WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG. YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[HUMMING]
Man: HMM...YES. VERY NICE.
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ON TELEVISION]
[ROCKING CHAIR CREAKING]
[LOUD KNOCK ON DOOR]
HEY!
I DON'T KNOW WHO IT'S FOR, COURAGE,
BUT YOU CAN OPEN IT IF YOU WANT.
YES!
HEE HEE HEE!
[GASP]
OH, COURAGE. ISN'T IT EXCITING?
[BARKING]
OH! HA HA HA...
HEE...
[GULP]
[BARKING]
OH.
OH...
[SNIFFS]
WASN'T THAT WONDERFUL, EUSTACE?
BIG DEAL.
[WHINES]
HEY, I GOT A TRICK FOR YOUR DOG.
MAKE YOURSELF DISAPPEAR. HA HA HA!
OH, COURAGE, JUST SHOW EUSTACE YOUR BIGGEST TRICK.
HE'LL HAVE TO BE IMPRESSED.
[BARKING]
AAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING AND AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[ANIMALS ROARING]
OH, MY.
[AUDIENCE GASPS AND CHEERS]
OOH.
[GASP]
THAT'S THE BEST TRICK I EVER SAW.
HOW EVER DID YOU DO IT?
TRICK? I DON'T DO TRICKS.
I DO MAGIC.
Eustace: HA!
IT'S ALL DONE WITH MIRRORS.
MIRRORS? I AM THE AMAZING MONDO.
THEN SHOW ME SOMETHING AMAZING.
PLEASE FORGIVE EUSTACE.
HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE TRUE MAGIC LIKE I DO.
REMEMBER, KID, IT'S ALL IN THE PRESENTATION.
[GASP]
[DRUMROLL]
Muriel: ISN'T THAT LOVELY?
[DRUMROLL]
[ROARING]
MIRRORS.
[DOVE COOING]
OH. OH!
EH.
NOW I WILL REQUIRE AN ASSISTANT.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO--
NOT YOU. I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE
UP MY SLEEVE FOR YOU.
OH...
HOW ABOUT YOU?
I DON'T DO NO ILLUSIONS.
OH, GO AHEAD, EUSTACE.
MAYBE YOU CAN POOF ME UP
ONE OF THEM BIG-SCREEN TVs.
I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M PART OF THE ACTION.
[GASPS]
EUSTACE, WHERE DID YOU GO?
Eustace: HEY, WHERE AM I?
HEY, I'M IN THE TV!
[THOUGHTFULLY] HEY...I'M IN THE TV.
[BELL DINGS]
Announcer: SIR FLABALOT LOOKS ANGRY.
UH-OH. AAH!
STOP!
Announcer: THIS LOOKS LIKE CURTAINS FOR THE FARMER.
HA HA HEY!
FOR MY NEXT MAGICAL FEAT,
I SHALL REQUIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF A LOVELY LADY.
ME? OH, MY.
I'D BE GLAD TO.
[WHINES]
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT.
HEAVENS!
AAH!
HMM... I DON'T THINK
I'VE HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
THAT CONCLUDES TONIGHT'S SHOW.
YOU'VE BEEN A DELIGHTFUL AUDIENCE.
[BARKING]
SHOW'S OVER, KID.
I'VE GOT TO WET THE OLD MAGIC WHISTLE.
OH, MY!
EEE!
BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, THE TRANSFORMATION WILL BE COMPLETE,
AND I SHALL TAKE HER AS MY BRIDE.
OH, COURAGE, HELP ME.
[ROARING]
OH!
YAH!
OH, MY.
[DIALING CELL PHONE]
Man: DR. VINDERLOOP.
[HOWLS]
[RUMBLING]
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
YOU HOWLED?
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
MM-HMM.
UH! THESE LOOK LIKE BLACK MAGIC.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,
NOTHING AT ALL.
[SIGHS]
BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
[GROANS]
MAGIC MUST BE FOUGHT WITH MAGIC. OH, YES.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. HA HA HA.
[ROARING]
AAH!
I AM NOW A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
OOH!
THIS ALL FEELS JUST SO...
WRONG.
OH, NO.
WE ARE GETTING CLOSER, DEAR.
ONLY ONE MORE HOUR
UNTIL YOU ARE MINE FOREVER.
ALL RIGHT.
Eustace: HEY! HEY!
EUSTACE?
HEY! OH! HEY!
HA HA HA!
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
HA HA HA!
OH!
[BARKING]
[ROARS]
GET REAL, KID.
I AM THE GREATEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD.
[WHINES]
AHA!
HA HA HA.
GRR...
HA HA HA.
GRR...
HA HA HA.
GRR...
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
HA HA HA.
GRR...
HA HA HA.
AMAZING.
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
[WHISTLING]
OOPS.
[MOO]
I AM NO LONGER A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
EEE!
KID, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT BIG LIKE ME,
IT TAKES YEARS OF PRACTICE,
AND YOU ONLY HAVE 4 MINUTES.
WORK ON YOUR PRESENTATION.
AFTER ALL, IT'S ALL IN THE PRESENTATION.
GRR...
TA-DA!
OH! HOW LOVELY.
[BARKING]
[APPLAUSE]
[QUACK QUACK]
AH.
NOT BAD.
AH...AH...
AH...AH-CHOO!
YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY AGENT ABOUT THIS.
Eustace: HEY! WHERE AM I?
EUSTACE?
TA-DA!
OH, HOW I LOVE MAGIC. OH!
Mondo: GET REAL, KID.
THERE YOU ARE, YOU SWEET FEATHERED CREATURES, YOU.
BREAKFAST TIME.
[BARKING NERVOUSLY]
Eustace: WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST, WOMAN?
I'M STARVING TO DEATH!
CALM YOURSELF, EUSTACE.
I'M JUST FEEDING THE BIRDIES.
I'D LIKE TO FEED THE BIRDIES...
TO THE CATS. HA HA HA!
OH!
HA HA HA HA!
[WHIMPERS]
COURAGE, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
A BIRD WOULD NEVER DO US ANY HARM.
AAH! COURAGE!
HELP ME! HELP ME!
AAH!
MURIEL, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
OOGA-BOOGA-WOOGA!
AAH!
Muriel: AAH!
[COURAGE PANTING]
HELP!
Muriel: AAH!
WHEW.
GOOTCHIE GOOTCHIE GOOTCHIE GOO.
NOW, REMEMBER...
I'M ONLY GOING TO BE GONE FOR A FEW HOURS.
IMAGINE, A WOMAN OF MY QUALITY
HAVING TO RAISE 3 KIDS ALL ALONE.
GOOD THING I'M SUCH A DEVOTED MOTHER.
AND THAT'S WHY I'M OFF TO FLORIDA
ON A SINGLES WEEKEND--
TO LOOK FOR A HUSBAND.
NOW, YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABIES.
THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.
IF I COME BACK HERE
AND FIND JUST ONE FEATHER OUT OF PLACE
ON THEIR LITTLE HEADS...
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU WITH THIS CEREAL SPOON!
AAH!
SO LONG.
DON'T YOU WORRY NOW.
I'M SURE THEY'LL BE PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS.
[CRYING LOUDLY]
OH, MY.
OH, COURAGE, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
WE'VE GOT SOME HUNGRY WEE BIRDIES TO FEED.
WOULD YOU MIND GETTING THEM SOMETHING TO EAT?
[SIGHS]
AAH!
MURIEL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
I'M DYING OF STARVATION HERE.
OH...
HUH?
[CRYING]
WHEW.
[PANTING]
[CHICKS CRYING]
NO, NO, NO, COURAGE.
BABY BIRDIES DON'T EAT ESCARGOT
WITH BASIL AND PANCETTA IN AN HERB CRUST.
THEY EAT WORMS.
WORMS ARE GOOD FOR BIRDIES.
EWW!
PLEASE GO AND DIG FOR SOME.
AAH!
BLOOEY!
[CHICKS CRYING]
BLECH!
[CHICKS CHIRPING EXCITEDLY]
OH, THEY'RE JUST WEE BABIES.
THEY CAN'T CHEW THEIR FOOD YET.
OH, COURAGE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
[GULP]
[CHICKS CHIRPING EXCITEDLY]
ISN'T THAT LOVELY?
EWW...
BABIES ARE SO SWEET. AREN'T THEY, COURAGE?
I JUST LOVE TO HEAR THEM AT PLAY.
[CHICKS CHIRPING]
[GASP]
AAH!
OHH...
OW! OW! OW! OW!
[CRYING]
OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK.
THE POOR DEARS ARE HUNGRY AGAIN.
EUSTACE HAS A BUCKET OF FISHING BAIT IN THE CELLAR.
I'M SURE THE WEE BIRDIES WOULD ENJOY A MEAL OF THAT.
MURIEL, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?
[CLATTERING]
STUPID THIEVING DOG!
GET BACK HERE WITH MY BAIT!
[RATTLING]
HUH?
Eustace: I'M COMING TO GET YOU, DOG.
OH, THERE YOU ARE, COURAGE.
[CRYING]
YUCK! HOW UTTERLY DISGUSTING.
MMM...BABIES.
I LOVE BABIES.
LET ME HELP YOU NAME THEM.
HOW ABOUT BREAKFAST... LUNCH...AND DINNER?
HEH HEH HEH...
OH, HOW VERY WITTY.
NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES,
YOU HORRID CREATURE, YOU.
MURIEL, THAT YOU UP THERE?
I'M HUNGRY.
YOU COME DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT.
Muriel: NO!
[GRUMBLING]
COME HERE, BABIES. DON'T BE AFRAID.
COME AND PLAY WITH PAPA'S RATTLE.
[RATTLING]
[GRUMBLING]
OOH!
HONEY?
ENOUGH OF THIS TOMFOOLERY.
WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES IS GOING ON UP HERE?
AAH!
[EUSTACE SCREAMING]
HUH?
GOOD HEAVENS.
IT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL CHICKENS.
HUH?
A SNAKE! AAH!
WHAT KIND OF BIRDIE WAS THAT?
HE WAS SO STRANGE... YET SO FAMILIAR.
HELP! HELP!
DARLINGS, MAMA'S BACK.
[CHIRPING EXCITEDLY]
THE SINGLES MIXER WAS A BUST.
BUT ON MY WAY HOME,
I FOUND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
KIDS, SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW DADDY.
GRR...
[CHIRPING EXCITEDLY]
WHERE'S MY DINNER?
Mother Bird: ISN'T HE JUST FABULOUS?
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!