WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU...
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW!
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAGGE.
ARRGGH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
AAH!
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[CLANGING]
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ COME ON, BABY
♪ GIVE ME LIFE
[MUSIC STOPS]
[MOANING]
AAH!
[HUMMING]
Man on television: RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES WERE HELD IN GREAT TEMPLES LIKE THIS ONE,
A HUGE AND BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE.
STUPID HOUSE!
DID YOU FOLD MY SHEET NICE?
I LOVE MY SHEET.
FOLD IT LIKE A FLAG!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
GET THE DOOR, DOG!
AH!
AND KEEP FOLDING THAT SHEET RIGHT!
[GRUMBLING]
OH...OH...
OHH!
[BLUBBERING]
STUPID DOG! YOU COVERED A STRANGER WITH MY SHEET.
THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, MR. FITH.
NOW, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU POOR MAN.
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME ISN'T IMPORTANT.
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU
AND WHAT HAPPENED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.
THE CLOTHING IN THIS SACK TELLS THE STORY.
THIS BELONGED TO A MAYAN PRINCESS A LONG TIME AGO.
THE PRINCESS LOVED COOKIES.
EACH DAY, THE ROYAL BAKER WOULD WHIP UP A JAR FULL OF COOKIES FOR THE PRINCESS.
THE COOKIE JAR WAS BROUGHT TO THE PRINCESS
BY HER MOST TRUSTED ROYAL POOH-BAH.
BEFORE HE WOULD GIVE THE COOKIES,
THE GREEDY POOH-BAH WOULD STEAL COOKIES FROM THE JAR
AND SELL THEM FOR HIS OWN PROFIT.
ONE DAY, THE BAKER CAUGHT THE POOH-BAH AND WENT TO TELL THE PRINCESS,
BUT THE POOH-BAH GOT TO HER FIRST.
THE POOH-BAH PRESENTED THE PRINCESS
WITH COOKIE JARS THAT WERE ONLY HALF FULL
AND SAID THE BAKER
WAS STEALING THE MISSING COOKIES.
THE PRINCESS WAS OUTRAGED
AND ORDERED THE BAKER TO HAVE HIS MOUTH SEWN SHUT,
HIS EYEBROWS PLUCKED, AND HIS BODY MUMMIFIED.
[ALL GASP] MOST UNPLEASANT.
[SLURP]
THAT BAKER IS NOW A CENTURIES-OLD MUMMY...
AND HE'S RISEN...
UHH!
AND HE'S SEEKING REVENGE...
EEH!
AND HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THIS VERY SPOT
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
AAH!
WHY HERE? WHY US?
HERE IS AN ANCIENT DRAWING OF THE PRINCESS AND THE POOH-BAH.
[ALL GASP]
THEY LOOK JUST LIKE WE DO.
I THINK I'LL TAKE A NAP NOW.
HMM...
[MOSQUITO BUZZES]
UHH...
[COUGH]
Computer: IF YOUR MOM IS COMING AND SHE'S MAD AT YOU,
GIVE HER FLOWERS... YOU TWIT.
AH, A MUMMY. THAT'S MUCH WORSE.
MAYBE MURIEL AND THE FARMER
WERE THE MAYAN PRINCESS AND ROYAL POOH-BAH IN PAST LIVES.
IF THAT'S SO,
THE SOLUTION TO YOUR ANGRY MUMMY
MIGHT BE FOUND IN PAST-LIFE REGRESSION HYPNOSIS.
[HOWLS]
[POLICE SIREN]
[TIRES SCREECH]
Man: OK! EVERYONE OUT!
[MOANING]
OK.
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
DRESSING US UP AS STUPID POOH-BAHS.
AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS PAST LIVES.
ANYWAYS, I CAN'T BE HYPNOTIZED.
UH-UH. CAN'T BE HYPNOTIZED.
I CAN'T BE HYP--
HUH?
[CHATTERING LIKE MONKEY]
HUH?
[SNAPS FINGERS]
OW!
TOLD YOU! CAN'T BE HYPNOTIZED.
AND AFTER WE JUMPED FROM THE PLANE,
I TOLD HIM, "LOOK, IF YOU FORGOT TO PACK YOUR PARACHUTE,
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. AND DON'T YOU LAND ON ME." BUT HE DID!
AND WE BROKE ALL OUR LEGS AND WOUND UP IN THE SAME HOSPITAL
AND FELL IN LOVE,
AND THEN WE GOT MARRIED IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUMP.
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT SKYDIVING IS GOOD FOR YOUR GUMS?
BECAUSE IT IS, AND IT'S GOOD FOR OTHER THINGS, TOO,
LIKE COOKING...
HERE, MY PRINCESS, IS YOUR DAILY SUPPLY OF ROYAL COOKIES.
THANK YOU, MOST TRUSTED ROYAL POOH-BAH.
[SNIFF]
OH, THEY SMELL HEAVENLY.
MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE ROYAL BAKER.
YEAH, YEAH. COMPLIMENTS. SURE.
HMM.
SOMETHING WRONG, YOUR PRINCESSNESS?
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME COOKIES MISSING FROM THE ROYAL COOKIE JAR.
ROYAL POOH-BAH, DO YOU KNOW WHO COULD BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR SUCH A TERRIBLE CRIME?
AIN'T ME. GOT ANY SUGAR CANE?
[CAR STEREO PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
[WOLF WHISTLE]
[TIRES SCREECH]
HEY, WANT A RIDE?
[MOANS]
WELL, GET IN, YOU FOOL.
[REVVING ENGINE]
OF COURSE I BELIEVE YOU, TRUSTED POOH-BAH,
BUT THEN WHO IS STEALING MY COOKIES?
I'M WORKING ON IT.
[EATING NOISILY]
GOT MORE SUGAR CANE?
ROYAL SERVANT, FETCH MY MOST TRUSTED POOH-BAH MORE SUGAR CANE.
HUH?
[TIRES SCREECH]
[CAR STEREO PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
[MOANS]
FAN HARDER, ROYAL SERVANT.
[PANTING]
FAN HARDER, ROYAL SERVANT!
[GRUMBLING]
[LOUD CRASHING]
AAH!
IT'S THE ROYAL BAKER.
HOW GOES THE ROYAL BAKING, BAKER?
[MOANING]
[WHIMPERING]
AAH!
[CRASH]
HE DID IT! THE BAKER STOLE THE ROYAL COOKIES.
THE BAKER? WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE?
HEH HEH HEH!
TOLD YOU I WAS WORKING ON IT.
OH, MY. THEN WE HAVE TO MUMMIFY THE ROYAL BAKER.
ARF ARF ARF!
[BLUBBERING]
HUH?
OH, MY. THEN WE HAVE TO MUMMIFY THE POOH-BAH.
THE BAKER IS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU.
HE'S GUILTY,
AND THE ROYAL SERVANT MUST BE IN CAHOOTS WITH HIM.
AAH!
[COINS JINGLING]
HUH?
[WHINING]
YEAH. I GOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
OOH! OOH!
[CHATTERING HAPPILY]
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG, NO-LONGER-TRUSTED POOH-BAH.
I ORDER YOUR LIPS SEWN SHUT, YOUR EYEBROWS PLUCKED,
AND THE REST OF YOU MUMMIFIED!
AAH!
[MOANING]
SORRY, ROYAL BAKER. I GOOFED.
YOU'RE EXONERATED OF THE CRIMES OF WHICH YOU ARE ACCUSED.
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
OOH!
WHEW!
HOW CAN I EVER MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
HMM...
[THUNDER]
I'M TELLING YOU, I JUST CAN'T BE HYPNOTIZED!
THESE ARE FROM AN OLD MAYAN RECIPE I NEVER KNEW I KNEW.
HA HA HA!
[MR. FITH GROANS]
WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT THEM.
WASN'T ME.
MM-MM.
Mr. Fith: I KNEW I SMELLED COOKIES.
[GROANING]
I NEEDED THAT NAP.
DID I, UH... MISS ANYTHING?
OH, NO, NOT REALLY. THE MUMMY'S BEEN AND GONE--
GONE TO A PEACEFUL, ETERNAL REST.
HE'S REALLY NOT SUCH A BAD FELLOW.
A LITTLE MUSTY, PERHAPS.
HE STANK! GIVE ME MORE COOKIES.
HE WAS LOOKING A MITE CHILLY
IN THOSE OLD RAGS, THOUGH,
SO I GAVE HIM A NICE, CLEAN SHEET TO WRAP HIMSELF IN.
SHEET? WHICH SHEET?
THE POLKA-DOTTED ONE.
[CRYING]
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHEET! NO WAY THAT MUMMY'S GOING TO GET IT!
[SNORING]
Eustace: YOU LOUSY, SHEET-STEALING MUMMY!
GIVE ME BACK MY SHEET!
OHH! I WANT MY SHEET!
GIVE ME BACK MY SHEET!
[COURAGE GRUNTING]
HUH?
HMM!
HMM...
[MUNCHING NOISILY]
[MURIEL HUMMING]
[WHISTLING]
EUSTACE, I'LL GET TO MAKING DINNER
SOON AS I'M DONE COOKING THAT BATCH
OF MY SPECIAL, SECRET-RECIPE, BLUE-RIBBON DOG FOOD.
PHOOEY!
AAAHH...
THIS BATCH IS FOR THE COUNTY DOG FOOD CONTEST,
AND THIS YEAR, NO ONE'S STEALING MY SPECIAL SECRET RECIPE.
COURAGE, OH, HOW LOVELY.
IS IT FOR ME?
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
UGLY.
Man: SIR, SECURITY HAS BEEN BREACHED.
THE ROCK HAS ROLLED. BIG BOY'S GONE BYE-BYE.
Second man: YOU MEAN--
SOMEONE FOUND WHERE WE HID THE STONE.
DO WE KNOW WHERE IT WENT TO?
THAT HOUSE.
WELL, I'LL BE SLICED AND SERVED WITH GRAVY!
OK, BOYS.
[GASP]
DINNER'S READY!
YAAAH!
Second man: HERE ARE YOUR ORDERS TO RETRIEVE THE INVISIBILITY STONE
AND ANYONE WHO HAS WORN IT.
First man: HOW WILL WE KNOW IF SOMEONE HAS WORN THE STONE?
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE THEM.
SO WHOEVER ISN'T THERE...
BRING HERE.
[HUMMING]
[GASP]
COURAGE, I MADE YOU A SANDWICH
OF MY SPECIAL, SECRET, BLUE-RIBBON DOG FOOD,
JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
I JUST KNOW I'LL WIN THE CONTEST WITH THIS BATCH.
[WHIMPERS]
YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM,
YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM...
MURIEL, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW!
[GULP]
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THE STONE FROM THE INVISIBLE ONE.
ARF!
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
[RAZOR BUZZING]
STILL INVISIBLE? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
YOU BRING ME THE STONE, AND I'LL RUN SOME TESTS.
OUCH! AND, DOG...
BRING ME A BANDAGE.
[HELICOPTER PASSING]
HUH?
AAH!
[GASP]
[WATCH BEEPING]
[GASP]
OH, MY.
OH, NO!
AAH!
[HOWLS]
[GASP]
DON'T WORRY, KID. FEDERAL AGENT.
YOUR MOTHER'S WORKING FOR US NOW.
STAY IN SCHOOL, SLEEP OFTEN,
AND PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE.
[HELICOPTER LEAVES]
TOLD YOU IT WAS AN UGLY ROCK!
Man: YOU GOT HER, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET THE STONE!
Second man: I THOUGHT THE STONE WAS INVISIBLE.
THE STONE JUST MAKES YOU INVISIBLE, IDIOT.
JUST TRACK THE STONE AND GET IT!
[SOUNDS OF FIGHTING]
IF IT'S MY SECRET BLUE-RIBBON DOG FOOD RECIPE YOU'RE WANTING,
THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW I'M NOT TALKING.
UGLY ROCK, AIN'T IT?
IF I AM TO FIND THE ANTIDOTE,
SOMEONE HAS TO PUT THE THING ON AND DISAPPEAR.
MY TESTS SHOW THE STONE DOESN'T WORK ON DOGS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY. IT JUST DOESN'T.
STUPID DOG.
STUPID UGLY ROCK.
THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME.
DOG, GO SNIFFING AROUND FOR THE INVISIBLE ONE.
BY THE TIME YOU FIND HER,
I HOPE I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE.
[SNIFFING]
Man: GIVE IT UP, LADY! WE WANT IT, AND WE WANT IT NOW.
I DON'T CARE HOW BADLY YOU WANT
TO WIN THAT DOG FOOD CONTEST. I'M NOT TALKING.
GOOD, GOOD. YOU HAVE BECOME INVISIBLE VERY WELL.
YEAH. THANKS A HEAP.
OK. ANTIDOTE TEST NUMBER ONE.
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
WONDERFUL SHOW... BUT NO ANTIDOTE.
Man: KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
YOU'LL FIND OUT
WHEN YOU TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW.
YOU'RE A CRUEL ONE, YOU ARE.
OH! OH!
[MUTTERING ANGRILY]
OH!
OK. LUNCH BREAK.
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[MUNCHING NOISILY]
PTOO! STUPID DOG FOOD!
MUST HAVE GOTTEN THE SANDWICHES MIXED UP.
WHAT DID YOU SAY WAS IN THAT SANDWICH?
LOUSY, STINKING DOG FOOD.
THAT IS THE ANTIDOTE--
LOUSY, STINKING DOG FOOD!
[SNIFFING]
[GASP]
HUH?
Muriel: OK, OK.
THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS VINEGAR.
I PUT VINEGAR IN THE DOG FOOD.
I USE IT IN ALL MY COOKING. I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED!
YOU KNOW...
IT'S NOT BAD.
ARF ARF ARF ARF!
[BLUBBERING]
THAT'S VERY FUNNY. I'VE NEVER NOTICED THAT.
YOU ARE LUCKY, DOG.
THROUGH MY EXTRAORDINARY POWERS OF DEDUCTION,
I HAVE FOUND THE ANTIDOTE
TO THE INVISIBILITY STONE--
LOUSY, STINKING DOG FOOD.
TANGY. WELL, NOW WE HAVE TO GET THE ANTIDOTE
TO YOUR MURIEL.
ONE OF US HAS TO GET INVISIBLE... AGAIN.
BEATS EATING DOG FOOD.
AND THIS TIME, WITHOUT CLOTHES.
WHAT?
THAT LOOK ODD TO YOU?
UH, NOPE. UH-UH. NOPE.
"SECRET INVISIBILITY TESTING."
BIG DEAL.
"SECRET GOLD STORAGE."
WORKS FOR ME.
[BLUBBERING]
SHUT UP!
OH! GOLD!
I'M RICH! HEH HEH HEH! I'M RICH!
THAT'S THE INVISIBLE LADY'S DOG.
HE KNOWS WHERE THE STONE IS.
AAH!
AND NOW HE'S RUNNING AWAY!
YOU CAN'T HIDE THAT STONE FROM US!
WHOA!
AAH!
COURAGE, HOW LOVELY THAT YOU DROPPED BY.
AND YOU BROUGHT MY SPECIAL, SECRET-RECIPE, BLUE-RIBBON DOG FOOD.
[WHISPERS] But don't show it to anyone official-looking.
[WHIMPERING]
I DON'T SEE ANY DOG OR INVISIBLE LADY. PERPLEXING.
I'LL TELL THE GENERAL.
YOU GET THE VISI LADY
WITH THE UGLY, PROTRUDING APRON OUT OF HERE.
General: THE INVISIBILITY STONE IS LOST FOREVER.
I GUESS WE CAN MARK THE CASE...CLOSED.
NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE PATRIOTIC WORK
OF MAKING STATUES OUT OF GOLD.
HEH HEH HEH!
HO HO HO HO!
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA HA!
WHAT'S THIS?
OH! OW! OH! HA HA HA!
UNH!
SO I WON THE DOG FOOD CONTEST AFTER ALL.
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, COURAGE--
YOU ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
MM-HMM.
IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE
THAT I DEDICATE THIS GREAT STATUE TO OUR GREAT NATION.
[APPLAUSE]
HEH HEH HEH!
MAMA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW.
[LAUGHING]
Dr. Vindaloo: TANGY.
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Eustace: STUPID DOG!
HA HA HA!