COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW!
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
GAHH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
EH, YUCK!
ISN'T IT AMAZING THAT WE WON THIS TRIP TO PARIS
JUST BY FINDING A COUPON IN A CEREAL BOX?
MMM. MM-HMM!
YOU MUST NOT ENTER LE MUSEUM NOW, MADAME.
IT IS ONLY 5 MINUTES UNTIL CLOSING.
GOOD. I'M TIRED.
BUT I'VE GOT TO SEE THE MONA LISA.
MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID MONA AND I WERE LIKE TWINS.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
UH...
YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE MONA LISA,
AND I GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES TO GO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
STUPID AMERICAN.
[GASPS]
EVEN THE HEAVENS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL FROM HERE.
LOOK.
VENUS AND MARS ARE LINING UP TONIGHT.
THERE IS MAGIC AT WORK.
I CAN FEEL IT. [GIGGLES]
BIG DEAL.
[WHINES]
EH...
[GRUNTS]
YUCK!
LOOK! THERE SHE IS--
THE MOST FAMOUS PAINTING IN THE WORLD,
ALL BECAUSE OF HER MYSTERIOUS SMILE.
I WANT TO GET A PICTURE OF ME AND THE MONA LISA.
[WHINES]
[GASPS]
HUH?
Guard on P.A.: LADIES AND GENTILHOMME,
IT IS ZE CLOSING TIME.
HURRY UP, COURAGE. IT'S CLOSING TIME.
[LENS SQUEAKING]
[SMOOCH]
AAH!
IT'S OK, COURAGE. THE RESEMBLANCE IS OVERWHELMING.
OOF!
HEY, STUPID DOG.
[GRUNTS]
Eustace: EH...
TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH THIS IDIOT.
"THE THINKER," HUH?
I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING--
"HOW COME THERE'S NO TV SET?"
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
AAH!
UH...
OOH!
[GASPS]
HOW LOVELY.
[GRUMBLING]
I GOT TO TAKE A BREATHER.
AHH.
[HUMS]
FEELS JUST LIKE HOME.
[SNORING]
MMM.
[YAWNS]
[BOTH SNORING]
IT IS ZE CLOSING TIME, EVERYONE.
Guard: AH.
NO ONE HERE BUT THE SCULPTURES.
[DOOR CLANGS SHUT]
OH!
I MUST HAVE TAKEN A WEE SNOOZE.
EUSTACE.
HUH?
UH!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY.
MM-HMM.
I WANT TO SEE MONA ONE MORE TIME.
[WHINES]
[GASPS]
EEE!
[GRUNTING]
OH!
[GIGGLES]
AAH!
[GASPS]
[ITALIAN ACCENT] HEY, THINKER,
YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
[BONES CHATTER]
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, YOU BEATNIK!
UM...HMM.
OOH! OH! NO!
[CRASH]
[GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALL THIS TIME?
UH, UM...
YOUR SMILE, I--I THINK.
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO SOMEPLACE
AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN, NO?
UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD,
OR MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T.
MIGHT BE FUN.
MIGHT BE WEIRD. HMM.
I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT.
HMM, HMM.
HMM? HMM.
WELL, LET'S GO, THINKER.
WHEN THE PLANETS SEPARATE AGAIN, YOU AND ME--
WE GONNA BE STUCK IN PLACE FOREVER.
LET'S MAKE SURE IT'S SOMEPLACE REALLY WORTH SMILING ABOUT, SI?
UH, WELL...
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[GRUNTS]
[WHINING]
[MONA LISA GIGGLING]
HMM?
Mona Lisa: COME ON, BIG GUY.
LET'S SEE YOU AND ME
GET NATURALE AND JUMP RIGHT IN.
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
MIGHT BE TOO COLD. MIGHT GET SUNBURNED.
MIGHT BE MOSQUITOES.
LET ME THINK.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
EH, YOU SEE NOT THE SIGN?
NO DOGS ALLOWED!
AAH!
[SALOON MUSIC PLAYING]
HMM.
[CHUCKLES]
A ROYAL FLUSH?
GET OUT OF HERE!
AAH!
COURAGE,
I FEEL MYSELF DRYING.
GET ME OUT BEFORE...
IT'S...TOO...LATE.
[WHINES]
[MONA LISA LAUGHING IN DISTANCE]
[SMOOCHING LOUDLY]
EWW!
[MONA LISA LAUGHING]
I THOUGHT A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING STRANGE
MIGHT LOOSEN YOU UP.
YEAH, YOU GOT TO RELAX, MAN.
JUST HANG, BABY.
HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST--HMM. LET ME THINK.
OOF!
WHOA...
OOF!
OOF! OOF!
EEE!
[DOOR OPENS]
YOU GOT TO STOP THE QUESTIONING EVERYTHING
AND ENJOY THE MOMENT, YOU KNOW?
HEY, THINKER,
YOU THERE?
HMM.
SHOULD I HAVE TEA WITH LEMON,
DECAF WITH CREAM?
HMM.
I NEED SOMEBODY
WHO JUST TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS
AND GIVE ME A BIG SMOOCH-A-ROONI.
YOU KNOW, A KISS.
I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT.
[DING]
[SMOOCHING LOUDLY]
[TAP TAP TAP]
[WHINES]
[SNAP]
WAH!
[CUPID CRYING]
[GAME BEEPING]
[CHUCKLES]
[OLD CAR HORN BLOWS]
[DEEP VOICE] WHOA, MAMA.
SORRY, BABY.
I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
MEN!
Thinker: HMM. HMM? HMM.
WHOA, BABY.
[WHISTLE]
[OLD CAR HORN BLOWS]
WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KISS ME,
I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY WHO IS.
[SMOOCHING LOUDLY]
OH, MY.
[GROANS]
HUH?
OH, NO!
[GRUNTING]
YES!
Thinker: HMM.
SOUP OR SALAD?
HMM.
SALAD OR SOUP?
AH, COURAGE, YOU'RE A TRUE ARTIST.
LOOK!
THAT ONE REMINDS ME OF HOME.
Muriel: LIKE SISTERS.
I WONDER WHEN EUSTACE WILL BE GETTING BACK.
THIS ITCH IS KILLING ME.
SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY BACK.
STUPID AMERICAN.
OH...
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
MY, ISN'T IT A MARVELOUS FAIR THIS YEAR?
THE HAYRIDE WAS GRAND, GRAND!
OH...
ANOTHER 50 CENTS DOWN THE DRAIN!
I JUST LOVE COUNTY FAIRS.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
[CROWS CAW]
HUH?
[CROWS CAWING]
[YELPS]
OH, GUESS RAIN'S A-COMIN'. I BETTER CLOSE THE WINDOW.
OH!
[SCREECHING]
AAH!
HEY!
WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[CRASH]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
WHAT DO YOU--
[BABBLING]
[TIRES SCREECHING, GEARS GRINDING]
MUST BE STUCK IN A DITCH!
OH!
NOW, EUSTACE, GETTING ALL UNHINGED
ISN'T GOING TO HELP.
LIKE MY AUNT GERTRUDE ALWAYS SAID...
YOWWW!
[MOANING]
[BANGING]
HEY, YOU!
[HONK]
[THUD]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
HUH?
AAH!
WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
IT'S NOTHING BUT AN OLD SCARECROW.
POOR THING.
EH, FORGET THAT WORTHLESS PILE OF STRAW!
NOW, EUSTACE, REALLY.
ALL IT NEEDS IS A FEW BUTTONS HERE AND THERE,
A PATCH OR TWO,
AND IT WILL BE GOOD AS NEW.
HMM...
THE WEE SCISSORS.
[SQUEAKS]
EEE...
[THUD]
THERE YOU GO. GOOD AS NEW.
OH, MY!
[MUFFLED]
MURIEL!
WHAT'S ALL THIS JUNK DOING LYING AROUND THE FLOOR?
OH!
[MOANS]
EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE!
[SCARECROW MOANING]
EH?
GET AWAY FROM ME!
NOW, NOW.
YOU HAVEN'T GOT YOUR SCARING POWERS BACK YET.
[MUFFLED]
IF YOU COULD JUST SPEAK A BIT MORE CLEARLY, I--
OH!
NOW, HOW'S THAT SUIT YOU?
MMM...OH...POP!
THANK YOU.
[CREAKING]
[HUMMING A TUNE]
YOU JUST REST UP,
AND I'M SURE YOU'LL BE SCARING LOTS OF THINGS
IN NO TIME.
COURAGE!
MM-HMM?
WOULD YOU MIND POURING US ALL A WEE DRAM OF LEMONADE?
MM-HMM!
[RATTLING]
OOH!
HUH!
[MOANING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[HISSING]
[RATTLING]
AAH!
[TEETH CHATTER]
THANK YOU, COURAGE.
[GROANS]
NOW, NOW.
I DON'T WANT YOU WORRYING ABOUT FRIGHTENING THINGS
ON MY ACCOUNT.
OH, IF I CAN'T SCARE THINGS AWAY TO PROTECT YOU,
WHAT GOOD AM I?
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING ME.
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE.
OH, MY!
[SCARECROW MOANING]
OH, MY!
AAH!
[HEART THUMPING]
EEE!
WHAT GOOD AM I?
[MOANS]
OH...
THERE, THERE.
YOU'RE JUST DONE IN.
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE RIGHT AS RAIN IN THE MORNING.
Man on tape: REPEAT AFTER ME:
"I AM BAD.
"PEOPLE FEAR ME.
"I AM BAD.
PEOPLE FEAR ME."
I AM BAD.
PEOPLE FEAR ME.
YEAH!
I AM BAD.
PEOPLE FEAR ME.
[LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY]
WHERE'S MY JELLY?
CAN'T EAT MY TOAST WITHOUT MY JELLY.
WE'RE ALL OUT.
I'LL JUST RUN DOWN TO THE BASEMENT FOR ANOTHER JAR.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SEE WHO IT IS, DOG.
AAH!
HEY!
THAT WAS THE COUPONS.
AAH!
LET GO OF ME. LET ME--
[FISTS POUNDING]
AAH!
OOF!
[GASPS]
[FOOTSTEPS]
NOW, EUSTACE, I ALWAYS TELL YOU TO CLEAR YOUR MESS
WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH EATING.
[BABBLING]
[GROWLING]
[BARKS]
[GAGGING]
[FISTS POUNDING]
Courage: AAH! OW.
[GASPS] HUH?
THAT SCARECROW IS GETTING A WEE BIT CARRIED AWAY.
YOU'RE TOO EXPOSED UP HERE.
I NEED TO GET YOU TO A SAFE HOUSE.
A SAFE HOUSE?
[SLAMS DOOR]
Muriel: OH, MY.
OOH!
OH, HEE HEE HEE!
[GLASS SQUEAKS]
MURIEL!
[BANGING]
I WANT JELLY!
STUPID DOG!
FETCH ME JELLY!
Courage: AAH!
OH...
OH, COURAGE!
THANK HEAVENS IT'S YOU.
[GRUNTS]
AAH!
WHAT ABOUT MY JELLY?
[ENGINE STARTING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
MURIEL!
[GASPS]
AAH!
MURIEL! PROTECT MURIEL!
[GRUNTING]
OOF!
OOH!
[TEETH CHATTER]
[CAWING]
OH!
CAW! CAW! CAW...
[CAWING]
OH, NO!
NOT THE CROWS!
OH!
WHAT?
HELP!
AAH!
[SCARECROW PANTING]
[CAWING]
OH, MY!
[SCARECROW GROANING]
POOR THING.
NOT MUCH OF A SCARECROW, IS HE?
[HONKING]
OH...
MY FATHER WAS A SCARY SCARECROW
AND HIS FATHER
AND HIS AUNT HILDA.
OH, BUT ME!
I'M A WORTHLESS BALE OF...NOTHING.
JUST BECAUSE YOU COME FROM A SCARY FAMILY
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE SCARY, TOO.
BUT WHAT ELSE IS THERE FOR THE LIKES OF ME?
MAYBE YOU'VE GOT OTHER TALENTS.
HMM!
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE A HAYRIDE, COURAGE?
MM-HMM!
AH!
GET OFF OF ME!
GET OFF! HEY, HEY!
HEY...
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Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA HA!