雄的先生 - 恩 - Mr. Super Hero Guy? - Huh?
虽然你偷了我的腿部支架 Even though you stole my leg braces...
努力戒毒之后 你仍是我的英雄 you're still my hero for trying to save yourself.
哦 Oh.
我保证改过自新 I promise to get better
这样我就能重新成为超级英雄 so I can be a superhero again.
- 耶 - 耶 - Yay! - Yay!
你就可以穿上巨大的钢铁机甲套装 Then you can use the giant steel robo-suits
当你好了之后 你的助手会给你的 Side Kick Boy has for you when you're okay.
你说的是 钢铁 Steel, you say?
哦 Oh!
完了 大蠢驴 Bingo bongdodonkers!
现在他可以用我的手进入山洞了 Now he can use my hand to get into the cave!
哼 Huh?
我可以用这换很多的塞屁缝 I can get so much Shovenpucker with this!
我们该怎么办 What do we do?!
这是你做超级英雄的最后机会了 It's finally time for you to be the superhero
保护小镇 打败那扮超级英雄的家伙 and defend the town from Super Hero Guy!
完全正确 Bingo crillipers!
你说的太对了 You're right!
啊 Ow!
犯罪人再次出击 Crime Man strikes again!
哦 Oh!
额 Ew!
接住 孩子 Here you go, kid!
啊 Aah!
天啊 我的腿都断了 我再也不能成为超级英雄了 Wasoly wabble goshes. I'll never be a superhero now.
但是我们还可以用你的另一只手开门 But we can still use your other hand
穿上另一件机甲套装 这样你就可以走路了 to go get the other robo-suit, so you can walk!
这主意不错 有道理 Jibbily jingle fingers, you're right!
给你 Here!
额 其实你可以自己过来开门 Uh, you could have opened it yourself.
我真是个蠢助手 I am such a sidekick.
哦 Ooh!
又要拉了 Time to go again.
哦 先垫片尿布 Oh! Better put a diaper on!
嘿 Hey!
我的尿布去哪里了 Where'd my diapers go?!
哦 Oh!
等下 Wait!
我可以用这机甲套装收集更多的金属 I can use this robo-suit to get even more metal!
给我 给我 给我 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
恩 Huh?
哦 Oh!
更多的金属 Even more metal!
塞屁缝 Shovenpucker!
哦 那个机器人想偷那个铁东西 Oh! That robo thing is trying to steal that metal thingie!
那叫火车桥 It's called a train bridge.
啊 那是个东西 Nuh-uh, it's a thingie!
哟 快来人呐 Yo, somebody help!
听上去我又来活了 Sounds like a job for me!
啊 Aaaaah!
我不好 I'm not okay.
- 嘿 - 哇哦 - Hey! - Whoa!
你威胁到人们啦 You're putting people in danger!
现在是时候让我来做超级英雄啦 Now it's time for me to be the superhero!
直拳 侧踢 勾拳 Punch, kick, punch!
一耳光 Slap!
不久以后我就会拥有所有的酸爽糖球 Soon I'll have all the sour balls.
我要做一个和地球一样大的酸爽糖球 Then I can make a sour ball as big as the world!
然后塞进我的屁股里 And then shove that up my butt!
塞屁缝 Shovenpucker!
哦 不 Oh, no!
有东西过来了 A thing is coming!
我们的终点站 所有乘客 我们要死啦 And our last stop, everybody, is... we're gonna die!
如果我能将铁轨掰弯 If I can bend these tracks up,
也许我可以在火车掉下悬崖前阻止它 maybe I can slow the train before it goes over the cliff!
给我 给我 给我 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
给我 给我 给我 gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
什么 What?
嘿 干嘛 小家伙 你在做什么 Hey, come on! What are you doing, man?!
我只是想把酸爽糖球塞进屁股里 I'm just trying to shove sour balls up my butt!
啊 别压扁我 臭狗 Aah! Stop compacting me, dog!
啊 哦 我不玩了 我要去拿些酸爽糖球 Aah! Oh, I'm out! I'm gonna go get some sour balls!
哦 不 我的套装要散架了 Oh, no! My suit is falling apart!
他不会成功的 He's never gonna make it in time!
我不敢看 I can't watch!
啊 该死 Aah! Damn!
你就不能闭上你的眼睛吗 Couldn't you have just closed your eyes?!
哦 操蛋 Oh, mother-f...
来吧 我行的 There, I did it!
哦 不 又朝这边来了 Oh, no! It's coming back this way!
额 哈 哇哦 哇哦 Uh, ha, whoa, whoa!
哦 不 我不能及时阻止火车了 Oh, no! I'll never stop the trains in time.
哦 Oh.
我成功了 我阻止了火车 I did it! I stopped the train!
哦 汤米 你在这里干什么 Oh, Tommy, what are you doing here?
看 腌黄瓜先生找回了我的腿部支架 Look, Mr. Pickles found my leg braces.
- 哦 - 好孩子 - Oh! - Good boy!
但是谁偷了火车桥 But who stole the train bridge?
是那个扮超级英雄的老家伙 That was the old Super Hero Guy.
他偷了那东西可以换钱 用来买酸爽糖球 He stole it so he could cash it for super sour balls
他的屁股是可以爽上天 that he could stick up his butt!
哦 好的 说得通 Oh, okay, that make sense.
但是那个拯救大家穿着机甲套装的人是谁 But who was that hero in the robo-suit who saved the day?
哦 我知道是谁 Oh, I know who it was.
他是汤 It was Tom...
超级英雄的真实身份永远不能被揭露 A superhero must never reveal his true identity.
哦 当然 得力助手 Oh, yep. Total sidekick.
不 你对我做了什么 No! What have you done to me?!
嘿 我的屁股在哪 Hey, where's my butt at?
我想塞些酸爽糖球进去 I'm trying to shove some sour balls up in there!
哦 Ow!
哦 我们出发吧 Oh, there they go!