STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGG.
[GROWLS]
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
AAAH!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Man on loudspeaker: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO WET WORLD.
OH, EUSTACE, ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
AH, BIG DEAL.
Man on loudspeaker: AND NOW,
NOWHERE WET WORLD IS PROUD TO PRESENT
THE WORLD-FAMOUS, ONE AND ONLY...
JOJO, THE AMAZING PERFORMING DOLPHIN.
[SQUEAKING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
AAAH!
[CROWD LAUGHING]
[SQUEAKY LAUGHTER]
[PLAYING TUNE]
SHOW-OFF, KNOW-NOTHING GUPPY.
OH! OH!
[GRUMBLING] OOH!
[SPLAT]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[GIGGLING]
OH!
[CROWD LAUGHING] OH!
[CROWD WHISTLING]
UH! AH!
YOU CALL THAT SWIMMING? HAH!
Eustace: THAT AIN'T SWIMMING.
HECK, I COULD SWIM BETTER'N AND FASTER'N THAT!
IS THAT A CHALLENGE I HEAR?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS MAN CLAIMS HE CAN OUTSWIM JOJO.
[LAUGHTER]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
HAH!
WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!
BUT, EUSTACE, YOU HAVEN'T SWUM IN YEARS.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOJO?
[SQUEAKY LAUGHTER]
WHEN I BLOW THE WHISTLE,
YOU TWO WILL RACE TO THE END OF THE TANK.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
YOU CAN EVEN USE BOTH HANDS.
HA HA HA HA!
AH... [GRUMBLING]
OOF!
EUSTACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING TO SHOW THAT SMART-ALECK DOLPHIN
THAT A FISH AIN'T NO MATCH FOR A MAN.
OH, DEAR!
ON YOUR MARKS...
GET SET...
[WHISTLE BLOWS] [EUSTACE GRUNTS]
[SQUEAKY LAUGHTER]
WHAT'S--HUH?
AAAH!
OH...
OOF! AH...
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S OK, EUSTACE.
IT'S NO SHAME TO LOSE A SWIMMING RACE TO A DOLPHIN.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, I AIN'T GETTIN' BEATEN BY SOME STINKING FISH.
I'LL SHOW YOU! I WANT A REMATCH--
TOMORROW, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE HAVE A REMATCH.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[LAUGHING]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
[SINGING]
YO, AUNTIE, WHAT'S UP?
EUSTACE, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
WE HAD TO WORK OUT THE DEAL FOR THE REMATCH.
IF I LOSE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PACK UP YOUR THINGS
AND MOVE IN WITH THE DOLPHIN AND BE HIS SIDEKICK.
OH, DEAR!
[JOJO SQUEAKING]
NO!
[SPLASHING]
Muriel: YOU CAN DO IT, EUSTACE.
COME ON, EUSTACE.
SWIM!
I DON'T WANT TO BE SIDEKICK TO JOJO DOLPHIN.
[TWEET]
[PANTING] SHUT UP, WILL YA?
I'M CONCENTRATING.
AAAH...
[WATER DRAINING]
[GASPS]
[MUFFLED GRUMBLING]
[COURAGE GASPS]
[METAL CRANKING]
OK, DOG, LET HER RIP!
HEY, LOOK AT ME.
I'M SWIMMING.
OH, LOVELY.
I CAN GO WAY FASTER'N THIS.
SPEED IT UP, DOG.
[LAUGHING]
[BUZZING]
Eustace: HUH?
[BUZZING]
AAAH...
[CRASH] Eustace: WHOA!
WEIRD!
HERE, HAVE SOME BISCUITS
AND A WEE CUP OF SASSAFRAS TEA.
IT'S NO USE TRYING TO CHEER ME UP, MURIEL.
I'M A FAILURE.
I CAN'T DO IT. [CRYING]
COURAGE, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
OTHERWISE, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GROW GILLS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
OH, LOOK, EUSTACE,
IT'S DR. VON BUBENMYER,
THE WORLD-FAMOUS PSYCHIATRIST.
PLEASE COME IN.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[BLABBERING]
I'M JUST A GREAT BIG NOTHIN', DOC.
[BLABBERING]
AAAH!
OOH, OOH! OOH!
OH.
HE SAYS YOU NEED TO CRACK OPEN YOUR HARD, AWFUL SELF
AND LET OUT YOUR BETTER PARTS.
OUT WITH MY OLD SELF,
IN WITH MY NEW SELF.
EH...
I SURE HOPE THIS WORKS, COURAGE.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[BOTH SNORING]
OUT WITH MY OLD SELF...
[DEEP BREATH] IN WITH MY NEW SELF.
[DEEP BREATH] OUT WITH MY OLD SELF,
[DEEP BREATH] IN WITH MY NEW SELF.
[LAUGHING]
WAKE UP!
[BOTH GASP]
EUSTACE, IS THAT YOU?
YOU LOOK GRAND.
IT'S MY NEW SELF, WOMAN.
LET ME AT THAT FISH.
I'LL MAKE CHOPPED HERRING OUT OF HIM.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[SQUEALING]
[SQUEAKY LAUGHTER]
STARTING OFF OUR SHOW TODAY,
A RACE--
THE REMATCH BETWEEN JOJO
AND FARMER BAGG.
HEH HEH HEH.
THIS SHOULD BE OVER QUICKLY.
[SQUEALS] [THUD]
Trainer: CONTESTANTS, TAKE YOUR PLACES.
Muriel: GO, EUSTACE!
GO, EUSTACE!
Trainer: WHOEVER CAN GET THROUGH WET WORLD'S WACKY WATERWAYS FIRST
WILL BE THE WINNER.
OHHH!
ON YOUR MARKS,
GET SET...
DO IT.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[GRUNTS]
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
[BELL CLANGS]
[SQUEALS]
[CHUCKLING]
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
OH...
[SPLASH]
THAT ISN'T FAIR. HE'S CHEATING!
IT'S NO USE.
I'M JUST A GREAT BIG NOTHIN'.
[SQUEAKY LAUGHTER]
OHHH!
GREAT BIG NOTHIN'.
OOH, OOH. OOH...
WHAT'S--HUH?
GET AWAY FROM ME!
STUPID DOG.
[WEAK SQUEAKING]
OH!
GO, JOJO, GO!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[LAUGHING]
[CRYING]
HE DID IT, COURAGE!
EUSTACE BEAT THE FISHY!
[SIGHS]
Eustace: COME ON. WHO WANTS TO RACE ME?
OH, MY.
ISN'T THIS COZY?
EVERYTHING'S NORMAL AGAIN
NOW THAT EUSTACE HAS HIS SELF-ESTEEM BACK.
COME ON. WHO WANTS TO RACE ME?
I WANT TO WIN, WIN, WIN!
WIN, WIN!
AAAH...
[CREAKING]
[ACCORDION PLAYING LIVELY TUNE]
Muriel: AHOY, ME MATEYS.
12 BELLS MEANS IT'S TIME FOR GRUB IN THE GALLEY.
OOH!
LOUSY, STINKIN' FISH STINK.
AYE, IT'S ME FIRST MATE.
JUST CUT THE FANCY TALK, AND LET'S GET TO EATIN'.
AND I AIN'T WEARIN' NO BIB, NEITHER.
YOU MIGHT NOT CARE MUCH,
BUT COURAGE AND I ARE ENJOYING OUR NEW SEAFOOD SUNDAY LUNCHEON,
AREN'T WE, COURAGE?
UH-HUH!
EUSTACE, DON'T YOU THINK THAT THE SEAFARING ATMOSPHERE
MAKES THE FOOD TASTE BETTER?
MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE IN THE OCEAN.
[CHOMPING LOUDLY]
[THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS]
HUH?
EEE EEE EEE EEE!
OOH! AAAH!
COURAGE, WHAT'S WRONG?
[BLABBERING]
SHUT UP, WILL YA?
OOF!
[WHINES]
[BLABBERING]
YOU DUMB DOG.
[THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS]
[GRUMBLING]
AAAH...
[THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS]
AAAH...
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTS]
MMM. GOOD LOBSTER.
[SNARLING]
[BLABBERING]
A SAILOR'S DANCE.
A GRAND IDEA.
AND YOU DO IT SO WELL.
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
OH, I GET IT, COURAGE.
THE SHIP'S SPRUNG A LEAK, AND YOU'RE FIXING IT.
GOOD WORK, MATEY.
[GROWLING]
OOH!
FOOD.
WHAT? GO GET YOUR OWN GRUB.
AAAH...
COURAGE, WHERE DID EUSTACE GO?
Eustace: I JUST GOT ATE.
OH, MY!
EUSTACE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
OF COURSE I'M IN HERE!
NOW GET ME OUT!
FOOD.
AAAH!
Courage: OOH...
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
OH...
[PANTING]
[GROANING]
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
COURAGE, I THINK THE DRAGON'S SAD
BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET TO US.
SORRY, MR. DRAGON,
BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN.
I WOULD EAT YOU IF I COULD FLY.
[WHIMPERING]
EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS A GREAT FLYER.
WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T I FLY? [CRYING]
IF ONLY I KNEW.
AW...
POOR DRAGON.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY NICE.
WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT YOU, BUT IT'S THE WAY I AM!
WHOA... WHOA...
OH!
THAT'S IT!
IF YOU EAT ME, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOU!
[BLABBERING]
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I CAN'T FLY.
NOW YOU WANT ME TO STARVE?
EEE HEE!
THAT'S NOT REALISTIC.
IF DOG FUR DIDN'T GIVE ME A RASH,
I'D EAT YOU.
[SHRIEKS]
I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S RADIOACTIVE.
I'VE EATEN WORSE.
[GASPS]
Dragon: "EXPIRES SEPTEMBER 8, 1894."
I'M BORED WITH THESE GAMES!
I'LL EAT HER NOW.
[SNARLS]
WAIT!
AAH!
WHAT NOW?
[BLABBERING]
YOU'LL HELP ME FIND OUT
WHY I CAN'T FLY
IF I DON'T EAT HER?
UH-HUH! UH-HUH!
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
OOF!
AAAH...
[THUD]
[LAUGHING]
[GROANING]
OH...
WHEE!
WHEE HEE HEE... [LAUGHING]
WHEW!
WHEE!
EEE EEE EEE EEE!
THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM.
Muriel: SO, BOYS, WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?
STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T FLY.
DOG CAN'T TELL ME.
GONNA HAVE TO EAT YOU.
SORRY. [ROARS]
AAAH!
[FOOTSTEPS]
[GRUMBLING]
[GASPS]
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FOOL!
[TROPICAL BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[FOOTSTEPS, DRAGON ROARING]
AAAH!
[GROANING]
WATCH OUT, COURAGE!
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TREES!
[PANTING]
OH!
[ROARS]
COURAGE, THE LAKE!
IF HE CAN'T FLY, MAYBE HE CAN'T SWIM.
[INHALES] AAAH!
AAAH...
DRAGONS JUST DON'T LIKE WATER, I GUESS.
OH?
[GROWLING]
AAAH!
HEY, EASY, GUYS.
I AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU.
WANT SOME FISH FRIES?
FISHSICLE?
FISH IS SO GOOD.
SURE GLAD I WAS BORN A WATER DRAGON
AND NOT ONE OF THOSE FLYING DRAGONS
THAT EAT PEOPLE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE DIFFERENT KINDS OF DRAGONS.
[WHINES]
DON'T EAT FISH,
ONLY PEOPLE.
ALL FLYING DRAGONS EAT PEOPLE...
[SNIFFS] EVEN THE ONES THAT CAN'T FLY.
PLEASE?
[SLURP] MM-HMM.
OH, OK.
JUST A BITE.
MMM.
SAY, THIS IS GOOD.
MUCH BETTER THAN PEOPLE.
GOT ANY MORE?
MM-HMM.
COMPROMISES, COMPROMISES,
BUT I MUST HAVE MORE FISH.
HMM...
WATER FEELS GOOD.
HEY!
THESE AREN'T WINGS,
THEY'RE FINS.
WILLIAM, IT'S YOU--
MY LONG-LOST BROTHER.
TELL ME, BROTHER,
I'M NOT A FLYING DRAGON, AM I?
NO.
YOU'RE A WATER DRAGON.
MOM AND POP LOST YOU DURING THE STORM.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN ADOPTED BY FLYING DRAGONS.
THE DOG WAS RIGHT.
NO WONDER I ALWAYS HATED THE TASTE OF PEOPLE,
WHICH REMINDS ME.
AAAH...
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!
WELL, I THINK THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE
TO FINISH UP OUR SEAFOOD SUNDAY.
[DRAGON ROARING]
AAAH...
[ROARING]
Eustace: STUPID DRAGON!
[LAUGHING]
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Eustace: STUPID DOG!
[LAUGHS]