COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
AAH!
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
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Muriel: OH, EUSTACE, IT'S GORGEOUS--
JUST LIKE THE LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT GERTRUDE HAD.
[MUTTERS]
SEE, COURAGE?
THIS PICTURE OF YOU AND ME FITS PERFECTLY.
MM-HMM.
AW, IT'S JUNK IS ALL IT IS.
AND HERE'S ONE OF EUSTACE FOR THE OTHER SIDE.
AW, NOW IT'S ONLY HALF JUNK.
AW, SO WE'LL GIVE YOU HALF.
I'LL DO IT FOR THE LADY.
THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU.
FOG'S GETTING THICK. LET'S GIT.
DANG FOG IS THICK AS YOUR BREATH, DOG.
[EXHALES]
[SNIFFS]
THE NEW LOCKET IS THE PERFECT HOME
FOR MY FAVORITE PHOTOS.
LET ME SEE THAT.
OH!
DANG SLIPPERY PIECE OF JUNK.
EUSTACE, WATCH THE ROAD!
SHUT UP!
[ALL SCREAMING]
I THINK WE'RE IN A SWAMP.
OH!
EUSTACE! MY LOCKET!
YOUR LOCKET? WHAT ABOUT MY TRUCK?!
[BARKING]
QUIT COMPLAINING AND GET OUT AND PUSH.
IF YOU'D BEEN DRIVING CAREFULLY,
I'D STILL HAVE MY LOCKET.
YEAH? PUSH HARDER!
MY POOR LOCKET WITH MY FAVORITE PHOTOS,
PROBABLY FLOATING DOWN TO THE BOTTOM.
[WHINES]
AH!
HMM.
COME ON, YOU WEAK NOTHINGS!
WE ARE PUSHING AS HARD AS WE CAN!
AND WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP.
AW, WHAT AM I...
[GRUNTING]
[MUTTERING]
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
AAH!
[LAUGHING]
OW!
Muriel: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LOCKET'S GONE.
BIG DEAL. I'VE STILL GOT MY TRUCK.
HEH HEH HEH!
MY SWAMP WOMAN,
I LOST YOU ONCE,
BUT NOW I'M BRINGING YOU BACK,
AND NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME.
NOTHING.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
MMM.
[COYOTE HOWLS]
[MONSTER SNIFFING]
Man: YES? WHAT PLEASES YOU?
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?
UH...
I DON'T THINK. I MEAN--
OH, THE SLIME!
SLIME?
NOT IN A BAD WAY, YOU UNDERSTAND.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
[SCREAMING]
[SNIFFING]
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH A SPECIAL REPORT.
IT'S AMAZING!
A HUGE SWAMPMAN HAS BEEN ON A RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION
THROUGHOUT NOWHERE.
[SWAMPMAN SCREAMING]
WHERE ARE YOU, SWAMPWOMAN?
WHO'S TO BLAME? WHO WILL PAY THE PRICE?
THIS IS A STORY STEEPED IN CONTROVERSY.
[SWAMPMAN SCREAMING]
SWAMPWOMAN, I WANT YOU BACK.
UGLY MAN AIN'T GETTING NO GIRLFRIEND BACK
UNLESS SHE'S BLIND AND STUPID.
WHAT DRAMA! WHAT SPECTACLE!
HOW DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THIS OUTSTANDING STUNT?
[SCREAMING]
OH, MY!
ISN'T THAT THE SHOP WHERE WE BOUGHT THE LOCKET?
THAT IS ONE ANGRY SWAMPMAN.
AND ISN'T THAT OUR FARM?
AAH!
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
GO SLEEP WITH THE CHICKENS.
AAH!
[DOOR LOCKS]
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
[COYOTE HOWLS]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[GASPS]
AAH!
[GASPS]
SWAMPWOMAN.
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
[GRUNTING]
[YELLING]
SWAMPWOMAN,
I'VE COME BACK FOR YOU.
[SCREAMS]
[YELLING]
I'VE WAITED CENTURIES FOR YOU TO COME BACK.
NOW I'VE GOT YOU,
AND I'M MAKING YOU MY BRIDE.
Computer: SO, YOU WANT TO FIND
THE SWAMPMAN'S REAL GIRLFRIEND?
MM-HMM.
Computer: I THINK THAT'S HER.
SHE'S LOCATED IN A SMALL TOWN CALLED VLOTZENDALE-KNICKSBURG.
WHO?
[MAN YODELING]
WE'RE HOME, SWAMPWOMAN.
HE JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME.
HE THINKS I'M, UH, FORGETFUL.
BUT I'M NOT FORGETFUL.
I JUST HAVE A, UH, BLOCKED HEAD.
BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE HIM THE RIGHT
TO BE SO IMPATIENT WITH ME.
MM-HMM.
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?
[SIGHS]
[BABBLING]
OH, RIGHT.
HIM.
HE WAITED HOW LONG FOR ME?
[YELLING]
CENTURIES, HUH?
MAYBE HE'S GOTTEN MORE PATIENT.
MARRYING HER?!
YUCK! SHE'S REPULSIVE!
I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN.
OH, HELLO.
WHO ARE YOU, AND WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
[HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING]
Swampwoman: EVERETT!
HMM.
SWAMPWOMAN.
CENTURIES, HUH?
CATHERINE.
SO MANY YEARS.
MY MIND MUST HAVE GOTTEN FOGGY.
I'VE BEEN SO CONFUSED.
SEE?
WE CAN ALL BE A LITTLE FORGETFUL.
I SUPPOSE.
[SIGHS]
WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER ANY OF MY LETTERS?
I SENT YOU HUNDREDS.
WHENEVER I GO HOME AFTER WORK,
I'D FORGET WHERE I LIVED.
GUESS I MISSED YOUR LETTERS.
FORGOT WHERE YOU LIVED?
HOW COULD YOU FORGET WHERE YOU LIVED?
DON'T TAKE THAT SUPERIOR TONE WITH ME.
SEAWEED COULD TAKE A SUPERIOR TONE WITH YOU!
YOU'RE SUCH A BULLY! A BEAST!
COURAGE.
[COUGHS]
I HAD AN AWFUL DREAM, I DID.
OH, MY! SUCH A GOOD DOG!
LET'S GO HOME.
Swampman: WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING?
Swampwoman: I CAN REMEMBER THINGS.
HEY, WHEN DID WE GET UNDERWATER?
[SCREAMING]
SWAMPWOMAN.
[MURIEL GROANING]
Eustace: MURIEL!
GET YOURSELF OUT OF BED AND FEED ME.
I'M SORRY, EUSTACE. I CAN'T MOVE.
MY BACK'S KILLING ME.
[WHINES]
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU'RE SWEET.
NOPE. IT'S TOO BAD 'CAUSE I'M HUNGRY.
WE GOT TO GET YOU FIXED UP.
[GROANING]
OOH. DOES IT HURT WHEN I DO THIS?
[GROANS]
[GASPS]
DOES IT HURT WHEN I DO THIS?
[GROANING]
DOES IT HURT WHEN I DO THIS?
WOW!
[GROANS]
HMM.
I AM AFRAID I CANNOT DO ANYTHING FOR THIS KIND OF PAIN.
NOTHING AT ALL.
DOCTOR, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
I AM IN AWFUL PAIN.
AND IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME!
OH, DEAR. I SEE WE'RE ALL VERY UPSET.
WELL, I HAVE HEARD THERE EXISTS
AT THE TOP OF MOUNT NOWHERE
A HOT SPRING WITH HEALING WATERS.
YAY!
[GROANING]
THIS MOUNTAIN BETTER HAVE SOME FOOD.
OOPS! I FORGOT TO TELL THEM
THAT NO ONE EVER RETURNS FROM MOUNT NOWHERE.
OH, SILLY ME. [LAUGHS]
[MURIEL GROANING]
HEY, STUPID DOG, ARE WE THERE YET?
OOH!
[GASPS]
HUH?
WHEW!
[BLEATING] GO BACK.
[GRUNTING]
YOU--GOAT!
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A HOT SPRING.
[BLEATING] THIS PLACE IS SACRED.
GO BACK.
[GROANING]
NO DUMB, STINKING MOUNTAIN GOAT
WITH STUPID OVERSIZED ANTLERS TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
YOU HUMANS MAKE ME SICK.
GET LOST!
[GASPS]
A MAN!
WHAT? HUH?
AAH!
PLEASE, MR. GOAT.
JUST LET US GET THROUGH TO THOSE HEALING WATERS.
I'M IN SUCH PAIN.
[GROANING]
[BABBLES]
SO, YOU WANT TO SEE THE HOT SPRING?
UH-HUH.
I'LL SHOW YOU THE HOT SPRING.
[BABBLING]
NOW YOU GET TO SEE THE SPRING, TOO, POOCH.
AAH!
OW!
[MURIEL GROANING]
Goat: FEEL BETTER NOW?
THERE'S YOUR HOT SPRING.
[GROANING]
BUT WHERE IS THE WATER?
OH, THIS PLACE WAS ONCE FILLED WITH WATER.
IT WAS CALLED GOLD PARADISE.
WE CALLED IT SPA OF HORNS.
ONCE, GOATS CAME HERE
FROM MILES AROUND TO RELAX,
GET THEIR BEARDS AND HORNS TRIMMED,
AND BATHE IN THE REJUVENATING WATERS.
BUT THEN A HUMAN EXPLORER DISCOVERED US,
AND IT WASN'T LONG UNTIL OTHERS OF YOUR SPECIES ARRIVED,
USING UP ALL THE PRECIOUS HEALING WATER
AND THROWING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OFF THE MOUNTAIN
UNTIL ONLY I WAS LEFT.
SO I STARTED KNOCKING TRESPASSERS AWAY WITH MY HORNS,
WHICH GREW AND GREW.
OH, MR. GOAT, I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU.
I'D TRY TO HELP YOU GET RID OF THAT NECK ACHE
IF I WASN'T IN SO MUCH PAIN MYSELF.
YOU THINK YOU'RE IN PAIN?
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS.
AAH!
OW!
OH!
SO NOW YOU WILL KNOW THE YEARS OF PAIN
I HAVE ENDURED.
PLEASE, MR. GOAT.
WE'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
OH!
[POW]
AAH!
FROM NOW ON,
MY PAIN WILL BE YOUR PAIN.
[LAUGHS]
OH, COURAGE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
[GROANING]
OH, SOON WE'LL BE AS FLAT AS PANCAKES.
OH, NO!
AHH!
OH, COURAGE,
I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THIS GOOD AT MASSAGE.
[POW]
IF YOU COULD ONLY MASSAGE THAT GOAT,
MAYBE HE MIGHT...
OH!
YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD DOG.
DISOBEDIENCE MUST BE PUNISHED
WITH MORE BOULDERS.
[LAUGHS]
HO HO HO HO!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
YAY!
[BLEATING] BAD DOG.
[LAUGHING]
OW!
[GROANING]
HUH?
AAH!
YOW!
OUCH!
[GASPS]
HUH?
YOU'VE SPRUNG THE SPRING, COURAGE,
AND MY PAIN'S COMPLETELY GONE!
[GROANING]
I THINK MR. GOAT COULD USE THE FULL SPA TREATMENT.
DON'T YOU, COURAGE?
MM-HMM.
WHA--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[GROANING]
AHH!
THE WATER'S BACK.
[POPPING BONES]
OH, MY.
OH, MY, MY, MY, MY, MY.
AHH!
YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS--
I MEAN, GOATS.
I FEEL GREAT!
[LAUGHS]
MY PAIN IS GONE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
THANK YOU.
Ape: IS THIS THE LEGENDARY HOT SPRING
THAT CURES BROKEN HEARTS?
[SCOFFS]
OH, COURAGE, IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS
ARE A-CHANGING FOR THE BETTER.
BAA!
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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