TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
[SCREAMING]
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[WOLF HOWLS]
[PANTING]
[HUMMING]
[SIZZLING]
[SLURPING]
[GROANING]
[CHOMPING]
YES, COURAGE.
THE CHICKEN DUMPLINGS ARE JUST ABOUT DONE.
I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE.
YES!
EUSTACE! DINNER'S ABOUT READY!
HERE YOU GO.
MMM! MMM! MMM!
MMM! MMM!
[GULPS LOUDLY]
[LAUGHING]
[GULPING]
HUH?
[WHINES]
[COOING]
OOH!
[WAILING]
BABY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BALL.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
OOH!
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
[CHUCKLES]
HENRY.
[COOING]
[GRUNTING]
[WHINES]
[GRUNTS]
[COURAGE WAILING]
HE'S STUCK!
HENRY, WE HAVE TO GET HIM TO THE VET.
[COURAGE WAILING]
[CRASH]
AHH! OK!
OOH!
[GIGGLES]
[SQUEAK]
MAY I TALK WITH THE TWO OF YOU FOR A MOMENT...
IN PRIVATE?
YEAH!
[GURGLING]
[GRUNTING]
[SNAP]
[WAILING]
HUH?
Parents: HELP! HELP! HELP!
LET US GO!
DON'T TAKE ME FROM MY BABY!
DON'T DO IT TO US!
HELP!
HELP! HELP!
HELP!
Eustace: MURIEL!
WHERE'S MY DINNER?
[GRUMBLING]
HERE YOU ARE, EUSTACE--
SOME NICE, HOT CHICKEN DUMPLINGS.
WHAT'S WITH THE STUPID DOG?
AND WHAT'S HE DOING SITTING AT THE TABLE?
[WHINES]
COURAGE! YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR DUMPLINGS.
IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM?
[SNIFFS]
DUMPLING HOGGING DOG!
HUMAN FOOD'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
MURIEL! FROM NOW ON, IT'S DOG FOOD FOR THE DOG.
[CRASH]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
[HUMMING]
OH, MY!
COURAGE, YOU'RE STILL HERE!
YOU HAVEN'T MOVED SINCE LAST NIGHT!
WHY IS THAT DOG STILL SITTING AT THE TABLE?
EUSTACE, I'M WORRIED ABOUT COURAGE.
I THINK HE'S NOT WELL.
I'VE GOT JUST THE CURE.
BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!
I THINK IT'S TIME WE TOOK COURAGE TO THE VET.
[GASPS]
LET US GO!
DON'T TAKE ME FROM MY BABY!
[WAILS]
OOH!
[ROARS]
BAA!
[SCREAMS]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[GIGGLES]
HELP! LET US GO! HELP!
[WAILING]
[WHINING]
MM-HMM. OOH.
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO WITH THE DOG,
BUT I'D LIKE TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH HIM...
ALONE.
OF COURSE, DOCTOR.
NO!
NO NEED TO BE AFRAID, COURAGE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
[BARKING]
EEEH!
HEY!
COURAGE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
STUPID DOG!
[SHRIEKING]
COURAGE!
[PANTING]
[DOGS WHINING]
[GRUNTING]
Courage's dad: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US?
Parents: HELP! HELP!
[GASPS]
HELP!
[CHUCKLING]
HELP! HELP!
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
[SNICKERING]
[BARKING]
[BUZZING]
[WHINING]
HEY!
[GASPS]
READY FOR THE TRIP?
[SNICKERING]
IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.
[COMPUTER BEEPING AND WHIRRING]
[BUZZING]
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[THUMP]
Muriel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY COURAGE?
[WHINING]
YOU'VE SEEN TOO MUCH!
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST HUMANS TO SEE
MY SECRET EXPERIMENT AT WORK.
BREEDING DOGS IN SPACE IS THE FUTURE!
Muriel: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
[WHINING]
HELP!
[BARKING]
[BUZZING]
[MUMBLING]
[WHINING]
AAH!
[THUD]
[WHINING]
[BUZZING]
LET GO! HEY!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
[CLATTERING]
WHOO, OOH, WHOA!
[BUZZING]
[GRUNTING]
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR TRIP, LITTLE DOG.
[SNICKERING]
AAH!
[SHOUTING]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
[CRASH]
[BUZZING]
NO!
[CLANG]
[SNICKERS]
OH!
Computer: 5...4...
3...2...1...
BLAST.
OH, COURAGE, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
HE STILL AIN'T SITTIN' AT THE TABLE.
[DISTANT BARKING]
[WHINING]
Muriel: OH, MY! YOU POOR THING!
OUT HERE ALL ALONE?
WHAT COURAGE YOU HAVE!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME HOME WITH ME?
[WHINING]
I'LL CALL YOU COURAGE.
WE'LL HAVE A GRAND TIME.
ISN'T IT GRAND BEING TOGETHER--
OUR COZY, WEE FAMILY?
[GRUMBLES]
I WONDER WHAT BECAME OF THE CRUEL, OLD VETERINARIAN?
[COURAGE GROWLS]
[GROWLING]
AAH!
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] [DOG GROWLS]
OH!
[SCREAMING]
[SQUEAKING]
[GRUMBLING]
[CRASH]
[GASPS]
HUH?
STUPID DOG!
YOU DID IT WRONG,
JUST LIKE YOU PAINTED THE CHICKEN COOP WRONG!
AND YOU DID A LOUSY JOB REPAIRING THE WINDMILL!
YOU CAN'T DO NOTHIN' RIGHT,
YOU AMATEUR!
YOU OUGHT TO GO TO RIGHT-THING-DOING SCHOOL--
SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE YOU PERFECT.
[WHINES]
Muriel: EUSTACE! PACKAGE FOR YOU!
I THINK IT'S THAT BUGLE.
MY BUGLE!
[SMACK]
[WHINES]
[LAUGHS]
[BLOWS SOUR NOTES]
OOH!
WHAT?
EHH!
GONNA FIX THIS THING RIGHT UP.
[LAUGHS]
MEANTIME, YOU OIL THE BOILER.
AND DO IT RIGHT!
[BLOWS]
AAH!
[LAUGHS]
COURAGE, WHY DON'T YOU COME HELP ME MAKE BAKLAVA?
I'VE NEVER MADE IT BEFORE.
[GIGGLES]
[WOMAN SINGING MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC]
REMEMBER, COURAGE,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIN, CRISP, AND LIGHTER THAN AIR.
MM-HMM!
LIGHTER THAN AIR.
HUH?
OH, WELL.
DON'T WORRY, COURAGE.
THIS TIME, YOU CRUSH THE NUTS
AND I'LL BREAD THE FISH.
[HUMMING]
[GRUNTS]
OH, COURAGE.
THAT TABLE WASN'T VERY STURDY, WAS IT?
GET GO EUSTACE, AND I'LL TIDY UP.
[GASPS]
YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
AAH!
WHAT'S WRONG, COURAGE?
[JABBERING]
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
[JABBERING]
[GROWLING]
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GO FETCH EUSTACE,
AND ¦ TIDY UP.
Woman: THAT IS NO WAY TO STAND.
OW!
I WANT TO SEE PERFECT POSTURE.
SHOULDERS BACK!
CHIN OUT, EARS UP,
AND WALK.
EYES AHEAD.
EVEN STEPS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
CAN YOU WALK CORRECTLY?
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
Woman: IF THOSE BOOKS STAY IN PLACE,
YOU'RE WALKING PERFECTLY. GO.
[GRUNTING]
YOU'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT PERFECT!
[WHINES]
Woman: CAN YOU SPEAK CORRECTLY?
UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
NOW, REPEAT AFTER ME,
AND DO IT PERFECTLY.
THE TURKEY IN ALBUQUERQUE
IS POSITIVELY PERKY.
[JABBERING]
NO! NO! I SAID PERFECTLY!
NOW, TRY AGAIN.
THE TURRRRKEY.
[JABBERS]
I WANT A PERFECT "URR."
URRRRR.
UUHHH?
URRRRRRRR.
[HOWLS]
YOUR SPEECH IS ABOMINABLE.
YOUR WALKING IS A DISGRACE.
[WHINES]
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
OBSERVE EACH DETAIL OF THE DRAWING,
AND YOUR TOWER WILL BE...
PERFECT!
[SMACK]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
LOOK AT THE WORK OF ANOTHER OF MY PUPILS--
A PERFEC PUPIL.
[SIGHS]
[LAUGHING] I'M PERFECT!
Woman: AS YOU CAN SEE,
YOURS IS DECIDEDLY NOT PERFECT!
[GASPS]
IT'S LATE.
WE HAVE A LOT TO COVER TOMORROW,
SO YOUR LAST ASSIGNMENT OF THE DAY IS...
GO TO BED AND SLEEP...PERFECTLY!
CAN YOU DO THAT?
[SNORING]
[ECHOING] YOU'RE NOT PERFECT.
[SHRIEKING]
[SIGHS AND SNORES]
[BUZZ]
[WITCH LAUGHTER]
[SHRIEKING]
[SNORING]
[SCREAMING]
STUPID DOG!
[SNORING]
[LAUGHING]
AAH!
[BLOWS BUGLE]
[SNORING]
AAH!
[CRACKING]
AAH!
[MOANS]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
[BLOWS]
YOU'RE LATE.
[MOANS]
[SMACK]
BE PERFECTLY QUIET!
SIT UP STRAIGHT!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A SURPRISE FINAL EXAM TODAY.
[JABBERING]
IF YOU DON'T GET A PERFECT SCORE ON THIS EXAM,
THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
EVERYWHERE YOU GO, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
EVERYONE WILL KNOW THAT YOU'RE...
IMPERFECT.
[JABBERING]
YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?
UH-HUH.
MAKE IT QUICK!
WHILE YOU'RE THERE,
PRACTICE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH.
DO IT PERFECTLY.
Man's voice: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PERFECT.
HUH?
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE, COURAGE.
WITH ALL YOUR IMPERFECTIONS,
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
[GASPS]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME BAKLAVA, COURAGE?
IT'S MORE LIKE GUM, REALLY,
BUT YOU CAN BLOW THE SWEETEST BUBBLES!
[LAUGHING] OH!
[BUGLE BLAST]
[LAUGHING] I'M GOING TO START
ME OWN BAND OF CRACKED HORNS!
HEY!
AND NOW, FOR YOUR FINAL EXAMINATION,
DRAW A PERFECT NUMBER 6.
[GASPS]
TIME'S UP!
I DON'T SEE A 6 HERE!
[WOMAN SINGING MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC]
[CRICKET CHIRPING]
[WOMAN SINGING]
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING IN ANGER]
THAT'S NOT PERFECT!
YOU ARE AN IMPERFECT DOG.
NOW YOU'LL NEVER REACH THE PERFECT...
[GARBLED] LEVEL OF PERFECTION.
[CHUCKLES]
[GIGGLES]
[BLOWS]
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
Woman: PERFECT!
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STUPID DOG!