COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGG.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
BOOGA, BOOGA, BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Voice: WATCH...
AS THE DISEASE TAKES HOLD.
OW!
POOR FELLA.
NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP IT.
UHH!
Second voice: ENOUGH! I CAN'T WATCH.
THIS DISEASE HAS CLAIMED TOO MANY OF US BACK HOME.
OUR RACE IS BEATING ITSELF OUT OF EXISTENCE.
YOU'D THINK WE COULD FIND A CURE WITH ALL OUR KNOWLEDGE
AND ALL OUR ARMS.
WE WILL FIND THE CURE, CAPTAIN LAZZO.
WE'VE LOCATED A RACE OF BEINGS WHO ONLY USE THEIR ARMS TO BEAT EACH OTHER UP,
NEVER THEMSELVES.
WILL WE BE ABLE TO HYBRIDIZE WITH THEM
AND CONQUER THIS DEADLY SCOURGE?
WE'LL SEE.
WE'RE BRINGING THE SUBJECTS ABOARD MOMENTARILY.
EUSTACE, I THINK I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE FLYING DREAMS AGAIN.
WELL, DREAM OF SLEEPING-- AND SHUT UP!
I HAVE A FEELING TODAY'S GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY.
JUST GORGEOUS!
[YAWNS]
DOG, GET ME MY NEWSPAPER.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
HUH?
AAH!
COURAGE, YOU SHOULD REALLY PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.
[BABBLING]
OF COURSE I'LL MAKE YOU BLUEBERRY PANCAKES.
AAH!
MURIEL, YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE TILL I GET MY BREAKFAST.
AAH!
Lazzo: KILL THE SANITIZING LIGHTS.
Muriel: OH, MY.
Eustace: WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?
Lazzo: WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE.
COFFEE! I WANT COFFEE!
WITH YOUR INDULGENCE, WE WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP
IN PREVENTING OUR RACE FROM BECOMING EXTINCT.
WHO CARES?
OH, YOU POOR THINGS.
BOYS, WE'RE BEING ASKED TO HELP THESE NICE ODD-LOOKING STRANGERS
FROM BECOMING EXTINCT.
I THINK IT'S ONLY NEIGHBORLY TO GIVE THEM A HAND.
NO!
BEGIN D.N.A. TRANSFUSION.
RIGHT.
EH?
AAH!
WHAT?
OH, MY.
[BABBLING]
COURAGE, HELP US.
WE ONLY NEED HELP FROM THOSE WHO WALK UPRIGHT LIKE US.
YOU, 4-LEGGED ONE, YOU CAN RELAX.
NO!
I'M SURE MY SCIENCE OFFICER CAN CALM YOUR FEARS
BY EXPLAINING TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING. JAY?
RIGHT.
YOU ARE BEING INFUSED WITH OUR D.N.A.
SO THAT YOU CAN BECOME HYBRID BEINGS
AND DEVELOP ANTIBODIES TO THE DISEASE THAT IS DESTROYING US.
WE WILL THEN EXTRACT THE ANTIBODIES FROM YOU
AND CREATE A SERUM THAT WILL CURE US.
AND AFTER YOU ALL ARE CURED, WE'LL BE FINE AS NEW?
ASK HIM.
I CAN'T BOTHER WITH THAT NOW.
[SCREAMING]
I ONLY WANTED TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR.
NEXT TIME, LET THE NEIGHBORS GET EXTINCT AND GET ME MY BREAKFAST.
THE D.N.A. SHOULD BE TAKING EFFECT.
[GROANING]
GOLLY!
AAH!
NO!
WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO ACCEPT OUR D.N.A. AND STABILIZE.
AAH!
MOO!
HMM.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
AAH!
MOO!
RIGHT.
NOW WE ADMINISTER THE DISEASE
AND THEN HOPE FOR ANTIBODIES TO FORM.
HOW WILL WE KNOW IF THEY FORM ANTIBODIES?
IF THEY FORM ANTIBODIES, THE DISEASE WOULD NOT AFFECT THEM.
IF THEY DON'T START BEATING THEMSELVES UP, WE'RE SAVED.
NOW WE'LL SEE HOW THEY'RE REACTING.
[CLOCK TICKS IN TIME TO GAME SHOW THEME]
OHH!
UH!
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TELEMARKETER.
OHH! OHH!
AAH!
OH!
OW!
OHH! AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR THE DAY. OHH.
LOOK OUT! DISEASE JUICE.
HMM.
[WHISTLES]
HA HA HA.
OW!
OUCH!
OHH.
OW.
HEH HEH HEH.
WHAT?
AAH!
COURAGE, IT'S NO USE.
SAVE YOURSELF.
[BABBLES]
BLAH!
COURAGE, YOU DRANK THE DISEASE!
EWW!
JAY, LOOK! THE 4-LEGGED ONE IS IMMUNE.
CAN WE GET THE SERUM FROM HIM?
FIRST, WE HAVE TO HYBRIDIZE HIM.
COURAGE, HELP US.
THE BIG SLIDING THING.
EWW!
OOH!
OH?
THERE. YOU'RE READY TO PRODUCE SERUM.
AHH.
THERE. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH SERUM TO CURE EVERYONE, CAPTAIN LAZZO.
AH! AND IT'S TASTY, TOO.
RIGHT.
AHH, MUCH BETTER.
AH, SO GOOD TO BE HOME.
I HOPE EUSTACE FINDS HIS WAY BACK.
[GRUMBLING]
THAT AIN'T HAM AND EGGS.
I WANT HAM AND...
[SNIFFLE]
I WANT EGGS.
[WHIMPERING]
MOMMY!
HA HA HA.
Jay: RIGHT.
Muriel: ALMOST DONE.
I THOUGHT THE PERIWINKLE YARN WOULD BE STRIKING.
BUT, OH, THAT MELLOW YELLOW JUST MAKES THE BLANKET.
YELLOW SCHMELLOW!
HURRY IT UP. I'M FREEZING.
AND...DONE!
[GRUMBLING]
COME TO PAPA.
HERE YOU GO.
HUH?
[SIGHS]
GORGEOUS.
MURIEL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GIVING A NEW BLANKET TO THAT FILTHY DOG?
HA HA HA.
OH, EUSTACE. YOU HAVE THAT PERFECTLY COMFY CHAIR TO SIT IN.
AND WHAT DOES COURAGE HAVE?
ONLY A WEE BLANKY.
"COURAGE, COURAGE, COURAGE."
THAT STUPID DOG GETS
ALL THE GOOD STUFF AROUND HERE.
I HATE THAT DUMB DOG.
OH, DON'T YOU FRET, COURAGE.
HE DOESN'T HATE YOU.
[WHIMPERS]
Eustace: TIME FOR THAT DOG TO GET FOR GOOD.
OPERATOR, I'M GONNA NEED A FEW NUMBERS.
HA HA HA.
Eustace: WELL, I'M A MAN OF FEW WORDS.
SO LET'S JUST GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY.
WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR?
All: REVENGE.
HEH HEH HEH.
AND WHO ARE WE GOING TO DESTROY?
All: THAT STUPID DOG.
[LAUGHTER]
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO SHOPPING WHILE EUSTACE COOLED OFF.
NOW WE'RE ALL STOCKED UP ON YOUR FAVORITE
VINEGAR-DIPPED, LIVER SUPREME DOG FOOD.
YECCH.
[CREATURES CHEERING]
EUSTACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
WHAT?
EUSTACE, WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?
WHAT RUCKUS?
Creatures: DESTROY THE STUPID DOG!
UH...
Creature: LIE, MAN, LIE.
THAT'S MY FRIENDS.
IT'S A MEN'S CLUB.
AND NO DOGS ALLOWED!
FRIENDS?
BUT YOU CAN BRING US SOME SANDWICHES.
SO, HOW DO WE SABOTAGE THE DOG?
Creature: YEAH, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
THE PLAN IS WE KIDNAP MURIEL.
THAT STUPID DOG WILL COME TO HER RESCUE,
AND WE'LL HAVE HIM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM.
YES, SET A TRAP.
SOMETHING CUNNING,
ELABORATE, OVER-THE-TOP.
BUT HE'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS.
WHY DON'T WE JUST--
OW! WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY?
HA HA HA.
GOOD-BYE, STUPID DOG.
KEEP STIRRING THE PUDDING, COURAGE, OR IT WILL BURN.
DON'T STOP STIRRING NO MATTER WHAT.
WHEW.
[ALL HUMMING]
WELL, EVERYONE HELP YOURSELF TO A FINGER SANDWICH.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEN'S CLUB.
EUSTACE!
OH!
OHH, OHH.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NAUGHTY MEN'S CLUBS, ISN'T IT?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH EUSTACE?
FORGET EUSTACE, SEE.
WE WANT THE DOG. NOW, GET TO SCREAMING.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET US THAT DOG, SEE.
NO, I WON'T DO IT.
Cat: ALLOW ME.
HA HA HA.
OH, NO. DON'T MIX THE COLORS.
HA HA HA.
NOT THAT! NO! NO!
[MURIEL SCREAMING]
AAH!
YEAH, REMEMBER US?
Courage: OH, NO!
YOU LICKED US GOOD, SEE.
COOKED US GOOD, TOO.
REMEMBER THAT?
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY COURAGE?
NOW WE'RE GOING TO PUT THE SQUEEZE ON YOU, SEE.
HA HA HA.
AAH!
READY FOR A LITTLE SPORT BEFORE SLOW DYING, DEAR BOY?
UH-UH.
LET'S PLAY...
DODGE BALL.
AAH!
THESE ARE THE RULES.
THE BALL, SHE IS ROUND.
THE LOSER, HE IS FINI. ¦
HOO HOO. HOO HOO HOO HOO.
[WHIMPERS]
HEE HEE HEE.
WHO INVITED THIS UNREFINED BEAST?
MY SPICY CAJUN PIEROGIES ARE KNOWN TO PACK A WALLOP.
HA HA HA.
[BABBLING]
POOEY!
AAH!
OUCH.
HA HA HA HA.
[LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER]
TIME OUT! TIME OUT!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
GOOD BOY, COURAGE. GO GET 'EM!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
LE HALFTIME.
♪ HALFTIME SHOW
♪ YEAH, YEAH
♪ NO, NO
♪ HALFTIME SHOW
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
AAH!
OHH, OHH.
HA! STUPID DOG.
THIS IS IT!
Muriel: COME ON, COURAGE. YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THEM.
COME ON, COURAGE. WHAT CAN YOU DO?
AAH!
STUPID DOG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
WHEW.
OOH!
[BUZZER]
[HUMMING]
[SIGHS]
OH, MY.
COURAGE, WHAT BIG LUNGS YOU HAVE.
THE WINNER!
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
MEN'S CLUB, HUH?
OH, HELLO, MURIEL.
OW!
WHAT DID I DO?
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW, EUSTACE.
[GRUMBLING]
STUPID DOG!
COURAGE.
[COURAGE SCREAMING]
Little Toe: HOW'S THAT FOR MENACE?
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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