COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAD!
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
♪ HOPE SHE AIN'T LATE
♪ OOH
♪ BIG LEG SISTER, HOPE SHE AIN'T LATE ♪
Muriel: AH--AH--
AH--
AH-CHOO!
[GASPS]
GRR.
WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO?
GET ME SICK?
OHH.
MMM.
[CHEWING]
I'M SORRY, EUSTACE.
THIS IS THE WORST COLD I'VE EVER HA--
HA--HA--
AH-CHOO!
THANK YOU, COURAGE.
[WHIMPERS]
A WEE SPOT OF TEA WILL FIX ME RIGHT UP.
AH--
AH-CHOO!
OH!
[GASPS]
AH--AH-
AH--AH--
AH-CHOO!
WELL, HEY!
AAH!
WE DON'T WANT ANY!
[MAN SINGING BLUES]
DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?
[YELPING]
AH--AH-CHOO!
OH, MY!
THIS HERE URGENT MESSAGE HAS BEEN PRERECORDED
RIGHT INTO THE COLD AND SENT BY MAGIC.
AAH!
I KNEW THIS WASN'T AN ORDINARY COLD.
AH-CHOO!
WE APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR DISCOMFORT,
HAVING TO SEND YOU THIS COLD AND ALL,
BUT WE SURE NEED YOUR HELP.
WE ALL ARE PRISONERS, SLAVES IN A SWEATSHOP.
WE'D BE OBLIGED
IF Y'ALL WOULD COME AND SET US ALL FREE.
AND THAT COLD AIN'T GOING AWAY
TILL YOU GET YOUR SNEEZING SELF
DOWN HERE FOR THE CURE.
HERE'S HOW TO GET TO WHERE WE ARE.
[MAN SINGING BLUES]
Muriel: COURAGE, LOOK.
I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE SPOT.
[WHIMPERS]
[GULP]
[GROWLING]
COURAGE.
[COUGHING]
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE REAL.
AAH!
Slug: WELL, HEY.
DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.
JUST SETTING UP ANOTHER STATUE
OF BIG BAYOU.
BIG BAYOU--
HE'S THE SNAKE GOT US SHACKLED HERE.
AH-CHOO!
LADY MUST BE THE ONE CAUGHT THE COLD WE SENT.
GLAD YOU COULD COME TO FREE US.
WHY DON'T Y'ALL COME ON INSIDE,
AND WE'LL EXPLAIN THE WHOLE MESS TO YOU.
[COUGHING]
COME ON, COURAGE.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO TO HELP.
AH-CHOO!
[ROAR]
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
[MURIEL COUGHING]
AH-CHOO!
THEY'VE COME TO SAVE US.
TAKE IT EASY, SLUGS.
WE OWE OUR GUESTS SOME EXPLAINING.
IT'S LIKE THIS.
BIG BAYOU'S A VERY POWERFUL SNAKE--
AND VERY VAIN.
LOVES HISSELF.
KEPT US PRISONER HERE FOR YEARS--
US MAKING THE STUFFED STATUES OF HIM
OUT OF THE SKINS HE SHEDS.
IT'S TORTURE.
YEAH.
AND THE DENTAL COVERAGE STINKS.
BIG BAYOU'S MAGIC PUT US HERE,
AND ONLY BIG BAYOU'S MAGIC
CAN BREAK OUR SHACKLES.
[COUGHING]
[YELPING]
AH-CHOO!
UH, WELL, WE'D LOVE TO CURE HER,
BUT, UH...
WE DON'T KNOW HOW.
WE WERE ABLE TO STEAL JUST A SMIDGE OF MAGIC
FROM BIG BAYOU--
JUST ENOUGH TO GET OUR MESSAGE OUT IN A MICROBE.
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY--
AY--AY--
AH-CHOO!
WELL, ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS TO GET YOUR HANDS
ON BIG BAYOU'S BOOK OF BIG BAYOU MAGIC.
HE'S GOT ALL HIS SECRETS IN THERE.
THEN YOU CAN GET CURED--
YEAH!
AND FREE US!
I'LL--
I'LL TRY.
OR MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE A WEE NAP.
[YELP]
GET US OUT OF HERE!
HURRY! HURRY!
All: HURRY! HURRY!
BIG BAYOU'S LAIR...
THROUGH THERE.
[GASPS]
[HISS]
HELLO, ME.
OH...
DON'T I LOOK FINE?
I AM SO BEAUTIFUL.
I THINK I'LL GO SEE
HOW ALL THE OTHER MEs ARE DOING,
BUT FIRST...
AHH!
Big Bayou: OH, YEAH!
I AM PRETTY. I LOVE ME.
AAH!
[GRUNTING]
EH.
OH!
EW!
ECCH!
Big Bayou: I CAN'T WAIT TO LOOK IN MY MIRROR.
I LOVE MY LOOK
AFTER I'VE LOOKED AT ALL MY MEs.
Big Bayou: OOH. I AM SO LUCKY TO BE ME.
[GASPS]
AH-CHOO!
OHH.
[PANTING]
Muriel: AH--AH--
AH--AH--
AH-CHOO!
OHH.
AAH!
HE'S GOT IT!
HE'S GOT THE BOOK!
BUST US FREE.
COME ON.
FEEL FREE TO CURE THE LADY FIRST.
BRR!
OHH.
[MURIEL COUGHING AND GROANING]
[CLUCKING]
[CROWING]
COURAGE, I DON'T THINK IT WORKS.
[GROWLS]
OOH!
OH, MY.
HA HA HA!
Choir: ♪ SOOTH OURSELVES... ♪
OH! OH, MY!
I CAN BREATHE.
I FEEL MYSELF AGAIN.
YAY!
NOW FREE US!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Big Bayou: WHAT THE BAYOU'S GOING ON HERE?
WERE YOU MESSING WITH MY BAYOU MAGIC?
[HISS]
AAH!
OH, BOY.
[SIGHS]
OH, YOU GET IT NOW, CHILD.
YOU GET IT NOW.
"TO MAKE STUFFED BAYOU SNAKES
"YOUR OBEDIENT SLAVES,
"USE DEADLY VENOM
FROM A REAL BAYOU SNAKE."
UGH!
AS WE--[HISS]
SAY IN THE BAYOU,
BYE, YOU!
AAH!
WHAT THE BAYOU?
HUH?
[GROWLING]
OH, NO!
[HISS]
[YELPING]
Courage: SLAVE SNAKES, OBEY!
[GROWLING]
GO GET HIM!
NO!
HEY! YOU ALL... ARE ME!
I CAN'T DO THIS!
[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
WHEW!
Muriel: COURAGE!
I NEED A NEW FILE,
BUT I GOT THEM FREE.
SHE'S ONE BIG BAYOU MAMA!
[CHOIR SINGING]
AHH, COURAGE.
IT SURE IS LOVELY TO SIP TEA
JUST FOR THE PLEASURE OF IT.
Eustace: AAH! [COUGHS] MURIEL!
I CAUGHT YOUR DURN COLD!
AH--AH--AH--
AH--AH-CHOO!
[GROANING]
[MAN SINGING BLUES]
OHH.
[CLUCKING]
HEE HEE HEE!
IN OTHER NEWS,
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF HUNTING SEASON.
TIME FOR OUR ANNUAL CONTEST
TO SEE WHO CAN BLAST THE BIGGEST DEER.
OHH...
AH!
STUPID TV.
[GRUMBLING]
OH, MY!
AHH, HERE WE--
[DRUMS POUNDING]
HUH?
Man: HUNTING SEASON!
ANNUAL CONTEST!
BLAST THE BIGGEST DEER!
OH, WHAT THE-- STINKING, STUPID SKYWRITING!
GRR.
[WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE ¦ PLAYING]
[SOBBING]
AAH!
EUSTACE, IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?
I'M REALLY GETTING WORRIED.
HE USUALLY LIKES BIG BASS DRUMS.
[LAUGHING]
COURAGE,
THAT LOOKS LIKE EUSTACE'S DEAD BROTHER--
HORST.
CAN'T I COME HUNTING WITH YOU?
[DEEPER VOICE] NO!
PLEASE, BIG BROTHER.
[DEEPER VOICE] NO!
AH, COME ON.
[DEEPER VOICE] NO, NO, YOU PUNY LITTLE--
OOH! OOH!
OOH!
YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HIS MIND.
[THINKING] YOU SURE I CAN'T COME DEER HUNTING
WITH YOU, HORST?
JUST THIS ONCE?
OF COURSE YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE...
BIG BOB.
HEH HEH HEH!
SEE YOU LATER, USELESS.
I AIN'T USELESS.
I'M EUSTACE!
[CRYING]
EUSTACE, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
TO CALM YOURSELF DOWN.
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT.
OH!
[CLATTER]
COURAGE, YOU THINK SOMETHING'S GETTING EUSTACE A TAD UPSET?
Eustace: AHA!
BIG BOB!
OH, MY!
[GASPS]
HA HA HA!
I'M GOING HUNTING.
YOU'D BETTER GO ALONG, COURAGE,
TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T HURT HIMSELF.
OHH.
[OWLS HOOTING]
Eustace: HA HA HA!
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
EEE!
[BEEP]
OH!
[BEEP]
AAH!
HA HA HA!
[BEEP]
EEK!
HA HA HA!
I'LL SHOW THAT DUMB HORST.
I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
Man: OW!
OH!
Man: OW! OH! OH!
USELESS? WHO YOU CALLING USELESS?
I AIN'T USELESS. AIN'T USELESS.
OOF!
[GROANS]
[DISTANT LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
GOTCHA!
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE IT!
HEE HEE HEE!
YOU'RE IT!
HEE HEE HEE!
[LAUGHTER]
[BEEP]
HEH HEH HEH!
OW!
OHH.
[GASPING]
[GUN FIRING]
[YELLING]
YOU MADE ME MISS,
YOU LOUSY, STUPID HUNTING DOG.
[WHIMPERS]
YOU'RE THE USELESS ONE.
AH!
Deer: EVERY HUNTING SEASON,
IT'S THE SAME THING.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I'M GONNA PUT AN END TO OUR LIVING IN FEAR.
I'M GOING HUNTING.
A DEER'S GOT TO DO WHAT A DEER'S GOT TO DO.
[GRUNTING]
OOF!
[CHATTERING]
OUCH!
HUH?
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
[PANTING]
[YELPING]
GET AWAY FROM ME!
AAH!
OOH! OW! OW! OOH! OW! OW!
[GASPING]
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
WHAT? HUH?
A DEER'S GOT TO DO WHAT A DEER'S GOT TO DO.
[SCREAMING]
Eustace: OOH! OW!
WHAT THE-- WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
[ROAR]
[FIGHTING AND YELLING]
THAT WAS TRULY A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE,
BUT I'M OVER IT.
HA HA HA!
[GRUNTING AND MUMBLING]
Deer: A DEER'S GOT TO DO
WHAT A DEER'S GOT TO DO.
[BEEP]
[SOBBING]
[GIBBERISH]
HMM.
[GIBBERISH]
MMM?
[GIBBERISH]
[BEEP]
[GIBBERISH]
HMM. IT'S A DEAL.
I JUST HOPE EUSTACE GETS HOME OK.
Man on TV: AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY
Audience: HUNT FOR KNOWLEDGE!
OH, GOODY, GOODY!
[BELLS RINGING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
COURAGE?
[GIBBERISH]
[APPLAUSE]
[AUDIENCE BOOING]
[GRUMBLING]
EUSTACE?
[GIBBERISH]
Audience: OHH!
[BUZZ]
THAT WOULD BE--
NO WAY, DEER.
I'M GOING FIRST.
THAT THERE IS DOTS,
A WHOLE MESS OF DOTS.
[BUZZER]
[LAUGHTER]
THAT WOULD BE THE BIG DIPPER.
[DING DING DING]
[CHEERING]
NO FAIR!
HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE.
Announcer: AND NOW, THE QUESTION
TO DETERMINE THE WINNER!
[GIBBERISH]
[BUZZ]
I KNOW THIS FOR SURE.
IT'S A BOWLING BALL,
COVERED WITH THROW-UP.
[BUZZER]
[BOOING]
[BUZZ]
THAT'S THE PLANET EARTH.
BIG DEAL!
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHING]
OH!
HE'S JUST A STUPID ANIMAL.
AAH!
[GASPING]
AH!
Beast: OOH!
OOH!
[ROARING]
AAH!
NOW, WHO DONE SHOT MY LOLLIPOP?
All: THE HUNTER!
HEH HEH HEH!
HE'S THE HUNTER... NOT ME.
MY BROTHER WAS RIGHT.
I AIN'T NO HUNTER.
I'M A DEER. SEE?
♪ LA LA LA
[SINGING]
HUH?
DEER!
[GUNFIRE]
Eustace: AAH!
Man on TV: AND NOW LET'S WELCOME THE WINNER
OF THIS YEAR'S HUNTING CONTEST,
MR. JAY O. KERWOOD.
MR. KERWOOD HAS BLASTED THE ODDEST DEER OF THE YEAR.
YOU KNOW, COURAGE,
THAT DEER REMINDS ME A WEE BIT OF EUSTACE.
I'M A DEER--
USELESS THE DEER.
♪ LA LA LA...
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA!