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(征集男士 只求有钱 不求长相 ^_^ Muk) IN NEED OF A MAN. AN UGLY FACE IS ALL RIGHT IF YOU'RE RICH.
(狼心狗肺的Muk) MOOK, YOU WEIRDO OF A FRIEND.
(祝你到清莱之后被男友甩掉 然后回来陪我一起发霉 哈哈哈…) I HOPE YOU GET DUMPED IN CHIANG RAI. MY MISERY WOULD LOVE SOME COMPANY.
（就知道嘴贱） WATCH YOUR MOUTH, PINN. I'LL BITCHSLAP YOU.
(小心房东阿婶过来催你交租 Muk) AND BEWARE OF THAT HAG COMING FOR THE RENT. FROM MOOK.
（砰砰！别忘记有我 连我的份一起玩） SHE WAS BANGING ON MY DOOR. ENJOY YOUR TRIP ON MY BEHALF.
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（站着看风景 你呢？） JUST ENJOYING THE VIEW. YOU?
（躺着 好寂寞） JUST LYING DOWN. I'M SO LONELY.
（你有msn吗？） DO YOU HAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS FOR MSN?
（我没有电脑 我在的地方很窄） I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER. I HAVE A REALLY SMALL SPACE.
（真不幸 你闷的时候可以发短信和我聊天） PITY, I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER. I HAVE A REALLY SMALL SPACE.
（和你聊 就算聊整晚也不会闷 你呢？） I CAN TALK TO YOU ALL NIGHT. YOU WON'T BORE ME. YOU?
（我也不会 我已经很久没和别人聊天了） ME TOO. I'VE BEEN SHUT IN. HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYONE FOR SO LONG.
（我也一样 我一个人已经满一百天了） ME NEITHER. I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR 100 DAYS NOW.
(你身体不舒服吗？) ARE YOU ILL?
（我很倒霉 坐计程车时车祸快死掉） WORST OF LUCK. MY TAXI FLIPPED OVER, ALMOST KILLING ME.
(打石膏都3个多月了) I'VE BEEN IN A CAST FOR OVER THREE MONTHS NOW.
（你知道吗 大难不死 必有后福） HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT SILVER LININGS AFTER A STORM?
（你睡了吗？） ARE YOU ASLEEP?
（还没 我不困） NO, I'M NOT SLEEPY YET.
（可以给我你的照片吗？） CAN I ASK FOR A PHOTO?
（我们交换好啦 Ok？） LET'S EXCHANGE. MY PHOTO FOR YOURS. DEAL?
（好 你先发） DEAL. YOURS FIRST.
（可能没你想的那么漂亮） I'M PROBABLY NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU'D HOPED.
（可能没你想的那么帅） PROBABLY NOT AS HOT AS YOU EXPECTED.
（你耍赖 这明明是我发给你的照片） NO CHEATING. THAT'S THE PHOTO I SENT.
（你看清楚 我和你一起拍的） LOOK CLOSER. I'M IN THE PHOTO WITH YOU.
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（…因为死者是自杀身亡的…） THE DECEASED KILLED HIMSELF.
（他们还把手机一起放到死者的棺材里面…） THEY PUT THEIR SON'S CELL PHONE IN HIS COFFIN
（因为他们怕他们的儿子寂寞） IN CASE HE EVER GETS LONELY
(说不定可以用手机联络谁) OR WANTS TO COMMUNICATE.
（我也一样 我一个人已经满一百天了…） I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR 100 DAYS NOW.
（你生病了？） ARE YOU ILL?
（你在怕什么？） WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
（不许关手机 我不喜欢你这样！） DON'T TURN OFF THE PHONE, I DON'T LIKE THAT.
（我会经过你那边 我可以去找你吗？） I'LL BE PASSING BY WHERE YOU LIVE. CAN I COME AND SEE YOU?
（不行 我男朋友会生气） NO, MY BOYFRIEND WON'T LIKE THAT.
（你一个人 我在看着你） YOU'RE ALONE. I'M WATCHING YOU.
（我在你住的大楼前面） I'M OUTSIDE THE BUILDING.
（我上楼了） I'M HEADING UPSTAIRS.
（我在你的房间里了） I'M IN YOUR ROOM NOW.
（Ton 我们分手吧 我有新的男朋友了） AO: LET'S JUST SPLIT UP. I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
丑八怪 Hey, Undertaker.
装作没看见我们啊？ Aren't you going to say hi, huh?
不给他点颜色瞧瞧是不行的了 Diew, I said it before, just give me this once.
快 Hurry up.
快 Come on.
Let's go.
搞死他 … -Let's go. -Start the car.
你给我过来 -Ngid, get the fuck over here. -Not so fast.
你说他们会不会太过分了？ You've gone too far.
什么？你说什么？ Huh? What did you say?
他们会不会太过分了！ Don't you think what you did was too much?
什么 过分 你再说一次 Ping What was too much? What do you mean?
What you did--
别… Please...
别…这样对我 don't hurt me.
我 I...
我要赶着去… I have to go...
医院看我爸爸 I have to go see my dad at the hospital.
看你个老豆！ See your fucking dad?
你以为你很棒啊 想让我们被开除？ You think you're so fucking cool now that you got us expelled?
我…我真的不知道 I really didn't know.
我 I...
我只想拿回我的作业本 I just wanted my notebook back.
X的！ Fucking prick.
还想狡辩 You got the guts to make excuses?
你这种样子就是他X的小偷 Opening people's bags without permission, that's stealing.
你要你的作业本 You wanted your notebook,
就拿走啊 you could've just taken it.
干嘛要去告诉老师？ You didn't have to go to the teacher
看到我们的大麻 because you saw the fucking weed.
但是…但是我真的不知道… But I really didn't know...
有老师站在我后面 there was a teacher behind me.
噢，原来... Oh, yeah, right.
你X的不知道！ You didn't fucking know.
拜托... Enough. Please. Enough.
我…我…对不起 I'm sorry. It's my fault.
我说你明天 I think it's best
最好自动退学 you go drop out tomorrow.
别再让我看到 And don't ever show up
你这张烂脸 with your rotten face again.
清楚了没有！ Do you understand?
Hey, Undertaker.
像垃圾一样 You're fucking trash.
知道吗什么是垃圾 Do you know what they do with trash?
丑八怪 Undertaker.
垃圾不是深埋就是烧毁 我觉得 They either bury it or burn it. But the likes of you,
你比较适合烧掉 should just be burned.
Hey.
滚吧 Disappear.
离开学校就好 Transfer schools if you like.
如果你不想再這樣 If you don't want to be burned alive,
就别再让我看到你的脸 don't ever show your face again.
知道了吗！ Do you hear me?
嘿 Hey.
看啊 你的单车 Get up. Take a look at your bike.
你真行 What a shame.
你的单车 快去捡回来吧 There goes your bike. Go and get it.
真的推他下去 好不好？ How about we just let him fall for real?
你小子 吓谁啊 Dude, he could actually fucking fall.
让他吓到屁滚尿流 If he does, he'll be mashed to shit.
嘿 Hey.
妈的 Shit.
干！差点... Fuck, that was close.
干！ Fuck.
催命符 TIT FOR TAT
我看都不用看 一对九 Don't hold your breath, because I have the nine.
我正旺呢！ I'm on fire.
输了输了 My hand sucks.
要我脱衣服吗？ You want my shirt, too?
我全都给你 -Your shirt? -Just take it.
别心急 别心急 Keep your shirt on. Calm down.
你会不会发牌啊 Did you mark the cards?
你管我会不会 If I didn't, I wouldn't have won.
你这什么牌 Hey, what the fuck's this?
Joker啊 Oh, that's the Joker.
忘了拿出来 I forgot to take it out. Sorry.
Diew.
如果Ngid出事了 If anything happens to Ngid,
你老爸还能像以前一样帮得上忙吗？ I hope your dad can save our asses.
Ping Hell, Pink.
干嘛这么扫兴 Watch your fucking mouth.
没什么大不了的 I think he's just fine.
大不了就是劝退 He's probably dropped out by now.
你们也是 You guys, too.
不要老抽大麻 Go easy on the weed.
我爸都骂我了 My dad already chewed me out.
如果不是Ngid那小子 根本就没什么事 If Ngid didn't find it, we wouldn't be in such a hot mess.
他死了正好 It'd be great if he fucking died.
但是 说起来… Speaking of him,
昨天我有看到他的单车停在学校里 I saw his bike parked here yesterday.
昨天傍晚我要回家的时候 Yesterday afternoon, I was just going home...
他的单车还在 ...and his bike was here.
但是不知道人跑到哪里去了 But I didn't see where he was.
我X！ Fucking shit.
你想干什么 丑八怪 What's your fucking problem, Undertaker?
你还想挨揍是吗？ You want to fucking go?
我警告你的话你听不懂是吧？ You didn't have enough last time, huh?
够了 Enough.
他真的会死的 He could actually die.
Ping你不要插手 Stay out of this, Pink.
你们这些禽兽 Scum like you...
全都该死 should all just die.
别动！ Yo, don't get up.
Yo.
你X的笑什么笑！ What the fuck are you laughing at?
-No. -Yo.
走开 走开 … Not me. No. Get out!
走开 走开 … Fuck, get out!
走开 走开 别过来！ Not me. Fuck, not me!
什么？发生了什么？ -What? -What happened?
It's a person!
-Diew, what do we do? -What should we do?
-Diew, what do we do. -Diew.
Deaw 我们走 Deaw！ -Diew. -Get out of here. Come on, go.
走 先走 快！ Let's go, hurry up.
收拾东西 赶快走 Leave the stuff. Just run. Go.
进去课室 Get in your class.
我们上哪儿？ What the fuck do we do?
先去医院 去医院！ -Go. -We have to get to the hospital.
- 快开车 - 哪一个医院最近？ -Start the car. -Which one is the closest?
先到我的公寓那边 -There's a clinic under my flat. -Yo.
那里最近！ That one's the closest.
- 开车 - 走走… -Let's go. -Okay, let's go.
Yo.
这条路吗？ -This one? -Yo.
还没 下一个巷子… -This one? -No, the next street.
这…就是这个巷子 -Here, turn here. -Yo.
Okay.
No. Yo.
Yo.
她死了...快 快下车 -She's dead. -Toot, get down. Quick.
快下车 -Yo. -Get out of the car.
Yo!
我怎么和她爸爸妈妈说 What do I even tell her parents?
我…我们还是报警吧 I think we should go to the police.
死人了啊 There's a fucking body down there.
那是你的朋友啊！ That body was your friend.
- 我们要不要… - 究竟发生… -What the fuck... -If it gets...
究竟发生了什么事？ What the fuck just happened?
我觉得好奇怪 I think something's not right.
你们还记得Yoghourt看到那本书的时候吗 Did you see Yoghurt's face when she read the book?
她… And then...
Ngid他掉下楼之前 在害怕着什么 Ngid's shock just before he fell down.
有件事我想告诉你... I have something to tell you...
我看见… I saw...
你看见什么？ What did you see?
我看到他下咒 I saw him doing it.
那天我在更衣室 What did he do?
如果有人看到呢？ What if someone sees us?
看到就看到吧 Good, spice things up.
如果是老师呢？ What if it's a teacher?
这样才刺激啊 Good, that's even more exciting.
你听 那是谁的声音？ Hey, whose voice is that? Listen.
哪有什么声音 You can keep listening.
停 你听啊 Stop. Listen.
谁这么无聊在这里念经啊 Who's chanting what in here?
我没心情继续了 Let's just stop, Ball. I'm not in the mood anymore.
谁啊 Who the fuck?
谁看到我的眼睛 Whoever looks you in the eye,
就把他们全都带走！ take them all.
别告诉我… Don't tell me that...
Ngid他下降头 Ngid is into black magic?
还是说他想要报仇？ Could it be that he was trying to get back at us?
他老爸重病 His father's an undertaker.
有可能偷偷学降头啊 So it's not that far-fetched.
或者… Maybe it was...
或者什么？ It was what, Ace?
催命符 A death sigil.
就是用那些死不瞑目的人的画像 You take a picture of someone who dies with their eyes open,
进行诅咒仪式 and perform a cursing ritual.
如果谁看到死者的眼睛 Whoever looks the dead in the eye is...
也会死掉 doomed to die on the spot.
我记得符咒上应该写着 I remember there was something written on it, like...
这是什么？ What the fuck is this?
“我看到你了” 类似这样的话 "I see you now", or something.
我看到你了 "I see you now"?
你们看什么… What the fuck are you looking at?
干！ Fuck.
妈的！ Shit!
别看！ Watch out.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你都看到了吗？欺负别人的下场！ So this is what you call being burned alive.
好了 All right.
你交代的情况…如果让我们相信 I mean, what you told us, I find it...
的确很困难 hard to believe.
Okay?
你说你朋友的死了 You're saying your friends died
都是因为这些书？ because of this book?
还有 我已经联系你的监护人了 Anyway, my men called your parents for you.
他们应该快到了 They should be here soon.
你就现在这里等一下吧 You just sit tight in here.
我还有事 Don't go anywhere.
等一下再来 Okay? We'll be right back.
Oh.
你... And...
要吃点什么吗？ do you want something to eat?
Hey.
Pink.
抬头看看我 Look up here.
我们不是死党吗？ We're a gang, aren't we?
没错 Right.
我们是朋友 不是吗？ Ping We're friends, aren't we, Pink?
Ping 我们在等你 Pink, we're waiting for you.
你别抛下我们 Ping Don't leave us, Pink.
来吧 Hold out your hand, Pink.
我们一起走 Come with us.
你不喜欢我们了吗？ Don't you like me anymore?
轮到你了 It's your turn now.
不 No.
不关我的事 I have nothing to do with this.
催命符 A death sigil.
就是用那些死不瞑目的人的画像进行诅咒仪式 You take a picture of someone who dies with their eyes open, and perform a curse.
我没有欺负过你 I've never done anything to you.
不关我的事 I had no part in it.
对 No.
你就只是袖手旁观 You just stood there and watched.
现在， And right now,
这就是我想给你看的 this is what I want you to see.
不要 No.
看吧 Look at it.
我不看 I won't look.
我没有欺负你 I never did anything to you.
不关我的事 I had nothing to do with it.
你没得选择！ You'll never get out unscathed!
给我看！ Just look!
反正你都要死了 You'll die anyway!
你死了一切就可以结束了 Die here and end it all!
看吧！ Look!
呼叫所有单位 Calling all units,
有警察在厕所里被射杀 an officer was shot in the toilet.
请立刻支援 We need immediate backup.
排查现场 Stop him, get in front of him, now.
小心手枪 Careful, he's armed.
小妹妹 不用… Young lady, stay in here, don't be...
你不用担心我了 You don't have to worry about me.
他们已经拿我没办法了 He can't touch me now.
他们带不走我了 You can never take me.
我看到你了！ I SEE YOU NOW
你们睡了吗？ Hey, are you guys asleep?
你吵什么？ What the fuck is it now?
你们听说过吗？ Have you heard the story about
有人说在林子里露营的时候 why you shouldn't sleep outside
禁止睡在岸边 when you're staying in the woods?
为什么？ Why?
我朋友告诉我 Tia told me a story once.
有一次他去露营 He went into the woods,
他正好睡在岸边 and fell asleep outside.
夜深之后 Late that night,
他好像听到有人走近的声音 he heard footsteps, like someone was walking towards them.
Crunch.
他觉得好像有人在拉他的脚 Then he felt there was someone scratching his leg.
他吓了一跳 于是坐起来 So he jolted up.
他看到… What he saw was...
一个女人 a woman.
女鬼？ A female ghost?
坐在他脚旁边 Sitting at his feet.
漂亮吗？ Was she pretty?
还算漂亮 但是我觉得… She was, but more in a way that...
干！ Fuck, no.
神经啊你 I haven't finished.
我还没说完呢 Don't drag me off topic.
我也不知道 I don't know.
他只是告诉我 He told me only that
是一个长头发的女人 it was a woman with long hair
看不到脸 covering her face,
小小的 and she was pale.
坐在他的脚旁边 -Sitting at his feet. -And...
然后他怎么了呢？ what did he do next?
他还能怎么办？ Well, what could he have done?
他就闭上眼睛忍着等到天亮 He squeezed his eyes shut and waited until dawn.
早上起来之后 When the sun came up,
他就去问那边的管理员 he went and asked a ranger nearby.
管理员说 那一带… He said that,
曾有一个女人 there was a woman
溺水身亡 who drowned in the area.
Shit.
我朋友睡的那个位置 And the spot Tia slept at,
就是Chin你现在睡的地方！ is the same spot you are right at now, Shin. Right here.
别说了 毛都竖起来了 -Tough luck, man. -It's giving me goosebumps.
你胡说什么啊 在森林里面 Don't pull that prank. We're in the middle of the woods.
-还是睡吧 -嘿 等等 -Let's just go to bed. -Hey, wait a minute.
你们不觉得奇怪吗？ Aren't you ever curious
为什么鬼都是女的 why it's always a ghost of a woman
长发飘飘 又看不到脸 -with long hair, covering her face? -Yeah.
我看过好多部鬼片 都是这样 I've seen it in countless movies, it's all the same.
-你看过“鬼影”吗？-混蛋！ -Have you seen Shutter? -Asshole.
我还没看过 你不要说出来啊 I haven't seen it. Don't fucking talk about it.
你没看过“鬼影”？ You've never seen Shutter?
Come here.
结尾的时候 鬼骑在男主角的脖子上! The ghost was sitting on the protagonist's shoulders.
讨厌！ Fuck. Are you fucking nuts?
- 他脖子疼… - 够了 够了 -Really. That's why his neck hurt-- -Enough.
我认为世界上是没有鬼的 I don't think ghosts are real.
以前 Back in the day,
老师带我们去漂流的时候 I used to take people out rafting here.
我也是一个人睡在林子里 I'd stay in the woods by myself,
也没碰到什么鬼啊 and I've never seen any ghosts.
没错 Right.
Chin 你想太多了 -You're just paranoid, Shin. -Idiot.
有没有我不管 I don't know if they're real,
先害怕又没有错 I just know I'm scared.
那... Oh, well.
我们假设一下 Say, what if...
我们四个人 anyone amongst the four of us
如果其中一个先死掉了 ends up dead because of it?
你们会不会害怕？ Would you be scared?
你们死我才不怕 I'm not scared of any of you dying.
我更怕我先死 I'm more scared of myself dying.
混账 Fucking prick.
说真的 But seriously,
我说啊 I think...
我们四个人 amongst the four of us,
Chin死的话… if turdbag Shin died,
是最恐怖的！ he'd make a frightening ghost.
为什么？ Why is that?
你看看他的脸 Just look at his face.
还没死我看了都觉得恐怖 He isn't even dead, yet I'm already spooked.
你帅 就你帅 Yeah, right, you fucking Prince Charming.
你干嘛站起来？ Why are you getting up?
-Yeah. -Ter. Phueak.
移开一点 我要睡中间 Move over. I'm getting in the middle.
你搞什么 What's wrong with you?
竟然真的害怕啊？ Are you that much of a pussy?
你不怕你就睡边边 -If you're not, just sleep outside. -I'm not.
我不怕 我懒得动 I'm... too lazy to move.
Ter.
你不怕不是吗 让位给我吧 You're not scared, so switch places with me.
故事里的鬼我不怕 I mean I wouldn't be scared of you guys,
现实中的鬼我还是怕的 but I'm scared of ghosts in general.
-嘿 给我睡中间嘛 -搞什么啊 走开 -Just let me sleep in the middle. Please. -What is wrong with you?
搞什么啊 走开 -Shoo. Dam it. -Hey, hey, come on.
别吵了 Stop fucking arguing.
该睡了 我开始困了 Let's just go to bed. I'm so tired.
他困了 你快去睡吧 -See? He's tired. Just get to bed. -Yeah.
如果我先死了 And If I die,
我一定先来找那个睡中间的人 I'm going to come back and haunt the one in the middle first.
那... Well, well.
拜托 So may it be.
让你如愿快点去死 I hope you die, as you wish.
你睡前有刷牙吗？好臭 Did you even brush your teeth before bed? You smell bad already.
中间人 IN THE MIDDLE
沿着这个方向漂就对了 Just keep heading in this direction.
指南针显示的没有错 By the time we reach the camping spot, it'll be evening.
Shin.
有必要看指南针吗？ Why do you even have to read the compass?
河流本来就只能有一个方向 The river just flows in one direction.
你看啊 还能流去哪里啊 Yeah, were you expecting us to make a turn somewhere?
唔... Well...
不想浪费了它嘛... I don't want it to go to waste.
别看了 收起来 收起来 Well, there's no need. Pocket it.
Hey, Phueak.
你得了吧 干嘛要大喊大叫 You too, asshole. Why are you shouting?
杰克和露丝啊 你看过泰坦尼克号吗？ I'm Jack Dawson. Haven't you seen Titanic?
杰克就是站在船头 He stands at the bow of the ship.
嘿 Well--
混账，Perk Phueak, son of a bitch.
你想我们沉船啊？ You want the boat to sink or what?
没有 我只是想演杰克而已 No. I just want to be Jack.
Hey, Shin.
别告诉我你不知道泰坦尼克号最后沉了 Don't tell me you didn't know that the Titanic sank.
我又没看过 Well, I haven't seen it.
你没看过泰坦尼克号？ You haven't seen Titanic?
你知道吗 结尾的时候 露丝骑在杰克的脖子上哦 You know, at the end, Rose was on Jack's shoulders?
鬼影是抄袭泰坦尼克来的 Shutter ripped that off.
- 真的？ - 真的 -For real? -For real.
泰坦尼克都骑了14年了 Titanic did that like a decade before.
他X的 Well, fuck.
泰国电影 Sodding Thai movies.
你家附近有没有影碟店啊？ Man, don't you have movie rentals where you live?
嘿！ Look.
激流到了 It's party time!
准备 Here we go.
划快一点 Let's hit it harder!
Chin 爽不爽？ Shin, help with the paddling!
冲啊！ Let's go!
Hey, Phueak.
Perk 别… 别站起来 Phueak, don't get up!
船不平衡了 Phueak, don't get up. Get down. You'll flip us over!
Phueak!
别…站… Phueak, don't stand!
别站… Phueak, get down! Phueak!
Ter.
救命 Help me!
Shin.
Phueak!
还好吗？ Shin, Phueak, are you all right?
我没事 I'm okay, you?
Ter呢？ Where's Ter?
是哦？ Fuck, you're right.
-Ter! -Ter!
Ter, you bastard!
Ter!
Ter好像不会游泳啊 -Shit, and he can't swim that well. -Damn it.
是啊 哪去了？ Where is he?
- Ter！ - 看！ -Ter. -There.
完蛋了 -Fucking hell. Ter! -Ter!
-Ter!
-救命！ -嘿 是Ter -Help! -There's Ter!
Ter!
快！ Aey, quick!
救命 救… Help!
Ter.
Ter,撑着 -Help. -Ter, hang on.
救我 Help me.
Ter.
Ter，不要推我 -Ter, don't pull me! -Help.
-Hey.
不要推我 Don't pull me.
Help!
-Help! -Ter!
A，小心！ Aey, watch out!
干! Shit.
干！不要 Fuck, no.
他们呢？ Where are they?
Aey!
Ter!
Aey!
干！你在哪？ Shit! Where are you?
Aey!
Ter!
Hey, Ter.
小心 Careful.
没事了，先坐一坐 It's all right. You're okay now. Sit down.
你怎么了？ How are you?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
A呢？ Where's Aey?
-Aey. -Damn it.
Aey!
那混账呢？ -Where's that bastard? -Aey!
Aey!
A 你在哪里？ Aey, where are you?
Aey!
Aey?
Fucking shit. Aey!
-Aey! -Aey.
Aey!
Where are you?
Hey, Aey!
你们说他会不会有事 Do you think he'll be all right?
他不会有事的 I think he'll be fine.
你别伤心 Don't overthink it.
你才不要伤心 You're the one overthinking.
还哭了呢 Why are you fucking crying?
他又没有死 Aey isn't fucking dead yet.
他死了你再哭 When you know he's dead, then you can cry.
但是我们沿路一直找下来了 But we've been looking everywhere.
我们还是别想那么多了 Let's not mull over it too much.
明天我们走出林子了 We'll be out of the woods tomorrow, right?
可以找管理员一起进来再搜寻一次 We can get the rangers to come look for him again.
今晚我们还是先睡吧 Let's just call it a night.
相信我 Trust me.
明天还有很远的路要走 We've got a long way to go tomorrow.
我先睡了 I'm going to bed.
Ter.
睡吧 Let's call it a night.
Hey.
Ter 怎么还不睡？ What's wrong with you now, Ter?
为什么你不睡原来的位置？ Why aren't you sleeping in the same spot?
什么原来的位置？ What spot are you talking about?
昨晚我睡在A的旁边 Well, I slept next to Aey last night.
今晚我应该睡边边 So I should get to sleep on the end.
睡哪里还不是睡 睡吧 很晚了 Hell, just sleep wherever is convenient. It's fucking late.
Ter.
你是不是 Don't tell me that
想起A昨晚说过的话 you're thinking of what he said last night.
什么话？ What the fuck did he say?
A说 About that...
如果他死了 if he dies,
他就会回来找睡在中间的那个人 he's coming back to haunt the one in the middle.
你爸才死掉了 Dead, my ass.
A还没死 Aey isn't fucking dead yet.
你们别疑神疑鬼的了 Stop talking nonsense.
明天就会见到他了 睡吧！ We'll find him tomorrow. Let's go to bed.
如果你不怕… If you're not scared,
你睡到中间来啊 then move over to the middle.
Shit.
死Chin Shin, man.
你的脚臭死了 Your feet fucking stink.
哪有臭啊 No, they don't.
收好你的脚 It's right up my nostrils.
不要靠近我的脸 Keep your fucking feet out of my face.
你干嘛要闻我的脚 Why are you even smelling it then?
嘘…… Hey, shh.
你们有听到什么声音吗？ Do you hear something?
什么？ What?
什么声音？ What is that sound?
好像是… It sounds like...
有人正在朝我们走过来 someone's walking towards us.
谁？ Who's that?
是A吗？ Aey, is that you?
Aey.
不会吧 What the fuck?
Aey.
干！老兄 -Fuck, man. -Shit.
我还以为你死翘翘了 Tough fucker, we thought you were dead.
A 还好吗？ Hey, Aey, how are you feeling?
Shin.
-拿毛巾给他 -好 -Get him a towel, dry him up. -Okay.
你还OK吗？ Are you okay, man?
哪里伤到了吗？ Are you hurt anywhere?
你…你… Hey, and...
怎么回来的？ how did you make it back?
我好冷… I'm cold.
快 毛巾 擦一擦 Dry him up. There.
快换衣服吧 别感冒了 And go change your clothes. You'll get sick.
找了这么久 We were looking for you.
回来就好了 It's good that you're back.
哇 都没受什么伤 Damn, there's not a scratch on you, huh?
真是神奇 Fuck, that's awesome.
你运气太好了 You're so damn lucky.
你去哪？ Hey, where are you going?
抽烟 I'm going for a smoke.
我也去 Yeah, I'm coming along.
Hey.
占我便宜啊你 Where's your smoke?
别这样嘛 Come on.
吝啬鬼 Stingy douchebag.
你有没有觉得怪怪的 Don't you think it's a bit strange?
-哪里怪？ -干！ -What's strange? -Shit.
你小声一点嘛 Keep it down.
-什么？ -我是说A -What? -I mean about Aey.
A怎么了？ What about him?
不知道 What kind of fucking person
但是溺水这么久了 像没事似的 can go under water for minutes on end and come out just fine?
是吗 What?
他没事不是好事吗？ And isn't it good that he's fine?
你还唧唧歪歪些什么 Don't jinx it, come on.
Aey.
你怎么了？ Are you all right?
Aey?
你还OK吗？ Are you okay?
Aey.
你怎么了？ What's wrong?
你...？ You?
你跑出来做什么 你又不抽烟 What are you doing out here? You don't even smoke.
我从今天开始抽！ Well, I'm going to start smoking today.
别急 呵呵 Take it easy.
Man.
小娃子开窍了今天 Starting your rebellious phase at this age?
Ter.
你和我想的是不是一样？ Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
你们两个到底发什么神经啊 What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Phueak.
如果A死了呢… What if Aey is already dead?
谁说他死了 Dead, my fucking ass.
他死了那里面的是谁？ Then who's that in the tent?
笨蛋 Fuck, man.
你没看过灵异第六感吗？ Haven't you seen The Sixth Sense?
怎么了？ What of it?
他不知道他自己已经死了 The guy doesn't know that he's dead.
真的？ Really?
靠 You son of a bitch.
你告诉我干什么 我还没看呢 Why did you have to tell me that? I haven't seen it.
报应 You had it coming.
谁叫你之前… My turn, bitch.
还是说A回来是要找你的 Ter Maybe Aey is back for you, Ter.
是你 让他溺水的 You're the one who caused him to drown.
干！ Fuck you.
不要乱说话 Watch your fucking mouth.
我也觉得他是要找你 I think he's back because you...
你咒他死 jinxed him to die.
什么？ What?
你不是说他还没死吗？ Didn't you say he isn't dead?
我开玩笑 I'm just joking.
混账 Shitheads.
你们真的认为他死了啊？ Seriously, you think he's actually dead?
不知道 I don't know.
可能是我想太多了 Maybe I'm just paranoid.
嗯嗯嗯 想太多了 Yeah. I'd say you're paranoid.
算了...我去小便 Fine. I'll go take a piss.
你给我走远一点 And do it far away from the tent.
Chin的脚臭都快让我死掉了 It's enough that I have to put up with Shin's fucking feet.
我也去 Wait for me.
Hey, Ter.
带A一起去 Take Aey with you.
你… You're...
也蛮会出汗的嘛 sweating a hell of a lot.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
不冷了吧 Are you feeling warmer?
嗯… Yeah.
你好就好了 It's good that you're okay.
干！ Fuck.
有蛇！ A snake.
完蛋了 完蛋了 I'm so fucked. I'm fucked.
怎么了 发生什么事？ What's wrong with you, Ter? What is it?
A死掉了 Aey is dead.
什么？ -Huh? -What?
A死了！ Aey is fucking dead.
你说什么？ -What are you talking about? -Shit.
那边 他回来了 Here he comes. He's walking right towards us.
Shit.
你搞什么 Ter What's wrong, Ter?
A真的死了 Aey is fucking dead.
我看见他的尸体了 I just saw his body.
你不要吓我 Are you playing a joke on us?
这不好笑 -It's not funny. -Yeah.
我没在开玩笑！ Joke, my fucking foot.
我看到他的尸体漂在河里 I just saw his body floating in the river.
疯了吧 No way.
干 -Shit. -Shit.
Ter 你不要放手啊 Ter, don't let it go, man.
-你到底怎么了 -但这是A -Man, what is wrong with you? -But it's Aey.
-Hell, man. -It's Aey.
不要... Phueak, don't...
别玩了 -Don't prank him like that. -Phueak.
外面冷啊 -It's Aey, Phueak. -It's cold outside. Bullshit.
真是胡闹，不要吓我啊！ Shit, why didn't you stop me? Fucking hell.
这么做好吗？ Is this a good idea?
怎么说他都是我们的朋友 I mean, he's our friend, after all.
但是他死了啊！ But he's dead, dude.
我不要和鬼做朋友 I don't count ghosts as friends.
Aey.
不要缠着我们 Leave us alone.
你死了 你听到了吗？ You're dead, do you hear me?
Aey.
他…他走了吗？ Is he gone?
Perk你去看看 Phueak, you go and check.
啊？为什么是我？ But why me?
对，你去，Perk Yeah, you go, Phueak.
干！ Fuck.
我想他应该走了 I think he's gone.
Shit.
他们在哪？ Where are they?
Hey.
A走了没有？ Is Aey gone?
可能 Maybe.
X的 Fuck me.
我们怎么下去啊 How are we going to get down there?
Shit.
我们怎么上来的… How did you get up here?
完蛋了... No.
嘿，走这边 No, this way.
干！他们到底在哪？ Fuck, where are they?
Shit.
谁？ Who's there?
畜生 告诉我你到底是谁 Fucker, tell me who you are?
是我 Hey, it's me.
Phueak.
畜生 Shit, fuck you.
吓死我了 You scared me.
有什么好怕的 What are you afraid of?
你眼镜在这 Use your eyes, man.
给 Here.
干 Fuck me.
是你就早点出声啊 You should've given them to me in the first place.
干 Fuck.
Ter, mate.
Shin. Phueak.
快点过来 Come on, quick.
-靠 -靠 -Shit. -Shit.
A的尸体 It's Aey's body.
干 Fuck, man.
该怎么办？ What do we do?
我们还是先走吧 I think we should go.
明天 Then tomorrow,
我们再找人来处理他的尸体 we'll get the rangers to recover the body.
你想一起把尸体带走是吗？ You're not taking him with us, are you?
走吧 Let's go.
A 我对不起你 Fuck, Aey, I'm sorry.
等等 Wait.
你又干嘛？ What the fuck is it now?
快走啊！ Let's just get out of here.
靠 -Aey. -Shit.
你干嘛要叫他？ Why are you calling him?
不要 -Aey. -No.
-你叫你老爸啊！ -我叫他来看这个尸体 -Why are you calling him? -So he can come and see his body.
他才会知道他死掉了 I want him to know he's dead.
才不会再缠着我们 So he'll leave us alone.
Aey.
你出来 Come out, man.
靠 Shit.
A你已经死了 Aey, you're dead, man.
别再跟着我们了 Now leave us alone.
你的尸体… Here's your body.
你看啊 Look at it.
靠 Shit.
Ter.
你自己看 Look at it.
靠！ Shit!
我们到底是鬼还是人？ So are we ghosts or humans?
靠 -Phueak. -Shit.
干 Fuck.
好像“小岛惊魂”的情节啊 This is like The Others twist ending shit.
X的！ Fuck you.
你又说结局给我听了 You spoiled the ending again.
你还在乎那个做什么？ Why do you even fucking care?
我们都死了！ We're all fucking dead!
我已经试图想要告诉你们了 I tried to tell you.
但是你们只看到我的尸体 But you kept being pussies.
我只好带你们来看看你们自己的 So I had to let you see for yourself.
干 Fuck.
蛇！ A snake.
怎么？ So?
我还是你们的朋友 对吗？ Am I still your friend? 783 嗯！ You are.
-喂 -你好 Pim -Yes? -Hello? Pim?
剛睡醒嗎？可以聊嗎？你和男朋友在一起嗎？ You just woke up? Can we talk? Are you with your boyfriend?
沒有 可以聊 No, I can talk, Miss.
什么时候带你的超完美男朋友让我们见识一下？ And when are you going to introduce us to your billionaire boyfriend?
有男朋友了就玩失踪 很久没有一起玩了呢 You've been keeping him to yourself and you just fell off the radar.
有什么事吗？ Can I help you with something?
Pim 是这样的 Well, Pim,
明天有一个特殊的任务 there's a special flight tomorrow.
你要穿之前的制服 They want the same cabin crew on it.
你还记得年初艾伯特王子和公主来泰国度蜜月的事情吧？ Do you remember Prince Albert and that Princess who booked the whole plane for their honeymoon this year? 794
这次又来了 They're coming back,
和之前一样要去普吉 landing in Phuket, like before.
我记得 I remember.
224号航班 LAST FRIGHT
我也不明白 Yeah, I'm baffled, too.
为什么她要求要穿之前的旧制服 I don't know why they asked for the same crew
但是这一次是公主一个人来 when only the Princess is coming.
你听说了没有 But there's a rumor that she got beat up.
她现在快要失势了 She's about to get dumped.
王子有新欢了 The Prince has a mistress.
是吗？但是… Really? But...
我明天没有空，能不能找别人顶替我呢？ I have a schedule conflict tomorrow. Can you find someone else?
Pim 这是上头的意思 No, Pim, it's the higher-ups' request.
真的没有办法换人 We really can't change that now.
只有你和她飞过 You're the only one who has flown with her.
刚才我也刚打给Tui了 I just called Tui up a moment ago.
好 好的！ All right, Miss.
知道了 Understood.
Tui呢？怎么还不来？ Oh. And where's Tui, Miss? Why isn't she here yet?
Pim 看来你要一个人飞了 Well, Pim, it looks like you'll have to fly solo now.
为什么呢？ What? Why is that?
Tui的弟弟Ter昨晚在清迈溺水死了 Well, Ter, Tui's brother drowned in Chiang Mai last night.
我真的没办法找顶替的人 I really can't find someone to replace her.
-是吗？ -嗯 -Is that so? -Yes.
真麻烦 Aren't you a fucking lot to handle?
殿下 Your Highness.
机长 Captain.
就要降落了 需要吃些什么吗？ We're about to land, would you like anything?
不用了 谢谢你 I'm good, thank you.
好的 All right.
普及国际机场 22小时后 PHUKET AIRPORT 22 HOURS LATER
萨湾尼坦王国索菲亚公主 Last night, Princess Sophia of the Republic of Vanistan
于21时 died in Phuket
在自己的房间内 at 9 p.m. local time
过世 in her hotel room.
享年34岁 She was 34 years old.
目前尚无法确定其过世的原因 As of now, the doctors have yet to determine the cause of death.
萨湾尼坦王国要求泰国于15小时内 The Bureau of the Royal Household has requested for her body to be transported
送回其遗体 back to her country within 15 hours.
金星航空特设特别航班 以运送公主遗体回国 A special flight will be arranged accordingly by Golden Star Airline.
Pim Miss Pim.
对方希望我们15小时内送回公主遗体 They've asked us to transport her body back within 15 hours.
我们不能把遗体安置到行李舱 We can't transport her under the plane in cargo...
因为她是皇室成员 as she's royalty.
我们只能为她安排一个单独的座位 So we have to arrange a seat for her on the plane, just as on her way here.
Pim Miss Pim.
你要照看好公主殿下的遗体 You're responsible for the body.
无关人员 Those without authorization
不要让他们进入客舱 cannot get on board.
好的 机长 Yes, Captain.
你已经知道了吧 这次航班之后 You're aware that after this flight,
你会被停职 you'll be interrogated, right?
知道 I am.
-机长 -Pim 什么事？ -Captain. -What is it, Miss Pim?
机长你能出来一下吗？ Can you please come out here?
到底有什么事？ What's going on?
我… Uh.
唔... Well...
Pim 有什么就说什么 Miss Pim, just state your business.
没事 机长 Nothing, Captain.
Pim All right, Miss Pim,
没事不要打扰我们 we're in a storm zone.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你的晚餐 机长 Your meal, Captain.
谢谢！ Thank you.
-Pim 又有什么事啊？ -Pim -What is it now, Miss Pim? -Captain.
你们在搞什么游戏？ What the hell are you playing now?
你们把公主的尸体藏到哪里去了？ Where did you put her body?
你疯了吗？ What the heck are you talking about?
这是你第几次违反规定办事了？ You've already violated a lot of our regulations.
你想被开除吗？ Pull yourself together.
公主的尸体 机长你藏到哪里去了？ Where did you put the Princess's body?
你再这样胡言乱语 If you keep talking nonsense,
-我就不接你电话了！ -机长 -I'm not going to pick up anymore. -Captain.
机长 Captain.
快点降落，你听到吗？机长 Land the plane now. Do you hear me? Captain?
我叫你降落，机长 I told you to land it. Captain.
开门！ Open it.
机长 开门！ I'm telling you to open it now.
开门啊 机长！开门！ Open the door now. Open.
开门！ Open it now.
-Pim -放开我 放开我 -Pim. -Let me go. Let go.
你发什么疯！ What the hell's wrong with you? What the hell?
机长你去看公主的尸体 Take a look at the bitch's body yourself!
我不要再听你的胡言乱语了！ That's enough! I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense!
放开我 放开我 Let me go. Let go.
放开我 Let me go!
放开… Let go!
放开我 放开我 I'm not going. Let me go now!
放开我 Let me go!
Pim 你下机就给我停职 Pim, you're going to be interrogated!
机长 放开我 Captain, please let me go.
我受够了，我好怕，让我走，我好怕 I've had enough. I'm scared. Please let me go. I'm so scared.
我不敢了 I won't do it anymore!
不要...我知错了 No. I'm scared!
我不再接近他了 I won't touch him ever again.
请让我走 Please let me go.
Subtitle translation by Mingchut Anuwatnonthaket
公主殿下 请允许我向您自我介绍
我是Pim Wongphum
我很荣幸成为您在224号航班上的私人空服员
您的饮品会在稍后为您奉上
殿下 您需要茶还是咖啡？
不好意思 殿下 您需要茶还是咖啡？
茶还是咖啡 殿下
咖啡
不好意思
殿下 这是为您准备的咖啡
没关系
给我午餐
好的 请您稍等
等等
你的伤还好吗？
没事了 殿下
我看到你也有一个波斯戒指
你能摘下来 让我仔细看看它吗？
在我的国家
如果一个女人…
与一个有妇之夫
发生外遇
你知道惩罚是什么吗？
她会被抓起来
裸体在大庭广众之下游街
然后让人们用石头把她活活砸死
在她临死之前
她必须要下跪
跪求受害妻子的原谅
殿下
殿下 您的午餐
我不吃这种食物
但是…殿下
这是贵国皇室指定制作的餐点…
我不吃这种食物
但是 我们已经没有其他的餐点
你的午饭呢？
什么？
我更愿意吃你的午饭
我可以吗？
当然可以
殿下
公主殿下对虾过敏
殿下 您需要喝些水吗？
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