COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW.
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAGG.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
[SCREAMING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
COURAGE, LOOK!
IT'S A PERFECT FIT.
SUCH A LOVELY ACTRESS.
[SIGH]
Eustace: STUPID GIRLY-HANDED DOG.
HA HA HA!
HEY!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FOOL.
I MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
EH, LOUSY HIPPY.
COME ON. LET'S GET GOING.
TO THINK I'M WALKING THE SAME SIDEWALK
AS DELORES DELORES.
YEAH, YEAH.
ISN'T HOLLOWOOD
JUST THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH?
NOPE.
COME ON, EUSTACE.
LOOK AROUND.
DON'T ALL THE LIGHTS MAKE YOU WANT TO SAY,
"HOLLOWOOD, I'M YOURS.
TAKE ME"?
AAH!
NO!
HA HA HA!
HA HA!
[SCREAMING]
OOH!
MAYBE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TOURS.
OF WHAT-- THE STARS' SEWER SYSTEM?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
AAH!
OOPS.
DON'T BE SCARED, COURAGE.
IT'S ONLY A--
CREATURE IN THE WALL.
CREATURE IN THE-- AAH!
WELCOME TO HOLLOWOOD CABARET.
I'M YOUR HOST, YOUR EMCEE,
YOUR AUDIENCE FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW.
WHAT'S THE COVER CHARGE?
THERE IS NO COVER CHARGE.
IN THAT CASE, START THE SHOW
AND BRING ME SOME CHOPPED MEAT.
AH, YES.
THE SHOW WILL BEGIN SOON.
YOU ARE THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR THIS EVENING.
NO!
I DON'T DO NO ENTERTAINING.
OH. I'M PREPARED TO COMPENSATE YOU
FOR YOUR TALENT.
IF I LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE,
I WILL GIVE YOU...
A SOLID GOLD TRUCK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
HEH HEH HEH!
WHERE'S MY SPOTLIGHT?
♪ WAY DOWN UPON THE SUWANNEE RIVER ♪
♪ GIVE ME MY TRUCK
OH! OH! OH!
EUSTACE NEVER COULD SING.
AAH!
OH, MY!
THE OLD MAN GAVE ME HEARTBURN.
LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT PERFORMER.
YOU, MADAME.
UH! UH-UH!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
I--I'M NOT REALLY AN ENTERTAINER.
I MEAN, I WAS THE LEAD BUTTERCUP
IN THE MIDDLE-SCHOOL FLOWER PAGEANT,
BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
IF I LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE,
I'LL GIVE YOU THE LIFE OF ONE OF HOLLOWOOD'S GREATEST LEGENDS.
IT WILL BE AS IF YOU STEPPED INSIDE THE SKIN OF...
DELORES DELORES.
NO!
COURAGE, YOU'RE UPSTAGING ME.
GIVE ME AN "F" SHARP ABOVE HIGH "C."
[WHIMPERING]
[PLAYING DRAMATIC TUNE]
NOW, COURAGE,
IT'S NOT YOUR TURN TO SHOW OFF.
[PLINKS KEY]
♪ MI MI MI MI MI
♪ I'M CALLED LITTLE BUTTERCUP ♪
♪ DEAR LITTLE BUTTERCUP
♪ THOUGH I COULD NEVER--
AAH!
Creature: UH! UH!
AAH!
MORE HEARTBURN.
UH! UH! UH!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM FOR ME, DOG?
UH-UH!
OH, REALLY?
WHAT IF I OFFER YOU
1,000 POUNDS OF THE FINEST SIRLOIN--
RARE AND EXTRA JUICY,
PREPARED BY THE WORLD'S FINEST CROATIAN CHEF?
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
YOU'D LIKE YOUR FAMILY BACK, WOULD YOU?
HMM...
WHAT IF I OFFERED YOU
A YARD FILLED WITH HANDMADE ITALIAN SHOES,
CRAFTED OF THE FINEST LEATHER
BY AGED ARTISANS
FOR YOU TO CHEW ON TO YOUR HEART'S DELIGHT?
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
LOOK, DOG.
PERFORM FOR ME.
IF YOU PLEASE ME,
I'LL LET YOU PICK YOUR PRIZE,
AND WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH IT TAKES TO BUY YOU.
I'LL TAKE IT.
HMM. I THINK I MIGHT ENJOY THIS.
[TARZAN YELL]
HA HA HA!
[TARZAN YELL]
UH!
AAH!
HA HA HA!
HO HO HO!
COURAGE, SAVE US.
I THINK WE'RE GETTING DIGESTED.
Creature: YES, IN A POOL OF MY STOMACH ACID.
ALL THIS CALLOUS, SELFISH BEHAVIOR--
PEOPLE SELLING THEMSELVES--
THEIR TALENT, THEIR ART--
FOR FAME AND FORTUNE.
IT MAKES ME SICK.
OOH! OOH!
Eustace: HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE-- CHOPPED LIVER?
UH!
WHAT'S THAT?
AAH!
[GASP]
AAH!
EEH!
Courage: AAH!
OW! OOH! UH!
SO YOU REALLY DON'T WANT A GLAMOROUS PRIZE?
NO.
YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN LEAVING HERE WITH YOUR FAMILY?
UH-HUH.
AH! I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED
SUCH SELFLESS, GENEROUS BEHAVIOR.
I--I--
[GASP]
COURAGE, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR HOST.
YEAH, HE'S A LOUSY HOST.
I THINK HE'S HAVING SOME SORT OF SEIZURE.
MY--MY HEART--
OVER THERE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.
COURAGE, DO SOMETHING.
WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM SUFFER.
[GASPING]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
COURAGE!
[SIGH]
UH! UH! UH!
[BEEPING]
[TARZAN YELL]
EEH! EEH!
UH! UH! UH!
[BEEPING]
OH! YAY!
COURAGE, YOU DID IT.
YOU GOT HIS HEART GOING GOOD AND REGULAR.
OH! YOU--
YOU SAVED YOUR FAMILY,
AND THEN YOU SAVED ME.
I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT ANYONE COULD BE SO GIVING,
SO GENEROUS.
MY HEARTBURN IS GONE.
I--I FEEL-- I FEEL OPTIMISTIC.
OH!
[GASP]
QUACK QUACK!
I THINK HE'S GETTING BACK TO HIS OLD SELF,
WHATEVER HIS OLD SELF WAS.
I WAS SO BITTER,
SO DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLE'S CALLOUSNESS
THAT I BECAME AN ULCER IN MY OWN STOMACH,
BUT YOU FREED ME.
HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND FINISHING THE SONG.
JUST FOR THE LOVE OF SINGING.
I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.
I WOULDN'T.
♪ MI MI MI MI MI MI
OH!
MOVE IT, FAT LADY.
♪ I'M CALLED LITTLE BUTTERCUP ♪
♪ DEAR LITTLE BUTTERCUP
♪ THOUGH I COULD NEVER TELL-- ♪
AAH!
OOH!
[SPLASH]
HMM!
EW!
[BEEPING]
HUH?
COURAGE!
I THOUGHT YOU RETURNED THAT
TO THE LIBRARY AGES AGO.
HA HA!
OH, MY.
THIS BOOK IS DUE TWO YEARS AGO NEXT TUESDAY.
IT'S A WONDER WE ALL HAVEN'T BEEN ARRESTED
AND SENT TO LIBRARY PRISON.
YOU'D BETTER RETURN THIS RIGHT AWAY.
AAH!
SHH!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
SHH!
KA-CHING!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
SHH!
DING! DING!
HEE HEE!
Together: RETURN WHAT YOU OWE,
OR YOU OWE AND OWE AND OWE!
Courage: AAH!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
EEH!
[WHIMPERING]
COURAGE, I DON'T THINK IT'S MUCH,
BUT IT'S ALL THE SAVINGS I'VE GOT.
IF THE DOG HAS TO PAY A BOOK FINE,
HE SHOULD EARN THE MONEY HIS OWN SELF.
[MUTTERING]
HA HA HA!
EUSTACE, WE SHOULD HELP THE POOR DEAR.
HE'S IN THIS WAY OVER HIS HEAD.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR READING BOOKS.
TV IS FREE!
WELL, IF WE STILL HAVE THE BOOK,
WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT.
OH!
AND TV DON'T GIVE YOU PAPER CUTS, NEITHER.
AAH!
STUPID SHARP BOOK.
Lions: YOU OWE AND OWE
AND OWE AND OWE
AND OWE AND OWE AND OWE...
I FEEL ODD.
ME, TOO.
[GRUNTING]
ARG! SPIKES AND SPINES, SPINES AND SPIKES.
A PRICKLE OF PIXIES, A PIXIE I LIKES.
[MEN YODELING]
HA HA HA!
I AM THE PIXIE.
THE PIXIE AM I.
I'M A BLIP. I'M A BLUR.
I'M A BLINK OF AN EYE.
UH!
PICKLES AND PRICKLES. PRICKLES AND STICKS.
I SPY THE PIXIE.
COME HERE, LITTLE PIX.
WHAT? ARG!
OOH!
HA HA HA!
[GASP]
[MURIEL GIGGLING]
Eustace: ARG!
[GIGGLING]
ARG!
YOU! AAH!
UH!
[GIGGLING]
[GULP]
[MURIEL GIGGLING]
WHEE!
FLYING FAIRY FRIEND,
IT'S YOU!
COME WITH ME, FAIRY.
WE'LL FLIT, AND WE'LL FLY.
WE'LL TRICKLE THAT PRICKLE,
JUST YOU AND JUST I.
COME AND FLY, FAIRY FRIEND.
WHEE!
[CRASH]
AAH!
SPIKE, THE CACTUS BOY, IT'S YOU!
COME WITH ME, SPIKEY.
WE'LL SPIKE THAT OLD PIX.
BRING YOUR BEST TROUBLE AND TREACHEROUS TRICKS.
[GIGGLING]
HA HA! ARG!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[GASP]
AND THEN WE'LL ALL FLITTER AND FLUTTER
SO FREE.
WE'LL ALL BE PIXIES. PIXIES WE'LL BE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
HA HA!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
UH!
OW! OW!
OH!
THERE, FAIRY FRIEND.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? WE KNOW HOW TO FLY.
[GIGGLING]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
YOU SICK?
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
HMM. LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT HER,
SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT I CAN DO,
ANYTHING AT ALL.
Eustace: SPIKE!
EEH!
SHARPEN ME PRICKLES.
[GRATING]
TO CAPTURE THAT PIXIE,
WE'LL TAKE TO THE SEA,
WHERE PIXIES AND SALT AIR
DON'T EVER AGREE!
[BELL JINGLING]
THAT'S MY SHIP.
GO GET IT!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
AFTER THE PIXIE!
[GIGGLING]
OW!
SPIKEY,
I DON'T LIKEY!
AAH!
UH!
AAH!
FAIRY FRIEND!
YOU ARE RIGHT.
SHE IS OUT OF IT.
NOTHING I CAN DO, NOTHING AT ALL.
I'LL SEE YOU IN FAIRY LAND.
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[GASP]
[GIGGLING]
THERE YOU ARE!
HA HA HA!
ARG!
UH!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
SHH!
DING! DING!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
BOO!
WOOF! WOOF!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[CROWD TALKING ALL AT ONCE]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
SHH!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
DING!
OH!
DING! DING! DING!
YOU HAVE RETURNED AND PAID WHAT YOU OWED--
WHAT YOU OWED!
YES!
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[LAUGHING]
HEE HEE HEE!
ARG!
OH!
EUSTACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DANG IF I KNOW, WOMAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[HISSING]
HUH?
AAH!
[LAUGHTER]
AAH!
OOH!
SHH!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
BAA!
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA!