COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW.
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAGGE.
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
[SCREAMING]
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OOH, MY PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED.
EUSTACE, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW KITCHEN CURTAINS?
YEAH. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
AND THEY CAME WITH A COMPLIMENTARY PACKET OF SEEDS.
WHAT? SEEDS?
AIN'T NOTHING GROWN HERE IN 50 YEARS.
WHAT KIND OF DUMB SEEDS ARE THESE ANYWAY?
THESE AIN'T GROWING SEEDS.
OH! HUH!
OOHH.
[SNIFFING]
[THUNDERING]
OH, MY, COURAGE.
DID YOU DO THIS?
I'VE NEVER GROWN ANYTHING. NOT EVEN WEEDS.
BUT THAT STUPID DOG CAN GROW TREES. ARGH!
AH. MY PIE!
OH, EUSTACE, I WISH I HAD A NEW OVEN.
[THUMP]
[GIBBERISH]
IS THAT A NEW OVEN?
GO HAVE A LOOK, EUSTACE.
WHY ME?
Muriel: BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN.
[GRUMBLING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[CRASH]
OOF!
AHHH!
THANK YOU, COURAGE,
FOR THE NEW OVEN AND THAT LOVELY TREE.
[GROWLING]
[IMITATING TRUCK]
OHH.
[CRASH]
[GIGGLING]
WHAT FUN, COURAGE.
[GIGGLING]
STOP THAT RACKET!
I'M TAKING MY NAP.
OH, COURAGE, TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF!
[MUFFLED] STUPID DOG.
EUSTACE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M GOING TO THE PICTURE SHOW.
I'M NOT WANTED AROUND HERE ANYWAY.
I WISH WE COULD SEE A MOVIE.
OOH!
[ENGINE STARTS]
WHAT...?
OH, MY. ISN'T IT GRAND TO HAVE A TREE?
[GROWLING]
[SCREECHING]
AHH!
EUSTACE!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
DON'T YOU HARM THIS TREE!
I'M TAKING IT DOWN, MURIEL.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
WHERE ARE YOUR MARBLES?
WE NEED THIS TREE, EUSTACE.
IT'S PROVIDING FOR US.
BUT THAT'S MY JOB... ROTTEN TREE.
[SNORING]
THERE'LL BE NO MORE ROCKING UNDER THIS TREE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MURIEL SEES IN YOU.
TO ME YOU'RE JUST A STUPID, ROTTEN TREE.
[LAUGHING]
I WISH SHE HAD A BIGGER HEAD, THEN SHE'D KNEW BETTER.
[WHINING]
MURIEL! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?
COURAGE, COULD YOU GET ME SOME WATER, DEAR?
HOW ABOUT BREAKFAST?
NO, THANK YOU, EUSTACE.
I COULDN'T EAT A BITE.
I MEANT FOR ME.
UH-OH. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR.
I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
TSK. TSK.
THIS IS THE WORST CASE OF BULLY BULLY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
WHAT?
NO!
I'LL DO EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MEDICAL SCIENCE.
[BANGING AND SQUEAKING]
[SNIPPING]
[TIGHTENING]
AHA. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
OOH!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, DOG.
YOU AND THAT ROTTEN TREE.
NOW I'VE GOTTA ORDER TAKEOUT FOR BREAKFAST.
STUPID DOG!
[SCREAMING]
OOF!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
COURAGE. COURAGE.
[SCREAMING]
DO NOT BE AFRAID.
I HAVE THE CURE YOU SEEK.
YEAH!
IT WILL TAKE 3 DAYS,
AND IN 3 DAYS, I WILL BE CUT DOWN.
NOOOO!
ANYTHING WORTH ITS VALUE IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
HUH?
[LAUGHING]
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP. DOWN YOU GO.
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP.
NOOOO!
HEH, HEH, HEH.
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!
[ROARING]
[SCREAMING]
♪ OH DANNY BOY ♪
♪ THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING ♪
[SCREAMING]
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!
OOOH!
AAHHH!
AHHH!
[ROARING]
[BASEBALL MUSIC]
AAAHHHH!
[ROARING]
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!
AAAHHH!
♪ IF YOU WILL BEND ♪
♪ AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪
[ROARING]
[MUMBLING]
[SIGHING]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
UH-HUH?
Doctor: I HAVE THE CURE.
I'VE DISCOVERED THE REMEDY.
THIS WILL CURE YOUR BROKEN LEG.
[GROWLING]
WHAT'S IT TO YOU THAT CUTTING ME DOWN WILL BRING?
WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL MORE IMPORTANT?
WELL...YES!
[SCREAMING]
[CRYING]
Tree: COURAGE, COURAGE.
I HAVE THE REMEDY YOU SEEK.
PICK ALL THE FLOWERS FROM MY BRANCHES
AND MIX WITH PURE HORNET'S HONEY.
THIS IS THE CURE.
[GASPING]
YES!
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]
AH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
COURAGE, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?
[HUMMING]
YAY!
OOOH, MURIEL, OOH.
IS THE TREE GROWING BACK YET?
Robotic Voice: OK, MULCH, OBLITERATE THAT MOUNTAIN.
[CHEERING]
Voice: RANDY, YOU'RE NEXT,
AND TRY AND DESTROY SOMETHING THIS TIME.
[SNICKERING]
[THINKING] I DON'T WANT TO DESTROY THINGS.
[FIRING]
[LAUGHING]
Voice: SILENCE!
Voice: RANDY, YOU'RE A FAILURE AS A ROBOT.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO.
Voice: PROVE TO US ROBOTS YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.
GO AND CONQUER ANOTHER WORLD,
AND DON'T RETURN UNTIL YOU DO.
I'LL SHOW THEM.
[CROWD JEERING]
[SITAR PLAYING]
OOO!
OH, MY.
AAAHHH!
EUSTACE, I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE EXPECTING COMPANY.
HEY, WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
GET THAT TIN OFF MY PROPERTY!
MY NAME IS ROBOT RANDY.
I AM THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL ROBOT IN THE UNIVERSE.
THAT'S IT. I'M GETTING ME MALLET.
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MY POWER?
BAH.
[PICKING]
[GRUNTING]
AAHHH!
STUPID DOG!
I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU.
GET BACK TO WORK.
HE HIT ME. IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.
GET BACK TO WORK!
MAKE ME!
OOOWW!
[LAUGHING]
STUPID DOG.
[LAUGHING]
[GIBBERISH]
EUSTACE, ISN'T LIFE HARD ENOUGH?
NOT FOR THIS DOG. [LAUGHING]
I'M GOING TO NAME YOU IVANA.
THAT'S A GOOD REINDEER NAME.
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO CONQUER WORLDS AND DESTROY THINGS.
I WISH I COULD MAKE REINDEER ALL THE TIME,
BUT ROBOTS DON'T MAKE REINDEER.
IF ANYONE FOUND OUT, THEY'D LAUGH AT ME.
THEY'D THINK I'M A FAILURE.
A FAILURE!
[CRASH]
OH!
[PICKING]
[GIBBERISH]
WHY, COURAGE, THAT'S LOVELY.
DID YOU MAKE IT?
UH-UH. UH-UH.
COURAGE, WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
GET BACK TO WORK!
[GRUNTING]
OH, MY.
GET BACK TO WORK!
STUPID DOG. WHY AM I DOING ALL THE WORK?
[POP]
YOU FOOLS. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU'VE MADE ME A FAILURE.
AAAHHH!
I'LL CRUSH YOU FOR THIS.
[CRYING]
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MY GREATNESS?
[SCREAMING]
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
IF I LOSE, I WILL FREE YOU ALL,
BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU WILL PERISH.
[SCREAMING]
GOOD WORK, YOU STUPID DOG.
[CRASH]
YES!
I'M SUCH A FAILURE.
[DISTANT SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
OH, COURAGE, THANK GOODNESS.
YOU SAVED US.
[GIBBERISH]
THANK YOU, MR. ROBOT, FOR SPARING OUR LIVES.
I'M JUST A FAILURE.
[GIBBERISH]
OH, YOU MUST BE GOOD AT SOMETHING.
NO. NO. NO.
COME ON, EVERYONE IS GOOD AT SOMETHING.
WELL...I CAN WHITTLE A LITTLE.
MY REINDEER!
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?
DID YOU MAKE THAT?
IT'S LOVELY.
IT'S NOTHING, IT'S JUST A WOODEN REINDEER.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU ARE A FAILURE.
WHAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
IS WHY YOU NEED TO BUILD ALL THESE SILLY MONUMENTS
AND BLOW THINGS UP.
YOU ARE TOO TALENTED FOR THAT.
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
[GIBBERISH]
OH, YES. YOUR REINDEER WOULD MAKE SUCH LOVELY GIFTS.
GRAND IDEA, COURAGE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS SO WORRIED WHAT OTHERS WOULD THINK OF ME,
I STOPPED BELIEVING IN MYSELF.
I DON'T WANT TO DESTROY THINGS.
I WANT TO WHITTLE REINDEER.
WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WOOD.
YOU ARE SLAVES NO MORE.
I CANNOT UNDO WHAT HAS BEEN DONE,
BUT I CAN LEAVE YOU MY ENTIRE REINDEER COLLECTION.
OOH, HOW LOVELY.
GREAT. NOW WE CAN REBUILD THE FARMHOUSE
WITH THESE STUPID REINDEER.
Voice: WELL-DONE, RANDY.
YOU PROVED TO US YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE AFTER ALL.
[CHEERING]
YEAH, BUT YOU MAKE ANYTHING ELSE?
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