WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAD!
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[HONKING]
[GRUNTING]
OOH. OHH.
[HUMMING]
Man on television: HA HA HA!
GET RICH REAL QUICK.
I DID IT, AND SO CAN YOU.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO LEARN THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS
IS SEND ME MONEY.
HA HA HA!
BIG DEAL.
Man: THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
GET OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK, CREDIT CARD, AND WALLET
AND SEND THEM TO ME.
HA HA HA!
MY, COURAGE, YOU'RE WORKING LIKE A DOG.
HAVE A DRINK OF NICE, COLD LEMONADE
BEFORE YOU FAINT.
OOH.
[GULPING LOUDLY]
AHH!
[BELCH]
OH, MY!
HAVE A CUPCAKE, COURAGE.
YAY!
IT'LL KEEP UP YOUR ENERGY.
WHY DON'T I GET A CUPCAKE?
HA HA HA!
SUCH A GOOD CUPCAKE-LOVING DOG.
[SCARY WHISPERING]
STUPID NO-SHARING DOG.
OOH!
STUPID NATURE!
[SCARY WHISPERING]
GRR!
AAH!
AND THAT WAS THE LAST SOUND PERCIVAL MADE
BEFORE HE WAS EATEN ALIVE BY THE HAUNTED HAGGIS.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ANOTHER, COURAGE?
[GROANING]
GOOD. THIS ONE'S CALLED,
"THE HAUNTED TENT."
EEE!
Man on television: WHEN I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY
3 WEEKS AGO,
I ONLY HAD A NICKEL.
NOW I OWN 3 APARTMENT BUILDINGS
AND A FLEET OF LIMOUSINES.
HA HA HA!
STUPID MILLIONAIRES!
MONEY JUST FALLS INTO THEIR LAPS.
WHAT'S--HUH?
OHH. HEH HEH HEH!
HUH?
HA HA HA!
WHAT?
HEH HEH HEH! OOH!
NO!
Muriel: THE HAUNTED TENT GREW TIGHTER AND TIGHTER
AROUND THE SCARED LITTLE BOY SCOUT
UNTIL HE LET OUT A HORRIBLE SCREAM.
Eustace: AAH!
OH, MY.
EUSTACE?
[OWL HOOTING]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
EEE!
EUSTACE?
I WONDER WHERE THAT MAN WENT TO.
[OWL HOOTING]
AAH!
DON'T WORRY, COURAGE.
I'M SURE EUSTACE JUST WENT FOR A WALK.
I THINK WE'RE JUST A LITTLE ON EDGE.
HAUNTED HAGGIS WILL DO THAT TO YOU.
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
OH!
OOH!
OH, LOOK, COURAGE--
FRIENDS OF THE FOREST.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY EUSTACE?
[GROWLING]
OH, MY!
AAH!
OWWWW!
OHH.
OH, MY. THIS IS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE--
UNCOMFORTABLE AND UNNECESSARY,
AND IN GENERAL, JUST PLAIN--
WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
Muriel: HELP!
HELP!
MURIEL!
AAH!
NO!
OOH!
MURIEL!
Eustace: HEY! HEY!
HELP ME! STUPID DOG!
[GASPS]
Eustace: STUPID, STUPID DOG!
OVER HERE!
GET ME AND ME MONEY DOWN FROM HERE.
AAH!
OOOOH!
STUPID TREE-SLAMMING DOG!
[WHIMPERING]
STOP YOUR PLAYING, DOG.
I'M GONNA...
[GRUMBLING]
AAH!
OOH!
STUPID TREE-PLAYING DOG.
[GROWLING]
[GRUMBLING]
THESE ARE THE GUYS THAT DID THIS TO ME.
[YELPING EXCITEDLY]
BIG DEAL.
HEE HEE HEE!
STUPID DOG!
AAH!
THEY TOOK ME CHAIR AND TV!
[YELPING]
I'M GOING HUNTING.
HA HA HA!
OH!
[SNIFFING]
Eustace: OHH!
QUIT YOUR SNIFFING AND JUST FOLLOW THE TIRE TRACKS,
YOU STUPID DOG.
[GUNFIRE]
Muriel: OH, NO. NOT THAT!
AAH!
[GASPS]
THEY BETTER NOT BE MESSING UP ME CHAIR.
Muriel: AAH!
[SCREAMING ON TELEVISION]
[GASPS]
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
[ALL SCREAMING]
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME POPCORN?
HUH?
OH, COURAGE. THERE YOU ARE.
GRR!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, LITTLE ONES.
HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY.
COME ON, COURAGE.
COME AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH US.
IT'S A SCARY ONE, IT IS.
UH-UH.
THEY'RE REALLY VERY NICE, COURAGE.
THEY JUST WANT A MOTHER, IS ALL.
[GRUNTS]
THAT'S RIGHT.
PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYONE.
GRR!
HA HA HA!
THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYONE.
AHH...
HEE HEE!
[BOWL SHATTERS]
I GOT 'EM RIGHT WHERE I WANT 'EM.
OOH!
HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH!
EUSTACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE CHILDREN?
I'M GOING TO TURN THEM IN AND GET THE REWARD.
THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR STEALING ME CHAIR
AND ME TV.
COME BACK HERE WITH THOSE SWEET, MISUNDERSTOOD CHILDREN!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
COURAGE, DO SOMETHING.
OHH...
HUH?
HEY!
WHO TOOK MY DOLLAR?
WHERE'S MY DOLLAR?
LET THOSE LITTLE RACCOONS GO!
MAKE ME.
[LOUD GROWLING]
OH!
AAH!
[BOTH CHEERING]
[CHEERING]
IF THOSE TWO LITTLE ONES WERE WORTH THAT MUCH,
THAT BIG RACCOON IS GONNA MAKE ME A FORTUNE.
[LOUD GROWLING]
[CRASH]
Eustace: OHH! AAH!
CAMPING DOES SUCH WONDERS FOR THE SPIRIT.
WE MUST DO IT AGAIN SOON.
HA HA HA!
I JUST WONDER WHEN EUSTACE WILL BE COMING HOME.
[MAN ON TELEVISION SPEAKING FRENCH]
GRR!
[SIGHS]
Different man on television: GET RICH QUICK!
GET RICH REAL QUICK!
HA HA HA!
I HATE NATURE.
HA HA HA!
[COUGHING]
I HATE SPRING CLEANING.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
VELVET VIC.
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[COUGHING]
JUNK.
[TOY SQUEAKS]
JUNK.
OH!
BIG JUNK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[STATIC]
EH.
[SQUEALING SOUND]
I WANT TO HEAR MY VELVET VIC.
AH!
Man on radio: HERE'S ONE FROM JOHNNY AND THE DILLTONES.
Eustace: AH!
WHERE'S ME VELVET VIC?
GIMME ME VELVET VIC!
STUPID RADIO.
I WANT ME VELVET--
OW!
OHH.
HEE HEE HEE!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
A VELVET VIC RECORD.
THIS IS ME LUCKY DAY.
HA HA HA!
[MUSIC STARTS]
HUH?
AH.
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC, DOG.
[BLECH]
MURIEL, COME LISTEN TO MY NEW VELVET VIC RECORD.
BE THERE IN A BLINK!
JUST CUTTING THE CRUSTS OFF THESE SANDWICHES.
GOT TO FIND JUST THE RIGHT SPOT.
OH!
AAH!
[MUSIC STOPS]
DRAGSVILLE.
HUH?
STUPID DOG!
KEEP YOUR RECORD-STOPPING PAWS OFF ME MUSIC.
[YELPING]
Courage: AAH!
OHH.
OH, NO!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AAH!
[PLAYING PIANO]
WHAT'S--HUH?
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
GROOVY-O, DADDY-O.
OH.
IT'S VELVET VIC.
HEY, MURIEL, LOOKY WHO'S HERE.
HOW LOVELY.
HOW DO YOU DO, MR. VELVET?
SWINGIN'.
LOVELY.
PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO SANDWICHES.
I'LL GO GET SOME TEA.
HEAD CHEESE AND ONION ARE MY FAVORITES.
DRAGSVILLE.
PHEW!
GOT TO HEAR THAT AGAIN.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NO!
YOU WANT THE SWEET BREAD STUFFER?
OR CAN I HAVE IT?
COME ON, POPS. LET'S SWING.
OH, I DON'T SWING.
I GOT A CONDITION.
Velvet Vic: HOW'S ABOUT IT, MAMA?
DO YOU SWING?
WELL, WHEN I WAS A GIRL, I PLAYED A WEE BIT.
MOVE OVER.
TAKE IT HOME, BABY GIRL.
YOU'RE HOT.
EEE! AAH!
HOW'S ABOUT IT, DADS? CARE TO CUT A SLICE OF RUG?
I TOLD YOU, I GOT A--
WHOA!
HO HO HO HO!
WHA-HAA!
GROOVY-O.
[RECORD STOPS]
OOH!
NO!
WE WON'T BE JAMMING TO THESE OLD TUNES ANYMORE.
[GROANING]
OOH! SWINGIN'.
GOT TO SPLIT, POPS.
I'M GOING ON THE ROAD.
HEY, YOU MAKE MONEY ON THE ROAD?
SACKS, DADDY-O.
AH. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A ROAD MANAGER, AIN'T YOU?
GROOVY-O.
LET'S BOOK.
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
MURIEL!
SHEESH!
[PLAYING RAGGEDLY]
OH, MY.
NO!
Woman on P.A.: SURGERY, PICK UP LINE 22.
[YELPING EXCITEDLY]
YES, YES.
THE EVIL SINGER HAS TRAPPED THE ROUND WOMAN
IN THIS RECORD.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
BUT I WILL CLONE YOU ANOTHER RECORD,
GOOD AS NEW.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AAH!
OH, MY!
NO!
[RECORD STOPS]
OOH!
SO YOU DON'T WANT TO CHECK OUT THE FLIP SIDE?
[CROWD NOISE]
JUNK. GET YOUR JUNK!
FRESH JUNK FOR SALE!
GET YOUR J--
OH! COULD IT BE?
NO.
COULD HE POSSIBLY HAVE--
NO.
DID I MAYBE--
[GIBBERISH]
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU STUPID DOG.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY GETTING RICH?
OOH!
AAH!
UH!
HMM.
THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE A VELVET VIC RECORD,
WOULD IT?
[YELPING EXCITEDLY]
HELP! HELP! HELP!
TO GET VELVET VIC IN
AND THE WIFE OF THE STUPID ONE OUT,
YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE RECORD
WHILE HE'S PERFORMING THE SONG.
I AM AFRAID NO MAGIC CAN FIX THIS.
OOH.
GO DIGITAL.
[TYPING]
Computer: TWIT!
OF COURSE MURIEL IS STUCK IN THE RECORD.
MODERN MUSIC IS BAD FOR YOU.
NO NEED TO GET TESTY.
HAND IT OVER.
YAY!
[CROWD SCREAMING]
[VELVET VIC PLAYING PIANO]
HA HA HA!
[CD PLAYING]
WHAT?
MURIEL, GET OFF OF THERE, YOU STAGE HOG!
HEY, MAMA. YOU'RE BLOWING MY GIG.
WELL, I NEVER.
OH!
[CD STOPS]
[CROWD GASPING]
DRAGSVILLE.
YES!
[CROWD BOOING]
[PLAYING PIANO]
[CROWD CHEERING]
AH!
THIS HAS GOT TO BE ALL YOUR FAULT.
STUPID MUSIC-HATING DOG.
OOH!
I'LL TAKE THAT...
[GROANS]
AND THIS.
HEY!
THAT'S MINE.
LICENSING FEE.
[CRYING]
SWINGIN'!
[LOUD CHEERING]
OHH.
HA HA HA!
[MAN YODELING ON RECORD]
ISN'T THAT NICE?
EUSTACE JUST LOVES HIS MUSIC.
COME ON OUT.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
SOMEONE? ANYONE!
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
AAH!
BUT I DON'T DO NO DOSIDO!
I GOT A CONDITION!
OHH! OH! OH!
Man: WDIO RADIO.
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Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA!