WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE.
Eustace: ARGH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
WHOO!
[CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG]
OH!
WHOO!
OH!
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HUH?
AAH!
[ARF ARF ARF]
HEY, STUPID DOG.
[BARKING CONTINUES]
HOW STUPID!
[ARF ARF ARF]
COURAGE, I THINK A VISIT TO A GAME ARCADE WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
OOH!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
A VISITOR.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BIG DEAL.
YES?
OOH!
HELLO. CAN I HELP YOU?
CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?
WE AIN'T GOT A PHONE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
UGH!
[RINGING]
WE AIN'T GOT A PHONE.
PHONE-- NO? YES?
POOR MAN.
OF COURSE YOU CAN USE THE PHONE.
YOU MUST BE CHILLY.
I'LL GET YOU A NICE, HOT CUP OF TEA.
HMM.
[GRRR]
TOW TRUCK COME, YES?
CAN'T GET A QUIET MINUTE.
EEK.
Muriel: HERE YOU GO.
IT'S NICE, SOOTHING CHAMOMILE TEA.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE WITH THAT?
CAKE. SOME, YES?
EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHOA!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
NOW TO MISSION, YES?
AHEM.
HOSTILITY, CHECK.
GREED, CHECK.
CYNICISM, CHECK.
KINDNESS, NOT CHECK.
STARING RUDE, YES?
YOU GO, YES?
NO. NO KINDNESS HERE.
JUST ANGRY.
Muriel: AH, HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING, DEAR.
CAKE, YES?
I JUST BAKED IT THIS MORNIN'.
[GASP]
CAKE. HOW KIND.
HMM. KIND.
LOOK UP. SEE, YES?
YES?
[METAL SHATTERING]
IT IS A LOVELY CEILING.
KINDNESS, YES?
KINDNESS, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK.
OH.
WE AIN'T GOT NO PHONE!
AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN.
[MOANING]
Courage: MURIEL! MURIEL!
THANKS.
OH!
Eustace: HUH?
WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT, FOUR-EYES?
OH! HEE HEE HEE!
I'M HUNGRY.
Eustace: ME, TOO.
COOK ME DINNER!
Eustace: ME, TOO.
STUPID DOG.
ME, TOO. HA HA HA!
OH!
HA HA HA!
OW!
WHAT DID I DO?
HA HA HA!
KINDNESS, YES?
[GRRR]
YES!
[GASP]
AAH!
Muriel: STUPID DOG!
I'M HUNGRY.
ME, TOO!
THAT'S A SALAD FORK, YOU STUPID.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO--HUH?
STUPID HUSBAND.
YOU LET THE STUPID DOG GET AWAY.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
OW!
WHAT DID I DO?
[PANTING]
[GASP]
AAH!
[MOANING]
KINDNESS, NO. YES?
AHH! GOOD. KINDNESS.
WITH KINDNESS, I CAN NOW CONQUER THE UNIVERSE,
BECAUSE WITH KINDNESS, I CAN NOW KNOW WHAT NOT TO BE.
ENGINE ON. GO, YES?
START ENGINE NOW.
WE GO. YES.
HUH?
Muriel: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR STUPID TASKS.
STUPID DOG, NOW YOU GOT ME ALL STUPID OUT OF BREATH.
AAH!
[ENGINE TRYING TO START]
ENGINE ON. NO.
OOH.
STUPID DOG.
RUDE, YES?
MURIEL, I'LL SAVE YOU.
Visitor: YOU GO, YES?
AAH!
STUPID PLANET.
STUPID BRAIN.
STUPID ARMS AND LEGS.
STUPID TENTACLES.
NOW YOU BECOME NOTHING, YES?
OH!
OH! HOW RUDE OF ME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE?
I'M SORRY TO HOLD YOU UP, YES?
AHH, STUPID DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.
STUPID GRAY MATTER.
ALLOW ME.
SUCH A NICE LITTLE DOGGIE, YES?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
WHY, THANK YOU, YES?
Muriel: STUPID RUNNING.
OOH!
Muriel: STUPID FALLING.
STUPID ACHING ELBOW. STUPID ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
OOH!
OH!
COURAGE, WHAT'S HAPPENED?
WHERE ARE WE?
YES!
DON'T YOU WANT TO YELL AT HIM?
OF COURSE NOT.
HIT HIM WITH A ROLLIN' PIN?
NO.
USE HIM FOR A DUST RAG?
CERTAINLY NOT.
JUST WHEN THINGS WAS GETTIN' GOOD!
CALM YOURSELF, EUSTACE. EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
THANKS TO COURAGE,
WE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY MORE ALIENS.
All aliens: CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?
AAH!
[WHIP CRACKS]
OHHH.
[COYOTE HOWLS]
"THE FATE OF DUSTY LITTLE TOWN
RESTED ON THE SHOULDERS OF ITS NEW SHERIFF."
12 BUCKS FOR ELECTRIC? ROBBERY!
"THE NEW LAWMAN HAD NO IDEA
"HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAME WITH HIS SHINY, NEW BADGE.
FOR AN ILL WIND WAS BLOWING IN FROM THE WEST THAT DAY."
Eustace: HE AIN'T GETTING MY MONEY!
HUH?
ROBBERY! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!
GRRR!
I'M TAKING MY MONEY TO ME GRAVE!
I AIN'T GETTIN' SWINDLED!
EHH!
HA HA HA!
"AND DUSTY LITTLE TOWN WAS ABOUT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT FEAR...
AND COURAGE."
[SIGHS]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[WHIMPERS]
Man: WELCOME, STRANGER.
SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE THE NEWEST CITIZEN OF THIS HERE CITY
AND YOU'VE SHOWN GREAT BRAVERY
BY, UM...BY, UH... WHAT'D HE DO, FLOYD?
SHOWED UP.
OH, YEAH.
SEEING AS HOW YOU'VE SHOWN GREAT BRAVERY BY SHOWING UP,
I HEREBY NAME YOU SHERIFF OF DUSTY LITTLE TOWN.
MM-HMM!
I KNOW, THIS IS KIND OF SUDDEN,
BUT I CAN TELL YOU'RE PRIME SHERIFFIN' MATERIAL.
HUH?
YEP. WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO, SWINEY?
YEP.
SEE? GRADE "A" LAWMAN.
THAT'S YOU--
LOVED BY THE GRATEFUL PEOPLE OF YOUR TOWN
AND FEARED BY YOUR ENEMIES.
OOH.
NOT THAT YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES.
HE DON'T HAVE NO ENEMIES, DON'T HE, FLOYD?
NOPE.
WELL, GOOD LUCK.
I MEAN, GOOD TO HAVE YOU.
[ALL LAUGH]
[WHIMPERS]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[CRASH]
AAH!
[MOO]
Man: UH-OH!
Different man: IT'S THE NEW SHERIFF.
HE'S A GONER!
HE SURE IS.
TROUBLE'S COMING, COWBOY.
BETTER CALL THE UNDERTAKER.
ANOTHER SHERIFF BITES THE DUST.
LET ME HAVE A ROOT BEER FOR MY NEW FRIEND HERE.
HE'LL BE A-NEEDIN' IT.
ROOT BEER COMING UP!
[CLANKING]
YOU'RE THE 22nd SHERIFF
HERE IN DUSTY LITTLE TOWN...
[BURP]
THIS YEAR.
HMM?
THEY'VE ALL, WELL...
DISAPPEARED.
[WHIMPERS]
BECAUSE OF THE RUMORS.
OOH!
THE RUMORS THAT THE WHIP IS COMING BACK!
BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE RUMORS, DO YA?
WELL, SEE YA.
Woman: ONE ROOT BEER.
AHH!
[BURP]
HA HA HA!
HI, COWBOY.
MY NAME'S MINNIE.
HUH?
AYE, YOU'RE A BRAVE ONE, YOU ARE.
COMING INTO TOWN LIKE THIS--
READY TO SERVE AND PROTECT.
YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
THE WHIP IS GONE--
TO THE BIG ROUNDUP IN THE SKY--
BURIED UP ON BOOT HILL.
HIS PARTNERS AND HIM--
THEY PULLED A BANK JOB.
BUT THE PARTNERS DOUBLE-CROSSED HIM-- SET HIM UP.
WHIP'S BEEN GONE A YEAR NOW--
A YEAR TODAY.
WHEW!
THIS IS HIM.
AND HIS LAST WORDS WERE...
Whip: I'LL BE BACK IN A YEAR AT SUNDOWN
TO GET ME LOOT FROM THOSE WHAT SWINDLED ME,
AND AIN'T NO LAWMAN GONNA STOP ME!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST.
[THUNDER]
HA HA HA!
[WHIP CRACKS]
Whip: HEH HEH HEH!
[GRUNTING]
GET OUT OF TOWN...
WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
GET OUT NOW! NOW! NOW!
UGH! GET OUT OF TOWN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
NOW! NOW...
[GULPS]
[WHIP CRACKS]
Whip: HEH HEH HEH!
OH, MY!
OHHH...
WHO DID THIS TO YA?
OHH...THE WH--
THE WH--THE WH--
THE WALRUS?
THE WH--
THE WHALE?
THE WH--
THE WINTERGREEN MINT.
THE WH--THE WHIP!
THE WHIP! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
[WHIP CRACKS]
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
SURELY YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME HERE ALONE?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
I MEAN, YOU AIN'T SCARED?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
Man: I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS THE BARBER AND THE BUTCHER.
IT WAS THEIR IDEA!
IT'S HIM! IT'S THE WHIP!
HE'S COME BACK!
OH, NO!
AAH!
WE'VE GOT TO HELP THAT MAN!
I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!
YOU'RE A LOWDOWN, DOUBLE-STEALIN',
NO-GOOD CROOK OF A CROOK!
YOU SET ME UP!
ADMIT IT! UHH!
OK, OK. I ADMIT IT!
UHH!
BUT YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!
YOU'RE THE BRAVE SHERIFF.
OHH!
UHH!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE LOOT IS!
UHH!
I DON'T KNOW!
UHH!
HA HA HA!
OK, OK! IT'S IN THE SAFE BEHIND THE PICTURE!
THE PICTURE OF--
WHY, THAT'S MINNIE!
MINNIE'S MY GIRL!
GRRR!
YOU WINK AT A GUY,
AND RIGHT AWAY HE THINKS YOU BELONG TO HIM.
MM-HMM!
Whip: GRRR!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A PICTURE OF ME MINNIE ON YOUR WALL?
OH, THAT'S WHO THAT IS!
THE PICTURE JUST CAME WITH A WALLET I BOUGHT.
NO-GOOD, GIRL-STEALIN' DOUBLE-CROSSER! UHH!
HEE HEE HEE!
UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH! HA HA HA!
WHAT'S THAT?
OOH!
AAH!
NOW YOU'RE STEALING MY GIRL, LAWMAN? AAH!
STUPID LAWMAN!
UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE MY GIRL, AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
I DON'T THINK SO.
OK, I'M COMING WITH YA. OOH!
HELP! SHERIFF!
[WHISTLES]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
YAA!
UGH!
AAH!
WHAT KIND OF CHEAP HORSES ARE THEY MAKING NOWADAYS?
UGH!
[MOTOR REVS]
HUH?
"PUT MINNIE DOWN, OR ELSE!"
OR ELSE WHAT?
IT'S NOT ME BIRTHDAY!
WHAT?
[MUTTERS]
UH-OH!
HA HA HA!
[CHEERING]
AW, SHERIFF,
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T LET ME DOWN.
YOU'VE TAUGHT ME THE MEANING
OF THE WORD "COURAGE."
[ECHOING] COURAGE...COURAGE... COURAGE...COURAGE...
COURAGE? COURAGE?
I THINK YOU NODDED OFF BEFORE I READ YOU THE ENDING.
"AND THE SHERIFF AND MINNIE RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET...
HAPPILY EVER AFTER."
AND THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY.
Whip: NOT YET.
THE STORY'S JUST STARTING.
[WHISTLES]
HA HA HA!
AAH!
WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN, PARDNER.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[WHIP CRACKS]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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