COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
AAH!
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
WITH HER HUSBAND-- EUSTACE BAG.
YAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
TV: AAH!
[YAWNS]
[CRASHING]
[DISTANT GROWLING]
AAH!
OOH.
AAH!
[GROWLING DEEPLY]
[CAR ALARM]
[GULPS]
[GROWLS]
[WHIMPERS]
HA HA. YOU STUPID DOG.
WHAT IS IT, COURAGE?
HELP. HELP. HELP.
OH, IT'S JUST THE RACCOONS.
THEY MUST BE HUNGRY.
THAT WAS NO RACCOON.
[HUMMING]
THIS IS OUR LOVELY DESSERT FOR TOMORROW.
I HOPE WE MAKE IT UNTIL TOMORROW.
[BOTH SNORING]
OH!
[WHIMPERS]
OOH! OOH!
[EXCITED GIBBERISH]
AAH!
[BINOCULARS BREAK]
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
RACCOON OR NOT, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS PIE.
AAH! [SPLAT]
Muriel: AHEM.
HUH?
BUT--BUT--BUT--
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, COURAGE.
I'LL MAKE ANOTHER PIE IN THE MORNING.
BUT--BUT--BUT--
NEXT TIME, USE A PLATE.
[WINDMILL SQUEAKING]
THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE OTHER END OF THAT PIE,
OR MY NAME'S ALLOICOUS,
AND IT'S NOT.
[CHEWING]
[HUMMING]
TV: THIS IS SPECIAL NOWHERE NEWS.
THERE'S A BIGFOOT IN THESE HERE PARTS.
HE'S BEEN TERRORIZING NOWHERE.
NOW WE KNOW THE CAUSE OF ALL THEM DISASTERS.
WE FOUND PROOF POSITIVE BIGFOOT IS HERE.
AAH!
I, HERE, TELL,
A REWARD IS BEING OFFERED BY THE NOWHERE MUSEUM.
[APPLAUSE]
A REWARD?!
THAT'S FOR ME.
$25 AND A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP.
ZOWIE!
A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP?
[HUMMING]
OH, BABY.
OOH! OH!
IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION
ABOUT ANY STRANGE DOINGS LATELY,
CONTACT US.
A REWARD, A REWARD.
AND A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO BOOT.
OH!
BUT, MY FRIENDS, BE CAREFUL.
WHAT'S ALL THE EXCITEMENT?
I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF A BIGFOOT.
HA HA!
AH, THE REWARD, THAT'S FOR ME. THAT'S FOR ME.
DAD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FOOT?
MAYBE IT WAS BIGFOOT THAT WAS HERE LAST NIGHT.
OOH!
ALTHOUGH I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT.
OH, NO.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[SCREAMING]
[MOANING]
AAH!
Eustace: MOUSETRAP, FISHING POLE,
FLY SWATTER, IRON TORTURE COLLAR.
HA HA!
NOW I'M READY TO GET ME A BIGFOOT.
[BARKING]
[DEEP GROWL]
FOOTPRINT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
GET AWAY FROM ME. I'M GOING TO GET ME A REWARD.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
WE DON'T NEED ANY.
PLEASE, MISTER. MY LITTLE BOY IS LOST.
YOU SEEN MY LITTLE BOY?
AIN'T SEEN NO LOST BOY.
WHO WAS THAT?
NOBODY.
GOING TO GET ME A BIGFOOT.
COME ON, COURAGE. LET'S HAVE SOME PIE.
WHO CAN WORRY ON AN EMPTY STOMACH?
AAH!
[GULPS]
OOH.
AAH!
[GROWLS]
AAH!
[GROWLS]
AAH!
[GROWLS]
I THINK I'LL HAVE A WEE CUP OF TEA.
WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?
[PPBBLLTT]
[LA MARSEILLAISE PLAYING]
[MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
[TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
AAH!
Women: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
Woman: ♪ LA LA LA LA
Women: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
Woman: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA-- ♪
Eustace: HEY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
AAH!
HUH?
Woman: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA--
[MEN TALKING EXCITEDLY]
WHA--WHAT'S GOING ON?
Mob: BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT...
BIGFOOT, COME ON OUT.
[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]
WHO THREW THIS ROCK?
GET OUT OF THE WAY, MURIEL. THERE'S A BIGFOOT IN THE HOUSE.
YOU'LL GET A BIG LUMP IF YOU THROW ANOTHER ROCK.
All: BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT...
[EXCITED GIBBERISH]
[GROWLING]
OH, UH...
[BARKING]
WHAT ARE YOU, MEN OR WHAT?
GET THAT BIGFOOT.
I WANT MY REWARD
AND MY LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP.
[ALL CHEERING]
Woman: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING TO MY BOY?
THEODORE.
MOMMY!
Mob: AW.
[COLLAR LOCKS]
HA HA!
THE REWARD IS MINE.
OW!
EUSTACE, TAKE THAT COLLAR OFF THE CHILD'S ANKLE.
NO!
All: YES!
MAKE ME.
[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]
AAH!
STAY BACK. AAH!
AAH!
[MOB CHEERING]
NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO PLAY,
STAY IN OUR BACKYARD.
SORRY, MOMMY.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?
YOU STAY AROUND THE HOUSE...
THERE'S A LITTLE BIGFOOT IN US ALL,
ISN'T THERE?
Woman: ♪ LA LA LA LA
♪ LA LA LA LA...
[CREAKING NOISILY]
"BALD? WE WANT YOU!"
OOH.
[EUSTACE READING OUT LOUD]
"EXPERIMENTAL INSTITUTE."
EUSTACE...
EUSTACE, CAN YOU PLEASE FIX THIS CREAK IN MY CHAIR?
NOT NOW.
GOING OUT FOR A WHILE.
THEN YOU SHOULD TAKE COURAGE FOR HIS HAIRCUT.
[GROWLS]
[TRUCK RADIO PLAYING]
YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO ME.
[CHUCKLES]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU
AND THANK YOU AND THANKS.
OH, THANK YOU.
"BAG."
THAT'S ME.
YOU STAY HERE,
YOU STUPID DOG.
SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY,
OR MY NAME'S SLINKENHOFFER,
AND IT'S NOT.
Man: WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR HAIR?
I WAS BORN--
WAS YOUR FATHER BALD?
A LITTLE ON THE--
WAS YOUR MOTHER BALD?
MY MA?
SISTER? BROTHER? SECOND COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED?
EH?
WHAT'S 414 DIVIDED BY 6?
WHAT?
[MOANING]
Man: NOW YOU WILL BE TESTED FOR RESISTANCE, RESILIENCE AND FLEXIBLE STRENGTH.
WHAT?
[WIND BLOWING]
HEY!
[SCREAMING]
YEAH!
[MOANING]
[MACHINE CLICKS]
EH?
AAH!
[BELLS RINGING]
[SCREAMING]
AAH!
HUH?
[KISS]
Man: APPROVED.
[CHUCKLING]
OH!
[PATIENT GROWLING]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[COURAGE READING OUT LOUD]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
OH, MY.
AAH!
AH.
Courage: AAH!
[BARKING]
[IMITATES MAN GROWLING]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
HOW DID YOU GET OFF YOUR LEASH?
[WHIMPERING]
[IMITATES MAN GROWLING]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
COME ON, STUPID DOG.
BUT--BUT--
OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
[GULPS]
AH, YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE ME WITH HAIR,
YOU LITTLE...
[TIRES SCREECH]
Courage and Eustace: AAH!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FOOL.
[GROWLING]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
OH!
OH, COURAGE, WHAT A LOVELY HAIRCUT.
OH, NO. NOT MORE.
EUSTACE, CAN'T YOU FIX THIS DREADFUL SQUEAK?
OH!
Muriel: EUSTACE!
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
[WHIMPERING]
[CHAIR CREAKS]
[GROWLING]
OOH!
[RING]
OOH!
AH.
Muriel: EUSTACE.
EUSTACE, COULD YOU GET THIS DARN CAN OPEN?
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
[GROWLING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
OH, COURAGE,
YOU GOT THE MAIL.
[EXPLOSION]
HERE.
THANK YOU, EUSTACE.
OH!
[MOANING]
[CHAIR SQUEAKING]
EUSTACE.
STAY CALM. STAY CALM.
Muriel: YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIXED THE CHAIR.
[GRUMBLING]
SUCH A DREADFUL NOISE IT'S MAKING.
STAY CALM. STAY CALM.
CAN'T YOU FIX THE CHAIR, EUSTACE?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I KNOW YOU CAN FIX IT IF YOU TRY.
[HUMS SOFTLY]
STAY CALM. STAY CALM.
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
EUSTACE...
WELL, IF YOU CAN'T FIX MY CHAIR,
COULD YOU AT LEAST THREAD MY NEEDLE?
YEAH. FINE.
[MOANS]
[GROWLS]
OH!
[GRUMBLING]
[GROWLING]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
OH!
IT'S GETTING A BIT WINDY IN HERE.
[GRUMBLING]
OOH!
Courage: OH!
[EXCITED GIBBERISH]
Eustace: AAH!
[BOING]
HUH?
OH.
[GROWLING]
OOH.
AAH!
[CREAKING]
COURAGE, REMIND ME TO TELL EUSTACE,
WHENEVER THAT MAN GETS BACK,
TO FIX THIS CHAIR.
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[SHEEP BLEATS]
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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