WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING: COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAGG.
Eustace: YAR!
Announcer: BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG! YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD.
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
MANO, NEXT TIME WE MAKE A GETAWAY,
REMIND ME TO DRIVE SOMETHING SMALLER THAN A HOUSE.
GIVE ME A HAND.
[SIREN]
[SIREN FADES]
HMM?
Man, on radio: IN OTHER NEWS,
NOTORIOUS THIEF MARIA LADRONES...
YEAH. HA HA HA.
Announcer: AND HER NOTORIOUS THIEF HUSBAND
MANUEL "MANO" LADRONES,
HAVE BROKEN OUT OF JAIL NOTORIOUSLY.
CARAY, MANO,
WE WILL BE OK,
AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OPERATION.
MANO, I HAVE A PLAN.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR GARDEN SHEARS?
Announcer, on television: IN GREAT BIG DIAMOND NEWS,
THE GRANDMOTHER DIAMOND EXHIBIT AT THE NOWHERE MUSEUM
IS ATTRACTING TEEMING HOARDS OF TOURISTS AND JEWEL THIEVES.
[STATIC]
WHAT'S--HUH?
DANGBLASTED TV.
OH!
[DING DONG]
HELLO, NEW NEIGHBOR.
[GROWLS]
I AM MARIA.
MY HUSBAND AND I HAD CAR TROUBLE,
AND WE MOVED IN IN YOUR BACKYARD
UNTIL WE GET IT FIXED.
OH, MY.
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH COME IN FOR SOME TEA?
I WOULD LOVE TO,
BUT MY HUSBAND MANUEL IS VERY SHY.
POOR DEAR.
[GASPS]
DANG LOUSY TV ANTENNAS.
[GRUNTS]
EUSTACE, MEET OUR NEW NEIGHBOR, MARIA.
YEAH, YEAH, NEIGHBOR.
[BABBLING]
YOU DUMB DOG.
GO SEE IF THE ROOF ANTENNA
IS WOBBLING OR SOMETHING.
AAH!
[GRUNTING]
[BABBLING]
DUMB DOG.
DUMB TV.
DUMB RECEPTION.
WE'VE GOT PERFECT RECEPTION IN THE WINNEBAGO.
OUR CASA IS YOUR CASA,
WHICH MEANS WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE.
ALL MINE.
HOW LOVELY.
WORKS FOR ME.
HEH HEH HEH.
NEIGHBOR.
IN WHAT CLEVER HIDING PLACE DO YOU KEEP VALUABLES
SUCH AS DRIVER'S LICENSE, BIRTH CERTIFICATE,
DEED TO THE FAMILY FARM?
WELL--
[SQUEALS]
NOW, COURAGE, SHE'S OUR NEIGHBOR.
OUR CASA IS HER CASA...
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
[GASPS]
YOU JUST DIAL 5.
[GASPS]
94!
87.
6! UH, 144!
11.
Courage: 19!
IT'S A SECRET COMBINATION.
AAH!
NOW, COURAGE, YOU CAN TRUST MARIA.
SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON.
YOU WILL SHARE WITH ME YOUR BEAUTY SECRETS.
SI.
[MURIEL HUMMING]
HA HA HA.
[LAUGHING]
HUH?
WHO?
[MUSIC PLAYING, EUSTACE SNORING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
EUSTACE, IS THAT YOU?
[BABBLING]
YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR YOU
WITHOUT MY GLASSES, COURAGE.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Eustace: HA HA HA!
YAY!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[FOOTSTEPS]
OH, I'M SORRY.
OH! EXCUSE ME.
OH! PARDON ME.
[RADIO STATIC]
Man, on radio: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL REPORT.
THE GRANDMOTHER DIAMOND HAS BEEN STOLEN.
THE PRECIOUS STONE WAS TAKEN FROM THE NOWHERE MUSEUM BY...
MURIEL BAGG!
AAH!
YES? DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME?
Man, on radio: THE DANGEROUS VILLAIN WAS NICE ENOUGH
TO LEAVE HER DRIVER'S LICENSE,
BIRTH CERTIFICATE, AND FAMILY PHOTOS
AT THE CRIME SCENE TO AID THE POLICE.
AAH!
NOW, ISN'T THAT FUNNY.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COURAGE, CAN YOU GET THE DOOR?
[KNOCK KNOCK]
MURIEL BAGG?
YES?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
IS THAT YOU, COUSIN HAROLD?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING THE GRANDMOTHER DIAMOND.
OH, HAROLD.
MAYBE THESE WILL HELP YOU SEE THINGS A LITTLE MORE CLEARLY.
WE FOUND THEM AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
WHY, YOU'RE NOT HAROLD.
Police officer: 157 PEOPLE WITNESSED YOU STEAL THE DIAMOND
WHILE YOUR HUSBAND WAITED IN YOUR GETAWAY MOTOR HOME WATCHING TV.
OFFICER, THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE.
THERE'S NO MISTAKE.
HA HA HA!
SEE, THERE YOU ARE WITH THE DIAMOND.
[BABBLING]
[TIRE SQUEALS]
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
YES, MY DEAR HANDYMAN,
NOW WE CAN AFFORD TO GET YOU THAT OPERATION.
[SIREN]
AY!
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE NEIGHBORS.
LET'S SHOW THEM HOW WE GREET OUR NEIGHBORS.
AAH!
GREAT SOUND EFFECTS.
HA HA HA!
AAH!
OH!
AAH!
[CHOMP]
HA HA HA.
GOOD, MANO.
YOU'VE GOT HIM IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
NOW FINISH HIM OFF!
THEY CAN TAKE MY OLD PHOTOS,
THEY CAN TAKE MY IDENTITY,
BUT WHEN THEY TAKE MY COURAGE,
THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR.
[SCREAMING]
GREAT SOUND EFFECTS.
[GROANS]
[COUGHS]
COURAGE, WHERE ARE YOU?
[GROANS]
[GROWLS]
DUMB DOG.
YOU BROKE MY TV.
OUCH!
I GUESS THE ONLY THING
I CAN SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES
IS EUSTACE'S BIG SHINY HEAD.
AHH.
OH!
AHH.
Maria: ACH! MANO!
[GRUNTING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
CARAMBA?
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN--
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE--
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND--
OH, FORGET IT.
AH.
WE'VE GOT ALL OUR THINGS BACK,
AND OUR FAMILY IS TOGETHER AGAIN,
SAFE AND SOUND.
[SAFE LOCKS]
[EUSTACE CRYING]
LOOK, COURAGE,
EVEN EUSTACE IS WEEPING WITH JOY.
JOY, NOTHING.
THOSE NICE NEIGHBORS GAVE ME THE BEST RECEPTION OF ME LIFE.
WHEN ARE THEY COMING BACK?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Man: HEY, CANINE.
COURAGE DOG, WANT TO PLAY FETCH?
HUH?
FETCH.
[GROWLS]
AS DOG, YOU NO GOOD.
[COURAGE SCREAMING]
FETCH!
HA HA HA.
[COURAGE SCREAMING]
NO STICK?
YOU NO GOOD AS DOG, TWO TIMES.
[GROANS]
I BET I CAN MAKE BETTER DOG THAN YOU.
YOU'LL SEE.
NAME COURAGE, JOKE.
HA HA HA.
Eustace: MURIEL!
THERE'S A FLOOD IN THE BASEMENT I GOT TO FIX.
WHERE'S ME OTHER BOOT?
OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT, EUSTACE.
STUPID DOG PROBABLY TOOK IT.
OW!
STUPID DOG!
TAKES ME BOOT,
THEN LEAVES A CHAIR IN FRONT OF ME TOE.
[CRASH]
OH, MY!
NO GOOD DOG, MEET MECHA-COURAGE.
[BARKING]
AAH!
HA HA HA.
HE BETTER DOG THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY.
CHEW BOOT.
AAH!
HA HA HA.
COURAGE!
NOW I PROVE MY DOG BETTER DOG.
BE BETTER DOG.
BOW WOW.
[COUGHING]
YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY FIT TODAY, COURAGE.
MUST BE THE VINEGAR I PUT IN YOUR DOG FOOD.
BLEAH!
BOW WOW.
Eustace: MURIEL!
WHERE'S ME BOOT?
HOW AM I GOING TO FIX THE FLOOD
WITHOUT ME BOOT?
HEY, STUPID DOG,
WHERE'S ME BOOT?
WHAT?
HUH?
WOW.
OH, BOY.
AHH.
LOOK AT THAT.
AHH.
WOW.
YOU AIN'T SO STUPID AFTER ALL, DOG.
BUT YOU'RE STILL A STUPID DOG.
Eustace: OH, LOOK AT HIM SUCKING UP THAT WATER.
HEY, NICE.
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA.
MY DOG'S BETTER DOG.
HA HA HA.
[HORN HONKING]
AAH!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FOOL.
COULD YOU SET THE TABLE, COURAGE?
MM-HMM.
Mecha-Courage: BOW WOW.
[GROWLS]
HUH?
HMM.
HEY.
[GASPS]
YOU KNOW, FOR A STUPID DOG, YOU AIN'T SO STUPID.
BUT YOU'RE STILL A STUPID DOG.
Announcer, on television: TIRED OF FISHING THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY?
SURE AM.
THEN TRY THE BRAND SPANKING NEW
SUPER DELUXE MEGA FISH STICK 4000!
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ROD?
BOY, OH, BOY, WHAT I'D DO FOR THAT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
MURIEL, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.
GOT TO GET ME THAT ROD.
OH, THANK YOU, COURAGE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOW WOW.
OOH WHEE.
THAT FISH STICK IS EVERY MAN'S DREAM.
BOW WOW.
GO AWAY.
OH, A DREAM HAS COME TRUE.
HEY, DOG, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL.
HEH HEH HEH.
BOW WOW.
OH, GOOD DOG, COURAGE.
[GROANS]
AAH!
[MURIEL HUMMING]
[WHINING]
GIVE UP, DOG. I WON BET.
NEW DOG IN TOWN.
HE BETTER THAN YOU,
BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY.
BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY OTHER WAY.
NO WAY YOU BEAT HIM.
NO WAY YOU EVER BEAT HIM.
NO WAY YOU EVER BEAT HIM,
EVEN IF YOU WERE A GLADIATOR IN COLOSSEUM OF ROME.
[GROWLS]
[FANFARE]
BOW WOW.
HA HA HA.
BOW WOW.
AAH!
[GROANING]
HA HA HA.
[GROANING]
OH, NO.
OH!
HA HA HA.
AAH!
HA HA HA.
I TOLD YOU, I BUILT BETTER DOG.
WHY YOU NO GIVE UP, DOG?
YOU NO GOOD.
NO...DOG.
NO GOOD.
THE THINGS I DO FOR--
HA HA HA.
DOG NOT KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
HA HA HA.
NO! NO!
AAH! STUPID DOG NOT KNOW WHEN TO GIVE UP.
HE WEAR OUT MECHA-COURAGE BATTERY.
YOU NO-GOOD DOG.
HUH?
[FANFARE]
[CROWD CHEERING]
AAH!
[THUD]
[SIGHS]
Announcer, on television: THIS PROGRAM IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TEKNO DOG,
MAN'S MECHANICAL BEST FRIEND.
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
BETTER THAN THIS STUPID DOG.
EUSTACE!
NO MACHINE COULD EVER REPLACE MY COURAGE.
YOU FOOL. HA HA HA.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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