COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW!
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAGG.
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
[COURAGE SCREAMING]
STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! [SCREAMING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[ORCHESTRAL MOVIE MUSIC PLAYING]
[BLOWS SOFTLY]
ISN'T LOVE...LOVELY?
[YAWNS]
IS IT OVER YET?
FINALLY.
[GENTLE SNORE]
[BOOM]
[SPANISH ACCENT] GOT YOUR ATTENTION.
HERE IT IS:
A WONDERFUL PRODUCT.
OH, YES.
ORDER BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.
BOOM!
[CANNON CRASHES]
ARE YOU LISTENING?
LISTEN TO ME.
[GENTLE SNORING]
[SNORING]
[LOUD CRASHING]
[STATIC]
HUH?
[CLANGING]
[GIGGLES]
GOT ANY FLAN?
[EUSTACE RUMMAGING]
[SNIFFING]
I SMELL FLAN. I KNOW IT!
THERE'S SOME MORE FLAN AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
[SNIFFS]
WHERE'S YOUR FLAN?
[BARKS "I DON'T KNOW"]
STUPID DOG!
OOF! OOH!
[STRAINING]
[BABBLING BARKS]
YOU GOT FLAN?
DON'T BE HOLDING OUT ON ME!
NO. MY MOUTH HURTS.
THE DOG'S DRY.
TIME FOR A FLAN RUN.
I'LL GET THE TRUCK.
AAAH!
FLAN!
STEP ON IT!
[CROWD SHOUTING]
GOING TO GET FLAN!
PLENTY OF FLAN!
[WHINES]
[GASPS]
Crowd: FLAN! FLAN! FLAN!
[BABY CRYING]
FLAN!
[GASPS]
GAH! FLAN!
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
FLAN!
[WHINES]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[BABBLING BARKS]
[GROANING]
[INDIAN ACCENT] YOU GOT THE LINE ON SOME FLAN, DOG?
ANY FLAN AT ALL!
MM-MM.
OOH!
[GRUNTING]
HA HA HA!
[CROWD SHOUTING]
[ENGINE STARTS, TIRES SQUEAL]
[LAUGHING]
[GIGGLING]
[GRUNTS]
[FLAN SQUISHING]
[ROCKING CHAIR CREAKING]
[PITIFULLY] FLAN.
[GRUNTING]
FOUND SOME UNDER MY NAILS.
[SLURPS]
HUH?
OH! OH!
THEY'RE MY NAILS!
[LONGINGLY] FLAN.
HUH?
"1 FLAN DRIVE."
HMM.
[STARTS ENGINE]
HA HA HA HA!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[GROANS]
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
Woman over P.A.: SERVICE, PICK UP LINE 2.
King of Flan: BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN.
BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN...
BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.
BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN.
I'M TELLING THE WORLD.
FLAN-TASY FLAN.
AND EVERY TIME YOU SEE MY FACE...
BOOM!
YOU WANT MORE FLAN.
WANT MORE FLAN.
[GIGGLING]
FLAN! FLAN!
GIVE ME FLAN!
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
THE FLAN-TASY HYPNOMERCIAL IS A SUCCESS.
WE'VE GOT ALL OF NOWHERE TOTALLY FLAN-TIFIZED,
AND THE NEW HYPNOMERCIAL WORKS EVEN BETTER.
TONIGHT, WE GO LIVE,
ON ALL THE NETWORKS, EVERYWHERE,
AND TURN EVERYONE INTO...
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
FLAN-ATICS.
THEN I WILL BE THE KING OF FLAN!
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
FLAN.
[GASPS LOUDLY]
[GIGGLING]
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
NO MATTER.
[PANTING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
HOW HUMILIATING!
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
UNH!
[GIBBERING]
NO USE FIGHTING IT, DOG.
WE'RE ABOUT TO LIVE IN A FLAN-TASY WORLD.
[ROCKING CHAIR CREAKING]
[GRUNTS]
UNH!
YOU WANT TO DESTROY FLAN?
FLAN WILL DESTROY YOU!
AAH!
[COURAGE PANTING]
AAH!
[DING]
UNH!
OOH!
UNH!
[KING OF FLAN LAUGHING]
OH, NO!
[STRAINING]
[CHEWING LOUDLY]
BLECCH!
[WHINES]
[COURAGE STRAINING]
King of Flan: BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN.
[KING OF FLAN APPROACHING]
AAAH!
[PANTING]
[STRAINING]
[LOUD CHEWING]
HA HA HA!
[GASPS]
[CHEWING LOUDLY]
[RETCHING]
OH!
UNH!
AAH!
UNH!
OH! OH!
[ELECTRICAL SIZZLING]
[CREAKING]
NO!
NO! NO!
[GASPS]
OOH!
AAAAHHH!
UNH!
AAH! UNH!
AH! UNH!
Recording: BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN.
NO!
BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN. NO. NO!
BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN. FLAN?
BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN.
[DREAMILY] FLAN.
BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN.
BUY FAN-TASY FLAN.
FLAN.
FLAN?
WHERE'S FLAN?
[LONGINGLY] FLAN.
MAYBE THERE'LL BE A COMMERCIAL.
[TURNS ON TV]
[BOOM]
OOH!
HEY!
OH!
GAH!
BLECCH!
[CANNON BOOMS]
OH, MY!
OH!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, WOMAN?
YOU LOOK LIKE A HOUSE!
LOOK WHO'S CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
[WOLF HOWLS]
[EATING LOUDLY]
THAT'S SHOWBIZ.
[CACKLING WILDLY]
King of Flan: FLAN?
[BIRDS CHATTERING]
[ENGINE BUZZING]
OOH, COURAGE, LOOK! YAY!
THIS IS GOING TO BE A GORGEOUS HOLIDAY.
Eustace: YEAH...
'CAUSE IT'S FREE.
[MURIEL, EUSTACE, AND COURAGE SCREAMING]
SO, THIS IS HIP-HIP ISLAND.
I HATE ISLANDS.
[GROANS]
HUH?
WELCOME TO HIP-HIP ISLAND.
I AM CHIEF WIKI-WIKI.
OH, MY!
THE CHIEF HIMSELF.
DOES THE BUFFET GOT CHOPPED MEAT?
THIS IS MY DAUGHTER WIKI-WIKI-WOO.
SO PLEASED TO MEET YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.
[GIGGLES]
[GASPS]
[GIGGLES]
GAH!
[SMOOCH]
OOH, BAH!
Muriel: EUSTACE, YOU'RE A NATURAL NATIVE.
THANK YOU FOR INVITING US TO YOUR ISLAND.
WHY'D YOU PICK US?
LOOK IN PHONE BOOK.
YOU LIVE IN MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
FIGURE NO ONE MISS WHEN YOU GONE.
AHEM-- I MEAN, ON VACATION.
BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY
IF YOU GIVE AWAY FREE VACATIONS?
SHUT UP! WHERE'S THE GRUB?
YOU HAVE HOT TIME.
THAT PAYMENT ENOUGH FOR US.
[CLAP CLAP]
DRESS LADY FOR HOT TIME.
[NATIVE DRUMS BEATING]
OH, MY!
HUH?
[GIGGLES]
HEH HEH HEH! YES.
LADY LOOK READY TO DIVE RIGHT INTO BUBBLING GOOD TIME.
OH, MY, YES!
[GIGGLES]
EH?
GAH!
HUH?
[COURAGE STRAINING]
AND THEN... MONGOOSE SAY TO PYTHON...
[VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES]
HA HA HA HA!
[GIGGLES]
I DON'T GET IT.
AND THEN I LIFTED MY TRUCK WITH ONE HAND
AND SAVED THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY.
[GIGGLES]
OW! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
BUST ME ARM?
[GIGGLES]
IT IS TIME FOR CEREMONY!
[CHATTERING]
OH, I LOVE CEREMONIES.
WHERE'S THE GRUB?
[GIGGLES]
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE'D EVERYTHING GO?
UNH!
OH, WIKI-WIKI-WOO.
SHE HAVE WEDDING COCONUT READY.
WILL THERE BE SHUFFLEBOARD AFTERWARDS?
AFTERWARDS, YOU WILL ENJOY LONG REST.
VERY LONG REST.
[STRAINING]
OOH!
[CLAP CLAP]
LET HUMAN OFFERING BEGIN.
OH!
OH, GOODY, GOODY!
[RATCHETING NOISE]
[BABBLING BARKS]
YES, COURAGE.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SAUNA FOR THE COMPLEXION.
FEELS SO WARM AGAINST ME SKIN.
NO!
[CHOMP]
[RATCHETING FASTER]
AAAH!
AAH! OOF!
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
YOU ANGER VOLCANO GOD.
IF VOLCANO GOD NOT GET HUMAN OFFERING,
VOLCANO GOD BLOW WHOLE VOLCANO--
DESTROY EVERYTHING ON ISLAND.
[GROANS]
NO WORRY, DOG. LADY GOING INTO VOLCANO
SO VOLCANO GOD TURN OFF MOUNTAIN OF SMOKE BEFORE IT BLOW.
OH, GREAT GROOVY GOD OF VOLCANO,
WITH FLAMES SO HOT AND SMOKE SO WISPY,
WE SHOVE THIS LADY DOWN YOUR DRAIN-O,
SO DON'T COOK US UP EXTRA CRISPY.
AAH!
AH! COURAGE!
[GASPS]
Muriel: HELP!
[LOUD BELCH]
Chief Wiki-Wiki: HA HA HA! DOG FUNNY!
BEFORE WE SEND LADY TO VOLCANO GOD,
WE BRING OUT CEREMONIAL WILD BOAR
TO EAT CEREMONIAL PIES.
[COURAGE BABBLING]
YOU BARKING UP WRONG TREE.
YOU WANT TO TALK TO VOLCANO GOD,
AND HE WAY DOWN INSIDE VOLCANO.
YOU BETTER GO NOW, BEFORE BOAR FINISH PIES.
[EATING NOISILY]
[LAVA BUBBLING]
HURRY, COURAGE!
FIND THAT VOLCANO GOD!
[MURIEL SCREAMING, COURAGE WHINING]
[HISS]
OW!
[BLOWING]
[GASPS]
[HISS]
AAAH!
WHEW!
[HISS]
YIPE!
CLOSE THE DOOR. YOU'RE LETTING OUT ALL THE A.C.
YOU INTERESTED IN A SKI CONDO?
WE START TO BUILD NEXT WEEK.
TROPICAL SKI RESORT.
HUH?
WHO NEEDS TO FREEZE JUST 'CAUSE THEY WANT TO SKI?
SOON AS WE SCARE THE LAST OF THEM PESKY NATIVES OFF THE ISLAND.
MORE SMOKE, MORE RUMBLE.
THAT OUGHT TO GET THEM SWIMMING OFF THE ISLAND.
AND I COVER THE PLACE WITH SNOW USING THIS BAD BOY.
[GASPS]
MILEAGE STINKS,
BUT THAT BABY CAN BLOW SNOW LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
[BABBLING BARKS]
WHAT DO THEY THINK, THERE'S A VOLCANO GOD
LOOKING FOR A HUMAN OFFERING OR SOMETHING?
MM-HMM.
SHEESH!
GUESS I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO COOK THEM.
EH, I'LL NAME THE LODGE AFTER THEM.
BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT'S SOUP TIME.
[VOLCANO RUMBLING]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[GASPS]
[MURIEL SCREAMING]
OOH!
THE BIG PIG FINISHED THE PIES.
[ELECTRICAL HISSING]
AAAH!
[COURAGE GRUNTS]
UNH!
WHEW!
[CHIEF WIKI-WIKI GROANING]
YOU ANGER VOLCANO GOD.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[WIKI-WIKI-WOO GIGGLES]
IT YOUR FAULT, DOG!
VOLCANO GOD ANGRY.
WE LIVE, I TATTOO YOUR FACE!
[COURAGE WHINES]
[CAR ENGINE RACING]
[OTTO CACKLING GLEEFULLY]
WHOA!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[GASPS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
[BEEPING]
BLECCH!
[BABBLING]
UNH!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[HISS]
AH! OOH! AAH!
WHOA!
[LAVA SCREAMING]
[ALL CHEERING]
YOU DID IT, COURAGE.
YOU SCARED THE LAVA RIGHT BACK INTO THE VOLCANO.
HA HA HA!
PLEASE TAKE THIS BIG, FAT WILD BOAR AS APOLOGY.
[GULPS, BELCHES]
WELL, HE DOES LIKE PIE,
AND I MAKE A WICKED PIE.
BUT I HAVE MY COURAGE.
MM-HMM.
COME ON, EUSTACE. TIME TO GO.
SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR FRIEND.
FRIEND? WHAT FRIEND?
I AIN'T GOT NO FRIEND.
[BAWLING LOUDLY]
I GUESS YOU PROVE
THERE NO VOLCANO GOD AFTER ALL.
WE NOT STUPID.
Rumbling Voice: NOT SO FAST.
[THROATY RUMBLING]
I'LL TELL YOU,
THAT RIDE TURNED ME AROUND.
HEY, CHIEFIE, CAN I BUILD YOU A NICE SPLIT-LEVEL HUT?
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
[GIGGLING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA!