WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU...
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BANG.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
OH, EUSTACE! AREN'T YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?
AAH.
[INHALES]
AIN'T GONNA BE NO PARTY.
[KNOCKING]
A VISITOR.
YES?
Woman: ANY SMALL CHANGE TO HELP A POOR SOUL?
OH, OF COURSE.
JUST A MOMENT.
OH! HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING, DEAR.
AND YOU MUST BE HUNGRY.
I JUST BAKED IT THIS MORNING.
OH! AND THAT WOULD GO LOVELY WITH A CUP OF TEA.
HOW ABOUT YOU, DOG?
AAH!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS.
WHAT ABOUT THE BALD ONE?
YES, EUSTACE. YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE.
YEAH, I GOT SOMETHING TO GIVE...
THE BOOT!
[EUSTACE LAUGHS]
[PLAYS SAXAPHONE MELODY]
OOH!
UPON YOUR SHINY HEAD, A CURSE...
HUH?
LONG AS YOUR SOUL LIVES IN YOUR PURSE.
AND WITH YOUR COINS YOU CANNOT PART...
YOUR SKY SHALL BE DARK AS YOUR HEART.
GOBBLEDYGOOK.
AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS CURSES.
AND THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS PARTIES, EITHER.
OH, MY.
[MURIEL HUMS CHEERFUL MELODY]
EUSTACE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO THE PICTURE SHOW.
EUSTACE! THE CURSE!
THERE AIN'T NO CURSE.
WHY DON'T YOU STAY AND HELP WITH THE PARTY?
I AIN'T HELPIN' WITH NO PARTY
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO PARTY.
[THUNDER]
OH, MY.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
DO YOU MIND REMOVING YOUR CLOUD?
[GRUMBLES]
THEN MAYBE YOU COULD MOVE OVER A SEAT,
SO WE COULD SEE THE SCREEN.
MAKE ME!
[HORSES WHINE, GALLOP]
HE'S GETTING MY POPCORN SOGGY.
I'M COMPLAININ' TO THE MANAGER.
[EUSTACE HOWLS]
[CRASH]
[GROANS]
HOW'S THAT, COURAGE?
UH-HUH.
OH!
EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME ACROSS THE STREET?
YOU GOT LEGS, DON'T YA?
HELP YOURSELF! [GRUMBLES]
DO YOU THINK EUSTACE WILL LIKE IT?
[STRUGGLING]
MISTER, MISTER, PLEASE!
COULD YOU PLEASE SEND THIS TO MY FIANCE?
TELL HER I'M SORRY, BUT I'LL HAVE TO MISS OUR WEDDING.
PLEASE. JUST BUY A STAMP FOR IT.
AHH! TELL HER I LOVE HER...
I AIN'T BUYING ANY STAMPS.
[GRUMBLES]
AH...
THERE AIN'T NO CURSE.
EUSTACE!
HUH?
THE BED'S GETTING SOGGY.
IF YOU CAN'T DO AWAY WITH THIS CURSE,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE ROOF.
BAH!
AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS CURSES.
NO WAY, NO HOW.
OH! DANG IT!
HEY! MY GLASSES.
OH! I--I CAN'T SEE.
WHERE? WHERE?
HUH?
MURIEL?
THAT YOU?
YOU'RE NOT MURIEL.
GET OFF MY ROOF.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
HUH?
[GROWLS]
NO SOLICITORS.
[YELLS]
[SCREAMS]
NOW YOU, GET.
WE DON'T WANT ANY.
[CRASH]
[BABBLES]
OUTSIDE...
OH, COURAGE, I COULDN'T SLEEP KNOWING EUSTACE IS ON THE ROOF.
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE RECEPTION.
[SCREAMING]
GOOD TO SEE YA.
YECCH!
[SNIFFS]
Muriel: RAIN OR NO RAIN,
THAT MAN SHOULD REALLY COME TO HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY.
[SHOUTING] EUSTACE! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!
[SHIVERING]
[WIND HOWLING]
Muriel: EUSTACE, DID YOU HEAR ME?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
HUH?
Muriel: YOUR GUESTS ARE WAITIN'.
NO SOLICITORS,
ESPECIALLY AT THIS HOUR.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
AHH...
[YELLS]
[EUSTACE GRUNTS]
[EUSTACE SCREAMS]
OH, MY HEART.
[DOOR OPENS]
OH, MY!
NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE WENT AND DONE, EUSTACE!
YOU SCARED OFF YOUR GUESTS.
HUH?
AND YOU'RE LEAVING A RING ON THE FLOOR.
HERE. STAND ON THIS COASTER.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
[ROARS]
OOH? YOU'RE NOT MURIEL!
[YELLS]
1, 2, 3, I WIN.
[LAUGHS]
[SCREAMS]
WHAT?
[YELLS]
[WHINNIES]
[SCREAMS, SLAMS DOOR]
[BABBLES]
THE STUPID ONE.
HE'S STUPID, RIGHT?
UH-HUH.
THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO.
THE FARMER HAS TO REMOVE THE CURSE BY FINDING GENEROSITY IN HIS HEART.
AND HE CAN ONLY DO THAT BY SEEING HIMSELF THE WAY HE REALLY IS.
[WHINES]
BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
FOR A FEW PIECES OF SILVER, I COULD SELL YOU THIS MIRROR.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD IT UP TO THE STUPID ONE.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!
EUSTACE! WHERE ARE YOUR MARBLES?
COURAGE!
HELP!
NO SOLICITORS.
OOP, AHH!
WHAT'S THIS?
WHO--WHO'S THAT?
UH, WHO ARE YOU, BOY?
[SNIFFLES]
IT'S SO HOT, MY HEAD IS BURNING.
WHERE'S YOUR HAT?
I DON'T HAVE ONE.
NO HAT?
[WEEPS]
OH, NO HAT.
NOW, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
LITTLE BOY, EVERY LITTLE BOY SHOULD HAVE A HAT.
OH, COURAGE!
YOU DID THE IMPOSSIBLE.
YOU GOT EUSTACE TO GIVE OF HIMSELF.
HEY, HEY, HEY...
HEY, AH...
AHCHOO.
[LAUGHS] MY GLASSES.
I CAN SEE!
AH, AH, AH--
...CHOO!
[SNIFFLES]
[MURIEL HUMS CHEERFUL MELODY]
[GROWLS]
YOU KNOW, EUSTACE, YOU SHOULD THANK COURAGE
FOR GETTING RID OF THAT CURSE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HAT, DOG?
AAH!
DAH!
THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS A CURSE.
AAH.
[TELEVISION PLAYING]
UGH, AIN'T NOTHIN' ON.
NOTHIN' TO WATCH. NOTHIN'.
[DOOR OPENS] Muriel: I WON! I WON!
I'VE WON THE SITAR CONTEST.
I GET TO PLAY MY SITAR ON STAGE AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL.
YES!
WHO CARES?
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' TO WATCH.
BOYS, WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK CITY.
Man: TAXI!
THIS AIN'T NO PLACE FOR ME.
I BELONG IN MY CHAIR.
Eustace: UGH.
HEY!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FOOL.
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING...
YA FOOL!
YOU SEE, EUSTACE,
YOU'RE FITTIN' IN ALREADY.
AAH.
NOW, I WONDER WHERE THE ENTRANCE IS? HMM?
[BABBLES]
PSST. PSST.
THE SHOW DON'T GO ON FOR HOURS, BUT I CAN GET YOU IN REAL QUICK LIKE.
[SCREAMS]
THERE IT IS!
NOW, AREN'T YOU GLAD I WON THE CONTEST?
WHO CARES?
YOU WON A CONTEST?
THEN YOU CAN COME IN THE SPECIAL ARTISTS ENTRANCE.
NO!
I AIN'T GOIN' THROUGH NO DOOR
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE.
I GOT HOT DOGS.
WORKS FOR ME.
[DOOR OPENS]
[COURAGE WHINES]
HOW EXCITING.
I LOVE SHOW BUSINESS.
BY THE WAY, NAME'S BUSHWICK, BUT CALL ME SHWICK.
JUST SHWICK. DON'T EVER CALL ME BUSHWICK.
JUST SHWICK.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
BUSHWICK.
YOU CAN CALL THAT BUSHWICK, BUT NOT ME.
ME, YOU CALL SHWICK. JUST SHWICK.
[WHINES]
[MURIEL SCREAMS]
[WHINES]
[COURAGE SCREAMING]
THIS OVER HERE IS THE REHEARSAL ROOM.
[COURAGE BABBLING]
SUCH A WARM WELCOME.
[BABBLING]
HOMEY.
WHERE'S THE HOT DOGS?
SO THIS HERE'S THE REHEARSAL ROOM.
YOU CAN REHEARSE.
JUST REHEARSE.
THIS IS JUST FINE.
IF YOU'RE DEAD.
HEY! A TV.
YOU GOT A REMOTE?
2,000 CHANNELS.
GO AHEAD. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
[TURNS TV ON; CHANNEL SURFS]
MAKE THAT HOT DOG A FOOT-LONG.
I'D BETTER GET TO PRACTICING FOR THE BIG SHOW TONIGHT.
OOH!
LISTEN, I'VE GOT AN ERRAND THAT NEEDS SOME RUNNIN',
AND I CAN'T LEAVE THE PREMISES BECAUSE I GOT SWEEPIN' TO DO.
GO TO THAT ADDRESS.
THEY'LL BE A PACKAGE WAITING THERE.
YOU BRING THAT PACKAGE BACK TO ME BY CURTAIN TIME,
OR IT'S CURTAINS FOR THE SITAR LADY.
[WHINES]
YOU SEE THAT DOOR?
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR?
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR.
YOU SEE THESE BONES?
[GROWLING BEHIND DOOR]
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MADE THESE BONES?
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT MADE THESE BONES.
I'M SENDIN' YOUR KID OUT FOR SOME COFFEE. GO!
AND NO COPS.
[HEAVY TRAFFIC, HORNS HONKING]
Man: YOU NEED SOME HELP?
[SCREAMS]
HMM.
[HORSE ROARS]
[COURAGE YELLING]
OOH, OW, OOH.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[PEOPLE LOUDLY ARGUING]
[MONSTER ROARS]
[SCREAMS]
[SHARK GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
[SIGHS]
I JUST KNOW SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
[WHINES]
[VIOLIN PLAYING]
HUH?
[SIGHS]
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]
[COURAGE BABBLING, CREATURE SHRIEKING]
Courage: PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
THINGS I DO FOR LOVE.
[HORSE WHINES]
HMM.
[GURGLES]
[SPLAT]
[GASPS]
[COURAGE SWALLOWS]
HMM.
[LAUGHS]
HMM.
[SUBWAY SLOWS DOWN]
[WHISTLES]
[PANTING]
[WOOF WOOF]
[SIGHS]
[WHINES]
[SITAR PLAYING]
BRIEFS.
BOXERS.
BRIEFS.
BOXERS.
BRIEFS!
BOXERS!
[GRUNTS]
[BABBLES]
IT'S THE EVIL PACKAGE.
[HOWLS]
Cop: OK.
LET'S SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.
[BABBLES]
HMM.
THERE'S NO DRIVER.
RUNAWAY TRAIN!
[SIGHS]
[TRAIN CRASHES]
[WHINES]
RUNAWAY TRAIN!
WELCOME TO THE NUCLEAR-POWERED COMPUTERIZED BULLET TRAIN.
[GASPS]
SIT BACK, RELAX, AND--
HANG ON FOR YOUR LIFE!
[SCREAMS]
WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOURS ARE LONGER.
TOLD YA SO.
[KNOCKING]
Woman: 5 MINUTES TO SHOW TIME.
YOUR SON BETTER BE BACK HERE SOON WITH MY COFFEE.
[RUMBLING]
[COURAGE SCREAMING]
YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST MY COURAGE TO GET THE JOB DONE.
P.A.: RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, LAST STOP.
[SIGHS]
COURAGE, YOU MADE IT BACK JUST IN TIME FOR MY PERFORMANCE.
YOU BROKE MY SQEEGEE.
NOW IT'S CURTAINS FOR THE SITAR LADY.
NOBODY DOUBLE-CROSSES SHWICK.
[WHINES]
OH!
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMS]
I SAID NO COPS!
[APPLAUSE]
LOOKS LIKE WE FINALLY GOT YA, BUSHWICK.
SHWICK! SHWICK! IT'S JUST SHWICK!
[CHEERING]
2,000 CHANNELS AND STILL NOTHIN' TO WATCH.
[GRUMBLES]
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[BELCH]
[APPLAUSE]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!