COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW!
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
AAH!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
OOH HOO HOO!
EEE!
[GRUMBLES]
WHAT YOU PLAYING LIKE A GIRLIE FOR,
WHEN I TOLD YOU TO SWEEP THE PORCH?
OH!
[WHINES]
STUPID DOG!
[SPLASH]
WHAT--HUH?
EUSTACE! YOU SWEEP THE PORCH LIKE I ASKED YOU?
YEAH, YEAH. HEY, WHEN DID WE GET A LAKE?
A LAKE?
GORGEOUS! BUT WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE IT CAME FROM?
WHO CARES. IT'S MINE NOW.
LAKE EUSTACE, HERE I COME.
HO HOO!
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA HA!
[QUACK QUACK]
HA HA HOO!
HEY! NO DOGS IN MY LAKE!
GO SWEEP THE PORCH, DOG, LIKE I TOLD YOU.
[WHINES]
EUSTACE, THAT'S YOUR JOB.
I GOT LAKEFRONT PROPERTY NOW.
I'M A C.E.O.
[LAUGHING]
SUCH NONSENSE.
COURAGE, YOU JUST COME WITH ME INTO THE WATER
AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
IT'S OUR LAKE, TOO.
WHEE!
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHING]
[GURGLES]
[GASPING]
Muriel: COURAGE, COME ON IN!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
THIS IS EVEN BETTER.
DON'T GOT TO LEAVE MY CHAIR.
Muriel: COURAGE! IN HERE!
I THINK THERE'S A WEE LEAK IN THE LAKE.
[GRUNTING]
MAYBE THE LEAK IN THE LAKE
ISN'T SO...WEE.
[GASPS]
OH, MY!
[HOUSE CREAKING]
Muriel: OH. OH!
[LAUGHING]
GONNA OPEN ONE OF THEM WATER PARKS--
CHARGE A FORTUNE.
[LAUGHING]
[GASPS]
[INHALES]
[GASPS]
OOH...
[GASPS]
HUH?
[BABBLING]
OH, YEAH.
THIS HERE IS THE OLD NOWHERE RIVER.
YEP, THAT'S WHAT IT IS, ALL RIGHT.
BUSTED ITS BANKS FOR SOME REASON.
MUST BE SOMETHING HUGE BLOCKING IT UP,
SOMEWHERE UP OVER THERE.
HUH?
Man: GOOD THING I SAVED THIS.
LONG AS I GOT THIS STRAW,
I'M A MOTORBOAT.
[INHALES]
[GURGLING]
[SIGHS]
HEY, MURIEL! WHAT ABOUT THAT BUTTER SAUCE?
WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A NICE WATER SAUCE?
MURIEL! [SNAP]
AAH!
[SIGHS]
[PANTING]
[GRUNTING]
[SIGHS]
OH?
[THWACK THWACK]
[BABBLING]
[GROANS]
[COURAGE CONTINUES BABBLING]
GET AWAY FROM ME!
AAAAH!
[GASPS]
[THWACK THWACK]
AAH! EEE!
[GRUNTING]
EEE!
[MURIEL HUMMING]
[GASPS]
[SQUEAK]
[YELPING]
HEY!
[GLUG GLUG]
AAAH!
[GROANS]
[THWACK THWACK]
YEE!
AAH! OOH!
AAH! EEE! EEE!
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
[PLUCKING JAZZ TUNE ON STRING]
AAH!
[WHEEZY LAUGHTER]
NO MORE MUSIC.
[BABBLING]
I AIN'T GOOD AT PLAYING SKINS.
MY DAD TOLD ME SO.
GET A LOOK AT THIS.
SO I'M IN CONSTRUCTION. THAT'S LIFE. TOUGH.
[PLUCKS JAZZ TUNE ON STRING]
[GROANING]
AAH! UNH!
THAT IS MAD PLAYING, MAN!
CRAZY MAD!
I AIN'T NEVER GONNA DO NO MORE CONCRETIN'.
[RUMBLING]
WHERE'S MY REMOTE? WHERE'S MY TV?
MY FAVORITE SHOW IS ON.
YOUR FAVORITE SHOW IS DROWNING, EUSTACE,
ALONG WITH US!
Muriel: WHOA!
I THINK WE'RE SINKING...
IN A GOOD WAY.
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAKE?
COURAGE MUST HAVE FOUND THE PROBLEM.
HE'S A DEAR DOG, HE IS.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
[JAZZ PLAYING]
[MUTTERING]
[APPLAUSE]
[CLICK CLICK]
[GIGGLING]
[WIND HOWLING]
OH!
THIS IS BETTER THAN SHOPPING!
YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S FREE SHOPPIN'.
[GIGGLES]
YES!
LOOK AT THIS WEE JEWEL BOX.
WHO WOULD THROW OUT SUCH A GORGEOUS THING?
[INHALES]
FFFF!
OH, MY!
[CACKLING]
OH! CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME
AND BLOW ME A HOLE IN ONE.
[GRUNTING]
[SOUR NOTE]
HUH?
OOF! OW!
MMM, MMM.
OH! HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING, DEAR.
[GIGGLES]
[GASPS]
WHO NEEDS THIS PIECE OF JUNK?
OUCH!
AAAH!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
OH, COURAGE, IT'S JUST A WEE NUTCRACKER.
LOOK HOW IT WORKS.
[JAW SQUEAKING]
EEE!
[CHOMP]
OOH!
AAAH!
[GROANING]
OOH!
OHH...
NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I CAN REALLY USE.
OW!
[MUTTERING]
[CRASH]
[BABBLING]
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
OH?
[CREAK]
AAH!
OOH!
[GASPS]
[BABBLING]
OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN!
[WHINES]
OH, HOW LOVELY.
[BARKING AND BABBLING]
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
[WHINES]
[GRUNTING]
[BABBLING]
AAH!
AAAAAH!
[NEIGH]
[GUNSHOT]
OOOOH!
[HUMMING]
GREAT RECEPTION!
[SCRUBBING]
OH!
[SWEEPING]
OOH!
[CLATTER]
AND LOOK AT THAT!
[HUMMING]
[SNARLS]
[GASPS]
Eustace: HELP!
EEE!
[GROWLS]
OOH!
OHH!
[SNARLS]
[DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYING]
OH, MY!
[BOTH SNARL]
AAAH!
[SCREECH]
[GROWLING]
[BOTH HISS]
[GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
EEE!
[SNARLS]
AAAAH!
[CRASH]
[GASPS]
OOH!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, YOU FOOL?!
OOH!
[RATS SNARLING]
AAAH!
[HISSES]
[WIND HOWLING]
Courage: OHH!
[SCREECH]
[BOTH SNARL]
[RATS GROWLING]
[SNARLS]
Muriel: OOH!
[YAWNING]
[PANTING]
[SIGHS]
NO!
RATS!
[SNIFFING]
OOH! OOH.
YEE!
[SNIFFING]
HUH?
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
[GASPS]
[EUSTACE AND MURIEL SCREAMING]
[CRANKING]
[RUSSIAN DANCE PLAYING]
AAAH!
AAAAH!
[NEEDLE SCRAPES, MUSIC STOPS]
AH, COURAGE, I KNEW YOU'D SAVE ME.
[MUSIC STARTS AGAIN]
EEE!
STUPID DOG!
[BOTH SNARLING]
[JAW SQUEAKING]
[BOTH HISSING]
[BOTH GROWLING]
OHH!
[SNAP]
[BOTH SNARLING]
[CRASH]
YAY!
HOORAY!
[PANTING]
GIVE ME THAT THING!
[LAUGHS]
OHH...
AAH! GARBAGE!
THAT NUTCRACKER'S AN ANTIQUE, EUSTACE.
YOU CAN'T REALLY USE IT FOR ANYTHING.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
[WHEEZY LAUGHTER]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!