嘿 搞什么 Hey! What the...
看着点 Watch it!
拜托 Come on!
嘿 看着点路混蛋 Hey, watch it, asshole.
嘿 Hey.
这么着急是要去哪 Where are you off to in such a hurry?
不关你的事 给我让开 Wherever I want. Now get out of my way!
-快滚 -好的 冷静点老兄 -Move! -Okay, chill, man!
我在动了 I'm moving.
我很安全 他找不到我的 I'm safe. No way he finds me up here.
你只是紧张了 汤米 他不在这里 It's just your nerves, Tommy. He's not here.
不可能的 He can't be.
够了 你个自以为是的小丑 All right, you snooty clown.
别想着轻易抓到我 You won't take me without a fight.
说话啊 该死的 说点什么 Speak, damn you! Say something.
发个声啊 Say anything!
沉默是金 Mime the gap.
然后 嘭 And, boom!
看那 Wow, look at that.
经纪人说得对 My agent was right.
这将是我事业的突破 This is it. My big break.
这部片会让我从三流演员 The one that takes me from C-list action guy
一跃成为一线明星 to A-list action guy.
哦对了 抱歉 Oh. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
你还不认识我 You don't even know who I am.
容我先介绍自己 Let me introduce myself.
我的名字是… My name is--
卡 Cut!
不 我不叫“卡” Nope. My name is not "Cut."
你明白就行 你很聪明 But you get that. You're smart.
不像那家伙 我一般不叫他导演 Unlike that guy, the director, and I use that term very loosely.
他在这儿只是因为拍过一个有名的洗发水广告 He's only here because he made a really popular shampoo commercial...
在某个南斯拉夫国家 ... somewhere in Yugoslavia.
你或许以为他会很感谢这次机会 Now, you'd think a guy like that would be grateful for the opportunity.
但不是 But no.
至少他不会 Not this guy.
知道为什么吗 And you know why?
因为他是个恶霸 Because he's a bully,
地球上我最讨厌的东西就是恶霸 and there's nothing on this earth I hate more than a bully.
刚才那是什么鬼？ What the hell was that?
-什么意思？ -那句台词 -What the hell was what? -That!
那句台词是“重力就是个屁” The line is,"Gravity's a bitch. "
不是“沉默是金” Not "Mime the gap"!
那句词不能改 We have to have that line.
记住 你在开头说一遍 然后结尾重复一次 Remember, you say it at the beginning, and then it comes into play at the end.
拜托 伊森 Oh, come on, Ethan.
“重力就是个屁”这句话烂透了 We both know that "gravity's a bitch" is a terrible line.
看不到编剧都在举手抱怨了 You don't see the writer
大伙们 能不能… -raising his hand to com plain. -Uh, guys, could you...
而且说实话 哪怕真这么写 他只是个编剧 And honestly, even if he did, he's just a writer.
我随时可以把他一脚踢走 I can always toss a can of Blab out the window
找下一个求着加入的新人 and get another one that will beg for a chance
来写这部烂片 to rewrite this garbage.
我不需要某个杂鱼演员的即兴发挥 I don't need some diva D-list action star improvising lines.
我是在泰国一个贫民窟里被找到的 I was found in the slums of Thailand,
我在那儿当暗杀者 用小拇指就能杀人 where I worked as an assassin, killing men with only my pinky.
如果你还想让我继续伤心的话 So if you wanna keep giving me grief,
兄弟 我们可以就此打住 then, pal, we can end this right now.
而这 女士先生们 就叫做表演 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call acting.
炫酷 Bam!
是啊 我是说… Yeah, I... I mean,
“沉默是金”确实很不错 "Mime the gap" is pretty clever.
毕竟 电影制作讲究一个合作沟通 After all, filmmaking is about collaboration.
这行得通 事实上我很喜欢 好主意 We can make it work. in fact, I love it. Great idea.
喜欢你的圆滑 现在别来打扰我 Glad you came around. Now, don't bother me.
圣诞节前还有一天拍摄 We've got one more day of shooting before Christmas break
然后你的大明星需要一些私人时间 and your star needs some "me" time.
查克 我说过不要橘色的 Chuck. I thought I said no orange ones.
我对这种染料过敏 The dye will kill me.
想害死我吗 查克？ You want me to die, Chuck?
不 凯奇先生 当然不会 No, Mr. Cage. Of course I don't.
我…我愿意为你付出生命 I... I would... I'd give my life for you, sir.
他当然会 Oh, I bet he would.
这是查克 我的助理 That's Chuck, my assistant.
我不清楚他是从那儿冒出来的 Fresh off the bus from who-knows-where.
他的确有告诉过我 I mean, he told me,
但我不用记不重要的信息 but boring info like that just slips away, you know?
好孩子 Good kid.
对我有些着迷 但谁不是呢 A little obsessed with yours truly. But who isn't?
很好 继续签名 All right, keep up the autographing.
不少可爱的粉丝正等着看到我的脸呢 There are some adoring fans desperate to see my face.
乔尼！乔尼！ Johnny! Johnny!
天哪 我们完了 Oh, man. We are screwed, kid.
布莱恩·范·琼斯 特级制片人 Brian Van Jones, producer extraordinaire.
是个好人 Good guy.
我们在海外拍过几部片 你大概都没听说过 We've done a few films overseas. Nothing you'd remember.
但这一部将成为我们俩的巨大突破 But this movie is as much of a break for him as it is for me.
是改词的事？在你焦虑之前 Is this about the rewrite? Now, before you get upset,
听到我那句台词了吗 did you hear the line?
你肯定会喜欢的 You are gonna love it.
我把那家伙丢下火车 然后说到 沉默… I th row the guy off the train and I'm like,"Mime"--
不 乔尼 是珍妮弗 No, Johnny, it's Jennifer.
她不见了 She's gone.
珍妮弗是谁？噢 我的搭档？ Who's Jennifer? Oh. My co-star, Jennifer?
是的 你的搭档 真正的明星 Yes, your co-star. The star.
我不确定她配不配那个称呼 well, I don't know if she's "the"
她最重要的一幕计划明天开拍 Her most important scene is slated for tomorrow,
现在却找不到人了 and we can't find her.
什么？等等 What? Wait.
你又嗑嗨了吗 布莱恩？拜托 Are you hitting the booger sugar again, Brian? Come on.
我希望如此 I wish.
她不接电话 助理也不见了 She's not answering her phone, her assistant's disappeared.
如果明天开拍前找不到她 And if we can't get her on set by tomorrow,
电影就没法完成了 this movie doesn't get finished.
我们就全完了 And then we're screwed.
靠她的名字这部片才卖的出去 We pre-sold this movie all over the world on her name.
三百万的预售是来自尼日利亚的 I've a million dollars coming from Nigeria.
尼日利亚 乔尼 Nigeria, Johnny.
那可是只有三家电影院的国家 You know how hard that is in a country that has three theaters?
我懂我懂 但是 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean,
我们都知道真正的主角是谁 we know who the main draw for this thing is, right?
对 是她 Yeah, she is.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what we're gonna do.
没有那一幕的话… Without that scene...
这将是我的人生突破 懂吗？ This was my big break, you know?
红色的？ A red one?
你知道你对红色染料过敏 You know red dye will kill you, right?
凯奇先生说是橘色 Mr. Cage says that's the orange ones.
不 橘色没问题 No, orange ones are fine.
红色的会让你胃里翻江倒海 Red ones will blow out your ass and melt your stomach.
大家都知道 Everybody knows that.
-我能… -布莱恩 冷静 -I could do-- -Brian, calm down.
我是你这边的 I'm on your side here.
如果我直接去珍妮弗的家 Now what if I head over to Jennifer's house
展现一点乔尼凯奇的魅力 and show her a little Johnny Cage charisma?
乔尼 你认真的吗？ Really, Johnny? You'd do that?
拜托伙计 别担心 Oh, come on, man. There's nothing to worry about.
乔尼凯奇胜券在握 Johnny Cage has it hand led.
你真好 乔尼 You're a special guy, Johnny.
回想起来 事情就是从这儿开始乱套的 In retrospect, this is where everything went sideways.
看我的名字 See my name
在闪光灯下熠熠发光 In the bright lights I got the fame
电影的灯光 我的时间 And the film lights, it's my time...
我已经按要求给你的家人朋友寄了礼物 I've finished sending the gifts requested to your family and friends.
我是如此出名 I'm so famous...
很好 Great.
就快完成了 查克 We're al most to the finish line, Chuck.
把珍妮弗带回现场之后 After I convince Jennifer to come back to the set,
我们就能休息了 we can finally take a break.
我们 我是指 我 And by "we," I mean "me,"
我需要你在假期里帮我工作 'cause I'll need you to work through the holiday.
毕竟是一年最美好的日子 It really is the most wonderful time of the year.
当然 先生 indeed, sir.
不过圣诞节看不到雪还有些奇怪 Though, it's strange to celebrate Christmas without any snow.
雪？ Snow?
让东海岸的蠢货们看去吧 You can leave that shit to the suckers on the East Coast.
我只庆祝JC大宝贝的生日 Me, I like to celebrate Baby JC's birthday,
和我首字母一样的大伙计 same in itials, by the way, right here
阳光明媚的南加州 in sunny SoCal.
阳光 蓝天 美女 Golden sunshine, blue skies, pretty girls.
-她还在看吗？-是的 -She's still looking? -Yeah.
-还在？ -是的 -Still? -Yeah.
很好 Good.
名声 Famous
我是如此出名 I'm so famous...
凯奇先生 我能问个问题吗 Mr. Cage. Can I ask you a question?
是的 这不是假发 Yes. My hair is real.
不 我徒手打不破钢板 No, I can't actually punch through metal.
关于我和多莉的传言是真的 And, yes, it's true what they said about Dolly and I,
但我不想谈这个 but I don't like to talk about it.
不 我只是… No. No, I... I just...
想知道你是怎么变得这么酷的 I just want to know how you got so cool.
好问题 查克 Good question, Chuck.
很幸运 我们还有几分钟 And lucky for you, we have a few minutes
让我给你讲讲眼前这位帅小伙的来历 for me to regale you on the origins of the Adonis you see before you.
我曾经和你一样 I was once like you.
真相是 我在学校里备受欺凌 Truth is, I was bullied a lot in school.
真的吗？ You were?
是啊 Yeah, I was.
从巴黎到日本 From Paris to Japan
让我们从头说起 Let's start at the beginning.
没错 这就是我了 Yep, there I am.
在体育课上被揍了 Getting my ass handed to me in gym class.
想哭吗 小宝宝？ You're gonna cry, little baby?
哎呀 小宝宝要哭哭 Aw, little baby's gonna cry.
我当然会哭 披萨脸的混球 Well, of course I'm gonna cry, you pizza-faced asshole.
你朝我鼻子上丢篮球 You just threw a basketball at my nose.
我妈妈试图打电话给校长和老师 My mom tried calling the principal, the teachers.
他们言辞都一样 They all said the same thing.
男孩子玩耍罢了 会好的 "Boys will be boys. Things will get better."
但事情并没有 But they didn't.
只会更糟 It got worse.
我妈妈 最善良的人 My mom, a saint among saints.
总说只有原始人才会打架的她 The person who always said fighting was for Neanderthals,
都受够了 had had enough.
她带我去了当地的道场 She took me to the local dojo...
就是你在商场里见过无数次的那种 ...one of those strip mall places you've seen a dozen times.
这可不是什么靠黑带表演赚钱的假货 This wasn't some sort of fly-by-night, black-belt-for-money joint.
这是真本事 This was the real deal.
在那儿我遇到了博伊德大师 That's when I met Master Boyd.
我的人生就此改变了 And my life changed forever.
在爱与善欲中滋养 Fed by love and good desire
钢铁的意志将磨炼你 A will of steel take you even higher
难过的回忆呼喊着我的名字 Bad memories that howl my name
那微光很快将变成烈焰 That ember soon became a scorching flame
我将再次崛起 I'm coming back to rise again
这将是最好的我 I feel this will be the best of me
没有什么能放慢我的脚步 Nothing can slow me down
或是阻止我 Or make me stop
因为我不可阻挡 'Cause nothing can stand in my way
我将再次崛起 I'm coming back to rise again
这将是最好的我 I feel this will be the best of me
没有什么能放慢我的脚步 Nothing can slow me down
或是阻止我 Or make me stop
因为我不可阻挡 'Cause nothing can stand in my way
我将攀登至顶点 I'm gonna rise to the top
短时间里我学会了很多 I had learned a lot in a short time,
但最重要的不是如何出击 but the greatest lesson wasn't about how to kick or punch.
而是别的 It was something else.
哦 看看他 Oh, look at that.
小乔尼会躲了 Little Johnny finally learned how to move out of the way.
想去哪儿啊 卡尔顿？ Where do you think you're going, Carlton?
我们还没跟你谈完呢 We're not through talking to you yet.
那些说霸凌是人生中的一环的人 All those people that said being bullied is a part of life,
说事情会变好 都是一群狗屁 that it'll get better, they're full of shit.
事实是 只有你反击才会变好 The truthis, it only gets better when you fight back.
对 我遇到麻烦了 但很值得 Yeah, I got in trouble, but it was worth it.
麻烦会教会我东西 Therein lies the lesson.
只有弱小的人才会霸凌 Weak people bully.
但当你打回去 他们就像折叠床一样缩起来 But the minute you push back, they fold like a hideaway bed.
那之后 我全心投入了武术 After that, I poured myself into martial arts.
大师说我很特别 教了我他的所有本事 My master said I was special, taught me everything he knew.
但这还不够 But that wasn't enough.
我四处旅行 I traveled everywhere.
里程数得有好几位数 I have so many miles now.
向世界各地的武术大师学习 Learning from the greatest martial arts masters around the planet.
合气道 剑道 萨瓦特 Hapkido, kendo, savate.
我都能正确念出来 I pronounced all of those correctly.
但最终 我来到了这儿 But eventually, all roads led here.
美丽的金色加州 To beautiful, sunny California.
停下！有小偷 拦住他！ Stop! Thief! Stop him!
孩子 今天是你的幸运日 Kid, this is your lucky day.
查克 你从这个精彩绝伦 振奋人心的故事里学到了什么？ So, Chuck, what'd you learn from that well-told and incredibly inspirational story?
培养你的内在力量很重要 It's important to develop your inner strength
去帮助有需要的人 to help those in need.
成为被世界需要的英雄 And become a hero to the world around you.
不 No.
先出手 当个酷人 赚大钱 Kick first, be awesome, make money.
我给你总结好了 Here, I'll make it simple for you.
写下来 W-W-J-C-D Write this down. W-W-J-C-D.
乔尼·凯奇会怎么做？ What would Johnny Cage do?
我刚说过了 I just said that.
你会明白的 查克 我们到了 You're gonna be okay, Chuck. And we're here.
霓虹灯下 是乐园 Under neon lights, it's paradise
是属于你的时间 And this is your time
不要停止舞步 So keep on dancing
一直跳舞到深夜 Dancing through the night...
抱歉 凯奇先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Cage.
我知道忍者哑剧对你的职业人生很重要 I know how important Ninja Mime is to your career.
或许…或许她出城了 Maybe... Maybe she's left town.
没有回应不代表她人不在这 Just because she didn't answer, doesn't mean she's not there.
我翻进去看一眼 I'll just hop the fence, take a look-see.
帮我个忙 查克 下山把我的车洗了 Do me a favor, Chuck. Go down the hill and get my ride washed.
或许我应该等你几分钟… Maybe I should stay for a few minutes until--
听着 查克 和女士的对话 Listen, Chuck, conversations with the ladies
总比预想的要长 tend to go on longer than a few minutes.
懂吗？ Get me?
不 我不懂 No. No, I don't.
总之 记得把轮胎洗干净 Anyway, make sure you get the wheels done.
不要有擦伤 And don't scratch it.
靠你了 查克 I'm counting on you, Chuck.
明白 I got it!
这都是为了出名 Oh, the things I do for fame.
珍妮弗 Jennifer!
我见过乱场子 但这个 简直了 Ugh! I've seen some dumps in my time, but, wow.
我以为她会更自重一些 You think she'd have a little more self-respect.
比如雇个保洁什么的 I mean, hire a housekeeper.
真是兴致降到了极点 Way to turn the libido down to one.
嘿 大家好吗 Yoo-hoo! Everyone decent?
真该有机会就杀了你 阿什拉 We should've killed you when we had the chance, Ashrah.
是啊 琪娅 你早该这么做 Yes, Kia. You should have.
女士们 我不清楚发生了什么 Ladies. Ladies, I'm not sure what's going on here,
但我在找珍妮弗 but I'm looking for Jennifer.
如果她不在那你们… Now I'd be happy to give this back if--
该死 Oh, shit!
我操 Fuck.
好了好了好了 Okay. Okay. Okay.
停下 Okay!
抱歉 Sorry.
停下 让我就… Okay. Please just let me...
我操 操操操操 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
天哪 慢点儿 Whoa! Slow down.
这让我们都兴致高涨 Obviously, this is turning us both on.
你感觉到了吗？可惜现在没有时间 Can you feel that? But I don't have time.
我在找珍妮弗 你知道她在哪儿吗？ I'm looking for Jennifer. Do you know where she is?
回来 飞碟帽女士 Get back here, Frisbee Hat.
好吧 等等我 Okay, wait for me!
我说了等等 I said, wait!
这是… Is that a...
该死 Oh, shit.
我想说我去追她们 I'd like to say that I'm about to chase after them
是我担心珍妮弗 而不是担心电影完不成 because I'm concerned about Jennifer, and not about getting a movie finished.
要命 Ah, shit!
这是真的 And that's sort of true.
珍妮弗的安危是影片一大卖点 Jennifer's well-being is critical to the film,
所以 在现实里 so, in reality,
我担心她 I am worried about her,
这样你或许会觉得我不那么混球 which makes me less of a jerk than we're all probably thinking I am.
操 Fuck.
真好 证明了我的清白 Phew! Glad we got that figured out.
真希望不会怪到我头上 Oh, man. I hope I don't get blamed for this.
慢点 Slow down!
停下 拜托 Stop! Please!
嘿 那是我的车 Hey, come back here with my car!
开什么玩笑 你个畜生 Are you kidding me, you jerk!
天哪 Oh, come on.
这边是珍妮弗的家 And over here we have the home of Jennifer,
那位全球闻名的女明星 world-famous actress.
闻起来她像是在后院烧烤呢 Oh, smells like she's having a backyard barbecue of some sort.
抱歉先生 这是私人观光 I'm sorry, sir. This is a private tour.
我需要你追上那辆摩托 I need you to follow that bike.
先生…等等 我见过你吗？ Sir... Wait. Do I know you?
当然 我是乔尼·凯奇 动作巨星 Of course you do. I'm Johnny Cage, action star extraordinaire.
动作？ Action?
事实上 我更喜欢看剧情片 H m m. Yeah. actually, I'm really more into dramas.
当然 不用多说 我有关系 Yeah, well, needless to say, I have connections.
如果你追上那辆摩托 我会看你的剧本的 And if you catch that bike, I'll read your script.
你怎么知道我是个编剧 How'd you know I'm a writer?
城里每个人都是编剧 亲爱的 Everyone's a writer in this town, baby.
现在 快开 Now move!
女士先生们 大家好 hello, ladies and gentlemen.
很高兴你们参加这次的旅行 So glad you could join us on the tour.
如果你看左边 那是我好朋友汤姆的酒庄 If you look off to your left, you'll see my good friend Tom's chateau.
当然 他从不找替身 Yes, it's true. He does his own stunts.
因为他总是喜欢不要命 But it's because he doesn't have much to live for.
在这边 女孩们只想享受快乐时光 And over there I found out girls really do just wanna have fun
那位我们都熟知且喜爱的古怪流行歌手 with that quirky pop star you all know and love.
向我姐妹问好 Tell my sister hello.
我们会找到你的 阿什拉 到时候… We'll find you, Ashrah. And when we do...
该死的鸽子 Ugh, freaking pigeons.
跟上她了 There she is.
很好 小队 再靠近些 All right, team, get me closer.
你确定要这样做吗 Um, are you sure that's a good idea?
我看替身演员做过几十次了 I've seen my stunt doubles do this half a dozen times.
能有多难 How hard could it be?
事实证明 很难 Turns out, really hard.
现在还有谁会看我的作品？ Ahhh! Now who'll read my spec?
什么 What?
我还活着 I'm alive.
-查克 -凯奇先生 -Chuck! -Mr. Cage,
我看你跳到巴士上 所以跟了过来 I saw you jump on the bus, so I thought I'd follow and--
很好 我不需要情景回现 给我追上那辆车 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't need the play-by-play. Get me to that car.
收到 Yes, sir.
转向灯 Signal.
想我了吗 Miss me?
你总是这么暴躁吗 Are you always so aggressive?
好吧 Okay.
告诉我珍妮弗在哪 我就把卷轴还给你 just tell me where Jennifer is, then you can have your dumb scroll.
我不知道 把东西给我 I don't know. Now give it to me.
那真可惜 well, it's been real... bad.
很可惜 回见 女士 It's been really bad. Later, babe.
我能行 Okay. Drive this...
很好 Great.
知道吗 你真是个贱货 You know, you're a real bitch.
嘿 Hey.
女士们 要下泳池吗 Ladies, what do you think about the pool?
新鲜出炉 Brand new.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
不仅是好 看我拿到了什么 Better than okay. Look what I have.
这是什么 What is it?
我不知道 No idea.
但如果那些功夫姑娘宁愿炸一座房子 But if those kung fu bitches were willing to blow up a house
甚至想杀了我抢走它 肯定很重要 停车 and try to kill me, it has to be important. Pull over.
这是星图 It's literally a star map.
背面是什么 And what's this on the back?
看起来是希腊文 It looks Greek to me.
现在不是开玩笑的时候 孩子 You should leave the jokes to me, son.
不 我认真的 这是希腊文 No, I'm being serious. That's Greek.
你会说希腊语？ You know Greek?
还记得你主演的那部《我的拳头》吗？ Remember when you starred in that film Gist of my Fist?
那个制片人？ That one producer?
他发给我的东西全是希腊语的 well, he sent me everything over in Greek.
我必须翻译给你的律师 I had to translate it for your lawyer
所以上面写的什么 So, what does it say?
我不知道 No idea.
但我家里有希腊字典 But I have a Greek dictionary back at home.
我们可以顺路去拿 We can go by and pick it up.
或许你终于可以给我的海报签名… Oh! Maybe you can finally autograph my poster of--
闭嘴 不管它是什么 Shut up. well, whatever it is,
这是珍妮弗失踪的原因 it's the reason that Jennifer is missing.
意味着我只有一件事要做 Which means there's only one thing left to do.
-换演员 -找警察 -Recast Jennifer. -Go to the police.
是啊 找警察 没错 很聪明 I mean, go to the police. Right. Yes. That's the smart move.
来吧 Come on.
我失败了 大师 我弄丢了卷轴 I've failed you, Master. I've lost the scroll.
琪娅也在 Kia was there.
还有另一个人 And another.
一个最值得尊敬的战士 A most form idable warrior.
战士？ Warrior?
是的 他有个大下巴 Yes. He had a strong jaw.
如果我是这个世界的人 或许会觉得…很帅 If I were of this world, I would say... handsome.
如果不是因为他执意捣乱和令人心烦的气味 If not for his determined spirit and distracting smell,
我就拿回卷轴了 I would have the scroll,
也不会让黑暗势力找机会逃跑 and the forces of darkness would never have had a chance to escape.
你还有时间 阿什拉 You still have time, Ashrah.
长夜还未降临 The longest night is yet to come.
我不会再失败的 I will not fail you again...
雷电大人 Lord Raiden.
我不怀疑你 I do not doubt it.
你也不要自责 And neither should you.
阿什拉 Ashrah.
那位战士叫什么？ What is the name of this warrior?
他叫乔尼·凯奇 He is called Johnny Cage.
去吧 拿回地图 看看是否需要这位战士的帮助 Go. Retrieve the map and see if you can enlist this warrior's help.
但大人 我能… But Master, I can--
多股绳索相结才不容易断裂 A cord of many strands is not so easily broken.
另外 乔尼·凯奇或许不只是徒有外表的人 Besides, there may be more to this Johnny Cage than meets the eye.
查克 帮我接好吗 Chuckie, grab that, would you?
这里是乔尼·凯奇的车 有什么能帮到您 Johnny Cage's car. How can I help you?
我来 give me that.
你正连线名乔尼姓凯奇 You're in the Cage with Johnny.
乔尼 我是你敬爱的经纪人 戴夫 Johnny, it's your fucking beloved agent, Dave.
我需要你现在去天杀的办公室一趟 I need you to swing by the fucking office right fucking now.
冷静点戴夫 我会去的 Cal m down, Dave. I would love to.
但我正在拯救我的电影 But I'm kind of in the middle of saving my movie.
-珍妮弗失踪了… -乔尼！ -Jennifer has gone missing-- -Johnny!
我不在乎你是不是拯救孤儿院让它不在圣诞节破产 I don't care if you're trying to save a fucking orphanage from closing on fucking Christmas.
我刚拿到你人生中最重要的一个项目 I just got the biggest fucking offer of your career.
…要你 ... wants you
参与他的下一部片 for his next fucking picture.
没错 那一位… Yeah. That.
为什么被哔掉了？ Why the hell is that beingbleeped?
法律原因？好吧 Legal? All right. Fine, fine.
每个人都知道我指的是谁 对吧 Everyone knows who I'm talking about anyway, right?
毕竟 他拍了…和… I mean, he did and.
该死 真的？ Shit, seriously?
好吧 这位…导演简直是幸运化身 Okay, this... director... has the Midas touch.
第一年他拍一部能赚十亿美元的冒险电影 One year, he'll make an adventure flick that makes a bazillion dollars,
第二年 又拍一部获得全奖项的剧情片 and the next, a dramatic picture that wins all the awards.
现在开始 我们叫他“大人物” So for now, we'll call him "The Big Man,"
以避免缠上法律问题 so legal doesn't ride my ass.
听懂了吗 律师们？ Are you all right with that, lawyers?
重点是 …可以靠后了 Point is, can wait.
我马上来 I'll be right over.
心跳不已 心跳不已 Heart attack, heart attack
已经没有回头路 There's no going back
心跳不已 Heart attack
凯奇先生 杜伯迪先生在等你 Mr. Cage, Mr. Doubldy is expecting you.
在那等着 孩子 我马上回来 Stay out here, kid. I'll only be a minute.
和珍妮弗一起？ Ah! Like with Jennifer?
不 怪胎 Um, no. Weirdo.
乔尼·凯奇会怎么做？ What would Johnny Cage do?
嘿 我是… Hi. My name is...
我那满嘴脏话的经纪人 戴维·杜伯迪 My foul-mouthed agent, David Doubldy.
或许该说 戴维·操·杜伯迪 Or rather, David fuckin' Doubldy,
他也是这样称呼自己 as he likes to call himself.
认出来了吗？ Recognize him?
威尼斯海滩上的那个钱包被偷的人 He's the guy from Venice Beach, the one that had his wallet lifted.
结果他是洛杉矶最大的经纪人之一 Turns out, he was one of LA's biggest agents,
在见过我精彩足上功夫后收下了我 and after my fancy footwork, he took me on.
之后一直在照顾我 He's been looking after me ever since.
是超级英雄 Fuckin' superheroes!
超级英雄？ Su perheroes?
只有死宅才爱看那玩意 only nerds like that stuff.
以及“大人物” And the Big Man.
如果“大人物”要你扮演穿丁字裤的乌龟 And if the Big Man says you're playing a turtle in a thong,
你最好把那些该死的珠宝收起来 准备好挨揍 you better tuck those fucking jewels and get ready for a wedgie.
我喜欢穿丁字裤 什么时候开拍？ I do look good in a thong. When does it start shooting?
年初 Beginning of the year.
祝我圣诞快乐 well, merry Christmas to me.
真棒 等不及了 Great. I can't wait.
我一直在照顾你 是吧孩子 Don't I always take care of you, kid?
是啊 一直如此 Always. I mean, fucking always.
还有一件事 One more thing.
关于那句词的？ Oh, is this about the ad lib?
真不敢相信那个导演泄密了 Ugh, I can't believe that director snitched.
好吧 告诉他… Okay, you tell him--
不不 与那无关 No. No, it's nothing like that.
那是什么 Then what?
我听说你之前去珍妮弗家了 I heard you were at Jennifer's earlier.
你怎么… How did you hear--
我可是你经纪人 知道你在哪是我的工作 I'm your fucking agent. It's my job to know where you are.
重点是 那边有类似 一张纸的东西 thing is, there was this, Uh, piece of paper, sort of like
一个卷轴 a scroll.
是啊 我们正准备带去警局 Yeah, we were just about to take it to the police.
戴维 太疯狂了 David, it was crazy.
有个穿披风的姑娘想杀了我 There was this babe in a toga trying to kill me.
珍妮弗的家被炸平了 Jennifer's place was bom bed.
他们说是煤气泄漏 They're calling it a gas leak.
煤气泄漏？不 戴夫 A gas leak? No, Dave.
珍妮弗失踪了 她可能被绑架 受了伤 Jennifer's missing. She could be kidnapped, hurt.
卷轴可能是找到她的唯一线索 The scroll thing's probably the only lead we have to finding her,
我正准备去找警察… so I'm going to the police and--
乔尼 别担心珍妮弗 Johnny, you don't need to worry about Jennifer.
她没事 She's fine.
你需要考虑的是把卷轴给我 What ineed you to worry about is giving me the scroll.
好吗 Okay?
为什么 What's going on?
为什么这么想要卷轴 Why do you want the scroll so much?
好吧 我本打算之后再告诉你 但我属于一个俱乐部 Okay, I was going to wait on this, but I belong to a club.
正儿八经的上流群体 Real prestigious shit.
类似学院？ Like the Academy?
哦 没那么正经 Eh, less ass-kissy.
这个俱乐部的势力遍布全城 This club has its fingers everywhere in this town.
加入俱乐部后会一直有工作 You become part of this club, you'll always have work
你将成为一直梦想的大明星 and you'll be the superstar you always wanted to be.
听起来不错 条件是什么 Sounds Great. What's the catch?
没有条件 我们…一直希望你加入 No catch. We... I want you to be part of it.
我们今晚将在魔力大厦举行正式的入会仪式 We're going to have a whole induction ceremony at the Magical Mansion tonight,
你只需要出面就行 and all you need to do is show up,
穿上那些昂贵的服饰 并且… with those expensive veneers and...
把卷轴给我 give me the scroll.
《忍者哑剧》怎么办？ What about Ninja Mime ?
你告诉我 我也这么说 You told me, and I quote,
“这部电影将让你成为一流明星” "This movie will make you fucking A-list. "
你是不是耳朵聋了？ Are you fucking deaf?
别再提该死的忍者哑剧了 Stop thinking about Ninja fucking Mime
考虑考虑“大人物”的片 and start thinking about the Big Man's movie.
考虑该死的紧身衣和披风 think about tights and fucking capes.
我告诉你 《忍者哑剧》已经完了 I told you, Ninja Mime is al ready done.
如果你现在不把卷轴给我 And if you don't give me that scroll right fucking now,
那你也完了 so are you.
他刚说什么？ What did he say?
你说什么？ What did you say?
你听见了 You heard me.
我成就了你 I made you.
没有我 你现在还在百视达工作 Without me, you'd still be working at fucking Blockbuster,
跟顾客吵拖延费的事 yelling at customers about late fees.
别再耍孩子气了 Now, quit being a big baby
把该死的卷轴给我 and give me that fucking scroll!
如果我是个有教养的人 小时候没被欺负过的人 If I was a well-adjusted man, someone who wasn't picked on as a kid,
对权位没有抵触情绪的人 who didn't have a distinct problem with authority
也不憎恨霸凌者 and didn't hate, hate bullies,
我或许能处理得更妥当一些 I probably would've handled the next bit better.
你成就了我？ You made me?
听着 混球 你没为我做过任何事 Listen, asshole. You don't do shit for me.
当我在外面被人从窗户扔出去 狗仔队把我赶进厕所的时候 Sitting on your ass while I'm out there getting thrown through windows,
你却坐在这儿一动不动 paparazzi chasing me into the john.
《忍者哑剧》是我最棒的作品 你最好也希望如此 Ninja Mime is my best work, and you better pray it does well.
因为这是你从我这儿拿的最后一分钱 Because that's the last cent you're ever gonna get from me.
你被开除了 You're fired!
我本希望能和平处理的 I was hoping to do this the easy way.
把卷轴给我 give me the fucking scroll!
好吧 给你 Sure. Here.
旋转踢！我自己取的名字 Spin kick! I call out my own moves.
解决你这种混账根本用不着枪 I don't need a gun to take care of a bitch like you.
尝尝这个 Some more of this.
愚蠢的单马尾 Ponytails are dumb.
获得大奖的是…你的脸！ And the award goes to... your face!
你不知道你在做什么 You don't know what you're doing.
什么鬼 What the hell?
这座城由我们统治 给我去死吧 We fucking run this town, and you're as good as dead.
听到了吗 去死 Ya hear me? Dead!
是吗？你的价值一分也不值 Yeah? well, you're totally not worth 10%.
他是不是… Is he... Is he...
死了？ Is he dead?
他肯定没事 I'm sure he's fine.
看 他没事 查克 去开车 See? He's fine. Chuck, get the car.
琪娅在哪 Where is Kia?
被杀了 白莲会的人干的 She was killed. By a member of the White Lotus.
卷轴和选中之人怎么样了？ What of the scroll and the chosen one?
不见了 Gone.
那就由你去找到他 Then I'll leave it up to you to find him,
贾塔卡 Jataaka.
夺回地图和选中之人 Retrieve the map and the chosen one.
为了暗影会 For the Shadow.
怎么样了？ So?
大概“保护服务人民”并不适用于名流和成功人士 I guess "protect and serve" doesn't apply to celebrities on the verge of success.
怪事在发生 查克 Something weird is going on, Chuck.
我们要自己去弄个明白 We're gonna have to figure this out ourselves.
好吧 下一步该做什么 Okay. What... What do we do next?
像99年那样狂欢 "Party like it's 1999."
这首歌是…管它呢 It's a song, by... Forget it.
魔力大厦 仅限受邀者进入 我可从没被邀请过 Magical Mansion. Invite-only. I've never been because, well...
在那场生日会魔术师的特警事件后 ...after the SWAT incident with the birthday magician,
我就被城里所谓的魔术师拉黑了 I was kind of blackballed by every so-called magician in town.
永久性的 Forever.
你确定用音响车没问题吗 Are you sure it's okay we're using the sound van?
音响部门都喜欢我 Sound department loves me.
他们肯定很乐意帮《忍者哑剧》的主演一把 I'm sure they're fine with helping out the star of Ninja Mime.
卷轴那边处理的怎么样了 How goes it on the scroll front?
-正在做 -快点 我准备进去了 -It goes. -Hurry. I'm about to head in.
如果出什么意外 叫军队来 If something goes wrong, call the army.
不 更好的主意 叫演员协会来 Or better yet, call the actor's union.
他们更强大 They're way tougher.
姓名？ Name?
凯奇 乔尼·凯奇 Cage. Johnny Cage.
抱歉 你不在名单上 Um... I'm sorry. You aren't on the list.
但我应该在的 对吗 But, I mean, I should be. Right?
先生 魔法大厦仅限会员进入 Sir, the Magical Mansion is a members-only establishment.
除非你是会员或是客人 Unless you're a member or here as a guest,
根据我的记录 你都不是 which according to my notes, you will never be,
我需要请你离开 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
拜托 只是个善意的错误 Oh, come on. It was an honest mistake.
等等 他是我的客人 Wait. He's a guest of mine.
最近身边的漂亮女士真不少 I've been around a lot of beautiful women.
她可能是最棒的那个 She might take the cake.
她的腿又长又曲折 像穆赫兰大道一样 Her legs were as long and curvy as Mulholland Drive.
或许也一样危险 And probably just as dangerous.
我表弟就是死在那儿 My cousin was killed up there.
我等你一辈子了 Where have you been my entire life?
都是为了准备迎接你 亲爱的 Getting ready for you, darling.
我们走吧 Shall we?
我们看起来天生一对 不是吗 Don't we make a fetching couple?
你先请 After you.
凯奇先生 您怎么会光临这个小俱乐部？ So, Mr. Cage, what brings you to our little club?
我的经纪人让我来看看 My agent told me I should come check it out.
他想让我加入 Said he wanted me to join.
你的经纪人是？ And who is your agent?
糟了 直冲雷区 Shit. Walked right into that.
NRS编剧Dominic Cianciolo + Ed Boon
他叫 多米尼克·布恩 Uh, his name is Dominic Boon.
你认识他吗？ Uh, do you know him?
不 不认识 No, I'm not familiar.
乔尼·凯奇成功脱险 And Johnny Cage with the save!
但如果你想成为我们的一员 But if you would like to be a member,
就需要带你来一场…私人观光 then you deserve... a private tour.
和你的私人时间做什么我都乐意 Anything you'd like to do in private sounds good to me.
带路吧 女士 Please, lead the way.
真厉害 So cool.
乔尼 信号要断了 Johnny? You're breaking up.
这是个地下室？ Uh, is this a basement?
我们这是去大厦地下？ Are we right underneath the mansion?
为什么 如果出了什么事警察该怎么找到这里？ Why, if anything happened down here, how would the police know where to look?
他们找不到的 They wouldn't.
会员的权益之一是进入旧地铁隧道 Part of the membership grants you access to the old subway tunnels
用它穿梭整个洛杉矶 that used to crisscross Los Angeles.
乔尼 我… Johnny, I'm...
我想知道你在哪里 I'm trying to figure out where you are.
信号很弱 You're breaking up.
我…什么都听不见了 I can't... I can't hear anything.
关于这个入会仪式 So, about this initiation.
或许 我不需要… I don't have to, you know...
做奇怪的事 对吗？ ... do something weird, do I?
看你怎么定义“奇怪” Define "weird. "
我不知道 喝人血？ I don't know. Drink human blood?
不会 No.
你不需要喝血 You don't have to drink blood.
但你需要一位会员的引荐 But you do need a member to stand up for you.
我很乐意帮你 Which I'd be happy to do.
我不知道她愿不愿意为我躺下 I wonder if she'd be willing to lay down for me too.
抱歉 我甚至在画外音里模仿小电影的配乐 Sorry. I even do the porn music in my voice-overs.
来吧 就快到了 Come. We aren't far.
你害怕了吗 凯奇先生？ Are you scared, Mr. Cage?
怎么可能 乔尼·凯奇从不会害怕 Pfft! No, Johnny Cage doesn't get scared.
我都是一个人上厕所 I peed myself.
但你知道 我不喜欢黑暗和地下 But you know, I'm not a big fan of the dark or being underground.
万一发生地震怎么办 What if there's an earthquake?
或许…我们应该回上面去了 你说呢？ Maybe... maybe we should just head back upstairs. What do you say?
那不知道前方有怎样的荣耀在等着你 You don't know what glories await you a little further ahead.
该死 这不公平 well, shit. That's not fair.
-是你！ -是你！ -You! -You!
是我 Me.
别再乱打人了 You need to stop hitting people.
什么鬼 What the fuck!
这边 Come on.
那是什么？她确实很火热 但能量波？ What was that? I mean, she was hot, but energy beams?
到底发生了什么 What the hell is going on?
她是贾塔卡 Her name is Jataaka.
暗影兄弟会的三名刺客之一 One of three assassins from the Brotherhood of Shadow.
他们试图复活他们的邪神以毁灭世界 They are intent on raising their god in order to destroy the world.
棒极了 你说的完全合情合理 Yeah, Great. Everything you just said doesn't make sense,
包括一位女士是兄弟会的这部分 including the part about a woman in something called the Brotherhood.
事情有些过头了 This is all a bit much.
我只是在找我的搭档 好吗？ I was just looking for my co-star, okay?
不管你们要在这儿搞什么科幻情节 Whatever weird sci-fi thing you guys got going on down here
都和我无关 has nothing to do with me.
我同意 Agreed.
但只要卷轴还在你手上 乔尼·凯奇… But as long as you have the scroll, Johnny Cage--
噢 你是我的粉丝 Oh, you're a fan.
卷轴在哪里？ Where is the scroll?
噢 在查克那里 Oh. Uh, Chuck has it.
那我们去找查克 Then we must get to this Chuck.
拿到卷轴之后他们就会放过我了吧 So once you get the scroll, they'll leave me alone, right?
不然你觉得你还有什么价值 What other purpose would they have for you?
-查克 你在吗？ -乔尼 -Chuck, you there? -Johnny!
我刚打电话给协会 但他们说欠费什么的 I just called the union, but they said something about dues owed
他们没法帮你因为你… and that they can't help you because you're late--
知道了知道了 不管那个 我在NOHO牌子这里 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Never mind. I'm at the NOHO sign.
我需要你尽快来接我 I need you to come get me as quick as possible.
你会为背叛付出代价的 阿什拉 You will be punished for your betrayal, Ashrah.
-够了！ -哦 糟糕 -Enough! -Oh, shit!
阿什拉的命运已定 Ashrah has decided her fate.
但乔尼 你很特别 But you, Johnny, you are special.
我们兄弟会需要你 We need you for the Brotherhood.
加入我们 你的梦想都会实现 Join us and all your dreams will come true.
天哪 这俱乐部听起来真棒 我在哪儿签字 Oh, no, this club sounds Great. Where do I sign?
吃屎去吧！ Fuck you!
就职两年 他从没迟到过 Two years on the job, and he's never been late.
你没事吧？ You okay?
我刚得知有个邪教组织在洛杉矶召唤邪神 well, I just found out an evil cult is trying to raise a god in Los Angeles.
综上所述 我没事 So all things considered, I'm all right.
你好 我是… Oh, hi. My name is--
没时间自我介绍了 查克 No time for names, Chuck.
告诉我你已经翻译好了卷轴 Tell me you've translated the scroll.
大部分 Most of it.
这边是地图 On one side is a map.
-哪里的？-洛杉矶 -To what? -Los Angeles.
这是体育馆 沥青坑 天文台 This is the stadium, the Tar Pits, Observatory.
如果你把这些点连起来 And if you connect the dots, it's...
所以这座城在撒旦崇拜者的统治下 So, this entire city is run by Satanists?
这很合理 Oh, makes sense.
不是撒旦崇拜者 Not Satanists.
是辛诺克的信徒 Disciples of Shinnok.
辛诺克？ Shinnok?
真是个好名字 我猜就是你说的那个疯神？ Quite a name. Let me guess. The mad god you were talking about?
是的 他是阴间的统治者 Yes. He is the ruler of Netherrealm,
被称作一切的毁灭者 and calls for the destruction of all things.
听起来像是撒旦会做的事 well, sounds pretty Satan-y to me.
这里 中心是什么地方 There. What's in the center?
这是举世闻名的丹的东方剧院 That's Dan's world-famous Oriental Theater.
当然 举世闻名的丹的东方剧院 Oh, yes. Dan's world-famous Oriental Theater.
大家都知道 但我不懂 Everybody knows that, but I don't get it.
他们要剧院做什么 What do they want with the theater?
那个辛诺克 I mean, this Shinnok,
想把自己的角印在水泥板上吗 is he looking to put his horn prints in cement?
他们会在那里打开阴间的传送门 That's where they will open the gate to Netherrealm.
她说得对 She's right.
背后的希腊文是一个咒语 The Greek on the back, okay, it's actually a spell.
写着为了打开传送门 It says that in order to open the gate,
需要一种特殊的血液 they need what they call... "special" blood.
或者说…神的血 Or... the blood of a god.
这就是珍妮弗失踪的原因？ Is that why Jennifer is missing?
她确实是个女神 但我可不会为她上供 I mean, she's good, but, well, I wouldn't call her a god.
没关系 No matter.
只要咒语在我们这 她就是安全的 As long as we have the spell, she is safe.
我们必须撤回寺庙准备面对任何攻击… We must retreat to our temple and fend off any attack to--
撤退？女士 我是美国人 字典里没有这个词 Retreat? Lady, I'm American. I don't even know the word.
我当然认字 我是说…你明白我的意思 I mean, I know it, but you know... You know what I'm trying to say.
-你看到了吗？ -是的 -Did you see that? -Yes!
她跳下来 我一个旋腿踢掉了她的脑袋 She just jumped out and I spin-kicked her head off.
我知道 I know.
天哪 又要花一大钱看心理医生了 Oh, man, my therapy bill is gonna be through the roof.
-你没事吧 查克？-这太恶心了 -You okay, Chuck? -This violence is out of control.
我明白 Tell me about it.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
把纸烧了 没有咒语就不会有世界末日 Burning the paper. No spell, no Armageddon.
如果末降临不了 他们就会放了珍妮弗 And if there's no chance of Armageddon, they'll let Jennifer go.
我们就能回归原本的日子 And we will be back on set before call time.
珍妮弗？ Jennifer?
你好 乔尼 Hi, Johnny.
看来你找到我了 Looks like you found me.
好吧 这样醒来我可不是第一次了 well, not the first time I've woken up like this.
圣诞快乐 瞌睡虫 Merry Christmas, sleepyhead.
该起床了 It's about time you woke up.
珍妮弗？珍妮弗 我们得赶紧离开这里 Jennifer? Jennifer! We gotta get the fuck out of here.
这群疯狂的邪教徒要献祭你 These crazy cultists want to sacrifice you
召唤恶魔什么的 for some demon thing.
快点 在他们回来前放了我… Hurry, untie me before they get back, so--
哦 乔尼 我为什么要这么做？ Oh, Johnny. Why would we do that?
因为我已经把你带到了我需要你去的地方 Because I've got you right where I've wanted you the entire time.
绝顶点吗？ Come again?
你还不明白 不是吗 You still don't get it, do you?
开始懂了 你是个疯子 I'm starting to. You're bat-shit crazy.
大概吧 Maybe.
但他们也是这样称呼我的神的 But they say that about my god.
所以 我乐意接受赞扬 So, I'm in good company.
珍妮弗 拜托 Jennifer, come on.
你不能让某个邪教毁了你的生涯 You can't be throwing your career away on some cult.
这个组织是我工作的理由 This cult is why I have a career.
兄弟会几年前派我们来这里 The Brotherhood sent us here years ago,
但我和其他人失联了 but me and some others were lost.
和我们原本的世界 Cut off from our realm.
几十年来我们一直在找回去的办法 We've searched for decades for a way back.
但后来 我们找到了一个卷轴 But then, we found the scroll and it showed us
记载了如何将我们的神带到阳间来 how to bring our god here, to Earthrealm.
我们在地球上寻找各种元素 We scoured the Earth for the elements.
一把神圣匕首 一个圣杯 A Holy Kriss, a sacred chalice...
以及某种特殊的血液 ... and the blood of someone special.
你 乔尼·凯奇 有着神的血脉 You, Johnny Cage, have the blood of gods.
你就是我们在等的人 You're the one we've waited for.
你将为我的君主打开传送门 You're the key to opening a portal for my king.
真不敢当 珍妮弗 但… well, I'm flattered, Jennifer, but I--
不行 No.
别再这样叫我了 No need to call me by that name anymore.
请叫我赛莉娜 Please, call me Sareena.
我只会叫你天杀的疯子 The only thing I'm gonna call you is a fucking lunatic.
快放了我 现在！ Why don't you let me go? Now!
我们一开始还不确定就是你 We weren't sure you were the one at first.
看起来如此愚蠢的人 It seemed impossible that someone so stupid
怎么想都不可能是任务的关键 could be so critical to our mission.
看着你对我们言听计从真的很有趣 It's been fun, watching you blindly do what we wanted.
从戴维告诉你和我一同主演《忍者哑剧》 From David taking you on as a client to being my co-star on Ninja Mime.
到布莱恩引诱你去我家里 Even when Brian tricked you into going to my house.
布莱恩也掺和了这事？ Brian is in on it too?
该死的布莱恩 Fuck Brian.
每个人都是 Everyone is.
很快我等之神将会降临 我们将与他一同统治世界 Soon, our god will arrive, and we will rule by his side.
代价只是牺牲一两个人？ And all it costs is a couple of human sacrifices here and there?
为辛诺克降临做出贡献是你的福气 Consider yourself lucky to be part of the coming of Shinnok.
是啊 太幸运了 Oh, yeah, real lucky.
求你了 珍妮弗 别这样 Come on, Jennifer. Don't do this!
别怎样？ Do this?
已经结束了 It's already done.
这是哪里 乔尼在哪？ Where are we? Where's Johnny?
那个蠢蛋？ That hack?
他将主演一部新片子 He's about to have another starring role.
他的绝唱作品 his last, in fact.
告诉我你的主人在哪 Tell me where your master is.
我相信辛诺克会想找他聊聊的 I'm sure Shinnok would like a word with him
当他来到阳间后 when he arrives in Earthrealm.
停下 Stop it!
你是个坚强的人 You're a strong one.
但他呢？ But what about him?
放了他 他只是个孩子 Leave him alone. He is only a boy.
曾经的你会把这种孩子吃的骨头渣都不剩 There was a time in which you would have eaten this boy limb from limb.
她告诉过你吗？ Hasn't she told you?
那个人模人样的家伙是阴间的恶魔 That thing you think is human is a demon from Netherrealm.
和我一样的恶魔 A demon just like me.
我和你不一样 I am nothing like you.
装腔作势罢了 She pretends.
你试图寻找救赎 On a quest to find redemption,
而这正是你的弱点 which is your weakness.
你见不得无辜的人受伤 You can't stand the suffering of the innocent.
所以我成为了导演 It's why I became a director.
阿什拉 告诉我 雷电在哪 Now, Ashrah. Tell me, where is Raiden?
你以为这能吓倒我？ You think you can intimidate me?
我是助理 就靠受折磨赚钱 I'm an assistant. I get tortured for money!
乔尼·凯奇会怎么做？ What would Johnny Cage do?
他死了吗？ Is he dead?
是的 Yes.
现在忍者哑剧真的要泡汤了 天哪 Aw, man. Ninja Mime is totally not happening now he's... Geez.
你有战士的心灵 我刮目相看 I am impressed. You have a warrior's heart.
凯奇先生跟我说过 Mr. Cage always told me,
如果遇到麻烦 想想他会怎么做 if I get in a sticky situation, to think about what he would do.
但我现在没时间去角质 But since I didn't have time to exfoliate,
我想那样是最佳的选择 I thought that was the next best thing.
我不知道角质是什么 但我知道他是你的榜样 I don't know what you're saying, but I do know he is your hero.
查克·戈登 在你的榜样丧命前去救他吧 So, Chuck Golden, let's save your hero before he dies.
是啊 但…他说的是真的吗？ Yeah. Uh, but... Is it true what he said?
你不是人类 You're not human?
我不是 但正在为此努力 No, I am not. But I'm working on it.
兄弟姐妹们 Brothers, sisters.
是时候由我们回报神的恩赐了 It is time that we give back to our god
感谢他赐予我们的一切 for that which he has given to us.
我们 坐拥权位 财富与美貌之人 We, the privileged, the wealthy, the beautiful.
一切都是为了能见证这一时刻 All given to us so that we may live in this moment.
让我们将他的力量带到地球上 So that we can bring about his power on Earth.
带选中之人入场 Bring in the chosen one.
放开我 Get your hands off me.
这简直是鬼扯 我不管你是谁 This is bullshit. I don't care who you are.
当我从这出去后要告得你只剩裤衩子 When I get out of here, I'm gonna sue the pants off you.
他们没穿裤衩 斗篷 我是指只剩一条破斗篷 They're not wearing pants. The robes, the stupid robes, I mean.
我等圣主 辛诺克 Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok.
看啊三位蠢货一体 Oh, look! The three not-so-wise ones.
放倒他 Gag him.
圣主辛诺克 Shinnok. Shadam.
干你的 咒语没用 Screw you! The spell's not working.
简直是过家家 I can tell how old you are.
圣主辛诺克 Shinnok. Shadam.
我们该怎么做 So, what do we do?
我会靠近点试图救出乔尼 I will get closer to try to free Johnny.
你需要为我做掩护 You must provide a distraction.
掩护？ A distraction?
什么样的掩护？我… What... what type of distraction? I...
记住 Remember...
乔尼·凯奇会怎么做？ What would Johnny Cage do?
划开伤口 让血流出 With this cut, let the blood flow
为我们的神打开大门 that will open a gateway for our god!
去死吧 Fuck you!
拜托 停下来 Please make it stop!
我等圣主 辛诺克 Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee.
我等圣主 辛诺克 Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee,
我等圣主 辛诺克 Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee.
有效果了 It's working.
有效果了 It's working!
圣主 辛诺克 Shanee! Shinnok!
别担心 乔尼 Don't worry, Johnny.
你是不朽的 You'll always be immortal...
在电影里 in the movies.
嘿 Hey!
是谁？ Who dares?
查克？ Chuck?
我是查克·戈登 My name is Chuck Golden,
是这座城里最棒的助理 and I'm the best damn assistant in town.
见鬼 Oh, fuck.
抱歉 凯奇先生 Sorry, Mr. Cage.
是啊 很抱歉 凯奇先生 Yes. Sorry, Mr. Cage.
现在没人会来救你了 No one is coming to save you now.
谁知道呢 I wouldn't say that.
什么 What?
我可不敢这么肯定 I said, I wouldn't say that.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
我说 吃屎吧你 I said,"Go fuck yourself. "
哦 天哪 Oh, come on!
来太晚了 姐妹 It's too late, sister.
大门已经打开 The Gateway is opening.
姐妹？ Sister?
该不会你也是… You're telling me you're a...
恶魔 是的 A demon, yes.
那可太火辣了 Oh, that's hot.
不 不不不 不不不 No! No, no, no. No, no, no.
赛莉娜 Sareena.
我以为我们失去你了 I thought you were lost to us.
曾经是 I was.
但现在我回来了 But now, I am found.
确实 indeed.
你带我来了何处？我的孩子 Where have you brought me, my child?
众多世界里的宝地 The jewel of all places.
阳间 我的殿下 Earthrealm, my Majesty.
阳间 Earthrealm.
我一直渴望肆意地享用这里居民的尸骸 I have longed to feast on the bones of its denizens.
你做的很棒 我的孩子 You have done well, my child.
为此你将受到奖赏 And for that, you will be rewarded.
结束了 It's over.
他赢了 He's won.
他还没赢呢 还没有 He hasn't won shit, not yet.
他是个神 我们只是… He is a god, and we are--
地球唯一的希望 Earth's best chance of survival.
听着 阿什拉 Listen, Ashrah.
那家伙不过是众多恶霸中的一个 That guy is just another in a long line of bullies,
恶霸只要被打一下… and the minute you push back against a bully...
就会像折叠床一样缩起来 They fold like a hideaway bed.
一直如此 Always.
想成为人？ You wanna be human?
我们基因里最重要的部分就是永不放弃 Well, never giving up is part of our DNA, okay?
这个还有男性型秃发 还好我没有后者 That and male-pattern baldness. Thank God I didn't get that.
好好想想 Now think.
肯定有办法除掉那家伙 There has to be some way to get rid of this guy.
我不知道 I don't know.
或许我知道 I might.
如果我们能把他塞回传送门 If we can get him back to the rift,
我念出咒语 and I can say the spell,
传送门关闭 把他关到随便哪个地方 it should close, trapping him wherever that leads.
听起来太蠢了 Nah, that's a stupid idea.
开玩笑的 听起来太恐怖了 I'm kidding. That's terrific.
阿什拉 你能拿回卷轴吗 Okay, Ashrah, can you get the scroll?
可以 那你呢？ Yes. And what about you?
做动作明星会做的事 I'm gonna do what action stars always do.
找一辆大卡车拯救世界 Get a huge trailer and save the day.
阳间 Earthrealm.
终于 Finally.
我为你带来了毁灭 I have come to mete out your destruction.
向我臣服吧 Bow before me.
为我的到来欢呼 Celebrate my arrival.
嘿 比大卫·鲍伊还白的家伙 Hey, even whiter David Bowie!
今天我们只赞美一位神 There's only one god we're celebrating today,
我敢肯定不是你 and it sure as hell ain't you.
该死 Oh, shit.
-发生什么了 -你没事吧兄弟 -What happened? -You all right, buddy?
阳间的人类 People of Earthrealm.
我 辛诺克 你们的新神已经降临 I, Shinnok, your new god, am here...
前来毁灭你们 to destroy you.
我很抱歉 Sorry about that.
没事 I don't mind.
我也一样 Neither do I.
好了 丑八怪 All right, ugly.
是时候让你见识这座城有多坚强 Time to show you how rough this town can get.
老兄 你好像惹恼他了 Hey, man. I think that just pissed it off.
好像？ Oh, ya think?
查克 Chuck!
卷轴 The scroll!
把卷轴给我 孩子 give me the scroll, boy.
我必须承认 《忍者哑剧》的续集不怎么精彩 I'll admit, it is not looking great for the Ninja Mime sequel.
我懂你的感觉 Oh, I feel like you look.
至少我们还活着对吗？ But, hey, at least we're alive, right?
别回答 Don't answer that.
那是怎么回事？ What was that?
来吧 查克 快出来 Come on, Chuck. Come out.
加入我们 Join us.
我知道你想成为乔尼那样的明星 I know you really just wanna be a star like Johnny.
我能实现你的愿望 只要把卷轴给我 I can make that happen. just give me the scroll.
我骗你的 I lied.
我会杀了你 I'm gonna kill you.
慢慢地 Slowly.
现在把卷轴给我 Now, give me the scroll.
当然 Sure.
我拿到了 Ah! I have it.
变成人类的向往让你变得软弱 Your quest to become human has made you weak.
你不可能打败我 There is nothing you can do to defeat me.
我可不会说“不可能” I wouldn't say "nothing."
你觉得他们软弱 因为他们怀抱梦想 心系他人 You call them weak because they dream. They care.
他们从不放弃 They never give up.
这不是软弱 姐妹 That is not weakness, sister.
这是他们的强大所在 我的强大 That is their strength. My strength.
来吧 让你见识一下 Come, let me show you.
和你不一样 我更喜欢我真实的样子 Unlike you, I am at home in my form.
我不需要再掩饰自己了 I do not need to disguise myself any further!
你柔弱的抵抗简直可笑 Your feeble attempt to stop me is amusing.
但我要开始毁灭世界了 But I must be about the end of the world.
来吧 恶魔们 Come, demons.
来大快朵颐吧 Come and eat your fill.
再见了 姐妹 Good bye, Sister.
阿什拉！ Ashrah!
再见 Good bye.
谢谢你 查克 现在我们要去救乔尼了 Thank you, Chuck. Now we must go help Johnny.
或许现在有更大的麻烦 We might have bigger problems than that.
凯奇先生？凯奇先生！ Mr... Mr. Cage? Mr. Cage!
凯奇先生 你快点站起来 Mr. Cage, you have to get up.
该到你闪亮回归的镜头了 This is the part of the movie where you make your comeback.
他把我当成了另一种人 He thinks I'm something I'm not.
某种英雄角色 Some sort of hero,
而不是一个只会踢高腿… rather than a guy who can kick high, hit his mark and...
总是看起来虚有外表的人 look spectacular all the time.
孩子 很不幸 Well, kid, you're out of luck.
乔尼·凯奇不是英雄 Johnny Cage isn't a hero.
他只是个…普通人 He's nobody... special.
你很特别 乔尼 You're special, Johnny.
你很特别 You are special.
你很特别 乔尼 You're a special guy, Johnny.
特殊的血 "Special" blood.
神的血脉 The blood of gods.
他们说的对 说的都对 They're right. They were all right.
我很特别 I am special.
我要向一直以来那样做 And I'm gonna do what I've always done.
用特别的一踢踹飞霸凌者的脑袋 Shove my special foot down this bully's throat.
是笑到最后的人 I'm the last man standing...
在黑夜中行走 Walking through the night
嘿 兄弟 Hey, pal!
沉浸在力量和荣耀中 Basking in the power and glory
这里是天使之城 恶魔不准进入 This is the city of angels. No devils allowed.
击败所有竞争者 Competitors bested
当挑战来临 Challenges met
我奇迹般地存活 It's a wonder that I'm still alive
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor...
不是吧 伙计 就这点本事？ Come on, man. Is that all you got?
当比赛进来到最后时刻 When it's down to the wire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
瞧你那样子 well, look at that.
尽管相信我的话 Believe it when I tell you
连恶魔都有蛋蛋 Even demons have balls.
我是坚强的人 I am but a man
干飞他 乔尼！ Fuck him up, Johnny!
直面眼前每一个挑战 Rising to the challenge before me, yeah
眼前的挑战 Challenge before me, yeah
乔尼！乔尼！ Johnny! Johnny!
绝不会停下 No chance of stopping
乔尼！乔尼！乔尼！ Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
别挡我的路 Get out of my way
把恐惧丢到一边 Throwing all my fears aside
我有慢鼓掌镜头了？ Am I getting a slow clap?
我有慢鼓掌镜头了！ I'm getting a slow clap.
乔尼！乔尼！ Johnny! Johnny!
干倒他 凯奇！ Kick his ass, Cage!
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
乔尼！乔尼！ Johnny! Johnny!
我的心在燃烧 Yeah, my will is on fire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
这不可能 Impossible.
打倒他 乔尼！ Get him, Johnny!
吃我一招 Eat it!
愚蠢！你或许拥有力量 You fool! You may have power,
但我是神 but I am a god.
这边 不 这边 There! No, there!
来得太快了 They're coming out too fast!
我会好好享用你的骨头 I will enjoy eating your bones.
嘿 放开他 Hey! Leave him alone.
上啊 放开他 Come on, leave him alone.
有遗言吗 人类？ Any last words, Earthrealmer?
对 有一句 Yeah, if I might.
重力就是个屁 Gravity's a bitch.
现在 查克 Chuck, now!
关上大门 永不再开 Close this door, forevermore!
小心一点不为过 Better safe than sorry.
查克 你做到了 Chuck, you did it.
你是这里最棒的助理 You're the best damn assistant there is.
不 我们做到了 凯奇先生 No. We did it, Mr. Cage.
多股绳索相结才不容易断裂 A cord of many strands is not easily broken.
看看这一幕啊 well, would you look at that?
你心心念念的白色圣诞节 查克 You got your white Christmas after all, Chuck.
而你…简直不可思议 And you... You were incredible.
你也是 乔尼 As were you, Johnny Cage.
你告诉了我成为人的真正意义 You have shown me what it truly means to be human.
如果我没有宣誓过 我愿意成为你的伴侣 If I had not made my vows, I would take you as a mate.
这种事可以以后再说 well, we can work on that later.
但现在… But for now...
你知道么 You know what?
当你从黑暗之神手中拯救了世界 When you save the world from a dark god,
并不需要吻一个帅气的恶魔战士 you don't have to kiss the kick-ass demon fighter.
但…我愿意 But for me... I kind of do.
查克追寻我的脚步 Chuck followed in my footsteps.
将“乔尼·凯奇会怎么做”展现到了极致 He took the "what would Johnny Cage do " to the extreme
在购物中心的武术馆报了名 and signed up for some martial arts lessons at a strip mall.
但这家很烂 This wasn't a good one.
最后 他穿上了带小球的滑稽服装 Eventually, he put on this funny suit with all these glowing balls
在一些游戏里做我的替身 and became my double on a bunch of video games.
他管自己叫“莫卡普” He called himself "Mokap."
听起来荒唐至极 Didn't make any sense to me.
而那些游戏 因为过于暴力被封禁了 And the games, well, they were banned due to excessive violence.
-给我过来 -Toasty! -Come here. -Toasty!
阿什拉离开了 Ashrah took off.
她说会继续追求神圣之路 She said she had to continue her quest to become holy.
在我身边她不可能做到 Being by my side made that a little harder.
这不能怪她 Can't say I blame her.
我没法掌控我周围的人 I can hardly control myself around me.
而我呢？ And me?
我完成了《忍者哑剧》并拍了续集 Well, we made Ninja Mime and a sequel.
然后又出了一部续集 And another one after that.
事实上 我的事业一直都很顺利 In fact, my career was going pretty great there for a while.
-忍者哑剧的主演下一步何去何从？ -被困牢笼里的乔尼 他还剩多少时间？ -动作巨星的崛起和陨落。 -从动作影星到堕落废人 乔尼凯奇发生了什么？
但没一个巅峰都紧跟着下坡 But with every hill, there's always a valley.
这就是人生 That's life.
你能遇到的最大的恶霸 The biggest bully of all.
这不是乔尼·凯奇吗 你这是要去哪里？ Oh, Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage. Where are you headed?
去某个小岛上拍一部片 Off to shoot a new fillm on some remote island.
美丽的风景 美丽的姑娘 Beautiful scenery, beautiful babes.
我有很棒的预感 I have a good feeling about this one.
你要回归了吗？ Is this your comeback?
回归？ Comeback?
女士… Lady...
我从未离开 I've never left.
我是笑到最后的人 I'm the last man standing
在黑夜中行走 Walking through the night
沉浸在力量和荣耀中 Basking in the power and glory
击败所有竞争者 Competitors bested
当挑战来临 Challenges met
我奇迹般地存活 It's a wonder that I'm still alive
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
当比赛进来到最后时刻 When it's down to the wire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
尽管相信我的话 Believe it when I tell you
我是坚强的人 I am but a man
直面眼前每一个挑战 Rising to the challenge before me, yeah
绝不会停下 No chance of stopping
别挡我的路 Get out of my way
把恐惧丢到一边 Throwing all my fears aside
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
我的心在燃烧 Yeah, my will is on fire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
我的心在燃烧 My will is on fire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
你点燃了我的欲望 You fuel my desire
我是幸存者 And I'm a survivor
我的心在燃烧 Yeah, my will is on fire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor
当比赛进来到最后时刻 When it's down to the wire
我是幸存者 I'm a survivor