COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[YAWN]
AAH!
SHUT UP!
EUSTACE, LEAVE COURAGE ALONE.
[GIBBERISH]
MY, MY. 'TIS A GORGEOUS DAY.
A LOVELY...GIANT SQUID?!
COURAGE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK THIS IS A GIANT SQUID NEST.
AAH!
AND THIS IS A GIANT SQUID MUM
SITTING ON HER GIANT SQUID EGGS.
JUST LIKE ON TELLY.
HOW EXCITIN'.
[HOWLS]
YOU MAKE OUR GUEST FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
AAH!
Eustace: WHO'S THAT?
WHO'S SITTIN' ON MY PROPERTY?
WHAT ARE YOU, A FAIRY?
TELL YOUR FRIEND WE DON'T GOT NO ROOM FOR BIG, UGLY SLUGS.
EUSTACE, THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO OUR NEW GUEST.
ESPECIALLY IN HER CONDITION.
BIG DEAL.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM, MY DEAR?
ATLANTA?
OH, YOU'RE NOT FROM EARTH AT ALL.
EUSTACE, I THINK OUR GUEST IS A SPACE SQUID
WHO'S ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH TO SPACE SQUID BABIES.
WHAT A PRICELESS EXPERIENCE.
PRICELESS? I GOTTA MAKE A CALL.
HEH HEH HEH.
IS THIS YOUR STAR?
OH, MY!
YOU MAKE STARS!
YOU MAKE THE STARS IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE?
ARE THERE OTHERS LIKE YOU?
OH, NO.
WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY, MY DEAR.
WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU.
WHO CALLED THE SECRET DEPARTMENT
OF SPACE SQUIDS?
Eustace: HEE HEE HEE!
WHERE'S MY MILLION BUCKS?
I'M RICH!
RICH, RICH, RICH!
SORRY, MA'AM. THIS SQUID IS OUT OF YOUR HANDS.
SHE'S GOVERNMENT PROPERTY, NOW.
THIS SQUID IS THE LAST OF HER KIND AND SHE'S A MOTHER-TO-BE.
IF YOU'RE TAKING THIS SQUID,
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME.
OOH!
ARREST THAT WOMAN FOR INSUBORDINATION.
AAH!
[GIBBERISH]
[SCREAMS]
OK, THEN.
OOH!
FREEDOM TO THE SQUID! FREEDOM TO THE SQUID!
TIME IS CRITICAL.
LET'S SET UP THE LAB HERE.
WHOA!
NO!
GOOD, GOOD. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME,
I'LL BE AT THE OFFICER'S CLUB GETTING MY EARS IRRIGATED.
[GIBBERISH]
COURAGE, I'M WORRIED ABOUT MAMA SQUID.
LOOK AT HER. SHE'S SO SAD.
I THINK SHE'S WITHERING AWAY.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET THOSE EGGS BACK UNDER THAT SQUID,
OR ELSE THERE'LL NEVER BE ANY NEW STARS IN THE SKY.
GO HELP HER!
[GULP]
Man: HEY!
EEK!
YOU DON'T HAVE CLEARANCE!
OOH!
OOCHIE, OOCHIE, OOCHIE, COO!
HA HA HA.
[GASP]
HEE HEE HEE!
THAT LOOK ODD TO YOU?
NOPE!
HEY!
ARG!
[GASP]
COME ON. HATCH, HATCH!
YAY!
HEE HEE HEE!
AH, COURAGE.
YOU'RE PART OF THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH, YOU ARE.
COURAGE, LOOK!
HOW LOVELY.
SHE'S BECOMING A GARDEN.
FROM MAKING STARS ABOVE,
TO MAKING FLOWERS ON THE EARTH.
NOW THAT'S THE MYSTERY OF LIFE, IT IS.
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO THE SECRET DEPARTMENT OF MILITARY COVER-UPS.
PROMISE YOU WON'T BREATHE A WORD OF THIS TO ANYONE?
DON'T WORRY.
YOUR LYING WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
MM-HMM.
OK, THEN.
OOH!
GOOD THING THE MONEY WE GAVE THAT OLD FARMER
WAS MADE OUT OF SECRET EXPERIMENTAL ROCKET FUEL.
3, 2, 1...
AAH!
OH, MY!
OOMPH!
YOU STUPID DOG!
CHILDREN,
I KNOW YOU HAVE ALL BEEN ANXIOUS FOR A MISSION OF YOUR OWN.
NOW I MUST CALL ON YOU FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT MISSION OF ALL.
IT IS UP TO YOU TO RESTORE HONOR TO OUR FAMILY
AND AVENGE YOUR FATHER.
LOOK HOW YOUR PROUD AND VALIANT FATHER WAS FUMIGATED...
OH!
BY THIS DOG.
[GROWL]
NOW, GO TO EARTH AND DESTROY DOG COURAGE...
UH-HUH.
OR DON'T COME HOME!
AAH!
[GROWLS]
HEE HEE HEE.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE FINALLY REDECORATING THIS OLD CHICKEN COOP.
PINK IS THE PERFECT COLOR FOR A CHICKEN COOP.
HUH? PINK?
WHOA!
WE'RE NOT RAISING ANY GIRLY CHICKENS HERE, MURIEL.
PINK IS VERY STYLISH, EUSTACE.
BIG DEAL.
WELL, LET'S LET COURAGE DECIDE.
WHY?
[TEAPOT WHISTLES]
OOH, MY TEA!
PAINT IT BLUE, YOU STUPID GIRLY-DOG.
HUH?
AAH!
[GASP]
EEK!
AAH!
[GIBBERISH]
OH, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
ALL RIGHT, COURAGE.
WE'LL HELP YOU FINISH PAINTING.
COME ON, EUSTACE.
[EUSTACE MUTTERING]
NO!
OH, MY!
[CLUCK CLUCK]
BUT, BUT, BUT!
[GIBBERISH]
I SAID BLUE.
HA HA HA.
EUSTACE!
IT'S YOUR FAULT THE CHICKEN COOP BROKE.
NOW, FETCH YOUR TOOLS.
OH, FETCH THE TOOLS AND DO EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND HERE.
Muriel: COME, COURAGE,
LET'S GATHER UP THE CHICKENS.
YOU KNOW, COURAGE, YOU LOOK RATHER CUTE BLUE.
STUPID DOG.
Muriel: EUSTACE!
WOULD YOU LEAVE POOR COURAGE ALONE
AND HELP ME WITH THIS HEN HOUSE?
[MUMBLES]
OOH!
NOW WE CAN REBUILD IT ANY WAY WE WANT.
IT'LL BE THE CHICKEN COOP OF OUR DREAMS.
[GASP] AAH!
OOMPH!
[TRAIN WHISTLE]
OOH!
[WHISTLING]
OH, THE TEA IS READY.
AAH!
WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WOOD.
[WHISTLING] HUH?
HEE HEE HEE.
EUSTACE, I WISH YOU WOULD CONTROL YOUR TEMPER.
A TRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE--REALLY.
HEH HEH HEH!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[GASP]
AAH!
[GIBBERISH]
MY TURN, STUPID DOG.
LOUSY TOILET.
WELL, IT'S NOT A ROYAL HEN HOUSE,
BUT IT IS QUITE LOVELY.
COME, COURAGE.
LET'S GO IN AND HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
EUSTACE, YOU DID A FINE JOB.
AAH!
[CRYING]
OH, MY!
NOW GO TO EARTH AND DESTROY DOG COURAGE
OR DON'T COME HOME!
[GASP]
[GIBBERISH]
GORGEOUS.
YOU SEE WHAT GLORIOUS WORK WE CAN DO WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER?
AFTER ALL, 3 HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.
[GULP]
AAH!
HEE HEE HEE.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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