COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG. YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD.
[SCREAMING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY THE TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[GROANING]
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
BOO!
[MOANS]
[GASPS]
[SIZZLING]
WHOA!
[STUTTERING, GIBBERISH]
GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOG.
YOU'RE BLOCKING THE BEST BOMBS.
COME ON, COURAGE. LET'S GO TO BED.
THIS MOVIE'S DOING NEITHER OF US MUCH GOOD.
[SNIFFS]
COURAGE, THE DAY'S GORGEOUS.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S GROWING IN THE GARDEN.
[HUMMING]
OH, MY!
COURAGE, COME LOOK AT THIS!
MY GARDEN'S FINALLY SPROUTED.
LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS.
A CARROT!
COURAGE, I COULD USE A WEE BIT MORE MUSCLE.
[SIGHS]
OH! OH!
OOF!
IT TOOK ENOUGH TIME,
BUT WHEN I GROW A CARROT, I GROW A CARROT.
[SIGHS]
[SNIFFING]
LOOKS JUICY, DOESN'T IT, COURAGE?
[WHINING]
I WAS GOING TO MAKE A STEW,
BUT I'M TEMPTED TO EAT IT RAW!
AAH!
IT'S EVEN BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER!
CARROTS! I HATE CARROTS.
CAN'T EVEN STAND BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS CARROTS.
CALL ME WHEN YOU'VE GOT CHOPPED MEAT.
[GIBBERISH]
YOU REALLY SHOULD DEVELOP A TASTE FOR CARROTS, COURAGE.
THEY'RE VERY HEALTHY FOR YOU.
[GASPS]
MMM. MMM.
MMM.
MARVELOUS!
THAT CARROT MAKES ME FEEL ALL COZY INSIDE.
YEESH!
THAT'S ODD. I CAN REACH THE TOP SHELF.
NEVER COULD DO THAT BEFORE.
SEE, COURAGE? CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
GIVE YOU A GOOD REACH.
[CHANNELS CHANGING]
NO WAR MOVIES ON WHEN YOU NEED THEM!
THIS'LL DO.
THE EXPERIMENTAL MISSILE ISN'T LOST. IT'S MISGUIDED.
A MISGUIDED MISSILE, AS WE IN THE MILITARY SAY.
AND IF IT EXPLODES OVER YOUR VEGETABLE GARDEN
AND A HUGE CARROT GROWS,
DON'T EAT IT, BECAUSE YOU'LL GROW TO,
OH, THE SIZE OF A FARMHOUSE, AND THEN...KABOOM!
[KABOOM]
ARGH!
ONLY I CAN DISARM THE THING.
PLUS, THERE'S A $10 MILLION REWARD TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT,
BUT THAT'S TOP SECRET.
HEH HEH HEH.
10 MILLION BUCKS!
NOOO!
[CRASH]
Muriel: OW!
I DON'T KNOW MY OWN HEIGHT.
[SCREAMS]
MURIEL!
[GROANING]
YOU ATE MY GOLDEN CARROT!
GIVE ME BACK MY CARROT!
OOH, OOH!
COME BACK HERE, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DOG!
[CRASHING]
OOH! OH, MY!
ALL THIS FUSS BECAUSE I'M A WEE BIT TALLER.
OH!
[TYPING]
[BEEPING]
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
YEE, YEE!
GIMME BACK MY CARROT!
AAH!
OH, MY.
DOG, THERE'S 10 MILLION BUCKS INSIDE MURIEL,
AND IT'S MINE!
HEH HEH HEH.
[SCREAMING]
OOF!
[SCREAMING]
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
[GRUNTING]
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
GROW! EXPAND! EXPLODE!
NOOOOO!
OOH!
OW!
OOH! OOH!
UNH! UNH!
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
GROW! EXPAND! EXPLODE!
GIVE UP THAT CARROT, WOMAN.
I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING I'M GOING TO EXPLODE ANY MINUTE.
GROW! EXPAND! EXPLODE!
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
GROW! EXPAND! EXPLODE!
AND NOW I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING
I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLODE AT ALL.
[BURPS]
AAH!
OH, MY!
HEY, WHO'S GOT MY CARROT?
[BURPS]
[LAUGHING]
OHH!
YOU DUMB DOG.
OH, NO!
COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROT!
[GRUNTING]
OHH, MY SPLEEN!
AAH!
WELL, I'LL BE PLUCKED AND BREADED.
DOG MUST'VE EATEN THE CARROT!
OH, SNAP.
DON'T EXPLODE. THAT'S AN ORDER, SON.
[GIBBERISH]
GONNA HAVE TO DISARM YOU.
UH...
AHHH.
[GULP]
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
GROW! EXPAND! EXPLODE!
LOUSY VOLUNTEER ARMY.
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
THAT'S FOR INSUBORDINATION.
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
PREPARE FOR CARROTECTOMY!
GROW. EXPAND. EXPLODE!
GROOOW. EXPAAND. EXPLOOOO...
[BLECCH]
WELL, LIEUTENANT,
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE DONE OUR JOB HERE.
AH! AH! AH!
HEY! THAT CARROT IS MILITARY PROPERTY!
[GULP]
YOU WANT IT? YOU PAY ME...
10 MILLION BUCKS.
THE CARROT AIN'T WORTH A DIME.
I DISARMED IT. I CUT THE GREEN WIRE.
[SHUDDERING]
THE BLUE WIRE?
RED?
NOT LIKELY.
UH-OH.
Eustace: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
EEH!
UHHH.
OH, SNAP.
AAAAH!
OOF!
[MOANING]
[GASPS]
[CHOMPING]
EEEE!
YOU'RE RIGHT, COURAGE.
I SHOULD'VE PUT THAT CARROT IN A STEW.
MMM.
AAAAH!
[CARNIVAL MUSIC]
COME. LIVE.
PLEASE LIVE.
AH! OH...
AGAIN I HAVE FAILED.
LOOK AT YOU. MY CHILDREN. MY ART.
SO STILL. SO LIFELESS.
ALL THESE YEARS, HOW I'VE TRIED...
TRIED TO GIVE YOU FORM, TO GIVE YOU LIFE.
AAH...
Muriel: OH, EUSTACE! LOOK AT THESE.
[GIGGLING]
HEH HEH HEH.
THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, IF YOU ASK ME.
[LAUGHING]
CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
OH, COME, EUSTACE.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE
TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE?
YES. YES, OF COURSE.
THAT'S IT. THE ANSWER. HEH HEH HA!
MY, LOOK AT THESE.
OH, EUSTACE.
WOULDN'T THAT BE A WONDERFUL WAY
TO REMEMBER OUR DAY TODAY?
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FACES.
FLUNK ART SCHOOL, DID YOU?
MMM.
OH, EUSTACE. BE KIND.
I THINK THEY'RE PRECIOUS.
THESE ARE NOTHING.
FOR YOU, I SHALL DO A FULL-SIZE,
A LIFE-SIZE PORTRAIT.
OF ME?
OF BOTH OF YOU.
YOU'RE BOTH SO LIFELIKE--
UH, I MEAN SO FULL OF LIFE.
[WHINES]
EUSTACE, LET'S POSE FOR HIM.
I'D LOVE TO SEE MYSELF IN PAPER.
[MUTTERING]
HOLD...STILL...
HA HA HA!
[SHRIEKS]
OH, YES.
YES, AT LAST.
FULL OF LIFE!
HEH HEH HEH.
OOOH!
DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT? YECCH!
LIVE. LIVE, CHILDREN.
I SHALL COME FOR YOU SOON.
HEH HEH HA!
[BIRD SQUAWKS]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMING]
WELL, THAT SHOULD DO IT.
WHAT A LOVELY MEMORY OF OUR DAY. EUSTACE?
[SNORING]
EEE!
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE HE FELL ASLEEP
WATCHING HIS SHOW AGAIN.
WELL, NO NEED TO DISTURB HIM.
GOOD NIGHT, COURAGE.
AH! AHH!
[GIBBERISH]
[HOWLING]
WHY, THANK YOU, COURAGE.
SWEET DREAMS TO YOU, TOO.
[WHINES]
[SHRIEKS]
[GIBBERISH]
[SNORING]
[GIBBERISH, SINGING WAGNERIAN OPERA]
[SNORING]
OHH!
[GIBBERISH]
AAAAH!
[GASPS]
[CLOCK TICKING]
COME, COURAGE.
[GASPS]
GOOD MORNING, COURAGE.
STUPID DOG.
[RIP]
OH, DEAR.
EUSTACE, TIME TO FIX THE TRUCK.
YES, AND THIS IS WHEN YOU MAKE ME THE TEA.
YES.
I'LL GO FIX THE TRUCK.
AND I'LL GO MAKE THE TEA.
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
AAAAH!
OH, DEAR. WHAT'LL I DO TO GET IT OUT?
OHH!
AAAAH!
TIME TO FIX THE TRUCK.
[GRUNTING]
OOH!
AH, NUTS!
TIME TO MAKE THE TEA.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA, TOO?
UH-UH.
OHH!
COURAGE, HELP ME!
OHH!
OW. OH! OOH!
OH, THANK YOU, COURAGE.
COURAGE?
OH.
Paper Eustace: CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED
WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE HUMAN?
NOPE.
NOBODY EVER WONDERS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE
TO BE MADE OF PAPER.
NOBODY.
YIP!
WOW.
OHH!
[LAUGHING]
[MURIEL GIGGLING]
[ARF]
[LAUGHING]
ME, TOO!
FOLD ME, STUPID-- NICE...NICE DOG.
HEH HEH HEH.
[MURIEL GIGGLING]
I'M FLYING!
[GIGGLING]
[SNORING]
YAY!
THIS ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.
SO FULL OF LIFE...YES.
THIS TIME IT WILL WORK.
MY ART WILL BE ALIVE AT LAST.
HEH HEH HA!
WHEE!
HA HA HA!
HEH HEH!
HEE HEE HEE!
BUT YOU WERE GOING TO BE HUMAN NOW,
TO TAKE ON NEW LIFE!
TO BE REAL!
I WOULDN'T MIND BEING LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!
YOU MEAN, UH, IT'S--
IT'S GOOD TO BE PAPER?
WHEE!
THEY BOTH SEEM SO HAPPY.
ISN'T IT LOVELY TO BE MADE OF PAPER?
IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, IF YOU ASK ME.
YES! YES!
MY ART LIVES!
YAY!
WHOO!
MMM-WA.
I THANK YOUR FACE.
[LAUGHING]
[CHANGING CHANNELS]
OH, MY. EUSTACE, LOOK.
BIG DEAL.
COURAGE, THEY'RE LOVELY.
HOW DID YOU EVER LEARN TO DO THAT?
HA HA HA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!