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后期：L.C.
躲貓貓 Peek-a-boo!
別哭 別哭 別哭 No, no, no, no, no.
我不是故意嚇你的 我的小寶貝 I didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.
小吸血鬼寶寶 別說話 Hush, little vampire, don't say a word
爸爸會把鳥頭咬下來 Papa's gonna bite the head off a bird
你個小不點兒 A-bitty goo-bah!
我想親親你的小屁股 I want to kiss your tush.
親親小屁股 I want to kiss your tush!
很好 但是面積要再大點 Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.
可以容納更多妖怪 I want a lot of monsters here.
我來抓你啦 小梅維斯 I'm gonna get you, little Mavis.
我要抓住你啦 I'm gonna get you!
外面有什么 What out there?
我們從不去外面 Oh, we never go out there.
永遠不 Ever.
后來妖怪們紛紛逃跑并躲起來 "And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding.
人類的故事
但叫哈利的人類發現了他們 "But Harry the Human found them
從他們的床底下蹦出來 "and jumped out from under their bed."
我好怕怕 I'm scared!
燒了他們的衣服 "And burned their clothes.
咬他們的腳趾頭 "And bit their toes!
還搶走了他們的糖果 "And took their candy!"
不要搶走我的糖果 Don't take my candy.
小寶貝 別害怕 Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened.
我答應過你媽咪會永遠保護你 I promised your mommy I would protect you forever.
我美麗的梅維斯 My beautiful May-vey
我幫你把屁屁擦干凈 Let me wipe all your poop away
那幫人類都好壞壞 Those humans are nas-tay
還是和爸爸在一起吧 So with Daddy you will stay
要是有人想傷害你 And if a human tries to harm you
我就會 I'll simply say
你是爸爸的小閨女 Because you're Daddy's girl
爸爸的小閨女 Daddy's girl
雙腿彎曲 跳下來 Just bend the legs and push off.
相信我 小耗子 Trust me, mouse.
我會飛啦 我會飛啦 I can fly! I can fly!
看看你 Look at you!
再快點 寶貝 再快點 Faster, baby! Faster!
你成功了 我的小魔女 You got it, my little voodoo doll!
打擾了 先生 Excuse me, sir.
怎么了 又怎么了 What? What?
我沒事 Ow. I'm Okay.
已經蓋好了 It's ready.
看著不錯 Looks good.
只有妖怪可以進來嗎 Only monsters can get in?
當然了 Oh, absolutely.
隱蔽地非常好 It's hidden real nicely.
前方有400英畝幽靈森林 You got 400 acres of haunted forest in front of you.
周圍是亡靈禁區 You got the Land of the Undead on the perimeters.
有誰敢朝那邊多瞄一眼 Any humans daring to even look over there
都會倉皇而逃 will run away real quick.
但要切記 But, of course, be smart.
不能有篝火 不要辦煙火表演 No bonfires, no firework shows.
不能有火 我知道了 Yeah, yeah, no, no. No fire, I get it, I get it.
終于好了 我親愛的瑪莎 It's time, my darling Martha.
我們以前常說要為梅維斯建造的地方 The place we always talked about for Mavis.
這里永遠沒人能傷害她 No one will ever harm her here.
精靈旅社
現在
亡靈
后面亂糟糟的 Yeah, it's a mess back there.
歡迎來到精靈旅社 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!
始于1898年的無人類旅館 Human-free since 1898.
你最安全的落腳點 Your safest destination.
拿一份日程表 Take an itinerary.
我親自設計了許多精彩的活動 I have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events,
都是為我女兒明天的慶生盛會 all leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow.
我們每年都盼著來呢 伯爵 We always look forward to coming every year, Count.
我們特別青睞此處的安全性 We enjoy the safety so much.
那是當然 我們就是為此才建的旅館 Of course. That's why we built it.
晚上好 Yes, good evening.
謝謝你 馬蒂 Thank you, Marty.
你看起來還是那么白 You look pale, as well.
先生 先生 先生 Sir, sir, sir!
我們的管道有突發狀況 We have an urgent plumbing issue.
管道 別急 Plumbing? On it.
胡立根先生 Mr. Ghouligan!
348房間的廁所堵了 There is a clogged toilet in room 348.
沒事 誰沒個肚子疼 大腳怪先生 It's Okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.
孩子們 過來 Hey, kids, reel it in.
別給爸媽惹麻煩 You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.
這樣可不乖哦 Now, now, is that any way to behave?
這是旅館 不是墓地 This is a hotel, not a cemetery.
對不起 德庫拉叔叔 Sorry, Uncle Drac.
德庫拉 你好嗎 Drac! How are ya?
韋恩 我的老朋友 Wayne, my old friend!
我太期待這個周末了 Couldn't wait for this weekend.
離開那個陰森的地方幾天也不錯 Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days.
你們家看起來其樂融融 The family looks beautiful.
他們弄臟的讓我清理就行了 Let me just clean up their filth.
客房部 Housekeeping!
弗蘭克 孩子 看看你 Frankie, my boy! Look at you!
又把自己郵寄過來呢 摳門先生 Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh?
不是錢的問題 It's not a money thing.
我有飛機恐懼癥 好嗎 I have a plane phobia, okay?
我是說 那些引擎隨時可能著 I mean, at any moment, those engines could catch...
火 沒錯 火是壞東西 Fire! Yeah, yeah. "Fire bad."
我們知道 We know.
奧古斯都 漿糊腦子 有沒有搞錯 Augustus, Porridge Head, come on!
那個像是弗蘭克斯坦的頭嗎 Does that look like Frankenstein's head?
德庫拉 老兄 你的披肩怎么了 Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there?
什么意思 What do you mean?
誰掐了我 Who pinched me?
抱歉 你太迷人了 Guilty. You're irresistible.
是啊 真好玩 隱形人 Yes, very amusing, Invisible Man.
你好 很高興"看見"你 Hello. Great to "See" You.
老段子了 Never gets old.
沒打中 Missed me.
沒打中 沒打中 沒打中 Missed me, missed me, missed me.
好吧 你贏了 拿著培根 Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.
干嘛要我拿著培根 Why am I holding bacon... Ahh!
不要 叫他們下去 No! Get 'em off!
派對我來也 Here comes the party!
你好 默里 Hello, Murray!
德庫拉 還好嗎 老兄 Drac, what's up, buddy?
沙子 默里 沙子 The sand, Murray, the sand!
總是風塵仆仆的 Always with the sand.
沃爾夫 旺達 弗蘭克 Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!
我喜歡這家伙 I love this guy.
他總是聲嘶力竭 He always bringing it full tilt.
你看起來又瘦了 You're looking skinny, too.
瘦得就剩一個頭了 Now that you're just a head.
我饒不了你 Okay, you'll pay for that.
最近怎么樣 德庫拉 So what's up, Drac?
旅館現在運營得不錯 The hotel is looking off the hook.
各位 瞧好吧 Hey, guys, watch this.
順便說一句 你指對路了 By the way, you were right about those directions.
很好 很好 Oh, good, good.
真的 我從底格里斯河走到尼羅河 Yeah, I took the Tigris through the Nile,
一路暢行無阻 and there was absolutely no traffic.
開什么玩笑 You're kidding me.
我的大廳放屁 Right in my lobby?
德庫拉 我發誓 不是我放的 Drac, I swear, man, I don't run like that.
客房部 Housekeeping!
真的不是我 I was not the cause of that.
我們織好了 We're ready!
生日快樂 梅維斯
要是瑪莎能看到就好了 If only Martha were here to see this.
她一直在這兒 旺達 She's always here, Wanda.
好了 朋友們 Okay, friends,
很高興你們能來此歡慶 I am so glad you are here to celebrate.
我可愛的小梅維斯的生日 Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,
慶祝我們又成功躲過他們一年 and another successful year of refuge from them!
這些是我們監測到的近期人類影像 These are recent human images our surveillance has uncovered.
他們越來越胖以便能打敗我們 They are getting fatter so as to overpower us.
他們身上的衣服越穿越少 And they are wearing less clothing,
更能大展拳腳勒死我們 allowing more movement to strangle us
或者砍掉我們的頭當糖罐 or cut open our heads and put candy in them.
但他們永遠不會發現我們在這兒 But they will never find us here.
壞人 你們是不會得逞的 Evil villain, you will never win!
好了 30分鐘后好戲登臺 Okey-doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.
現在 我得去看我的小閨女 Right now, I have to see my little girl.
她可不小了 She's not so little anymore!
不 她就是小 Yes, she is!
外面什么情況 What's going on out there?
我們到旅館了嗎 Are we at the hotel?
弗蘭克 你預約雙人按摩了嗎 Frank, did you book us for a tandem massage?
在鐘樓餐廳訂位子了嗎 Did you get us a table at Hunchback's?
你有沒有在做事 Did you do anything?
不客氣 You're welcome.
怎么回事 What's going on?
爸爸 你說過等我到了118歲 Dad, you said that when I turned 118,
就能像那些來旅館的其他成人一樣 I could go out into the world
去外面的世界看看 like every other adult that gets to come and go from this hotel.
可是小梅 這不安全 "But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe."
爸爸 30年前你答應過我 Dad, 30 years ago, you promised.
記得當時我們在吃老鼠 I remember, we were both eating mice,
你信誓旦旦地向我保證過 and you specifically said that you gave me your word.
請勿打擾 Do not disturb.
請勿打擾 請勿打擾 Do not disturb. Do not disturb.
請勿打擾 Do not disturb.
請勿打擾 請勿打擾 Do not disturb. Do not disturb.
-請勿打擾 -早上好 閣下 - Do not disturb. - Good morning, Your Eminence.
女傭 把這間打掃干凈 Maid, clean up this room!
是你啊 很高興你能來 It's you. Glad you could make it.
-她起了嗎 -起了 - Is she up yet? - Oh, she's up.
她準備走了 我的意思是離家出走 She's ready to go. And by "Go," I mean go.
是去外面的世界看看 As in, go check the world out.
你怎么辦 你會怎么說 What you gonna do? What you gonna say?
我都安排好了 你做好你的事就行了 I got it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job.
早上好 小梅 Good morning, Mavey Wavey!
生日快樂 我的小耗子 Happy birthday, my little mouse!
謝謝 爸爸 Thank you, Dad.
我知道是我生日 I know it's my birthday.
我安排了好多好玩的 I have so much fun planned.
但首先 我們要一起抓蝎子 But first, we go catch some scorpions together,
就我們倆 怎么樣 just the two of us, yes, dead-ums?
爸爸 聽我說句話 Dad, please, let me speak.
有些事我們得談談 There's something we have to talk about.
你想去外面的世界看看 去吧 You want to go out into the world. You can.
我就知道你會這么說 I knew you were gonna say that.
可是 爸爸 你向我保證過 But, Dad, you gave me your word,
德庫拉的承諾是神圣的 and you know that I know that a Dracula's word is sacred.
我們之間的信任最重要 That our trust is the core of our...
等下 你剛說什么 Wait, what?
我說你可以離開 I said you can go.
你是在耍我吧 You're just playing with me.
不 不 你已經到了能開靈車的歲數 No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now,
你可以自己做決定了 you're old enough to make your own choices.
你可以離開 You can go.
我滴個兔乖乖 Holy rabies! Holy rabies!
先別走 Stop.
等一下 小尖牙 Wait a second, sweetfangs.
你要去哪兒 Where are you going?
我要去天堂 Oh, well, I'm going to Paradise,
這些是我覺得用得上的東西 and this is just some stuff that I thought I would need.
天堂 Paradise?
對啊 就是你和媽媽相遇的地方 Yeah, you know. It's that place out there where you and Mom met.
天堂
旺達阿姨說你倆一見鐘情 Auntie Wanda says you two were just like, Zing!
我可不知道什么一見鐘情 I don't know from "Zing."
你從哪兒找到的這張卡片 Where did you find that card?
你抽屜里 In one of your drawers.
你怎么從來不給我講你們是如何相識的 Why won't you ever tell me about how you met?
其實是在夏威夷 It's actually Hawaii.
夏什么 Ha-what-what?
寶貝 我知道你很激動 Look, honey, I know you're excited,
可大家都不遠萬里 but everyone has gone to great lengths
來為你慶祝生日 to come see you on your birthday.
我知道 他們一直如此 I know. They always do.
可我都這么大了 不適合辦這種派對 But aren't I getting a little old for these parties?
我喜歡派對 但我真的想體驗新事物 I love them, but I really want to see new things.
想認識同齡人 Maybe meet somebody my age.
拜托 別 別 別這樣 Come on. No, no, don't do that.
別擺出這副悶悶不樂的樣子 Don't give me the pouty batface.
好吧 就在離墓地不遠的地方 Okay, there is a human village
有個人類的村莊 just a little ways past the cemetery.
你可以去玩個三十分鐘左右 You could go there and be back in, like, 30 minutes or so.
對你第一次出行來說足夠了 It should be plenty for your first time.
好吧 雖然不是夏威威 Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee,
但怎么說也算外出了 but I guess it's still technically out there.
好 好 好 Okay, okay, okay!
謝謝你相信我 Thanks for trusting me.
當然了 我的小寶貝 Of course, my little one.
我向你保證過的 I gave you my word.
你好 寶貝 Hey, honey!
-看啊 -你們好 - Look at this! - Hey, guys.
對明天的到來很激動吧 You excited about tomorrow?
我現在更激動 Not as excited as I am right now.
說了你們也不信 You're not gonna believe this,
爸爸讓我一個人去人類的村莊看看 but Dad is letting me go out on my own to see a human village!
-什么 -不行 - What? - No!
抱歉 德庫拉 Excuse me. Drac!
你瘋了嗎 Have you lost it?
讓你女兒外出 Letting your own daughter out there
和你常對我們說的恐怖人類待在一起 with those horrible humans you always tell us about?
你為此才建的這地方 That's why you built this place.
他們恨我們 他們很惡毒 They hate us. They're vicious.
而且還吵死人了 And they're very loud!
尤妮斯阿姨 也許他們變了呢 Auntie Eunice, maybe they've changed.
我就飛到街邊看看是什么樣 I'm just gonna fly down the street and see how it goes.
好吧 寶貝 注意安全 Okay, honey, be safe.
帶上暖和衣服還有劍 Bring warm clothes and a sword.
當心干草叉 And look out for pitchforks.
別讓人把你的你腦子挖出來 Don't you let anyone scoop your brains out, either.
或許待在暗處就好 Maybe stay in the shadows.
從地下室觀察也挺有意思 It's more fun to just observe from under a house.
各位 各位 她能處理 Guys, guys. She can handle it.
她是個吸血鬼 看在上帝的份上 She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake.
但說真的 小心火焰 But seriously, watch out for fire.
火可不是好東西 Fire bad.
再見 各位 Bye, everyone.
德庫拉 Drac,
不敢相信你對她的離開如此淡定 I can't believe how calm you are about her leaving.
真為你驕傲 I'm proud of you.
德庫拉 德庫拉 Drac? Drac?
德庫拉跑哪兒去了 Where did Drac go?
太棒了 This is awesome!
果然有個墓地 跟爸爸說的一樣 There's the cemetery, just like Dad said.
有人嗎 Uh... Hello?
有人在嗎 Anybody out there?
-吸血鬼 -咬腳趾 - Vampire. - Bite toes!
你們好 人類 Hi, humans.
沒事吧 我叫梅維斯·德庫拉 我... Everything Okay? My name is Mavis Dracula, and I...
吸血鬼 Vampire.
-燒衣服 -燒我的衣服嗎 - Burn clothes. - Burn my clothes?
-真的嗎 -吸血鬼 - Really? - Vampire!
-我們要搶走你的糖果 -糖果 - We take your candy. - Candy!
我沒有惡意 真的 I'm friendly. I really am.
-冷靜一下 -糖果 - Calm down, now. - Candy.
我就是想打個招呼 I just wanted to say hi.
拜托 我從未傷害過人 Please. I've never hurt anyone.
我都在家自修 I'm homeschooled.
那是大蒜嗎 Is that garlic?
我滴個兔乖乖 你們著火了 Holy rabies, you're on fire.
我能做什么 能幫你們嗎 Can I do anything? Can I help you?
爸爸說得沒錯 Dad was right.
這招管用了 It worked.
這下我的寶貝永遠安全了 Now my baby will be safe forever.
好了 各位 馬上回去干活 All right, everybody, get back to work now.
不要拿模特 You don't need a mannequin.
把服裝放下 快點兒 Leave the mannequin here. Come on.
你去哪兒了 Where you been?
你干嘛鬼鬼祟祟的 Why you sneaking around?
安靜 Quiet.
親愛的 你怎么這么快就回來了 Sweetheart, have you returned so soon?
進來吧 爸爸 Oh. Come in, Dad.
好玩嗎 外面的世界怎么樣啊 How'd it go? How was the big world?
外面怎么樣啊 How was it out there?
還行吧 爸爸 It was okay, Dad.
怎么了 發生什么事了 What? What's the matter?
爸爸 你說得對 Dad, you were right.
人類太可怕了 Humans are awful.
跟你說的一模一樣 They were everything you said.
-他們要咬我的腳趾 -你的腳趾 - They wanted to bite my toes. - Your toes?
他們還往面包上放大蒜 And they had garlic on bread.
什么 你看我 What? Look at me.
我都起雞皮疙瘩了 我好害怕 I'm getting goose bumps, I'm so scared.
我很抱歉 親愛的 I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
很抱歉讓你經歷這些 I hate that you had to see that.
對不起我不該懷疑你 I'm so sorry I doubted you.
我再也不離開這兒了 I'll never leave here again.
沒事了 沒事了 Okay. Okay.
爸爸會給你過一個最棒的生日 Look, Daddy's going to make you the bestest birthday ever.
看我給你帶了什么 Look what I brought you.
你的蟲蟲蛋糕 Your wormcakes.
別不高興了 Don't be sad anymore.
別忘了 Remember,
今年我們要打開媽媽給你的禮物 this is the year we open Mommy's present for you.
她給了我什么 What did she get me?
到時候就知道了 We'll see.
她說在你118歲之前不能打開 She said never to open until you're 118.
我們都等了那么久了 We've waited this long.
吃你的蟲蟲蛋糕吧 You eat your wormcakes.
什么時候準備好了就下來 寶貝 You come down whenever you're ready, honey.
你做了什么 What did you do?
做我該做的 What I had to.
有朝一日她會感激我的 She'll thank me one day.
是啊 把我頭縮小的人也這么說 Yeah, that's what the guy who shrunk my head said.
干得不錯 你想要什么 點心嗎 Yes, what do you want, a cookie?
做得好 伙計 You did all right, man.
離開這兒 Move on already.
就這兒了 Yeah.
吸血鬼 吸血鬼 Vampire! Vampire!
人類 A human.
你是誰 你是怎么發現這的 Who are you? And how did you find this place?
我叫喬納森 Oh, I'm Jonathan.
我和一些朋友來登山 And I was just mountain climbing with some dudes,
然后聽到幽靈森林的傳說 and heard this story about a spooky forest.
有誰不想去幽靈森林 你說是吧 And who's not going to go into a spooky forest, right?
后來我看到這些著火的傻家伙 So, then I see these goofy-looking dudes on fire.
就尾隨他們來到這座神奇的城堡 And I just kind of followed them to this, like, amazing castle.
但要切記 But, of course, be smart.
不能有篝火 不能辦煙火表演 No bonfires, no firework shows.
-你們有多少人 -就我一個 - How many of you are there? - Just me.
我喜歡獨來獨往 I like to hit it alone.
在青年旅社能遇到很多厲害的人 You meet so many awesome people in the youth hostels.
說到厲害 這件披肩好拉風 Hey, speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it.
這在舉行化裝舞會嗎 Is there, like, a costume party here?
我都干了什么 What have I done?
都怪我 This is all my fault.
你得離開這里 You have to leave.
-糟了 -不好意思 - Oh, no. - Excuse me.
你湖里的食人魚真是粗魯 One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude.
他把我小姑給吃了 He ate my sister-in-law.
我馬上回來處理 Be right with you.
德庫拉先生 我們要面向泳池的房間 Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room with a view of the pool.
房間不錯 我們要預約按摩 The room's fine. We want to book a massage.
是啊 瑞典指壓按摩 Yes, Swedish. Shiatsu.
精油按摩 放松下背部 Aromatherapy. Lower back.
你這里有熱石嗎 我們想按摩一下 Do you have hot-stone? We want a massage.
-我晚點回來處理 多頭先生 -但愿如此 - I'll get back to you, Mr. Hydraberg. - I hope so.
我表示懷疑 等你處理 I doubt it. See that you do.
我是多頭小姐 謝謝 That's Ms. Hydraberg. Thanks.
-是啊 很高興見到你 -老兄 你到底怎么了 - Yes, nice to see you. - Dude, seriously, what's up?
這個聚會太給力了 It's kind of funky to breathe under here.
德庫拉 德庫拉 小梅近來如何 Drac. Drac. How'd it go with Mavey?
你要去哪兒 Where'd you go?
城堡這么大 房間卻這么小 This room's kind of small for a big castle.
連床也沒有 但這個簸箕真酷 No bed, but check out these awesome dustpans they give you.
閉嘴 你個白癡 Quiet, you fool.
你包里裝了什么武器 What weapons are you keeping in this container?
干草叉 Your pitchforks?
我無法呼吸了 I can't breathe.
這味道熏死我了 It's killing me.
是啊 是該洗了 Yeah, definitely due for a fluff and fold.
這是什么 What is this?
是刑具嗎 A torture device?
神秘的大腦控制器嗎 A secret mind controller?
你看不到我的想法 You won't read my thoughts.
我不會給你這個機會 I won't let you.
大哥 音樂播放器而已 Dude, it's just music.
戴上試試 Here, try it.
我的魂都快被吸走了 It's taking my soul!
什么 這是即興演奏 別那么老土 What? It's a good jam. Don't be a grandpa.
你得離開這里 You need to go.
從未有人類進入這城堡 No human has ever entered this castle.
如果你被人看見 And if someone should see you,
就再沒人敢來這個旅館了 the safety of the hotel, the sanctuary,
避難所將不復存在 no one would ever come again.
好啊 接著說 Yeah, go for it.
再沒人敢來 "Ever come again!"
我喜歡你的聲音 很像德庫拉 學得超像 I love your Dracula voice. It's so over the top.
還有梅維斯 如果她看見你 And Mavis, if she saw you,
我的謊話就被戳穿了 不行 she would know that I lied. No!
誰是梅維斯 這是她的房間嗎 Who's Mavis? Is this her room?
我不介意和人同住 I'm good with a roommate.
我家一共兄弟六人 我很懂得分享 I had six brothers growing up, so I could totally share.
我也不能殺了他 I can't kill him.
那會讓妖怪的文明倒退幾百年 It would set monsters back hundreds of years.
有一次我在漢堡和人同住 One time, in Hamburg, I roomed with this dude
我抓到那人偷我的洗發水 who I caught stealing my shampoo.
我說 住手 結果 I said, "Whoa, man," And
他朝我扔來一個花盆 但他人還不錯 he threw a flower pot at me, but he was cool.
你瞎嘮叨什么呢 What are you babbling about?
什么 What?
看這些戲服多棒啊 Check out these awesome costumes.
戲服 Costumes.
這是什么 抱歉 我不能丟下背包 What's this? Sorry, man. I just can't be without my backpack.
我所有家當都在里面 不能離身 You know, everything I own's in there.
就放在這 It'll be right here.
好吧 我只是太愛我的背包了 Okay, I just... I love my backpack.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
你這是 你要對我的頭發做什么 What are you... What are you doing to my hair?
住手 等等 癢死了 Stop. Wait, that tickles.
別鬧了 Come on, man.
快看啊 我是科學怪人 Check it out. I'm a Franken-homie.
大家好 看看我啊 Yes, hello. Look at me!
一切正常 什么事也沒有 This is totally normal, not a problem here.
不過是我身邊的一個怪物 This is just a monster with me.
大家今晚都盛裝打扮啊 Man, everybody stepped it up tonight.
等等 我們為什么去門口 要走了嗎 Wait, why are we going to the front door? Are we leaving?
早安 德庫拉 Bonjour,Dracula!
你好 大鼻子 Sniffy. What's going on?
現在不是時候 加西莫多 Not right now, Quasimodo.
什么 What?
不可能 別胡說 No. Don't be absurd.
他不是人類 他是德庫拉先生 It's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula.
真好笑 是我啦 How ridiculous. It's me.
先生 Monsieur.
-這是芥末蜥蜴趾 -芥末蜥蜴趾 - The devilled lizard fingers. - Devilled lizard fingers?
我讓你做的是脾臟卷 I asked for spleens-in-blankets.
你個白癡 我跟你說過 他不喜歡 You ugly fool! I told you, he doesn't like
-蜥蜴指 -可是你說 - the lizard fingers! - But you said...
看看這身裝扮 Check that costume out.
說真的 我很想問你 Seriously, I just have to ask you:
你是怎么做到的 How are you pulling this off?
這造型太逼真了 I mean, it looks so real.
好像我的手指都能穿過去 Like, I could just put my hand right through...
你在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
她是真的骷髏 你也是 She's real. You're real!
是啊 我還會真的揍你一頓 Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating.
別用你的臟手碰我老婆 Keep your hands out of my wife!
別別 No.
親愛的 我不知道你在哪兒 Honey, I just didn't know where you were.
我們都以為你還在外面 We thought you were still out.
不 我都不知道自己為什么非要出去 No. I don't know why I ever wanted to leave.
人類真無聊 The humans are so boring.
梅維斯 寶貝 你沒事吧 Mavis, honey, are you all right?
我沒事 真是奇怪 Yeah, I think so. That was weird.
我頭好疼 My head hurts.
-那個人是誰 -什么人 - Who is that? - Who is what?
那個啊 That.
沒有什么人 That is nobody.
-別開玩笑了 爸爸 -爸爸 - Seriously, Dad? - "Dad"?
是啊 德庫拉的女兒 誰都會被嚇到 Yeah, I know, Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.
德庫拉 Dracula?
好了 我們得走了 Okay, we got to go.
求你別殺我 我還這么年輕 Please don't kill me. I'm so young.
我還有許多地方沒去過 I have so many places I want to see.
我都買了戴夫·馬休斯樂隊演唱會的票 I've got tickets to six Dave Matthews Band concerts.
我要出去 I'm getting out of here.
把嘴閉上 Shut up already.
你總嚷嚷我沒法思考 It's impossible for me to think with all your noise.
抱歉 格倫 接著睡吧 Sorry, Glen. Go back to sleep.
等等 你是要吸我的血嗎 Wait. Aren't you going to suck my blood?
典型的人類妄想癥 Classic human paranoia.
人類都血脂高 不知道血里有什么疾病 Human blood is so fatty, and you never know where it's been.
那德庫拉不吸血嗎 So, Dracula doesn't drink blood?
不 我有替代品 No, I use a blood substitute.
人造血還有混合劑什么的 Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters.
喝起來沒什么區別 You can't tell the difference.
你是真的德庫拉伯爵 So, you're, like, the real Count Dracula.
你是不是常說 我是德庫拉 嚇死你 Like, "I'm Dracula. Bleh, bleh-bleh."
我這輩子都沒那么說過話 嚇死你 I've never said that in my life. Bleh, bleh-bleh
都不知道人們怎么杜撰的 I don't know where that comes from.
我能問這到底是什么地方嗎 Can I just ask, what exactly is this place?
這是什么地方 What is this place?
這是我為外面那些怪物所建的避難所 It's a place I built for all those monsters out there,
使他們能隱藏在黑暗中 躲避人類的迫害 lurking in the shadows, hiding from the persecution of humankind.
這里能讓他們和家人休閑娛樂 A place for them and their families to come to and be themselves.
這里沒有火把 干草叉和憤怒的人群 A place void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs.
一個遠離紛爭 A place of peace, relaxation
寧靜祥和的地方 and tranquility.
不錯嘛 這么說這里是怪物旅店咯 Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters?
沒錯 怪物旅店 可以這么說 Yes, exactly. "A hotel for monsters." Way to sum it up.
好了 爬到我背上 咱們出發 Okay, hop on my back. We're leaving.
你變成蝙蝠了 You're a bat now.
我做夢都想飛 那是什么感覺 I always wanted to fly. What's it like?
太瘋狂了 等等 等等 我想留下 This is insane. Wait. Wait, I want to stay.
能讓弗蘭克斯坦在我衣服上給我簽個名嗎 Can Frankenstein sign my costume?
我能去看看隱形人嗎 Can I meet the Invisible Man?
如果我把手放到隱形人嘴里 If I stuck my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth,
手會消失嗎 would it disappear?
小梅 我的小甜心 你怎么來了 Mavey! What are you doing, my sweet little blood orange?
我們的朋友正要走呢 Our friend was just leaving.
是啊 他把我攆出窗外 Yeah, he was flying me out the window.
這孩子 真幽默 This guy, he's so funny.
看啊 你臉上有點東西 Look, you have something on your face.
敢亂說話就別指望再見到你的寶貝背包 Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack.
等等 你變成蝙蝠時 So, wait, you didn't
身上什么衣服都不穿嗎 have any clothes on when you were a bat?
還是穿特制蝙蝠衫 Or were they bat-sized?
他到底是誰 Who exactly is that?
小寶貝 Honeybat.
因為你生日 You see, it's your birthday.
我要讓你過一個最棒的 And you know I want you to have the bestest,
最特別的生日 specialest party of your life.
所以我需要幫手 So, We... I needed some help.
你還需要幫手 You needed help?
我一個人是沒問題 但我想如果由 Look, I am very good, but I thought it would be
和你年齡相仿的人來策劃派對 even more bestest, specialest if
就會讓這個生日更完美 更特別 someone closer to your age helped plan the party.
-你和我年齡相仿 -當然 - You're my age? - Sure.
你多大了 How old are you?
118歲 118.
一百多 One hundred and...
是啊 我121歲 Yeah, I'm 121.
真的嗎 Really?
看到了吧 一切都再正常不過了 You see? Everything is very, very normal.
我要辦派對 而他來幫忙 I'm throwing a party, and he's helping.
-伯爵 有緊急情況 -等會兒再說 - Sir, there's an emergency. - Not now.
你沒看見我們正在討論正常的事嗎 Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here?
等等 到底怎么了 Wait, what's going on here?
你最寶貝的旅館出現緊急情況 There's an emergency in your precious hotel,
你卻沒馬上跑去處理 and you're not running to fix it?
為什么 是因為他嗎 Why? Is it because of him?
看我的表情 Look at my face.
不是 親愛的 當然不是因為他 No, precious bones, it's not because of him.
很好 那你去處理吧 我來陪他 Good. Then go check on the emergency, and I'll keep him company.
-不行 絕對不行 -什么 - No! Anything but that! - What?
因為他需要時間計劃 I mean, because he needs time to plan.
如果你陪他玩 他就沒時間策劃了 And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning.
他比較貪玩 He is company-keeping,
該做的事情就沒時間做了 and then the plan, it's... It doesn't get planned.
-真能瞎編 -閉嘴 - Good one. - Shut up!
好吧 也許等你策劃完我們能一起玩 Okay. So, maybe if you're not planning later, we can hang out.
-好主意 -好的 你聽到了嗎 - Sounds good. - Yes. You hear that?
他答應了 It sounds good.
你們能出去玩 一會兒見 親愛的小寶貝 So you will hang out. See you later, my honey. Lovely.
好了 你不能跟她玩 Okay, you're not hanging out.
因為你要走了 Because you are leaving.
可你剛剛答應她了 But the opposite, you said.
伯爵 緊急情況還沒處理 But, sir, the emergency.
跟我來 Follow me.
天啊 這孩子熏死人了 Boy, that kid smelt.
我們要去哪兒 Where are we going?
走秘密通道把你趕出去 Just getting rid of you
這樣她就看不見我們了 through a secret tunnel so she does not see us.
我能問你個問題嗎 So, can I ask you a question?
你真的怕大蒜嗎 Is that real, about the garlic thing?
是啊 我不能吃 吃了嗓子會腫 Yes, I cannot have it. My throat swells.
那用木樁釘心臟呢 Wooden stake to the heart?
也怕 那樣誰都會死 Yeah, who wouldn't that kill?
到了 Here we go.
抱歉 我有點迷路 I'm sorry. I'm a little lost.
我知道你們在度蜜月 抱歉 Yes, I know it's your honeymoon. I apologize.
你們繼續 Go back to doing what you were doing.
我不常下來 I'm not down here much.
這里是人類入侵時的緊急出口 It's meant to be an exit if humans ever invade.
這么說 我是第一個來這里的人類 So, I'm, like, the first human here?
太酷了 That's really cool.
我的天啊 Oh, boy.
可算找到了 I think this is it.
-出了什么事 -我非常抱歉 - What's happening? - I'm terribly sorry.
-是我的錯 -你們到底想干什么 - My mistake. - What is wrong with you people?
這地方棒極了 This place is amazing.
行了 你就別廢話了 Okay, I could really use some silence right now.
好了 第三次應該成功了 All right, third time's a...
德庫拉 Drac.
是我 弗蘭克 Yes, Frankie?
哥們兒 你來干嘛 Buddy, what you been doing?
站著別動 Don't move.
沒什么事 你們在干什么 Never mind that. What you been doing?
我們在為梅維斯的派對排練節目 We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis's party,
這幫廢物就霸著演奏臺不放了 and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand.
好了 趕快把僵尸莫扎特 Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart,
巴赫和貝多芬放下 Bach and Beethoven this instant.
僵尸貝多芬 你排練了嗎 Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?
德庫拉 我們想懷舊一番 表演些老節目 Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times.
我們甚至想讓你和我們合唱 We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.
得了 伙計們 你們知道 Come on, fellas. You know
自從瑪莎去世后 我就再沒當眾表演過 that I haven't sung in public since Martha.
是啊 但我們想 Yeah, but we just thought how much,
梅維斯一定會非常喜歡的 you know, Mavis would love it.
我說不行 I said no!
別再問我了 Don't ask me again!
好了 擁抱一下僵尸們 大家和好吧 Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up.
-他真的嚇著你了吧 -我不害怕 - He really scared you. - I wasn't scared.
我不過是表示禮貌 懂嗎 I was being polite, okay?
你在這里干嘛 我以為你在策劃派對 What are you doing here? I thought you were planning.
我還不知道你的名字 I never caught your name.
我叫梅維斯 My name's Mavis.
梅維斯 這名字真好聽 Mavis? That's a pretty neat name.
是啊 是我媽媽起的 Yeah, my mom picked it.
那你叫什么名字呢 So, are you going to tell me your name?
我 我的名字 問得好 Me? My name? Good question.
顯然 我是弗蘭克斯坦 Obviously, I'm Frankenstein.
不可能 弗蘭克斯坦是我叔叔 就在那邊 No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there.
正在擁抱僵尸莫扎特 The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart.
是啊 當然 他是你叔叔 Right. Of course, he's your uncle.
我不是那個弗蘭克斯坦 See, I'm not "The" Frankenstein.
我是他表弟 強尼斯坦 I'm his cousin, Johnnystein.
-強尼斯坦 -梅維斯 - Johnnystein? - Mavis.
那是誰 Who is that?
這些怪物會殺了我嗎 Are these monsters going to kill me?
只要他們認為你是同類就不會殺你 Not as long as they think you're a monster.
簡直是種族歧視 That's kind of racist.
這個咱們回頭再聊 We'll talk later.
-他這是取笑我嗎 -不 不 - Is he making fun of me? - No, no.
他當然不是 因為他是 Of course he's not, because he's...
你的表弟 強尼斯坦 he's your cousin, Johnnystein.
是啊 沒錯 Yes, yes, yes.
我沒有表兄弟 I don't have no cousin.
不不 你有 他是你三代以外的第六位表弟 No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.
是你右手那邊的親戚 On your right arm's side.
你還有個表弟 You have a cousin?
弗蘭克 如果你的手臂能說話 Frank, if your arm could talk,
他會告訴你 he would tell you that the
你手臂的原始主人有位兄弟 original owner of your arm had a brother.
他娶了一個女人 Who married a woman.
他殺死了一頭豬 Who was... for strangling a pig.
我的胳膊里有殺豬的血統嗎 I have pig-strangling blood in my arm?
感覺真酷 That's kind of cool.
表弟 很高興見到你 Cuz, great to meet you.
什么風把你吹來了 強尼 So, what brings you here, Johnny?
-那是什么 -抱歉 - What was that? - Sorry.
我說話前應該清清喉嚨弄點動靜出來 I should really clear my throat before I speak.
什么風把你吹來了 Anyway, what brings you here?
我是派對策劃人 Party planner.
沒錯 是我聘請 Yes, I have recruited Mr.
斯坦先生幫我策劃梅維斯的生日派對 Stein here to help me with Mavis's birthday party.
等一下 你請人幫忙 Wait a minute, you asked someone to help you?
你可是出名的控制狂 Captain Control Freak?
我是伯爵 It's Count...
沒錯 我覺得請個和梅維斯同齡的人會更好 And yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.
是啊 他確實需要點新思路 Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective.
好了 強尼 那位老古董先生 Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight Coffin over here
正打算讓這群廢物在派對上表演呢 was planning to have these powdered lame-os play at the party.
不管怎樣 我們覺得可以讓場面生動一點 So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit.
你們全都出場嗎 讓我們開開眼吧 You all play? Let's check you guys out!
姑娘 Girl
真不敢相信 今晚是你的大日子 I can't believe it's your big night.
你吃蚊子的樣子 仿佛就在昨天 Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitoes
但現在你已經能吃青蛙和老鼠 But now you're eating frogs and mice.
把它們抽筋扒皮 燒烤烹炸 Scarfing them down like Doritos
姑娘 告訴我 Tell me.
為何時光飛逝 Where did the time go, girl?
大家稍等一下 Hold on, guys.
停 Stop.
是很可愛 但有點過時了 That's cute, but kind of old school.
是的 謝謝 強尼 Yes, thank you, Johnny.
你們得來點快節奏的 You got to totally tempo things up.
看我給你們示范下 Here, let me show you.
狼人大叔 來段即興演奏 Werewolf man, give me a jam!
2 3 4 Two, three, four!
吸血鬼女孩 牙齒尖尖 Vampire girl with the fangy fangs.
發型可愛 劉海嫵媚 Hair real cute with the bangy bangs.
小公主即將變成女王 Little princess gonna be a queen.
蝙蝠女士芳齡118歲 Legal bat lady turning 118.
118歲 說118歲 118! Say 118!
118歲 118!
來個臺撲 Yeah! Stage dive!
真棒 Awesome.
我完全被征服了 I am so blown away right now.
我覺得我表弟能策劃出 I think my cuz is gonna make this
史上最棒的派對 the best party ever!
沒錯 也許他還能替我勾到妹子 Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.
我們該舉辦舞林大會 We should do a dance contest!
什么都不許做 We're not doing any of that.
一切按照計劃來 懂嗎 We've got to stay on schedule, all right?
好的 爸爸 沒問題 All right, Dad, all right.
-強尼 你也要參加 -我不知道 - Johnny, you're coming, too. - I don't know.
-德庫拉會同意嗎 -強尼 來吧 - Is it cool with Dracula? - Johnny, come with us.
N27 N-27.
G61 G-61.
中了 我中了 Bingo! Bingo!
你吃了豹子膽 How dare you.
你知道我是哪位醫生做的嗎 Do you know what doctor made me?
不是我吃的 I didn't do that.
圓圈 Circles?
蒼蠅 Fly?
手 電影 Hands? Film.
嘔吐 嘔吐物 Vomit. The Vomit?
-嘔吐 -這個不是讓你們猜的 - The Throw Up. - No. That wasn't a clue.
空無一物 Nothing?
空虛 眼鏡 Emptiness? Glasses?
眼鏡 晃眼鏡 Glasses? Glasses shaking?
眼鏡斜著晃 Glasses shaking sideways!
透過眼鏡看 Through The Looking-Glass?
猜得我都惡心了 I stink at this.
不是我吃的 I didn't do that.
手收回 舉臂 向前推 And pull it back. And up. And push.
轉體 收回 And twist. And back.
舉臂 收回 And up. And twist.
向前推 And push.
不 這個別學 No. Don't copy that.
收回 舉臂 轉體 And back. And up. And twist.
我要一個淋巴腺麋鹿鼻子蛋卷 Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet
要加蟑螂醬和老鼠果凍 with cockroach paste and mouse jelly.
加蛋清 And with egg whites.
早安 德庫拉先生 Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!
要給您做個蛋卷嗎 May I make you an omelet?
不 不用 我不餓 No, no, no, no. I'm not hungry.
什么 艾斯梅拉達 你又聞見人類的味道了 What? Esmeralda, you smell it again?
-人類 -我餓了 - Human? - I am hungry.
強尼 你去過泰姬陵嗎 Johnny, you've been to the Taj Mahal?
算了吧 沒有怪物能去泰姬陵 Come on. No monster's been to the Taj.
真希望我能去看看 Man, I wish I could go there.
告訴你 我要吃50個蛋卷 You know what? I'll take 50 omelets.
聽見了吧 快做 You heard the man! Make them!
如果被人群圍堵怎么辦 How did you deal with the mobs?
是啊 夏天的確人超級多 Yeah, it does get pretty crazy in the summer.
隨機應變就好啦 But, you know, you just got to roll.
他能隨機應變 真酷 He just rolls. That's cool that he rolls.
是呀 是呀 真酷 Yes, yes, cool.
寶貝 我給你拿了 Look, love droppings, I brought
你最愛吃的尖叫奶酪面包圈 you a bagel with your favorite scream cheese.
太棒了 謝謝 老爸 Holy rabies. Thanks, Dad.
強尼 你也嘗嘗尖叫奶酪吧 超好吃 Johnny, try some scream cheese, it's awesome.
真酷 Cool.
但我對這東西過敏 還是你吃吧 But I'm scream cheese intolerant. So, polite pass.
對 你會過敏 Yes, of course you are.
強尼 我們討論一下派對的事情吧 Johnny, can we party-plan talk for a minute?
你干什么 What are you doing?
如果他們發現你是人類 就亂套了 If they find out you are human, they'll go bat poop!
別擔心 沒人懷疑 Relax. No one suspects anything.
你老是這樣給我說悄悄話 The only thing that looks
不讓人懷疑才怪 weird is how much whispering you're doing.
那你就快點走人 Just wrap it up.
就說你想去游泳 表現得興高采烈一點 You will say you are going in the pool and act excited.
假裝不小心閃著腰了 然后離開這里 And then you will say you hurt your back and you have to leave.
大家來歡樂一下吧 Here come good times!
哎喲 我的背 Oh, dudes. Oh, my back.
我這就讓你背 I'm on your back!
不 不 他是說 我的背 No, no. He said, "Oh, my back."
-跳我背上來 -來吧 - Get on my back! - Let's do it.
來啦 騎馬打仗 放倒他們 Here we go. Chicken fight! Push them off!
騎馬打仗 Chicken fight!
你跑不了 強尼 We got you, Johnny.
你死定了 You're going down.
看誰厲害 小梅 Oh, yeah, we'll see, "Mavey Wavey."
停 別玩兒騎馬打仗了 Okay, calm down with the fight chickens!
大家都停下來 別鬧了 Everyone, stop the roughhousing!
弗蘭克 你要是摔傷了 Frank, if you hurt yourself...
別擔心 親愛的 I got it, honey.
科學怪人天生就是玩兒這個的 The Stein boys are bred for this kind of thing.
杰羅尼莫 Geronimo!
傘兵跳傘時的吶喊
小兔崽子 你們干嘛脫他內褲 Kids, why'd you do that?
我剛從游泳池出來 I was just in the pool.
水冷死了 The water's cold.
別笑我 Don't judge me!
強尼 妝掉了 Johnny. Your makeup.
妝掉了 Your makeup!
快給我出來 Climb out. Now.
不是吧 Oh, man.
原來伯爵也想游一圈呀 I guess the Count wanted to go for a swim.
深水炸彈 Cannonball!
小子 都給你搞砸了 弄得亂七八糟 Oh, you messed up, baby. You messed up big-time.
我讓你消停點 I told you to take it down.
要被他們發現還不把我家給拆了 You'll ruin my hotel if they find out.
我看你是嫉妒吧 Well, maybe you're just jealous
看大家玩兒得這么開心 that people are finally having fun at this place.
是嗎 那就叫開心嗎 Oh, that? That was not fun.
大家都跟瘋子似的跑來跑去 Everyone running,
上竄下跳 亂游一氣 jumping, swimming with no order.
那才不叫開心 That was the opposite of fun.
你知道什么是開心嗎 Do you even know what fun is?
開心是我發明的 I invented fun!
老天 怎么這么無聊的人會長生不死 Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.
看著我的眼睛 Look at me.
忘記你在這里的所見所聞 You remember nothing of this encounter.
抹掉在這里的一切記憶 You have no memory of this place or the monsters you met.
離開這里 永遠不要再回來 Now go and never return.
等一下 再也不能回到這個城堡嗎 Wait, never return to the hotel?
怎么回事 你本該忘掉這個城堡的 What? You were supposed to forget the hotel.
我在用魔法消除你的記憶 I just used my powers to erase your memory.
我直視你的眼睛 I looked straight into your eyes.
或許是因為我帶了隱形眼鏡吧 Oh, maybe it's the contact lenses.
什么東西 The what?
就是有這個塑料小玩意兒我才能看清 These little plasticky doodads that help me see better.
我給你摘下來看看 Here, let me just try and get them out real quick.
我從沒看過這么惡心的東西 Oh, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!
就快拿下來了 Almost got it.
別拿了 別拿了 Stop doing that. Please stop doing that!
手指頭離眼珠子遠點 夠了 Fingers away from the eyeballs! Enough!
聽好了 你再也不許來這兒 Listen to me. You are never to return here.
離這遠遠的 不許對任何人提起 You are to stay away and never tell humans about this place.
否則我會找到你 吸干你的血 Or I will track you down and suck every ounce of blood
就像一個泄了氣的橡皮墊子 from your body until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!
快走 Be gone.
真不相信我就要走了 多好玩的地方 Can't believe I'm leaving, man. That could have been so great!
那家伙真掃興 說什么吸干我的血 Dude ruined everything. Suck my blood.
我當時應該說 我就不走 老頑固 I should have just said, "I'm staying, old man!"
給他一記李小龍式的回旋踢 直接踢中 Give him a Bruce Lee kick. Boom! Right in the...
我的媽呀 德庫拉伯爵 Oh, my God. Count Dracula.
求求你別殺我 我這就走 這就走 Please don't kill me. I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
跟我來 Follow me.
不行 梅維斯 我不能跟你走 Oh. No, no, Mavis, I can't.
我得馬上離開這兒 I have to leave.
-真要走嗎 會很好玩哦 -好吧 - You sure? It'll be fun. - Okay.
他不會發現我吧 He's not gonna see me, is he?
你不來看看這里的風景嗎 Wow, would you look at the view from up here?
都快能看到布達佩斯了 You could almost see Budapest.
匈牙利首都
忽達佩斯 Who-da-pest?
離夏威尼近嗎 Is that near Ha-wi-fi?
你是說夏威夷吧 是啊 那里美翻了 Huh? Oh, you mean Hawaii. Yeah, that place is a knockout.
我前不久剛去過那里的一個音樂狂歡節 I just went to a music festival there.
人類的音樂狂歡節 A human music festival?
我想是的吧 Uh, I believe so.
那他們有沒有咬你腳趾頭 So, did they all bite your toes
還往你臉上扔蒜蓉面包呀 and shove garlic bread in your face?
沒有 不過 有個家伙把我的 No. Well, one dude took a bigger bite
能量棒咬去一大口 out of my energy bar than I expected,
但我不怪他 是氛圍太熱烈了 but I blame that on the heat.
真好 你什么地方都去過 It's amazing. You've been everywhere.
不出去轉轉能怎樣呢 Well, you know, what's the alternative?
無非宅在家里 大門不出二門不邁 Just staying at home, never exploring,
外面發生了什么都一無所知 never seeing what's out there?
一輩子也就一個121歲 不是嗎 I'm only gonna be 121 once, right?
要活得帶勁一點 Got to live it.
是呀 Yeah.
天吶 這里的日出肯定美翻了 Oh, man. The sunrise from here must be amaz... Ow.
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
你從來沒看過日出 是嗎 Man, you've probably never even seen a sunrise, have you?
沒有 沒看過 怎么了 No, not really. Why?
跟我來 我有個主意 Come on. I have an idea.
看吧 Watch.
我跟你們說過在這兒很享受吧 Didn't I tell you guys we'd have fun in here?
最舒服了不是嗎 Is this not the best?
是呀 我出了一身汗 Yeah, I'm working up a nice sweat.
強尼那小子什么時候把派對策劃好 When's that Johnny kid gonna be done party planning?
-他真有意思 -他就是個小怪獸 - He's a great hang. - Yeah, he's an animal.
看到梅維斯和他那么投緣 And it was so nice seeing
真是溫馨 Mavis laughing and hitting it off with him.
什么投緣 拜托 Who's hitting what off? Please.
梅維斯才不會喜歡他這樣的呢 Mavis could never be with someone of his kind.
什么意思 他這種 I'm sorry? "His kind"?
你是說我們科學怪人配不上你們嗎 You're saying our kind's not good enough for you,
伯爵大人 "Your Lordship"?
不 不 不 弗蘭克 No, no, no! Frank,
我不是 我是說她才不會 I didn't... I meant that she wouldn't
喜歡紅毛卷發的家伙呢 be into someone with such red, curly hair.
紅毛卷發怎么了 Uh, what's wrong with red, curly hair?
你生哪門子氣 Why are you getting upset?
我就是紅毛卷發 I have red curly hair!
那我怎么知道 Well, how was I supposed to know that?
這是我見過的最美的風景 This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
強尼 Johnny?
冷靜點 伙計們 Look, settle down, fellas.
強尼人都走了 說這些也沒意義 This is all a moot point because Johnny, he left.
等等 他走了 Wait a minute. He left?
是的 他說他不喜歡梅維斯 Yes. He decided he didn't like Mavis,
也不喜歡我們 or any of us.
我想強尼改變主意了 Hmm. I guess Johnny had second thoughts.
你竟然敢回來 你是不是沒聽清楚 I can't believe you stuck around, man. You don't get it.
你慘了 Bad things are coming your way.
集中精力 I got to get my thoughts together.
好吧 Okay.
看到那些桌子了 You see these tables?
把它們拉出來擺好 你今天就干這個吧 You can spend the entire day pulling them out
派對策劃者 and placing them, party planner.
真英明 把我困在這里 Fantastic. I'm trapped here.
我算是理解你女兒了 Now I know how your daughter feels.
夠了 夠了 停 Enough! Enough! Stop!
去墻角 面壁思過 Go to a corner, you're in a timeout!
面壁思過 我不是小孩子 Timeout? I'm a grown man!
好啦 57號桌 去23號位置 Okay. Table 57, please move to position 23.
-太酷了 -面壁 - That is cool. - Face the wall.
17到48 16到47 19到50 17 to 48. 16 to 47. 19 to 50.
-帥呆了 -別打擾我 - Awesomeness. - Just let me do my work.
29到35 29 to 35.
42到18 10到44 42 to 18. 10 to 44.
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.
39到24 39 to 24.
36起 36 up!
29到35 29 to 35.
31到19 31 to 19.
24起 24 up!
7到25 14到30 7 to 25. 14 to 30.
你哪去了 老爺子 Where'd you go, grandpa?
別嚇傻了 小白臉 Don't freak out, gravity face.
追著我屁股跑吧 大尖牙 Eat my dust, gray fangs!
56和43 左右護衛 56 and 43, to my side.
準備受虐吧 背包小子 Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack.
來吧 你抓不到我 That's how we do it! Half-pipe, baby!
走著瞧 Whatever.
對 繼續追蹤 Yes. Keep smelling.
抓到他 我就可以做人肉餡餅了 You catch the human, and then I will make human potpie!
27 45 65 76 48 27, 45, 65, 76, 48,
堵住他的路 block his path.
堵住他的路 Block his path!
你小子可以呀 Oh, come on now, dude man!
有兩下子 Nice!
我來救你了 老兄 I got you, buddy.
小點聲 Do not disturb!
人家睡覺呢 People trying to sleep here!
你看見沒 Did you see that?
看見那家伙了嗎 零件先生 Who is that guy, Sir Breaks-a-lot?
天吶 我不得不說 太有趣了 Oh, boy, I have to say, that was fun. Okay?
你之前不是說有趣嗎 說對了 The fun you were talking about earlier? Nailed it!
強尼 Johnny?
加西莫多[鐘樓怪人] Quasimodo!
梅維斯 怎么還沒睡 Mavis? Why are you still up?
太陽都出來了 The sun is out.
陽光會灼傷你的 我的小寶貝 It could kill you, my honeyguts.
我睡不著 你知道強尼去哪兒了嗎 I couldn't sleep. Do you know where Johnny went?
我不知道 他 I don't know. He...
你為什么這么關心 Why do you want to know?
-你喜歡他嗎 -說什么呢 - Do you like him? - What?
才不呢 拜托 老爸 Pfft, no. Come on, Dad.
他橫沖直撞 呆頭呆腦的 He's so weird and awkward.
你這個白癡你不知道你很可愛嗎 It's like, are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable?
稍等 Eh... Hold that.
知道加西莫多在哪嗎 Do you have a location on Quasimodo?
知道 伯爵 Yes, sir.
他們穿過大廳 去廚房了 They're heading through the lobby, towards the kitchen.
立即阻止他們 I need them stopped immediately.
-聽清楚了嗎 -聽清楚了 - Is that clear? - Yes, quite.
我們這就去 We are on it.
抓不著 Ha-ha! Missed!
你們什么意思 讓我過去 What is the meaning of this? Let me pass!
加西莫多·威爾遜 跟我們走一趟 Quasimodo Wilson, you are coming with us.
我為什么會痛 Why did that hurt me?
寶貝 你這個年齡不適合談戀愛 Look, honey, there's no falling in love at your age.
媽媽就是我這么大戀愛的 Mom was my age.
尤妮斯說是媽媽主動親的你 Eunice says Mom kissed you first,
因為你膽小不敢主動 'cause you were too scared to make the first move.
是 是 是 是 是 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
先不說我和你媽的初吻 Forget about me and Mom and kissing.
老爸 總有一天 我也要結婚 Dad, at some point, I'm going to get married.
我不可能在這兒待一輩子 I can't be here forever.
什么 為什么不 What? Why not?
你才剛換了牙 You're barely out of your training fangs.
我又贏了 Quasi wins again!
敢跟我作對 把你們摔個屁滾尿流 When you bump with the hump, you land on your rump!
怎么突然感興趣了呢 But why all the sudden interest?
每次我們說這個話題 你總說 Every time we used to talk about love, it was always,
老爸 你真討厭 "Ooh, Dad, that's gross,"
要么就是 老爸 我不想聊這個 and "Ooh, Dad, I don't want to know about that."
我不知道 I don't know.
伯爵 他到廚房了 Sir, he made it into the kitchen.
你說什么 He what?
我花錢要你干什么吃的 What do I pay you for?
抱歉 寶貝 我得走了 I'm sorry, honey. I have to go.
他才沒花錢 He doesn't pay me.
殺我之前 Before you kill me,
能不能讓我再看我的背包最后一眼 can I please talk to my backpack one more time?
我不想留下遺憾 I don't want to leave anything unresolved.
你好啊 德庫拉先生 Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!
閉上你的臭嘴 Shut your hump hole.
你是要救他嗎 Now you are helping him?
你為什么要護著人類 What is it with you and this human?
他不是人類 是科學怪人一族 He is not human. He's a Stein!
沒錯 矮冬瓜 我是科學怪人一族 That's right, little man, I'm a Stein!
如果他真是怪獸 If he is a monster,
讓他嚇唬艾斯梅拉達試試 let him scare Esmeralda!
那只老鼠嗎 The mouse?
這還不好說 Without a doubt.
等著瞧吧 Okay. Here we go.
有人類 有人類 A human! A human!
德庫拉先生把人類放進來了 Monsieur Dracula has brought a human into the...
艾斯梅拉達 救我 Esmeralda, help me.
謝謝你救了我 Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
那家伙真是瘋子 竟然想吃了我 That guy's crazy! Trying to eat me.
這種事之前就遇到過一次 That's only happened to me one other time.
在活結樂隊的一場演唱會上 This weird dude at a Slipknot concert.
我要給你看樣東西 There's something I need to show you.
難道是讓我參加葬禮嗎 Hey, are we at a funeral right now?
不對 不 這是你的床 Oh, wait, no, it's your bed.
真是酷斃了 So creepy and cool.
我知道她 Wow! I know her!
我在盧波遺址見過這幅畫 I've seen that picture at the ruins of Lubov.
那是我最愛的城堡 That's my favorite castle.
還有一個關于她的傳說 There's a whole legend around that lady.
傳說 A legend?
盧波魅影 The Lady Lubov.
傳說有個孤獨的伯爵跟她偶然相遇 The story is that a lonely Count met her by chance,
他們發現彼此 and they say that no two souls
就是對方命中注定的另一半 were ever more meat for each other.
最后他們在盧波定居下來 Eventually, they settld down at Castle Lubov
還有了個孩子 and had a child.
好景不長 災難來臨了 But then, a horre tragedy happened.
他們在一場神秘的大火中喪生 A fire started mysteriouy one night, and it killed both of them.
當我置身城堡 仍能感到那股愛的力量 When I was at the castle, I could still feel their powerful love.
就像人們說的那樣 They say it's as if a soul
似乎有靈魂縈繞著城堡 is still trapped in the ruins themselves.
傳說是錯的 The legend is wrong.
只有那個妻子死了 It was only the wife that died.
殺死她的不是什么神秘大火 And it was no mystery who killed her.
而是你們人類 She was killed by your kind!
吸血鬼 Vampire!
親愛的 Honey?
快躲起來 我來對付他們 Go hide. I'll take care of this.
吸血鬼 Vampire!
瑪莎 Martha!
他們才是怪物 They are the real monster.
我為我的愛人建造了這個城堡 I built this place for my love,
來保護我們的孩子 to protect her child.
一個父親會盡其所能保護他的家人 As a father, you do everything to keep your family safe,
即便不得已欺騙他們 even if you have to break their trust.
但是 梅維斯喜歡你 But now, Mavis has feelings for you.
什么 What?
我真 I just...
-太好了 -沒關系 - Awesome. - It's all right.
你很善良 You are a good one.
如果世界不是這個樣子 或許還有可能 If the world was different, maybe it would be possible.
德庫拉 現在是二十一世紀了 Drac, this is the 21st century.
人們已經不是過去的樣子了 People aren't the same as they were back then.
你敢保證 如果我們身份暴露 Can you tell me for certain that if we came out in the open,
所有人都能接受我們嗎 everyone would accept us?
所有人 Everyone?
不 你是對的 No. You're right.
這次我會永遠離開 I'll go for good this time.
你就說我有急事 You can just say I had some emergency,
或是被鬼精靈吃掉了 or the gremlin lady ate me or something.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我不想把她的生日派對搞砸 I don't want to ruin her birthday party.
等派對一結束 你悄悄離開就好 You can sneak out after it's all done.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我不想傷害她 The last thing I wanted was to hurt her.
也不想傷害你 Or you.
知道嗎 你或許裝不了最棒的科學怪人 You know, you're not the smoothest Frankenstein,
但絕對能扮個完美的吸血鬼 but you'd make a great vampire.
真的嗎 For real?
因為我也覺得能模仿你的記憶催眠 'Cause I think I kind of got your hypno-eyes down.
你小子又來了 快試試看 Oh, boy, here we go. Let me see it.
當心 你已經被我控制 Beware! For you are in my power.
我命令你變成狼人 I command you to be the werewolf man!
我孩子太多了 I have too many kids.
他們老搔我 都長虱子了 Someone scratch me, I have fleas.
狼人嘛 都長虱子 'Cause he's a wolf, he'd get those.
是吧 不 不能多嘴 Yeah, no, don't explain it.
一解釋就不好玩兒了 It's not funny when you do that.
我不需要叫醒服務 I didn't order a wake-up call.
德庫拉伯爵為每個房間都安排了 Count Dracula arranged it for all the rooms.
怎么關掉 Where's the snooze button?
關不掉 今天有派對 There will be no snoozing. The party's today.
真舒服呀 Ooh, yeah, perfecto.
寶貝 Girl
真不敢相信終于等到今天 I can't believe it's your big night
青蛙是你的大餐 派對為你而辦 You ate your frogs, now the party's so right
時間悄悄溜走 寶貝 Where did the time go, girl?
寶貝 曾經的你天真純白 And, girl, you used to suck a binky
如今婷婷玉立 Look at you now
盡情享受牛血的新鮮 You're sucking blood right out of the cow
你真美 You look beautiful.
謝謝 謝謝你辦的派對 Thanks. Thanks for the party.
是嗎 你喜歡這樣的場景嗎 Yeah, you like my little touches?
巴黎
紐約 第五大道 中央公園
莫斯科
夏威夷
太贊了 It's amazing.
派對太棒了 Terrific party.
真讓我刮目相看 德庫拉 You really outdid yourself, Drac.
這是五百年來我參加過的最好的派對 Got to be the best one I've been to in 500 years.
對不起 大塊頭 Sorry, big man.
梅維斯 Mavis?
說實話我真的很害怕 I'm crazily scared right now.
或許會很美妙呢 Maybe that's a good thing.
你怎么能這樣 我的血淚史白跟你講了 How could you? After I shared my pain with you?
-但是 不 -爸爸 只是接吻而已 - But, no... - Dad, it was just a kiss.
不行 不許接吻 No, you're not allowed to kiss.
爸爸 我有我的自由 Dad, I'm allowed to do things.
我不是八十三歲小孩了 I'm not 83 anymore.
我可以自由戀愛 可以去外面自由闖蕩 I'm allowed to like people, or go see the world again.
什么 你都看見了 What? You saw it!
你不是很失望嗎 You said you didn't like it!
那只是第一印象而已 Maybe I want to give the village another chance.
我需要學習適應 I just need to learn, you know,
像強尼那樣 學會隨機應變 just how to roll with it, like Johnny does.
不 不行 不許你再去那兒 No, no, you can't go to the village again.
或許能讓他們明白 我們可以做朋友 Maybe you can make them see that we could be friends.
不 不可能 No, that isn't possible.
你怎么知道 這完全取決于自己的態度 Well, you can't be sure. It's all in how you present yourself.
沒用 不會有什么兩樣 No, that won't make a difference!
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因為就是不會 Because it just won't!
為什么 為什么不會 Why? Why won't it?
因為那個地方根本不存在 Because that village doesn't really exist!
你說不存在是什么意思 What do you mean "Doesn't exist"?
你干什么了 What did you do?
我做了身為父親應該做的 I did what I had to do.
你做了什么 What was it?
你到底做了什么必須做的事 告訴我 What exactly did you have to do? Tell me!
我建了那個小村 員工們一起建的 I... I built the town. The staff put it all together.
僵尸們化妝成村民 The zombies dressed up as the townspeople.
對不起 我... Please. I...
如果你真的出去了 發生什么不測 If you really went out there and something happened to you,
我沒法原諒自己 I just couldn't live with myself.
那這樣就可以了嗎 對我說謊 耍我 But you can live with this? Lying to me? Tricking me?
即使知道我夢想著走出去 Keeping me here forever
卻仍然把我困在這里 when you knew my dream was to go.
騙子 騙子 Liar! Liar!
要油嗎 Oil?
說英語 拜托 English, please.
你的聲音真鬧心 Your voice is really annoying.
等等 我會說冰語 Wait, I speak frozen.
他說德庫拉把一個人類帶進了旅社 He says, "Dracula has brought a human into the hotel."
-人類 -抱緊我 甜心 - A human? - Stay close, Pookie!
他說 這里有一個人類 He says, "There is ze human."
他有點法國口音 He has a French accent.
強尼不是人類 他說我右手的堂弟 Johnny's not a human. He's my right arm's cousin.
-他在說謊 -對 - He's lying. - Yeah.
話說回來 他為什么要插自己的鼻子 And why is he picking his nose?
他說 說來話長 He says, "It's a long story."
等等 不 別纏著我 Hey, wait, no! Get off me!
他說 親眼所見是個人類 He says, "Behold ze human."
我不相信 I don't believe it.
真的嗎 你是人類嗎 Is it true? Are you a human?
是的 Yes.
對不起 I'm so sorry.
我不管 我還是想和你在一起 I don't care. I still want to be with you.
這就難辦了 因為我不想和你在一起 Well, tough. 'Cause I don't want to be with you.
因為你是怪物 而我討厭怪物 Because you're a monster. And I hate monsters.
再見 Goodbye.
求你別傷害我 Please don't hurt me!
這都是你的錯 This is all your fault!
-我們要離開 -我再也不要回來了 - We're getting out of here. - I'm never coming back here.
我好像聞到了人類的味道 I thought I smelt a human.
無人區就是個笑話 "Human-free"? What a rip.
他來了 德庫拉伯爵來了 Oh. Here he comes. Count Crock-ula.
我真慶幸眼睛被縫上了 I'm just glad my eyes are stitched shut,
我連看都不想看... 'cause I don't even want to...
梅維斯 寶貝 你在里面嗎 Mavis, honey, are you in there?
梅維斯 梅維斯 Mavis? Mavis?
梅維斯 你在哪里 Mavis, where are you?
梅維斯 Mavis?
爸爸 能幫我個忙嗎 Dad, can you do me a favor?
能 當然能 寶貝 幫什么忙都行 Yes, yes, of course, darling. Anything.
你能消去我的記憶嗎 Will you erase my mind?
不不不 我不會這么做的 No, no, no, no. No, I won't do that.
有太多事情 我希望你能記住 There's too much I want you to remember.
你說得對 爸爸 人類討厭我們 You were right, Dad. The humans hate us.
甜心 這里多的是合適的怪物 Sweetheart, there are so many eligible monsters out there.
你還年輕 You're so young to...
這是什么 你在看什么 What is it? What are you reading?
真愛
118歲生日祝福
兩只寂寞的蝙蝠在夜里相遇了 "Two lonely bats crashed in the night.
他們命中注定 一見鐘情 "They felt a Zing. Love at first sight.
那一刻他們就意識到他們會終成眷屬 "They knew right then they would be husband and wife.
一輩子只有一次命中注定的相遇 "For a Zing only happens once in your life.
你會遇到你的命中注定的 親愛的 "Your Zing will come, my love.
珍惜它 "Cherish it.
愛你的 媽媽" "Love, Mommy."
我以為我們是命中注定 爸爸 I thought we Zinged, Dad.
你和強尼嗎 You and Johnny?
我猜只有我這么想 I guess it was only me.
但是你應該高興 爸爸 But you should be happy, Dad.
我再沒有理由離開了 There's no reason for me to leave.
也沒有夢想了 就和你一樣 I have no more dreams. I'm just like you now.
天堂
瑪莎 我到底做了什么 Martha, what have I done?
我的賬單呢 Where is my bill?
-這里 -我是下一個 - Over here. - I'm next.
-我要退房 -鑰匙給你 鑰匙給你 - I'm checking out. - Take my key! Take my key!
這個小冰箱多少錢 What is this minibar charge?
親愛的 孩子們把小冰箱丟到窗外了 Honey, the kids threw the minibar out the window.
-這是我們的錯嗎 -這個嘛 - And that's our fault? - Well...
借過 抱歉 Excuse me! Pardon, yeah.
借過 有幾位要寄快遞 Excuse me, I got a couple of people to express mail.
朋友們 拜托了 請停下來 Friends, please, stop.
太晚了 騙子蝙蝠 It's too late, rat-bat!
求你們了 求你們了 Please, I'm begging you.
我需要你們幫我找到強尼 I need you to help me find Johnny.
那個人類嗎 他會殺了我們的 The human? He could've killed us!
他碰了我的吉他 He touched my guitar!
他把手放到我嘴里看會不會消失 He put his hand in my mouth to see if it would disappear.
他讓我吃了他們滑板車 He let me eat his scooter!
我是說謊了 I know I lied.
我錯了 I was wrong.
但你們要相信 But you have to believe this:
強尼不是壞人 Johnny wasn't a bad guy.
事實上 The truth is,
我都不確定人類是不是還那么邪惡 I don't even know if humans are bad anymore.
弗蘭克 相信我 伙計 你明白的 Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.
他沒在跟你講話 He's not talking to you.
你先說人類很壞 現在他們又變好了 First you tell us humans are bad, now they're good.
還有什么 顛倒是非 What else? Up is down,
黑白不分 指鹿為馬 cold is hot, gremlins don't smell.
我喜歡強尼 不管他是不是我堂弟 I really liked Johnny, cousin or no.
他會講有趣的故事 He told fun stories.
我想他們感受到了對方是自己的命中注定 I think they Zinged.
命中注定了嗎 They Zinged?
但我阻止了他們的感情 But I got in the way.
一輩子只有一次命中注定的相遇 You only Zing once in your life.
-你短路了 -無所謂 - Oy, now you're short-circuiting. - I don't care!
還等什么呢 去找強尼吧 走吧 Well, what are we doing? Let's get Johnny. Come on!
我們走吧 一起來 Yeah, let's do it! Come on!
現在去哪里 Okay, okay, where am I going?
去人類世界 要不強尼就回不來了 The human world, before Johnny's gone forever.
那太陽怎么辦呢 But what about the sun?
我不知道 但我們得行動起來 I don't know. I'll just have to roll.
行動了 行動力啊 He just rolls. Rollability.
我們跟著他的鞋印 So we follow his boot-prints.
等找不到鞋印了 就靠你了 韋恩 When they run out, that's where you come in, Wayne.
-我嗎 -那里 - Me? - There!
我就知道那個背包里會有東西掉出來的 Yes, I knew something would fall out of that backpack.
臭死了 Yowch! That stinks!
快施展你的法術吧 Work your magic.
等等 你要我追蹤氣味嗎 Wait, you want me to track the smell?
不行 我的氣味追蹤能力早不行了 No. My sniffing tracking days are way behind me.
你知道我換了多少塊尿布了嗎 Do you know how many diapers I've changed?
你知道我的鼻子被多少便便熏過了嗎 How many number twos have destroyed this thing?
可是 But...
小心點 看著路 Hey! Take it easy! Watch it!
坐 Sit.
聞 我說了 聞 Smell. I said smell.
不是聞我 聞T恤 T恤 Not me, the shirt! The shirt!
還有聽你話的孩子嗎 Do any of your kids still respect you?
讓我想想 有了 Mm, give me a second. Oh, yeah.
維尼 站到前排中間來 Winnie! Front and center!
他上了一輛車 86年的菲亞特 He got into a car. A '86 Fiat.
車子的變速器得修修了 It needs a little transmission work,
不過其他的還行 but otherwise okay.
車一直開過小鎮去了機場 497航班 It drove through town to the airport. Flight 497.
早上8點起飛 8:00 a.m. departure.
還有一刻鐘就要起飛了 That's in 15 minutes.
座位號是23A Seat 23A.
他點了素食餐 He ordered the vegetarian meal.
好的 謝謝你 小可愛 Okay, thank you, cutie.
聽著 都回媽媽那兒去 Now, all of you, go back to your mother!
羊 Sheep!
擊個掌 別讓我一個人掛著嘛 High five! Don't leave me hanging.
-一大群羊 -這次就交給我了 - Lots of sheep! - I got this one.
怎么啦 現在沒有羊擋路了 我們走 What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.
真惡心 伙計 That was pretty sick, man.
你還吃羊排呢 不都一樣嗎 You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.
沒時間爭執這些了 快 我們走 We don't have time for this. Come on, let's move it!
看 人類 Look, a human.
歡迎來到特蘭西瓦尼亞 Welcome to Transylvania!
那是幻覺 That was trippy.
怪物嘉年華 Monster Festival?
怪物嘉年華
怪物嘉年華是什么 What's a Monster Festival?
我們愛德庫拉
高舉火把 科學怪人
他們知道我們要來嗎 Did they know we were coming?
他們喜歡我們 They like us?
真的嗎 Really?
請問 你知道怎么去機場嗎 Excuse me? Do you know the best way to the airport?
知道 德庫拉伙計 Yes, fellow Dracula.
只有一條路 不拉不拉不拉 There's only one way. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
但是都被堵住了 我們趕不上了 But it's all blocked. We'll never make it in time.
你該提前一個小時出門 不拉不拉不拉 You should have left an hour earlier. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
我不說不拉不拉不拉的 I do not say "Bleh, bleh-bleh."
行 我們徒步走過去吧 All right, let's just run through it on foot.
德庫拉 這個可以保護你 Drac, this'll protect you.
不拉不拉不拉 Bleh, bleh-bleh.
要是他們知道自己在跟 Imagine if that guy knew
真德庫拉說話會怎么樣呢 he was talking to the real Drac.
會撒丫子逃跑吧 He'd run for the hills!
等等 等等 Hold it, now. Hold it, now.
你說的有道理 That sounds spot on.
但要想讓他們知道我們真的是怪物 But the only way they'd
我們就得露出真面目 know the real us is if we show the real us.
應該有用的 This could work.
你是說 嚇唬他們 You mean, like, scare them?
我幾個世紀都沒嚇過人了 We haven't scared people in centuries.
我覺得我都不會嚇人了 I don't even think I have it in me anymore.
我不行了 我不行了 I got nothing. I really got nothing.
不如加點小道具吧 Let's just move this along.
火啊 火啊 Fire! Fire!
火啊 Fire!
我在嚇唬你們 I'm trying to scare you!
我是真的弗蘭克斯坦 The real Frankenstein!
我們知道 我們愛你 We know! We love you!
可以給我的火炬簽個名嗎 Can you sign my torch?
聽著 首先要說的是 Listen, before anything else,
下面的那位是真的德庫拉 down there's the real Dracula!
拿點證據出來 Prove it.
好吧 繼續說 All right. Continue.
德庫拉的女兒戀愛了 他得趕到機場去 Drac's daughter's in love, and he's got to get to the airport!
但他沒法通過擁擠的人群 And he can't get through this crowd!
為什么不飛過去呢 Why doesn't he fly?
有太陽啊 白癡 他是吸血鬼 The sun, you idiot. He's a vampire.
沒錯 謝謝你 書呆子妖怪 That's right. Thank you, Monster Nerd.
如果你們真的是我們的朋友 So, people, if you really are our friends,
人們 請為他開辟一條通路吧 clear a path for the man!
好 所有的德庫拉 站好隊 Okay. All Draculas, line up.
不拉不拉不拉 Bleh, bleh-bleh.
其他的人 撐起斗篷 Everyone else, lift the capes.
保護我們的朋友 不拉不拉不拉 Protect our friend. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
這一切都是為了你 朋友 It's all for you, buddy.
去吧 Go ahead.
祝你好運 去找他們 Good luck! Go get 'em!
去吧 德庫拉 去吧 Go, Drac, go!
去吧 德庫拉 去吧 德庫拉 Go, Drac! Go, Drac!
去吧 德庫拉 Go, Drac!
找到他們 Go get 'em!
去吧 德庫拉 去吧 Go, Drac, go!
我們愛你 德庫拉 We love you, Dracula!
別無選擇了 There's no choice.
我必須做到 Okay. Okay, I must do this.
喬納森 喬納森 聽得到我說話嗎 Jonathan. Jonathan, can you hear me?
告訴我 你想變成吸血鬼嗎 Tell me, do you drm of being a vampire?
我們居然被拍成這樣 受不了 This is how we're represented. Unbelievable.
喬納森 喬納森 Jonathan. Jonathan.
聽得到嗎 Can you hear me?
蝙蝠 Whoa! Bat!
等等 他在說話 德庫拉 是你嗎 Wait, it's talking. Dracula? Is that you?
德庫拉 Huh? Dracula.
我聽不清 I can't understand you.
什么 我的手在黑鞋子里 What? My hand's in a tan shoe?
什么 日本吃羊湯 What? Japan's eating lamb stew?
你知道你在冒煙嗎 Hey, do you know you're smoking?
借過 抱歉 借過 Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.
借過 Whoa! Excuse me.
怎么回事 蝙蝠怎么飛這么高 What the heck? How'd a bat get up this high?
伙計們 我去把安全帶指示燈打開 Folks, I'm gonna turn on the seat belt sign.
只是以防萬一 Just a precaution while we...
下面請聽 While we hear a special announcement
我對親愛的朋友喬納森的特別公告 for my dear friend Jonathan.
德庫拉 Dracula?
親愛的孩子 我犯了一個大錯 My dear boy, I have made a terrible mistake.
我想把我的寶貝留在我身邊 I was trying to keep my baby to myself,
因為我知道我會永遠保護她 because I knew I would always protect her.
但我現在意識到 But I realize now,
孩子們需要自己去經歷人生 children need to discover things for themselves.
他們會磕磕碰碰 有哭有笑 They'll stumble and fall, laugh and cry,
但這就是生活 but such is life.
事實上 你和梅維斯是天生一對 The truth is, you and Mavis are meant to be.
你們命中注定 You Zinged.
如果她一定要把自己的信任交付給誰 If she must give her trust to someone else,
我很感激那是你 喬納森 I'm thankful that it is you, Jonathan.
我希望你能聽到這些話 原諒我 I hope you can hear me and forgive me.
伙計們 我們要迅速返航 加滿燃料 Okay, folks, we're going to make a quick turnaround to refuel,
然后再繼續旅程 and then we'lle back on our way.
少發牢騷 我在這兒都要燒著了 Quit your whining! I'm burning up out here!
爸爸 Dad?
我沒事 只是有點曬傷 I'm fine. I'm just a little sunburnt.
寶貝 Honey,
我一直以為看你離開是最糟糕的 I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go.
但事實上 看到你不開心才是最糟糕的 But the worst is seeing you unhappy.
小梅 我希望你有自己的生活 Mavey, I want you to live your life.
我不知道要怎么做 I don't know how I'm supposed to do that.
媽媽已經給了你生日禮物 You know, Mommy already gave you her birthday present.
現在我把我的禮物給你吧 Can I now give you mine?
我還要這個包干什么呢 What do I need this for?
這個包還附帶贈品 Oh, it comes with an accessory.
-是你 -是你 - You? - You.
你怎么回來了 Why are you back?
因為你是我的命中注定 梅維斯 'Cause you're my Zing, Mavis.
我是你的命中注定嗎 I'm your Zing?
但是你說你討厭怪物 But you told me you hate monsters.
那個嘛 我是怕不這么說 Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna
你爸爸就會吸干我的血 suck all the blood out of my body if I didn't say that.
我才不會 I wouldn't have...
他說的沒錯 我會吸干他的血 No, he's right, I would have done that.
-爸爸 -我錯了 小甜心 - Dad. - I was wrong, Devil-chops.
你是說真的嗎 爸爸 Do you really mean it, Dad?
天堂 你會在夏威夷找到天堂
去建造你自己的天堂吧 Go make your own paradise.
我們能再吻一次嗎 Can we try that kiss over again?
可以吧 I think we can.
抱歉 我只是 我得習慣這個 Sorry. I just... I got to get used to that.
你們繼續 Go. Do your thing.
生日快樂 梅維斯
停下來 停下來 Stop! Stop!
我以為是真愛 結果只是曖昧 I thought I found a love but she was just a fling
然后我遇到了一個女孩 感覺大有不同 And then I met a girl and felt a different thing
就像正中紅心 魂牽夢縈 It's like you're hit in the ring Like you're pulled by a string
小鹿亂撞 無法呼吸 Can't breathe like you're choking on a chicken wing
不經意間到來的愛 讓我想放聲歌唱 It was a thing called a Zig and I wanted to sing
聽那個人的歌聲 他叫斯汀 And listen to ballads of the man named Sting
美女望向你的眼眸 好似春日降臨 Lady looks in your eyes and it's suddenly spring
就如獅子王里的娜娜看見辛巴 Like when Nala looked at Simba in The Lion King
空氣中擦出火花 我卻毫無覺察 Zinging in the air and I don't have a care
我在其中翱翔蕩漾 I'm winging from the Zing that we shared
在雨中擦出火花 痛楚都消逝不見 Zinging in the rain Now I'm feeling no pain
此刻就應歡慶 It's a real tie for celebrating
因為你是我的命中注定 'Cause you're my Zing
德庫拉 準備好來一段了嗎 Drac, you ready to throw down?
不不 我只是靠近點 聽得更清楚 No, no, I just came closer to hear you better.
來嘛 試試吧 Come on, just give it a try.
好吧 就稍微試試吧 All right, maybe just a little.
從這里到北京的命中注定 我們在聆聽 So listen all you Zingers from here to Beijing
一旦相愛 就應相守一生 You better crash the box spring Get ready to cling
如果愛就是金錢 你就會歌唱起錢幣 'Cause if love was money you'd be yelling cha-ching
有了命中注定 Next to a Zing
丘比特之箭也不過蜜蜂一刺 Cupid's arrow's a little bee sting
是真愛是絕配那就是命中注定 It was a Zing and a zag and a zingidy-dee
只有一位美女是我的命中注定 And there was only one lady in the Zing for me
你要知道 最好的珠寶 You better know one thing The only bling you gonna sling
是那婚戒 Is a wedding ring
空氣中滿是火花 Zinging in the air
可我毫無覺察 Now I don't have a care
我在其中翱翔蕩漾 I'm winging from the Zing that we shared
在雨中擦出火花 痛楚都消逝不見 Zinging in the rain Now I'm feeling no pain
此刻就應歡慶 It's a real time for celebrating
因為你是我的命中注定 'Cause you're my Zing
感受真愛 感受命中注定 Feel the Zing, y'al Ba-da-bing, y'all
我要把你逐出擂臺 Gonna knock you right out of that ring, y'l
你們最好一起來 一起上 Better bring, y'all Happening, y'all
都看過來 我是不死之王 Pay attention to the undead king, y'all
我是怪物 我是怪物 I'm a monster I'm a m-monster
客房服務 Housekeeping!
我獨一無二 讓所有人都相愛 I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
我無需嘗試 想做就做 And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
不用說出口 我很清楚 Don't have to tell me, I already know
他們都想要我 They all want me
是我干的 是我砸的 Yo, I run this, I smash it
就像我的貝斯又重又低音 Like my bass real hard, boom-bastic
來飆車吧 寶貝 你可沒我快 Speed race, baby, I'm a lot faster
惹是生非 從不聽話 Cause trouble, never listen to my master
馬來西亞的全新黑奔馳 New Benz all black from Malaysia
不能開車 但媽媽也不管 Can't drive, but my mama don't care, yup
油門踩到底 全速狂飆 To the top, I'm-a take it to the ceiling
我飛上了月球 卻感到陽光閃爍 I'm on the moon but I feel the sun beaming
我嗨倒極限烏拉拉 I'm so dope like ooh la So, so fly like a helicopter
跟鄰居打招呼 朋友都在街上 Sup to the hood and the homies on the block
玩就玩大的 你怎么樣 Doin' it big, yeah, you know, what's up
有人想說我有問題 Some come and try to say I'm a problem
瘋瘋癲癲 得去精神病院 So crazy, gotta put 'em in an asylum
有人想說我有問題 Some come and try to say I'm a problem
看著辦吧 Ha, solve it
我是怪物 我是怪物 I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
我獨一無二 讓所有人相愛 I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
我無需嘗試 想做就做 And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
不用說出口 我很清楚 Don't have to tell me, I already know
他們都想要我 They all want me
我狂飆 我搖滾 I ran this, I rock this
我看到未來 毫無希望 I can see the future, no optics
更多人工智能 更多機器人 More androids, robotics
好像斯波克船長 對著辣妞兩眼發光 Beam up hot chicks like I'm Spock
他們在駕駛艙里冷靜頭腦 They be chillin' in my cockpit
我的飛船古怪奇異 My spaceship got exotic
有人摔倒 鞭子快來 還有安眠藥 One be trippin', come n' whip, hypnotic
他們在講烏拉拉 They be talking 'bout ooh la la
我們遠走天際 將星空拋在身后 Let's go far, way past them stars
我才不管 去火星吧 We don't give a... Let's go to Mars
我只想舞動起來 Ay, yo I'm just trying to get it poppin'
我想第一個愛上火星人 I wanna be the first dude to love a Martian
她得有個仆人 拾起我的舞步 She'll have a maid for the swag that I'm droppin'
我不會停止 除非氣氛像棺材般陰冷 I kill the game til it's chillin' in the coffin
當我開始 便再無中止 When I start, there ain't no stoppin'
別裝得好像你不知道 Don't be actin' like Like you didn't know
好像你不知道 好像你不知道 Like you didn't know Like you didn't know
好像你不知道 Like you didn't know
我獨一無二 讓所有人相愛 I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
我不用嘗試 想做就做 And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
不用說出口 我很清楚 Don't have to tell me, I already know
他們都想要我 They all want me
我獨一無二 讓所有人相愛 I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
我不用嘗試 想做就做 And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
不用說出口 我很清楚 Don't have to tell me, I already know
他們都想要我 They all want me
我是怪物 我是 I'm a monster, I'm a...
不是我干的 I didn't do that.