COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW--
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BANG.
YAAH.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG.
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
MM-HMM.
[WHIMPERS]
FOOD.
I NEED FOOD!
WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
RIGHT HERE.
YOU JUST DON'T HAVE A GREEN THUMB, LIKE MINE.
WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR THUMB GO INTO TOWN
AND BUY SOME GROCERIES?
WHAT? AND SPEND MONEY?
[WIND BLOWING]
OOH!
MM MM MMPH.
HUH?
Muriel: "FREE FOOD FOREVER.
CALL 555-GLUTTON."
HA HA!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
WE AT MEGA-VEG ARE DELIGHTED
THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE VOLUNTEERED
TO TEST OUR PRODUCT.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
NEVER BEFORE IN THE ANNALS OF AGRICULTURE
HAS MANKIND HAD AN EDIBLE PRODUCT
THAT CAN WITHSTAND THE HARSH ELEMENTS OF NATURE.
JUST GET TO THE FREE PART.
PLANTED UNDER OUR NEW MILLENNIUM GEODESIC ENVIRONMENTAL DOME
AND WITH JUST A FEW OF OUR PATENTED MEGA-SEEDS
AND THE PRESS OF A BUTTON,
YOU'LL HAVE A GARDEN THAT WILL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS.
DON'T GOT NO NEIGHBORS.
WHEN DO WE EAT?
JUST STEP INSIDE YOUR NEW DOME HOME
AND LET THE GROWING BEGIN.
[HISSING]
HUH?
OH!
[GASP]
OH, NO!
I WANT MY FREE FOOD.
HERE'S THE SEEDS THE NICE MAN LEFT US--
CABBAGE, PEAS, TOMATOES--
GROW, YOU STUPID PLANTS!
Muriel: HOLD ON, EUSTACE.
LOOK.
OH. HA HA HA!
[BEEP]
[RUMBLING]
WAAH!
YAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
OH!
AAAH!
[ALL SCREAMING]
OOH!
OOF!
OOH!
OH!
AAAAH!
AAAAAH!
[WHINING]
COURAGE IS OUTSIDE.
I AIN'T LETTING THAT STORM IN HERE.
[THUNDER]
AAAAAAAAAAH!
OW!
HEE HEE HEE!
UGH.
[THUNDER]
[WHIMPERS]
COURAGE.
I HOPE OUR LITTLE SEEDS SURVIVED.
OH, MY!
FOOD!
GO PICK IT.
Muriel: LET'S START THE HARVEST, COURAGE.
[SNIFFING]
[BUZZING]
OH.
A HONEYBEE MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN HERE.
[SNIFFING]
RRAAAAR!
OHHHH!
YIPE!
[YELPING]
I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY, COURAGE.
I'LL HAVE THAT VEGETABLE STEW COOKING IN NO TIME.
[GASPS]
[HUMMING]
COURAGE, THE OLIVE OIL'S IN THE BASEMENT.
WOULD YOU FETCH IT FOR ME?
[WHIMPERS]
Muriel: AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
[MURIEL SCREAMING]
[PLANT GROWLING]
Courage: HMM.
[POP]
OOH.
[ROARS]
HUH?
OOH! OW! OOH! OW!
HA HA HA!
HEE HEE HEE!
MURIEL, GET OUT OF THE WAY.
EUSTACE, YOU KNOW THOSE VEGETABLES YOU WANT TO EAT?
I THINK THEY WANT TO EAT US.
YOU'RE CRAZY,
AND IF YOU AIN'T GONNA COOK FOR ME,
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FEED MYSELF.
[SLURP]
RRAAAR!
AAH!
[YELLING]
Muriel: OHH!
COURAGE, HELP!
AAH! AAH!
AHH!
AAAAAAAH!
[SNIFFING]
[GROWLING]
[ROARS]
UGH!
OW!
OW! OOH! OW!
STUPID DOG--
[MUFFLED YELLING]
OOF!
OOH!
[AIRPLANE ENGINES REVVING]
UGH.
WHAT'S THAT?
AAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!
Eustace: AAAAH!
"INGREDIENTS:
"HORNETS, PYTHONS,
PIRANHAS"?
OH, NO!
[GULP]
[GROWLING]
OH. THE BUTTON.
[BEEP BEEP]
[THUNDER]
OH, NO.
PUSH IT AGAIN.
[BEEP BEEP]
AAAAAAAH!
[BEEP]
OOH!
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO HAPPY TO SEE FROZEN VEGETABLES.
Eustace: AAAAAAAH!
OHH!
WAAH!
AAAAAH!
[GROWLING]
WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
THE VEGETABLES ARE OUTSIDE WAITING TO EAT US,
AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS--
FOOD.
OH.
OH?
[SNIFFS]
AHH.
[SLURP]
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAH!
HIYAAH!
[MOTOR RUNNING]
[SPLAT]
[MOO]
GRAZE.
HA HA HA.
AH.
[CHOMPING]
[GASPS]
HA HA HA.
AAAAH!
AAAAAH!
AAAAH!
[SNIFFS]
OH! BLEGH!
[SNIFFS]
MMM.
AHH.
[SLURP]
UGHHH.
[SNIFFING]
FINALLY. FOOD.
MMM. HEH HEH HEH.
YAY!
[TIRES SCREECH]
WANT MORE FOOD.
AAH!
CURSE IT, WHERE'S MY DINNER?
[AS SEAN CONNERY] SO THE OLD NORTH POLE HAS MELTED AWAY.
IT WAS INEVITABLE,
BUT I'LL CREATE A NEW FROZEN HOME
WHERE I CAN KEEP COOL
THANKS TO MY INGENIOUS INVENTION--
COLDFINGER.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MINUS TOUCH.
HEH HEH HEH.
BUT WHERE SHOULD I MAKE MY NEW FROZEN HOME?
WHERE?
WHERE, WHERE?
I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE NORTH POLE.
TOO MANY MEMORIES OF FRIENDS WHO ARE...
MELTED.
SO I'LL SET UP A NEW WEST POLE...
RIGHT...
THERE.
NOWHERE.
HA HA HA!
EVERY TIME WE GO SQUARE DANCING,
YOU RIP YOUR PANTS ON THE FIRST DO-SI-DO.
STUPID DO-SI-DO.
[WIND BLOWING]
WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, EUSTACE?
IT'S SNOWING.
CAN'T BE SNOWING.
IT'S AUGUST.
GOT TO GET ME SOME SNOW TIRES.
WAAH!
LOVELY.
[EUSTACE MUTTERING]
WON'T IT BE NICE TO GET INSIDE AND GET ALL WARMED UP?
OHH!
YOU MUST HAVE SET THE THERMOSTAT TOO LOW, EUSTACE.
HUH?
OH, MY.
OHH!
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
MAN...
SNOW MAN.
AAAH!
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE WEST POLE,
CENTER OF THE NEW ARCTIC REGION,
WHICH YOU WILL HELP ME COMPLETE.
YOU, DOG,
KEEP US NOURISHED WITH A STEADY SUPPLY OF SNOW CONES.
[WHIMPERS]
YOU, WOMAN,
KEEP ME ENTERTAINED.
SNOW MAN CANNOT WORK IF HE'S NOT ENTERTAINED.
OOH, I'LL HAVE TO GET OUT MY SITAR.
AND YOU, OLD MAN,
YOU SHALL KEEP WATCH FROM ATOP THAT POLE
TO LET ME KNOW WHEN THE SNOW HAS COMPLETELY BLOCKED OUT THE SUN.
GO!
I AIN'T SITTING ON NO POLE.
AAH!
AH.
HA HA HA!
EEEAAGH.
MEAN OLD BOSSY SNOWMAN.
I'VE GOT ICICLES ON MY BLISTERS.
HA HA HA!
BBRRR.
BBBBRRRR.
DOG...
FILL 'ER UP.
HA HA HA!
HMM.
AHHH.
TUTTI-FRUTTI.
EH...
THE S-SUN'S BLOCKED OUT.
HEH HEH HEH.
EXCELLENT.
YOU CAN COME DOWN NOW.
ENOUGH MUSIC.
I MUST ADDRESS YOU ALL.
DOG. I SAY, DOG.
OHHH.
YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL.
NOW I SUPPOSE YOU'LL WANT TO LEAVE ME.
MM-HMM.
WAIT. HEAR ME OUT FIRST.
YOU'VE BECOME LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
IF YOU STAY HERE IN THE WEST POLE,
I'LL WELCOME YOU AS MY FELLOW SNOWMEN...
UH, SNOWPEOPLE...
SNOW CREATURES...
SLUSH PUPPIES...
UH, DIFFERENTLY TEMPERATURED INDIVIDUALS...
UH, FRIENDSICLES...
CHOSEN FROZEN PEOPLE...
SNOMIGOS...
[GASPS]
[SLURP]
AAGH!
AAAGH!
I'LL JUST CALL YOU "MY FELLOW SNOWMEN."
WILL YOU STAY?
YOU WILL?
HA HA HA!
TODAY,
I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST GUY
ON THE SURFACE OF THE BARREN, FROZEN TUNDRA.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ I'M FEELIN' FINE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MINE ♪
♪ LIFE IS LIKE A SONG SINCE YOU CAME ALONG ♪
♪ YOU
♪ FREEZE UP MY LIFE
♪ OW, OW, OW
♪ LIFE IS NICE, SUGAR AND ICE ♪
♪ AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
♪ EVERY DAY'S A THRILL, ALL I WANT TO DO IS CHILL ♪
♪ MY LONELINESS IS LOST
♪ MY FROSTING'S TURNED TO FROST ♪
♪ YOU
♪ FREEZE UP MY LIFE
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY
♪ LIFE IS SWEET
♪ STRAWBERRY SWEET
♪ LIFE'S ONE BIG SNOW DAY
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, LOVE YOU
FEEL IT, BABY.
DIG IT.
GROOVE WITH ME.
YES. FEEL IT. FEEL THE BEAT.
YAAAGH.
AH, HA HA HA!
Snow Man: HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HOW SAD
TO BE THE LAST OF THE SNOWMEN.
OHHH.
MY HEART LONGS FOR MY SNOWMAN FRIENDS FROM THE OLD DAYS,
THE DAYS BEFORE THINGS GOT HOT.
AAAH!
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU.
NOT LONG AGO...
THE NORTH POLE WAS A FROZEN PARADISE.
BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE BLANKET OF GAS
THAT WRAPS ALL AROUND THE PLANET,
PROTECTING IT.
THIS BLANKET GOT WEAKER
UNTIL IT RIPPED.
AAH!
I WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE,
BUT MY FRIENDS WEREN'T SO LUCKY.
THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO,
AND YOU KNOW WHO'S FAULT IT WAS?
EGH?
IT WAS ALL THE FAULT OF MAN.
OHH.
I-- AHH...
[DING]
[GASPS]
[SNORING]
Man on P.A.: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THIS IS CAPTAIN JOHN DILWORTH.
IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW TO THE LEFT,
WHY, THERE'S THE HOLE IN THE OZONE.
YAY!
WHOA!
PHEW.
UGH!
HUH?
YAY!
Snow Man: OH, COME ON.
WHEN YOU HAD THE OLD MAID,
I PICKED IT FROM YOU.
NOW YOU HAVE TO PICK IT FROM ME.
SNOW MAN DOES NOT WANT TO BE THE OLD MAID.
DOG, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
MORE SNOW CONES ALL AROUND.
OH, COULD IT BE?
MY OLD HOME.
MY OLD FRIENDS.
[WHISTLES]
AH, IVANA.
LET US GO HOME.
[SIGHS]
HUH?
OH, MY.
WHAT'S-- HUH?
WHERE'S MY PANTS?
HEE HEE HEE!
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW HAT?
HA HA HA!
DOG, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM.
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Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA!